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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Haruharuharuko posted:

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck


It looks like he was punched in the face by The Phantom, who was wearing a special baby-skull ring.

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Optimist with doubt
May 16, 2010

Scoop Lover

:vince:

he knows...
I now want nothing more than a super hero with baby face rings punching lovely tattoos on criminals

shabbat goy
Oct 4, 2008



Does anyone have a link to those tattoos that were a big thing in Sweden(?) that were like crudely drawn knives and snakes and other old-school prison tattoo type stuff? I think it was in the old tattoo thread but I can't find it.

Kinda like Harvey Keitel's:

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

If this has been posted before then my apologies...



:whoptc:

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.
"Muggalo," before anyone asks.

cool kids inc.
May 27, 2005

I swallowed a bug

cobalt impurity posted:

"Muggalo," before anyone asks.

Is it wrong that it bothers me that Harry isn't a muggle by nature of being a wizard so this doesn't make sense ?

Edit: there are muggle born wizards but they aren't muggle. :goonsay:

cool kids inc. has a new favorite as of 06:31 on Jul 19, 2014

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

Psychobabble! posted:


Holy poo poo wanna see those comments


My girlfriend apparently knows this dumbass.


CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

cool kids inc. posted:

Is it wrong that it bothers me that Harry isn't a muggle by nature of being a wizard so this doesn't make sense ?

Edit: there are muggle born wizards but they aren't muggle. :goonsay:

That was kind of my first reaction too, so :goonsay::hf::goonsay:

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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Travakian
Oct 9, 2008



I... hm.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

That's a beautiful mix of almost okay execution and a complete inability to draw. It's like a car crash, horrible for everyone involved.. but I can't look away.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
The penis-headed T. Rex bugs me the most, for some reason.

P. rex

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


cool kids inc. posted:

Is it wrong that it bothers me that Harry isn't a muggle by nature of being a wizard so this doesn't make sense ?

Edit: there are muggle born wizards but they aren't muggle. :goonsay:

There are muggles born from wizards, though, who can't use magic!

Pipistrelle
Jun 18, 2011

Seems the high horse is taking them all home

Tiberius Thyben posted:

There are muggles born from wizards, though, who can't use magic!

But they're still not called muggles. A person born to wizard parents who can't practice magic is called a squib.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Pipistrelle posted:

But they're still not called muggles. A person born to wizard parents who can't practice magic is called a squib.

That's kinda hosed up since a real squib is a round that goes off but doesn't get enough energy to exit the barrel. The next shot frequently fucks up the gun pretty bad.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

This is a dumb detail. Can we at least veer it to GoT chat?

Escape_GOAT
May 20, 2004

Just posted to the Facebook by an acquaintance of mine.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Origami Dali posted:

My girlfriend apparently knows this dumbass.




Was meth involved with the decision to get this tattoo?

Boris Galerkin
Dec 17, 2011

I don't understand why I can't harass people online. Seriously, somebody please explain why I shouldn't be allowed to stalk others on social media!

Origami Dali posted:

My girlfriend apparently knows this dumbass.




Please post more comments.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Carl Seitan posted:

Just posted to the Facebook by an acquaintance of mine.



The centre of the solar system is a blackberry ?

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

Istari posted:

The centre of the solar system is a blackberry ?

That's an atom. Stylized and poorly, shakily drawn, but an atom.

Planets tend to orbit on the same plane.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Boat posted:

That's an atom. Stylized and poorly, shakily drawn, but an atom.

Planets tend to orbit on the same plane.

Do electrons have rings then ?

Wickerman
Feb 26, 2007

Boom, mothafucka!

Istari posted:

Do electrons have rings then ?

The ring is actually symbolic for the electron's trajectory in this instance. But if you want something to laugh about, that representation was ruled out in the 1920s by a guy named Heisenburg, who demonstrated that both the momentum and position of an electron cannot be known since we use light (photons, which have momentum) and by trying to visualize them we are hitting them with photons and changing their (electron's) momentum. The best representation of the atom is one that uses certain airspace zones around the nucleus, but I'm sure that she doesn't care.

Anyway, that tattoo is just ok. She should have tried to color code the atom so it would look more heterogeneous.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
Here is a guy who wants to be a model. He has dumb stuff tattooed on his face and body.

With deep explanations like "I’ll go on YouTube and listen to all the big hits and I’ll just take words from these songs. For example, ‘Top of the World’ is from the song by The Cataracs, but it’s also what I want. I want to rule the world."
The chest hair is also tattooed on.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/this-male-model-has-more-face-tattoos-than-you

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
World Sex Bomb.

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

DorkusMalorkus posted:

Here is a guy who wants to be a model. He has dumb stuff tattooed on his face and body.

With deep explanations like "I’ll go on YouTube and listen to all the big hits and I’ll just take words from these songs. For example, ‘Top of the World’ is from the song by The Cataracs, but it’s also what I want. I want to rule the world."
The chest hair is also tattooed on.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/this-male-model-has-more-face-tattoos-than-you

Keep trying, dude, and you'll get THE FAME and HAVE FUN and visit LOS ANGELES and SHANGHAI and eventually become THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN!

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Istari posted:

The centre of the solar system is a blackberry ?

It's trying to be :airquote: deep :airquote: by combining diagrams - it's got a map compass drawn on the middle, and they're mixing up planets and electrons because......well because they both spin round stuff.

There's also one electron that's on two different orbits. gently caress whoever did this.

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Strom Cuzewon posted:

It's trying to be :airquote: deep :airquote: by combining diagrams - it's got a map compass drawn on the middle, and they're mixing up planets and electrons because......well because they both spin round stuff.

There's also one electron that's on two different orbits. gently caress whoever did this.

I think that's just overlap, although that's still lovely if you're trying to be rigorous. One of the orbits that electron appears to be on has another electron on it, so they probably just stuck the second one on the point where the orbits cross.

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

DorkusMalorkus posted:

Here is a guy who wants to be a model. He has dumb stuff tattooed on his face and body.

With deep explanations like "I’ll go on YouTube and listen to all the big hits and I’ll just take words from these songs. For example, ‘Top of the World’ is from the song by The Cataracs, but it’s also what I want. I want to rule the world."
The chest hair is also tattooed on.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/this-male-model-has-more-face-tattoos-than-you

This looks like a Stefan Sagmeister driven ad campaign

Chicken Doodle
May 16, 2007

DorkusMalorkus posted:

Here is a guy who wants to be a model. He has dumb stuff tattooed on his face and body.

With deep explanations like "I’ll go on YouTube and listen to all the big hits and I’ll just take words from these songs. For example, ‘Top of the World’ is from the song by The Cataracs, but it’s also what I want. I want to rule the world."
The chest hair is also tattooed on.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/this-male-model-has-more-face-tattoos-than-you

Why the gently caress would you tattoo the word Saskatchewan? Why?

Purgatory Glory
Feb 20, 2005

DorkusMalorkus posted:

Here is a guy who wants to be a model. He has dumb stuff tattooed on his face and body.

With deep explanations like "I’ll go on YouTube and listen to all the big hits and I’ll just take words from these songs. For example, ‘Top of the World’ is from the song by The Cataracs, but it’s also what I want. I want to rule the world."
The chest hair is also tattooed on.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/this-male-model-has-more-face-tattoos-than-you

His chest and stomach are surprisingly bare when compared to his face. You'd think he'd move to the face wen he's got nowhere else to write random non sequiturs.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

Strom Cuzewon posted:

It's trying to be :airquote: deep :airquote: by combining diagrams - it's got a map compass drawn on the middle, and they're mixing up planets and electrons because......well because they both spin round stuff.

There's also one electron that's on two different orbits. gently caress whoever did this.

To be fair, having this



tattooed on you would look a bit too much like ringworm.

OldMemes
Sep 5, 2011

I have to go now. My planet needs me.

DorkusMalorkus posted:

Here is a guy who wants to be a model. He has dumb stuff tattooed on his face and body.

With deep explanations like "I’ll go on YouTube and listen to all the big hits and I’ll just take words from these songs. For example, ‘Top of the World’ is from the song by The Cataracs, but it’s also what I want. I want to rule the world."
The chest hair is also tattooed on.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/this-male-model-has-more-face-tattoos-than-you

It looks like marker.

He has all that space to tattoo, and he decides that his face is the best place to start. Why do all these people think the face is the place to start when tattooing?! :stonk:

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

DorkusMalorkus posted:

Here is a guy who wants to be a model. He has dumb stuff tattooed on his face and body.

With deep explanations like "I’ll go on YouTube and listen to all the big hits and I’ll just take words from these songs. For example, ‘Top of the World’ is from the song by The Cataracs, but it’s also what I want. I want to rule the world."
The chest hair is also tattooed on.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/this-male-model-has-more-face-tattoos-than-you

the french is "gently caress me" and i think "be a slut" or something. it's literally just 'be a pig'...

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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Purgatory Glory posted:

His chest and stomach are surprisingly bare when compared to his face. You'd think he'd move to the face wen he's got nowhere else to write random non sequiturs.



Tattooed on chest hair.

Yeah.

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀
I was thinking that maybe he should have shaved his chest before the photoshoot. Oh well. Guess he's got permanent lovely looking chest hair.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
He wouldn't have made it anyway. Even without the tats, he's like the rapey, trenchcoaty version of Justin Timberlake, who hasn't been in vogue since the aughts

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
What.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
Looks like a tattoo gun/pen or whatever it's called.

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Ambystoma
Oct 22, 2008

At least I looked like a popular idiot.

beato posted:

Looks like a tattoo gun/pen or whatever it's called.

Oh, that makes more sense - at first glance I thought it was an offshore oil rig :downs:

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