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M_Sinistrari posted:As the one person on my facebook who was trying to get disability to get out of working ended up quitting anyway, she's been filling the time with more of this stuff. quote:How does that work? Are we all secretly missing our left hemisphere? Are hemispheres, themselves, conspiracies?
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Tracula posted:So apparently on board the plane that got shot down there were some important and well known HIV/AIDS researchers. How long till the conspiracy theories crop up on FB and the like saying that the Illuminati or whoever else did it? ahahaha are you serious, it was less than 20 minutes before the /r/conspiracy idiots were on it and less than a day before troubling evidence linking it to the bean_shadow posted:
The sad part is that the image is 100% correct, just not in the way intended by the people who share it. DemeaninDemon posted:In other social idiots news: who's at fault when a man can't get his plumbing to fill up? 
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Jul 19, 2014 03:50
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Zero Star posted:And here's someone I went to school with: I was under the impression it was generally English that was spoke in Britain?
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Jul 19, 2014 04:06
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Araenna posted:My inflammation often talks to me as well.
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Jul 19, 2014 04:17
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Amused to Death posted:I was under the impression it was generally English that was spoke in Britain? Maybe they're Welsh?
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Jul 19, 2014 04:24
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Too many vowels.
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Jul 19, 2014 04:33
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Follow your dreams, like Groverhaus did
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Jul 19, 2014 05:20
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Jul 19, 2014 05:22
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"true story" Ugh.
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Jul 19, 2014 05:27
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Knowing furries I'd unfortunately say that this is poo poo that did happen.
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Jul 19, 2014 06:03
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 Remember, folks, if you have any sort of problem at all with the way Israel is handing the Gaza situation, you're literally condoning rocket attacks against civilians and also you're a racist!  But look what a progressive shining example of tolerance I am.  Thankfully the person who posted this is already not my friend, so I don't have to go to the trouble of deleting him. (I've got some blindly pro-Palestine idiots on my news feed too, but I couldn't help but share this wall o' text. People on both sides of this thing are making themselves look like morons.)
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Jul 19, 2014 06:16
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Zero Star posted:And here's someone I went to school with: If I was an rear end in a top hat and if I was friends with anybody who posted like that, I'd be really tempted to post Weird Al's new Word Crimes video in the comments.
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Jul 19, 2014 06:50
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I haven't been hit yet by any of the Israel/Palestine shares yet, but the holistic/alternative crowd's still going strong with shares.     
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Jul 19, 2014 08:00
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What's Bill Gates doing there?
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Jul 19, 2014 08:05
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These always seem to pick the easiest possible things to complain about. "HOW DO I PAY BILLS ARGH"
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Jul 19, 2014 08:09
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Isn't your mom the one who's homeschooling you?
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Jul 19, 2014 08:10
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Byzantine posted:These always seem to pick the easiest possible things to complain about. "HOW DO I PAY BILLS ARGH" Granted this was back in the 80s, but my high school had a requirement where you had to take the home finance class or one of the other classes that would fill the requirement. I took the Home Ec 2 class that qualified and that covered how to shop for fresh produce/fish/meat, how to write a check, how to balance a checking account, how to budget, and the basics of starting a food centered home business along with the expected advanced cooking lessons. Even before I took the class, I already knew how to pay bills and write checks from watching my Mom do it at the kitchen table.
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Byzantine posted:These always seem to pick the easiest possible things to complain about. "HOW DO I PAY BILLS ARGH"
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"Compound interest? That's where I withdraw everything out of my account and put it back in every week so the bank will give me more money, right?" Yes, I know, the compound interest formula isn't a polynomial, shut up
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An old friend I keep around for the thread posted some dumb "three minutes to destroy Obama's gun control plan" video and got called out.  
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Jul 19, 2014 10:14
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Ninjasaurus posted:What's Bill Gates doing there? Presumably, because the Bill & Malinda Gates Foundation does polio vaccine stuff, every case of cancer was caused by them handing out polio vaccines, especially the cases of cancer that happened before 1952!
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Jul 19, 2014 10:43
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I call shenanigans. Suction cups don't stick to fur.
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Jul 19, 2014 11:59
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Strange that this would happen the same day as someone posted this: http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2azwsy/tifu_by_making_myself_into_a_dick_unicorn_using/ It's almost like someone (everyone) is lying.
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Jul 19, 2014 12:08
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M_Sinistrari posted:I haven't been hit yet by any of the Israel/Palestine shares yet, but the holistic/alternative crowd's still going strong with shares. The term "monkey virus" is very scientific. Seems legit.
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Jul 19, 2014 13:58
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Be grateful it wasn't a 'they stole that from duke nukem' post.
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Jul 19, 2014 14:21
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No picture, but I have a pregnant friend who acts like her pregnancy is the most important one in the world, and recently posted about her blood pressure being high. A friend of hers commented with a link to an article and basically said "Eating vegetables will naturally lower your BP." I couldn't help but say "Imagine that. Eating health will make you healthy!" Another one of her friends said child birth was surgery...
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Jul 19, 2014 14:49
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Orgophlax posted:Another one of her friends said child birth was surgery... Well, it CAN be. I'd certainly call C-section surgery.
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Jul 19, 2014 14:53
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Hijo Del Helmsley posted:Well, it CAN be. I'd certainly call C-section surgery. Obviously. But they weren't talking about having a c-section.
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M_Sinistrari posted:I haven't been hit yet by any of the Israel/Palestine shares yet, but the holistic/alternative crowd's still going strong with shares. But the whole point of senior year is to apply for college?
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Jul 19, 2014 15:02
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Huh, didn't know humans were a threatened species.  This guy is always posting libertarian nonsense. I almost didn't blur his profile picture, he looks like a massive goon and has a long, grossly unkempt beard. 
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Jul 19, 2014 16:32
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Jul 19, 2014 17:26
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Sometimes these comments just escalate out of nowhere. Do people constantly have visions of a horrible Skynet-Google future or something, and need to get them out there?
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Jul 19, 2014 17:29
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Excels posted:Sometimes these comments just escalate out of nowhere. Do people constantly have visions of a horrible Skynet-Google future or something, and need to get them out there? I think he thinks that military drones use Google Earth.
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Jul 19, 2014 17:40
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Who What Now posted:I think he thinks that military drones use Google Earth. Of course they don't use Google Earth! They use Google Maps. It has navigation.
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Jul 19, 2014 17:43
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Frankly Google Maps is like the most useful thing ever. If Terminator 2 does come about via Google/Facebook brainjacking and whatever it doesn't even matter, cuz we'll be dead by then.
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Excels posted:Do people constantly have visions of a horrible Skynet-Google future or something, and need to get them out there? I don't know about the need to get the visions out there, but these days... 
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hypnotoad posted:Huh, didn't know humans were a threatened species. How does giving money to both sides of a war turn a profit? I know, I know, arguing with a jpg...
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Unless you literally never applied for college, I'm pretty sure you learned how to do it at some point during high school (go to the university's website and click apply).
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