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Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Big Black Dick posted:

jumped off the boat yesterday and caught the propeller with my shin i was bleeding loving everywhere

god drat

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Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
big black dick caught in propeller

Janis Sprukts
Sep 22, 2003

Do the Gundam on Acropolis.
Uma Uma dance the Cosmopolis.
Kage Bunshin the Populace.

Left handed not a real person

Big Black Dick
Mar 20, 2009

:nms: peep my cool hairy legs

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
that girl is a level 18 titan on destiny for the pc

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
lol thats it? cry about it pussy

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
im selling car insurance

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

Pissflaps posted:

im selling car insurance

go on

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Hegay posted:

Lol I love Freeletics, thanks for showing it. Thassa fine rear end routine. You getting coach?

Mmmm, my body is constantly sore but drat feels good and hella cool

I got a pdf with the strength/cardio&strength guides from when they started their app and the guide was free with the app and later it cost 10€ and now 40€ lol

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

send me £70

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Pissflaps posted:

send me £70

Thats really cheap, I'm intrigued

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Pissflaps posted:

send me £70

What does the insurance cover

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Hegay posted:

What does the insurance cover

All the accidents and damage. Fully protected. Good price. Very good price. You buy now.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Pissflaps posted:

All the accidents and damage. Fully protected. Good price. Very good price. You buy now.

I lost my license for speeding and haven't renewed it but this deal... it's too good to pass

josip broz tifo
Feb 5, 2004

concept by my buddy kyle

Pissflaps posted:

All the accidents and damage. Fully protected. Good price. Very good price. You buy now.

drat i should tell everyone at my school about this...

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

theres a new goonlulz thread.. its your time to shine idiot race

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

ephex posted:

I got a pdf with the strength/cardio&strength guides from when they started their app and the guide was free with the app and later it cost 10€ and now 40€ lol

send me, the pdf that costs 40€

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
I will be happy with just an average Chet result, especially because he offers free cosmetic revisions. Most of the limitations to the current single-stage operations (lack of detail in labia and clitoral hood, labia minora that don't extend to the bottom of the vaginal opening, just minor stuff) can be fixed in a second go because you don't have to worry about constant dilation messing it up.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

I'm going to get a Chinese and some beres

I'm here to crowd source what i should get from the chinky

josip broz tifo
Feb 5, 2004

concept by my buddy kyle

Shrapnig posted:

I'm going to get a Chinese and some beres

I'm here to crowd source what i should get from the chinky

i am going to go get the best tacos outside of mexico w/ my dad after i take a shower mmm really good poo poo

Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013

Pissflaps posted:

I will be happy with just an average Chet result, especially because he offers free cosmetic revisions. Most of the limitations to the current single-stage operations (lack of detail in labia and clitoral hood, labia minora that don't extend to the bottom of the vaginal opening, just minor stuff) can be fixed in a second go because you don't have to worry about constant dilation messing it up.

ok

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Shrapnig posted:

I'm going to get a Chinese and some beres

I'm here to crowd source what i should get from the chinky

beef w/ black bean unless they do a rendang, then get the rendang

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Hegay posted:

theres a new goonlulz thread.. its your time to shine idiot race

He already shot his load.

josip broz tifo
Feb 5, 2004

concept by my buddy kyle

Ponce de Le0n posted:

He already shot his load.

idiot race loves to shot hot white cum

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

josip broz tifo posted:

idiot race loves to shot hot white cum

dont be lewd

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
have you guys ever thought about tasting your own cum?

I havent fyi

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

El Hefe posted:

have you guys ever thought about tasting your own cum?

I havent fyi

i have and it tastes like your dads

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

El Hefe posted:

have you guys ever thought about tasting your own cum?

I havent fyi

apparently if you rub it all over your face it helps to attract women.

well that's at least what some gbs goons did once

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

El Hefe posted:

have you guys ever thought about tasting your own cum?

I havent fyi

Nah, yer mam gave me a pretty good description of it

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Ponce de Le0n posted:

apparently if you rub it all over your face it helps to attract women.

well that's at least what some gbs goons did once

talk in my school is that it helped with zits lol

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

El Hefe posted:

talk in my school is that it helped with zits lol

did it

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
I never tried it honestly

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

El Hefe posted:

I never tried it honestly

have you tried it deviously

josip broz tifo
Feb 5, 2004

concept by my buddy kyle

El Hefe posted:

I never tried it honestly

ok we can all continue the el hefe didnt taste his own cum and rub it on his face in middle school to prevent zits rouse, but did it work?

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



el hefe loves cum! :siren:

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Chavez told young Venezuelan boys to rub their face in semen.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
ok I lied I did taste my own cum once and it was awful

poor women/fags

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Ciprian Maricon posted:

el hefe loves cum! :siren:

does he

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Oh great... Fluo is here *said in a real sarcastic bitchy way*

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josip broz tifo
Feb 5, 2004

concept by my buddy kyle

Hegay posted:

Chavez told young Venezuelan boys to rub their face in semen.

he did haha

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