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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Hyperriker posted:

This would still happen regardless. Also, i imagine, if any of us were in Geordi's position.

Unless you're referring to his holodeck shenanigans, that's another category entirely

Yep. I'm referring to his creepy relationship with HoloBrahms.

The AI that was part of the ship.

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Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
Jellico would be the perfect captain for Tom Clancy In Space.

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

Grand Fromage posted:

That was probably his best trait in command, immediately recognizing Data is the most useful crew member any commander could possibly have and taking full advantage of his presence.

But on the other hand Data never went rogue and hijacked the ship because of a signal from his dad or started torturing bridge staff for the borg while Jellico was captain.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

Jellico would be the perfect captain for Tom Clancy In Space.

Nah, Helena Cain from BSG would've.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

Jellico would be the perfect captain for Tom Clancy In Space.

But who would be our plucky intelligence analyst who is a former soldier, a former stock broker worth millions, a best-selling author, and a family man with a firm conviction in the moral rightness of Christianity?

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Janeway. Did she even have a backstory to retcon?

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Arglebargle III posted:

Janeway. Did she even have a backstory to retcon?

I think one of the show writers wrote a book with her backstory or something

Mogomra
Nov 5, 2005

simply having a wonderful time

Arglebargle III posted:

Janeway. Did she even have a backstory to retcon?

She had a dog, and I think a husband. Could have been a fiancee though. Super interesting stuff.

Gau
Nov 18, 2003

I don't think you understand, Gau.

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

Tom Clancy In Space.

You should read some of the Star Fleet Battles fiction.



Oh wait, no. Shouldn't. That's what I meant to say.

Vengeance of Pandas
Sep 8, 2008

THE TERRIBLE POST WENT THATAWAY!

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

But who would be our plucky intelligence analyst who is a former soldier, a former stock broker worth millions, a best-selling author, and a family man with a firm conviction in the moral rightness of Christianity Pah-Wraiths?

Gul Dukat.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006


Shouldn't that be Legate?

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
No, the answer is Garak. Or if we're talking post-DS9, Bashir. Post-Voyager? I could see Tuvok doing the job nicely.

Gau
Nov 18, 2003

I don't think you understand, Gau.
"What if Riker had Google?" is my new favorite thing.

"do vulcans masturbate?"

Pascallion
Sep 15, 2003
Man, what the fuck, man?
And we are learning about it only NOW??!!

PS I went to Washington DC and met a beautiful lady.

Bucswabe
May 2, 2009

Alchenar posted:

But on the other hand Data never went rogue and hijacked the ship because of a signal from his dad or started torturing bridge staff for the borg while Jellico was captain.

Has anyone ever counted the number of times that Data was compromised in such a way that it put the entire ship in jeopardy? I think it has to be, like 7 or 8 times. He's a pretty major liability.

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Bucswabe posted:

Has anyone ever counted the number of times that Data was compromised in such a way that it put the entire ship in jeopardy? I think it has to be, like 7 or 8 times. He's a pretty major liability.

Pretty major asset, too, though.

Measure of a Man is still my favorite Trek ever.

Bucswabe
May 2, 2009

razorrozar posted:

Pretty major asset, too, though.

Measure of a Man is still my favorite Trek ever.

Oh for sure! But I'm thinking that by the end of the series, someone would have a secret file with just a list of contingency plans for when Data loses his mind and tries to destroy the crew.

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.
The crux of Riker's issue with Jellico was that he gambled an awful lot on basically insulting the Cardassians into submission. Outright war is a drat fine line to tread when you arent even confident about what youre doing.

He's the perfect idea of middle management, upheave everything you can at your new job to show you are the boss, engage in behaviour detrimental to the people around you and then demote/remove those who disagree with your reckless decisions.

That said, Riker was made to be waaaay to much of a bitchy whiner then was necessary to get the point across.

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
I think I remember a scene from Chain in Command when Riker was just leaning backwards, rolling his eyes and blowing out his cheeks at orders he was receiving from his captain, and even exchanging "what a crock of poo poo" looks with Troi while Jellico was looking at him. Starfleet is pretty lax about insubordination I guess.

OtherworldlyInvader
Feb 10, 2005

The X-COM project did not deliver the universe's ultimate cup of coffee. You have failed to save the Earth.


Bucswabe posted:

Has anyone ever counted the number of times that Data was compromised in such a way that it put the entire ship in jeopardy? I think it has to be, like 7 or 8 times. He's a pretty major liability.

Well its not like the biological crew were any less of a liability in the mind control department.

Gau
Nov 18, 2003

I don't think you understand, Gau.

OtherworldlyInvader posted:

Well its not like the biological crew were any less of a liability in the mind control department.

gently caress you for reminding me that I have "The Game" to look forward to.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Wowbagger2004 posted:

I think I remember a scene from Chain in Command when Riker was just leaning backwards, rolling his eyes and blowing out his cheeks at orders he was receiving from his captain, and even exchanging "what a crock of poo poo" looks with Troi while Jellico was looking at him. Starfleet is pretty lax about insubordination I guess.

Riker makes a colossally exaggerated jacking-off movement while Jellico is talking directly to him. Jellico grabs him by the scalp and says "You just hosed with the wrong guy." then leaves.

The next night, Riker is entertaining some lady friends, then Annorax of the Krenim Imperium walks in...

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


And then Jellico looks Troi in the eye and says,

"Bitches, leave."

(wrong guy, I know)

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Jellico had to kill Tasha Yar because she made a mistake.

Now it's time to erase that mistake.

Kazy
Oct 23, 2006

0x141 KERNEL PANIC


"Whorin' Bajoran" is the best name for a Star Trek porn series :allears:

"space stations deep space 1 to 8" is something I'm sure a lot of people have googled

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

May 24: how to decrease gravity in quarters

May 25: how to increase gravity in quarters

:allears:

Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010

"cardassian dungeon porn"

"cardassian dungeon porn -kardashian"

This better get a book deal next.

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Bucswabe posted:

Has anyone ever counted the number of times that Data was compromised in such a way that it put the entire ship in jeopardy? I think it has to be, like 7 or 8 times. He's a pretty major liability.

There's an easy reason that's not a big deal though: I bet it's the same number of times the human characters have put the ship in jeopardy.

Mind controlling aliens is such a run of the mill occurrence in Star Fleet you could probably get away with anything if you said the aliens made you do it.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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Blazing Ownager posted:

There's an easy reason that's not a big deal though: I bet it's the same number of times the human characters have put the ship in jeopardy.

Mind controlling aliens is such a run of the mill occurrence in Star Fleet you could probably get away with anything if you said the aliens made you do it.
The problem seems to be that like, Spock or Worf or something could be stunned into submission, while Data seems to be an unstoppable juggernaut of autistic cyberpower. So if you can hack Data's brain, he can just kill or disable everyone else. What are you gonna do, have him fight Ensign Naraht?

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


I always assumed Jellico's shift changes were because that's what they were going to have to implement during combat operations anyhow and might as well have them in place ahead of time.

The episode where the little girl has the invisible friend that hadoukens Troi in a closet and never uses any inflection in her voice bugs me because Alexander's like THERES NO SUCH THING AS INVISIBLE PEOPLE!!!! even though like every third episode features one.

Although the only redeeming thing Alexander ever did was in that episode: makes a bitching chalice for Worf, out of clay.

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
I know goons tend to have impossibly high standards when it comes to critiquing shows and series, especially the dreaded genetically impure fan-fiction scum. Regardless, if by the third episode you aren't questioning whether you are watching lost TOS episodes, I'm sorry, you don't have a soul.

http://www.startrekcontinues.com/episodes

James Doohan reprises his father's role. A lot of other familiar faces along the way too. Give it a spin if you haven't already.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

You're James Doohan, Jr., aren't you?

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

You're James Doohan, Jr., aren't you?

I'm the dude in the red shirt that gets shot every episode.

jng2058
Jul 17, 2010

We have the tools, we have the talent!





Nessus posted:

The problem seems to be that like, Spock or Worf or something could be stunned into submission, while Data seems to be an unstoppable juggernaut of autistic cyberpower. So if you can hack Data's brain, he can just kill or disable everyone else. What are you gonna do, have him fight Ensign Naraht?


Good reference. :golfclap:

They probably have the CG to him well. That'd be brilliant if they used him some day. Though, frankly, the JJ Trek stuff is even more humanocentric than the old shows were.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Vagabundo posted:

Nah, Helena Cain from BSG would've.

Naw, she's the admiral that makes Jellico look squishy by comparison.


Blazing Ownager posted:

There's an easy reason that's not a big deal though: I bet it's the same number of times the human characters have put the ship in jeopardy.

Mind controlling aliens is such a run of the mill occurrence in Star Fleet you could probably get away with anything if you said the aliens made you do it.

Yeah until you're ordered to go see Counselor Troi to talk about your traumatic experience and whoops she sees through your lie pretty quickly.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

Yeah until you're ordered to go see Counselor Troi to talk about your traumatic experience and whoops she sees through your lie pretty quickly.

The aliens made me do it. Then they brainwashed me! They brainwashed me to make me think I'm lying right now, but I swear I'm telling the truth.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Nessus posted:

The problem seems to be that like, Spock or Worf or something could be stunned into submission, while Data seems to be an unstoppable juggernaut of autistic cyberpower. So if you can hack Data's brain, he can just kill or disable everyone else. What are you gonna do, have him fight Ensign Naraht?

Pretty sure Data can be stunned with a phaser.

Also remember there's been times when mind control made non-androids almost or completely immune to stun too, and also pretty strong (TNG Conspiracy, Power Play).

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Sash! posted:

I always assumed Jellico's shift changes were because that's what they were going to have to implement during combat operations

That's what battle stations are for. There's a reason they say "all hands to battle stations." Nobody gets to clock out while they're getting shot at.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Arglebargle III posted:

That's what battle stations are for. There's a reason they say "all hands to battle stations." Nobody gets to clock out while they're getting shot at.

No, Jellico was doing more like moving them to REDCON 2 instead of sounding general quarters.

He was surging the personnel to get the ship ready because the Federation had effectively issued a war warning. It was close enough that the higher tempo shouldn't have fatigued the crew too much before things got all REDCON 1 onboard, because that was like "ok today is Monday and I want fewer watch changes now to get ready because we're going to be killing spoonhead bastards on Wednesday."

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Crosscontaminant
Jan 18, 2007

Sash! posted:

"ok today is Monday and I want fewer watch changes now to get ready because we're going to be killing spoonhead bastards on Wednesday."
But he was switching from a three shift rotation to a four shift rotation. That's more watch changes, not less.

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