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Scald
May 5, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 26 years!

darkpriest posted:

It is having sex while doing algebra.

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darkpriest
Dec 11, 2000

ChikoDemono posted:

Obviously you don't have the time for it now, but have you considered writing a memoir of your experience in the porn industry?

Writing is not my strong suit. It's been done by so many others that I don't think there would be any point or any interest.

darkpriest
Dec 11, 2000

Fewd posted:

Sponges? How did those get in? Why?

So confusing :psyduck:

When the female performers are on their periods, they will sometimes insert sponges as a way of temporarily soaking up the blood.

darkpriest
Dec 11, 2000

PlesantDilemma posted:


You're killing me man. No one's pulled a april fools prank you can post? Next time you do a shoot ask a performer for a funny story to tell us. Leave it to a goon to have no fun with a bunch of naked people around.

A real question: You posted in the OP that you're a video gamer. Have you shot anything that has incorporated video games? I'm not really sure how that would work but it would be pretty cool if you could bring your interests together somehow.

Yes, about 7 or 8 years ago I shot a movie called First Person Shooter.

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

darkpriest posted:

When the female performers are on their periods, they will sometimes insert sponges as a way of temporarily soaking up the blood.

What is the percentage of effectiveness for this? For blood flow. Has it ever stopped a shoot?

Would you recommend this ever to a "civilian" for a special night?

jiggerypokery
Feb 1, 2012

...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.

Do you ever get writers block or is it easy enough to just make generic poo poo that keeps the cash flowing?

luscious
Mar 8, 2005

Who can find a virtuous woman,
For her price is far above rubies.

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

What is the percentage of effectiveness for this? For blood flow. Has it ever stopped a shoot?

Would you recommend this ever to a "civilian" for a special night?

It doesn't stop bloodflow but it does absorb without getting in the way. Men are often not even aware of the sponge when it's in and they work better than tampons, imo. Tampons and maxi pads are not the only things that can be used as sanitary products. Sponges, menstrual cups, among other things, are incredibly useful. Beppy is a device specifically designed for use during intercourse, but just a regular sea sponge or makeup sponge will work just as well for a fraction of the price.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



opus111 posted:

and I often ask but have never been allowed to go on a woman's face.

:catstare:



...... :frogon:

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


darkpriest posted:

Yes, about 7 or 8 years ago I shot a movie called First Person Shooter.

Alright, that's a pretty good title.

PriorMarcus
Oct 17, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT BEING ALLERGIC TO POSITIVITY

darkpriest posted:

Yes, about 7 or 8 years ago I shot a movie called First Person Shooter.

Holy poo poo! Was this with Jenna Haze?

Atomizer
Jun 24, 2007



PriorMarcus posted:

Holy poo poo! Was this with Jenna Haze?

Wait, why are you so surprised? Did you jack it to that movie? That's not exactly an accomplishment.... :toot:

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009
Is there a word for porn with a guy using a strapon to do two girls at the same time?

TheQuietWilds
Sep 8, 2009

Hydrolith posted:

Is there a word for porn with a guy using a strapon to do two girls at the same time?

"awesome?"

Fragrag
Aug 3, 2007
The Worst Admin Ever bashes You in the head with his banhammer. It is smashed into the body, an unrecognizable mass! You have been struck down.

Hydrolith posted:

Is there a word for porn with a guy using a strapon to do two girls at the same time?

Depending on where the strapon is, I'd call it "unicorning"

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

"Hilarious" would likely be a better word.

Darth Freddy
Feb 6, 2007

An Emperor's slightest dislike is transmitted to those who serve him, and there it is amplified into rage.
So can you explain what's with regional porn? Like what does America love facials and "shemale" while Germany is all up in it with their scat porn, same from Brazil but it's not as good quality while Japan seems to have a thing for inserting things and vomit play.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Darth Freddy posted:

So can you explain what's with regional porn? Like what does America love facials and "shemale" while Germany is all up in it with their scat porn, same from Brazil but it's not as good quality while Japan seems to have a thing for inserting things and vomit play.

I can't understand Japanese porn censorship at all. It's OK to show 10 loads on a chick's face and all sorts of rape and poo poo but they have to pixelate all the dicks and pussies for some reason.

sbaldrick
Jul 19, 2006
Driven by Hate

BiggerBoat posted:

I can't understand Japanese porn censorship at all. It's OK to show 10 loads on a chick's face and all sorts of rape and poo poo but they have to pixelate all the dicks and pussies for some reason.

It's the hair that you aren't allowed to show, which is why child porn was pretty prevelent till recently

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

sbaldrick posted:

It's the hair that you aren't allowed to show, which is why child porn was pretty prevelent till recently

If that were the case, why wouldn't they just have everyone shave their pubes, and why do they still censor performers who are shaven?

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
Because the Japanese are like that one dude everyone knows who is super proud of his pubes, and would never even consider grooming even though it's all sticking out of his waistband. And even if he DID, he wouldn't shave his butthole.

There's apparently a cultural thing about it, seriously.

an overdue owl
Feb 26, 2012

hoot


sbaldrick posted:

It's the hair that you aren't allowed to show, which is why child porn was pretty prevelent till recently

I don't know who told you this but you're pretty dumb for buying it.

Too Shy Guy
Jun 14, 2003


I have destroyed more of your kind than I can count.



Has there been any kind of appreciable change in how the adult industry is perceived or accepted in the US over the last 15 years? You mentioned a few things much earlier in the thread like banks refusing to do business or companies trying to hide their ties to the industry, has that gotten better or worse over time? Is Measure B in California an anomaly in terms of legislative intervention, or part of a trend?

I want to believe that the adult industry is something that will become more culturally accepted over time, but reality doesn't seem to support that notion at all.

Fejsze
May 13, 2013

Only you are the fish of my dreams
Thanks for the thread, I'm finding it quite entertaining.

You've mentioned looking at sites like freeones to find out which actresses are hot/trending, what do you do when you find one you want to work with? I imagine after so many years in the industry you have a pretty extensive contact network in place, so for sake of the explanation, assume it's someone new that you haven't worked with before/don't know their agent. How does one go about tracking down someone they want to pay to film having sex. Do you go in with a set price that you've budgeted for the production? Or do they dictate the going rate and you adjust based on that?

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

an overdue owl posted:

I don't know who told you this but you're pretty dumb for buying it.

you're like a really sensitive internet corrections officer.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Fragrag posted:

Depending on where the strapon is, I'd call it "unicorning"

This is wrong. The obvious answer is "dualicorning."

The Repo Man
Jul 31, 2013

I Remember...

sbaldrick posted:

It's the hair that you aren't allowed to show, which is why child porn was pretty prevelent till recently

No, its genitals. I don't know where people get the pubic hair thing from. Children are exempt from censorship because they are children. If you go to an onsen (large public bath house), men bring their daughters to the men side, and women bring their sons to the women's side. A lot of shows can show full nudity of young children since it isn't considered sexual. The prevalence of child porn comics is a cultural thing. I can't remember the name of the street in Umeda, but I was surprised to see so much porn in front of a bookstore, especially with manga porn anthologies called "Lolita" and the like. It's dying down now due to foreign pressure, which isn't a bad thing. It's mostly believed that censorship started after world war II due to General MacArthur, but I'm pretty sure it really started during the war and ended up being a holdover. Most forms of censorship were suspended, but porn censorship stuck since it was deamed harmful. A lot of companies get around censorship by making media for "foreign markets" then retailing online and selling to Japanese people. Anything sold in Japanese stores has to be censored though. Some companies don't mosaic any of their work any more because they do pure online retail.

As a fun aside, a group of us study abroad students went to a multi story Japanese porn store in Umeda, and it's kind of a trip. As you go up the floors, it gets more interesting. 1st floor is vanilla. 2nd and 4th I don't remember. 3rd was bdsm. 5th was stuff like scat and animal stuff (octopi are not meant for that kind of environment!!). 6th and final floor? The worst of all...crossdressers *thunderclap.* each floor also has its own pay station.

\/\/\/\/\/Yeah, pretty much. A lot of people think it's dumb and there have been attempts to repeal the censorship laws, but it doesn't look like it's going to happen any time soon.

The Repo Man fucked around with this message at 09:10 on Jul 24, 2014

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

The Repo Man posted:

No, its genitals. I don't know where people get the pubic hair thing from. Children are exempt from censorship because they are children. If you go to an onsen (large public bath house), men bring their daughters to the men side, and women bring their sons to the women's side. A lot of shows can show full nudity of young children since it isn't considered sexual. The prevalence of child porn comics is a cultural thing. I can't remember the name of the street in Umeda, but I was surprised to see so much porn in front of a bookstore, especially with manga porn anthologies called "Lolita" and the like. It's dying down now due to foreign pressure, which isn't a bad thing. It's mostly believed that censorship started after world war II due to General MacArthur, but I'm pretty sure it really started during the war and ended up being a holdover. Most forms of censorship were suspended, but porn censorship stuck since it was deamed harmful. A lot of companies get around censorship by making media for "foreign markets" then retailing online and selling to Japanese people. Anything sold in Japanese stores has to be censored though. Some companies don't mosaic any of their work any more because they do pure online retail.

As a fun aside, a group of us study abroad students went to a multi story Japanese porn store in Umeda, and it's kind of a trip. As you go up the floors, it gets more interesting. 1st floor is vanilla. 2nd and 4th I don't remember. 3rd was bdsm. 5th was stuff like scat and animal stuff (octopi are not meant for that kind of environment!!). 6th and final floor? The worst of all...crossdressers *thunderclap.* each floor also has its own pay station.
It's pretty stupid. The censorship just has to be a token effort. So you get these dirty comics with spurting cocks galore, with a tiny black censor bar across the head. Yep, crossed that dick out, young minds saved!

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Hydrolith posted:

It's pretty stupid. The censorship just has to be a token effort. So you get these dirty comics with spurting cocks galore, with a tiny black censor bar across the head. Yep, crossed that dick out, young minds saved!

Generally it may censor out the wide part of the glans on penises and the lower part of the clitoris and the opening of the vagina at its minimum. Alternatives also include voids where it's implied to be there and interacted with. The latter was more common before the advent of making manga and doujinshi digitally.

Will2Powa
Jul 22, 2009

Cole posted:

you're like a really sensitive internet corrections officer.

No he was just correcting an idiot, idiot.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Captain Mog posted:

Okay I just have to know, who the hell is That Guy who insists on putting music into porn and ruin the whole thing?

Presumably the same guy who does Polish dubbing. :argh:

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
Isn't Japan's arcane censorship laws why they ended up with tentacle demons as it was a way around drawing dicks?

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

WebDog posted:

Isn't Japan's arcane censorship laws why they ended up with tentacle demons as it was a way around drawing dicks?
This is a fairly common opinion. But it is not necessarily the only cause. The oldest surviving manga is a piece of tentacle porn from the 17th century.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
Ok reading up on Japanese porn is...interesting.

Shunga (The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife) is something unrelated to the more modern forms of Japanese erotica.
Back then nudity wasn't sexual, but sexual acts were, which is why they're reportedly so over the top.
And they weren't hidden away either, apparently they were created as far back as 1185, where they were picturesque depictions of scandalous trysts between courtiers and monks. Very rare and for nobility only. It then evolved into a sort of "good luck" charm sitting somewhere between superstition and something to be used for enjoyment or potentially illustrative guides to positions.

Shinto doesn't forbade porn, so there's no barrier or moral shame associated with it as it's seen as part of of the imperfection of nature. Hence stuff like Fisherman's Wife is meant to be seen as part of a fable rather than something you beat of to. I suspect many works did cover some sort of moral message, delivered via fantasy.

When woodblock printing became popular in the Edo period, it lead to a mass market of the stuff of varying quality leading to a gradual censorship during the eras, notably increasing as Japan became more aware of the west. This culminating with a complete ban during the second world war, that was enforced in the post-war occupation.
That style completely died out when photos came into use.

Modern porn grew out of adapting to the limitations while trying to form a Japanese alternative to Western porn. Playboy wasn't popular in Japan for instance.
From what I can gather there's a far more fantastical bend towards Japanese porn styles as a result of skirting around censorship and in part owing to nudity not been exclusively seen as titillating. Which is likely why there's so many sub-genres and unique fetishes.

Of course the Internet has made the whole thing near impossible to adequately police and apparently there's de-pixel technology being run by underground studios. And even then there's the sneaky workaround of creating it for a "global audience", and selling it back from the outside of Japan.

The Repo Man
Jul 31, 2013

I Remember...

WebDog posted:

Ok reading up on Japanese porn is...interesting.

Japanese Porn History

Don't forget about written smut! Floating World (ukiyo-zōshi) books were really quite amazing. There is one called The Life of an Sensuous Man by Ihara Saikaku that ends with the main character gathering up his friends and getting on a boat and sailing to the Island of Women. The part where the main character tells what he carries on his boat is pretty fantastic. I'll just write the interesting stuff (he lists all the food they bring and other side items).

Life of a Sensuous Man posted:

The galley was filled with stamina stretching foods. Fifty large jars of kidney combustion pellets and women delighter pills, both powerful aphrodisiacs for men. They also took aboard 350 pairs of metal masturbation balls for women, 7,000 dried taro stalks to be soaked in water and used by pairs of women, 600 latticed penis attachments, 2,500 water-buffalo-horn dildos, 3,500 tin dildos, 800 leather dildos, 200 erotic prints, 200 copies of the Tales of Ise, 100 loincloths, and 900 bales of tissue paper.

Checking, they found they'd forgotten many things. So they then brought aboard 200 casks of clove-oil lubricant; 400 packets of hot-sliding pepper ointment;1,000 roots of cow-knee grass for inducing abortions; 133 pounds of mercury, crushed cotton seeds, and imported amaranthus roots for the same purpose; as well as various other love making aids and implements. They then loaded a great number of stylish men's robes and diapers (loin-cloths).

Books like this weren't uncommon at all. In my class, we took to calling this the Tale of the Dildo Boat.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
Did you hear about the owner of Kink.com getting into hot water?

http://www.sfweekly.com/sanfrancisco/gag-order-sex-workers-allege-mistreatment-at-kinkcom/Content?oid=2188021

sbaldrick
Jul 19, 2006
Driven by Hate
I honestly don't know much about Japanese porn, but I"m not the only person who has ever believe the whole pubic hair thing and now I know.


I guess he finally forgot the lesson the intersex guy learned.

Avasculous
Aug 30, 2008

The Repo Man posted:

Books like this weren't uncommon at all. In my class, we took to calling this the Tale of the Dildo Boat.

Mercury for abortions. Gooooood.

And um, what do pairs of women do with the dried taro stalks?

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

Avasculous posted:

Mercury for abortions. Gooooood.

And um, what do pairs of women do with the dried taro stalks?

they're gonna do rear end-to-rear end

What Fun
Jul 21, 2007

~P*R*I*D*E~

Avasculous posted:

Mercury for abortions. Gooooood.

And um, what do pairs of women do with the dried taro stalks?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kewr_kc6bJg

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Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Avasculous posted:

Mercury for abortions. Gooooood.

And um, what do pairs of women do with the dried taro stalks?

The same thing women do with a double dildo.

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