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DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Sweevo posted:

rats basically piss constantly. it just sort of dribbles out of them all the time

this is the only bad thing about rats

that and they only live 1-3 years and you have to buy at least 3 of them so you're investing in a lot of sadness

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Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

USSMICHELLEBACHMAN posted:

i have pet rats

fwiw



are you a girl + a coworker w/ me

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
holy crap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFGj1o0W40Q

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

so nice of you all to raise clean organic dog food

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Bloody posted:

are you a girl + a coworker w/ me

well they are also my girlfriends rats so it's possible that she is although very unlikely

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

hobbesmaster posted:

so nice of you all to raise clean organic dog food

this is like the 'this doesn't have a price tag, does that means it's free?' of rat jokes btw

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

USSMICHELLEBACHMAN posted:

well they are also my girlfriends rats so it's possible that she is although very unlikely

my rat-owning friend is single so quite unlikely

Squinty Applebottom
Jan 1, 2013

Bloody posted:

my rat-owning friend is single so quite unlikely

lol shocker

vapid cutlery
Apr 17, 2007

php:
<?
"it's george costanza" ?>
i can be single just fine without owning a rodent

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
the gerbil did a few things today, inclding running in its wheel and jumping around a bit

then when i fed it, it took all the food and buried it in a corner, then went and ate all the food that i gave it last night which it had buried in another corner, so that was about as interesting as it got

oh and also my dog is completely freaked out by the hamster and runs and hides every time she notices him moving around.

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007

goddamnedtwisto posted:

the gerbil did a few things today, inclding running in its wheel and jumping around a bit

then when i fed it, it took all the food and buried it in a corner, then went and ate all the food that i gave it last night which it had buried in another corner, so that was about as interesting as it got

oh and also my dog is completely freaked out by the hamster and runs and hides every time she notices him moving around.

keep the updates coming I'm on the edge of my wheel

ambient oatmeal
Jun 23, 2012


gambian pouched rats own real hard because they can be trained to find land mines and tuberculosis

these guys do it: http://www.apopo.org/en/

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


Sagebrush posted:

rats seem ok personality wise except they always smell like rat pee. for some reason.

Sweevo posted:

rats basically piss constantly. it just sort of dribbles out of them all the time

USSMICHELLEBACHMAN posted:

this is the only bad thing about rats

:laffo:

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
ferrets stink objectively because they secrete oils.

if you wash them they secrete more oils.

if you own a ferret, you too are a stinky werido

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

hello i am a goon i have literal vermin in my house intentionally

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


Sagebrush posted:

hello i am a goon i have literal vermin in my house intentionally

also rats

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Sagebrush posted:

hello i am a goon i have literal vermin in my house intentionally

it's u

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

rats are fun to play with and like to run around on your body but i wouldn't want them as a pet

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

Yeah same

Squinty Applebottom
Jan 1, 2013

this therad is the most disgusting thing i have read in the pos

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


Squinty Applebottom posted:

this therad is the most disgusting thing i have read in the pos

whats about the 'i have worms' post

Squinty Applebottom
Jan 1, 2013

like if you have rats in your room you should ask a nearby yosposter to borrow their cat, who will solve your pest problem for some scritches + tuna

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Squinty Applebottom posted:

like if you have rats in your room you should ask a nearby yosposter to borrow their cat, who will solve your pest problem for some scritches + tuna

rats can be pretty big and vicious for a cat

get a terrier for optimal results

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Sweevo posted:

rats basically piss constantly. it just sort of dribbles out of them all the time

sweet pets. good going ussmichellebachman

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

hobbesmaster posted:

rats can be pretty big and vicious for a cat

get a terrier for optimal results

terriers :getin:

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

theadder posted:

whats about the 'i have worms' post

there's always worse

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

stoutfish posted:

a stinky werido

IN YOSPOS!?

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

what is the doob doing, i must know of the doob

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

there's always worse



pit_bull_owners.txt

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

BONGHITZ posted:

what is the doob doing, i must know of the doob

wait i think i know this one

he bought something stupid and then gbs declared that they had spent their stupid money on it and were outraged again

i think that's it

like some blinged out trucknuts or something with a small gas engine idk

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

oh i forgto to mention, i went to a motorcycle race last weekend and the hot dog concession there was the FROG DOG. in this case frog meaning french, b/c their conceit was that the hot dog is in half a baguette rather than a hot dog bun. it was alright. but, doob will need to find a new name lest he get sued the gently caress up by Mazda Raceway Laguna Seca.

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008






i imagine a company whose first product is the #dubstein will go straight into #bankruptcy

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005


ALL THESE WUBS ARE MAKIN ME THIRSTY

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

ratchatte: I had a pet rat a long time ago, great pet. too bad they're horribly allergenic.

it got housebroken all by itself and only peed in its cage, also had no smell since I kept the cage clean.

welp that's my rat story hope u enjoyed it.

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

no, it still stank. you just got used to the smell and stopped noticing it

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


axolotl farmer posted:

too bad they're horribly allergenic.

this is ur body reacting to the vermin

Sweevo posted:

no, it still stank. you just got used to the smell and stopped noticing it

epic thissery

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


wtf is it about goons & rats

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

theadder posted:

wtf is it about goons & rats

I dunno I'm unaware that there's a thing. They are a very common pet.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

USSMICHELLEBACHMAN posted:

I dunno I'm unaware that there's a thing. They are a very common pet.

they're also along with ferrets the default "i want to be a special and unique snowflake" pet

snakes and big spiders are the next level of that and have an almost 100% correlation with at least two of overweight, stupid tattoos, weird sexual stuff (rats and ferrets generally only correlate with one)

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
not kickstarters, but they have a similar smell: https://nerdblock.com/ https://www.lootcrate.com/

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