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Bill noooooooo I wonder why I give a crap but I do
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Jul 21, 2014 03:02
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Don't worry guys — Bill's just going to cure himself when he realizes he still is actually full of Lilith and she's been hiding.
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Jul 21, 2014 03:02
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Lafayette being a top is the craziest thing about this episode. I also laughed at Jessica calling old whatshisface an "incredible rear end in a top hat" because I bet Lafayette was thinking the same. Also speaking of Lala: The last time he and sookie spoke, he called her the "angel of death" and basically said he wanted nothing to do with her. Now it's like they're best friends again? The relationships on this show are literally the most convoluted out of any show I've ever seen. Ever. e: Oh one more thing... what are the Bill flashbacks about? Why do we need so many? Did they not have enough material to fill time with? Because a party with nearly every character in attendance seems like it should provide plenty of writing fodder. Captain Mog fucked around with this message at 03:16 on Jul 21, 2014 |
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Jul 21, 2014 03:07
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Dilber posted:I want every episode from here on out ending with a vamp having hep V. I just realized this was the halfway point of the season. Are there even 4 more vamps that can get Hep V that would matter enough to be an episode cliffhanger? I say 4 because the final episode would be them all killing everybody and then dying.
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Jul 21, 2014 03:08
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So the last person we saw Bill drink from was Sookie, right? Could she have some kind of super strong magical fairy hep v that moves quickly through vamps?
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Jul 21, 2014 03:12
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Jason Stackhouse is a jabroni, the ancient vampire chick is way hotter than the loving emo ginger.
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Jul 21, 2014 03:21
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The woman playing Sarah Newlin's sister was one of the worst actresses I've seen in a long time. Good god. All this sappy emotional stuff has to go. More yakuza shooting up Ted Cruz meets please.
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Jul 21, 2014 03:36
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Illuen posted:So the last person we saw Bill drink from was Sookie, right? Could she have some kind of super strong magical fairy hep v that moves quickly through vamps? It's also possible Bill contracted it while killing all of those vamps at Fangtastia. They made a big fuss a few episodes ago about not letting any of the infected blood get in your mouth/eyes.
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Jul 21, 2014 04:01
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Captain Mog posted:e: Oh one more thing... what are the Bill flashbacks about? Why do we need so many? Did they not have enough material to fill time with? Because a party with nearly every character in attendance seems like it should provide plenty of writing fodder. If I had to guess Bill is reflecting on his mortal life and realizing that in his vampire life he's done nothing good. He's comparing his vampirism to his having to join the Confederate army and how it costs him everything he wants or cares about.
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Jul 21, 2014 04:01
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Lava Lamp Goddess posted:All this sappy emotional stuff has to go. More yakuza shooting up Ted Cruz meets please. Yeah that poo poo ruled. Also more Eric ripping and tearing 
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Jul 21, 2014 04:52
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Show needs to end with Sarah taking over the yakuza and killing all vamps.
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Lava Lamp Goddess posted:The woman playing Sarah Newlin's sister was one of the worst actresses I've seen in a long time. Good god. If Ted Cruz would show up for a cameo or something I would instantly lose like 90% of the hate I have for him. Still enough to want to see him die in a fire, but maybe a quick death.
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Jul 21, 2014 05:03
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A little disappointed they couldn't figure out some way to get Robert Patrick's character out to Dallas to take part in that little T2 homage they had going there.
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Jul 21, 2014 05:38
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^ exactly and especially when Eric turns a corner and Sarah pulls a Sarah Conner running full sprint and stopping in slow motion. Really good episode. I was drinking a beer when Eric took the Yakuza's face off and I found it so hilariously over the top and awesome I literally spit up and had to clean up a pool of beer from my coffee table and floor. I think Bill's flashbacks are always interesting. I feel like they're beginning their end to his redemption arc. My guess is all vampires die by the end and somehow humanity is saddened by this and honors them. Otherwise I just don't know how else they can truly end this show in 5 episodes. Unless it's a happily ever after ending which I just don't see.
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Jul 21, 2014 05:51
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Wasn't that the same Yakuza guy that killed his french girl? I thought there was a moment of recognition in his face. Before it got ripped off. So I guess it's far easier to rip a mobsters jaw off than it is to punch down a brick wall. I really like how they're going out of their way to bring back a bunch of old stuff from early in the show. We ever get to see that vampire hotel again.
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Jul 21, 2014 06:09
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counterfeitsaint posted:Wasn't that the same Yakuza guy that killed his french girl? I thought there was a moment of recognition in his face. Before it got ripped off. So I guess it's far easier to rip a mobsters jaw off than it is to punch down a brick wall. I really like how they're going out of their way to bring back a bunch of old stuff from early in the show. We ever get to see that vampire hotel again. That's a good point. I mean I'll just suspend disbelief on his new found strength as adrenaline from rage seeing Sarah Newlin and the guy who murdered his French girl. Yakuza must have some killer age defying formulas because apparently 25~ years later and he looks the same.  or you know, insert asian age defying gene stereotype here
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Jul 21, 2014 06:25
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Chris James 2 posted:Finally somebody acknowledges how hosed the town is. Only took 7 seasons. In terms of a timeline, this whole entire series has taken place over, what, 5 years, tops? There has been so much concentrated crazy going on that a ridiculously large group of psychoanalysts still probably wouldn't be able to treat the PTSD that must be bubbling beneath the surface. Either that, or in the True Blood world, Louisiana is actually some sort of prison-island type of resting ground for all the whackjobs in the world, and the vampire stuff is actually a vacation for those people.
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Jul 21, 2014 07:11
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Bill flashbacks were a bit iffy but I agree with a poster from above so they make sense but were kinda out of order and not used to TB doing that, mostly. But I think this was definitely a really good episode.OldSenileGuy posted:A little disappointed they couldn't figure out some way to get Robert Patrick's character out to Dallas to take part in that little T2 homage they had going there.
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Jul 21, 2014 08:55
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I thought for sure after the underground railroad flashback that the big reveal/point of the flashbacks was going to be that the jerk rich confederate guy was going to be revealed as a Stackhouse ancestor, and thus Bill is playing a longcon against the Stackhouse family. I mean it wouldn't make sense with his actions from earlier seasons but that hasn't stopped this show before.
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bbf2 posted:I thought for sure after the underground railroad flashback that the big reveal/point of the flashbacks was going to be that the jerk rich confederate guy was going to be revealed as a Stackhouse ancestor, and thus Bill is playing a longcon against the Stackhouse family.
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Jul 21, 2014 09:18
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Illuen posted:Bill was a confederate solider who was also a member of the Underground Railroad? Seriously? For whatever reason they really want to purge this specific potentially-negative characteristic out of his past. Lava Lamp Goddess posted:All this sappy emotional stuff has to go. More yakuza shooting up Ted Cruz meets please. So it was supposed to be a Texas Republican meetup and there was zero evidence of any concealed carry? Consider my belief not suspended 
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Jul 21, 2014 10:26
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Parlett316 posted:Jason Stackhouse is a jabroni, the ancient vampire chick is way hotter than the loving emo ginger. I actually really like Violet too. She's crazy and possessive, but she's also kind of sweet. She genuinely tries to help people Jason cares about.
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Jul 21, 2014 11:14
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ultramiraculous posted:For whatever reason they really want to purge this specific potentially-negative characteristic out of his past. A realistic depiction of how people with conceal carry would respond? And don't they usually wave around at those conferences fancy/antique long barrel guns which look really unwieldy?
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Nichael posted:I actually really like Violet too. She's crazy and possessive, but she's also kind of sweet. She genuinely tries to help people Jason cares about. She's a possessive nutcase, but you're absolutely right. So will Jason get turned and have sex forever with Jessica? Also, why the hell are we getting lovely BILL flashbacks!? Noone likes him and his family is dead. DEEEEAAAAAADDDDD. Ginger is loving hilarious and I like the backbone Willa has. Eric was a lovely maker to her.
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Nichael posted:I actually really like Violet too. She's crazy and possessive, but she's also kind of sweet. She genuinely tries to help people Jason cares about. Yeah agreed. She's hot and seems to treat Jason well, at least, even despite her odd kinky quirks and hangups. He'd be an idiot to leave her for emotional trainwreck skank Jessica. But he's Jason so being an idiot is part of his character. e: I saw this in the Youtube comments for next week's preview and regardless of whether it's legit it seems so incredibly likely and eyeroll-inducing that I can't not share it. Like if this isn't the case, I'd be surprised: random youtube person posted:I was an extra on the show, so I can tell you what happens if you're interested. Captain Mog fucked around with this message at 16:19 on Jul 21, 2014 |
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Jul 21, 2014 16:11
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Captain Mog posted:e: I saw this in the Youtube comments for next week's preview and regardless of whether it's legit it seems so incredibly likely and eyeroll-inducing that I can't not share it. Like if this isn't the case, I'd be surprised: After reading this I actually laughed out loud, but I agree if this isn't the case I'd definitely be surprised too.
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Jul 21, 2014 16:24
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Nichael posted:I actually really like Violet too. She's crazy and possessive, but she's also kind of sweet. She genuinely tries to help people Jason cares about. Yeah I thought she was gonna be super one-note uber-bitch but yeah she seems like a genuinely good person, just a little weird. drat Jason, you hosed up.
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This episode was boring as hell. Way too much airtime spent on dumb angsty relationship dramas and pointless flashbacks. It felt like a filler episode. They really need to get onto some sort of plot again after the HepV Vampire Club and Redneck Militia Takeover storylines just sorta ended. Eric and Pam stole the show once again, and I did like how Nicole freaked out over how abnormally hosed up Bon Temps is.
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Jul 21, 2014 17:49
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Episode was as disappointing as Jessica's titties.
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Captain Mog posted:Yeah agreed. She's hot and seems to treat Jason well, at least, even despite her odd kinky quirks and hangups. He'd be an idiot to leave her for emotional trainwreck skank Jessica. Seems likely.
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Krowley posted:This episode was boring as hell. Way too much airtime spent on dumb angsty relationship dramas and pointless flashbacks. It felt like a filler episode. I kind of like how the HepV vampires ended up being feral appears to be just a Bon Temps thing. Nowhere else in the world have we seen anyone freaking out about them (and this is certainly not because it was an ill-conceived season finale plot point. Certainly. Not.).
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Jul 21, 2014 20:22
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ruddiger posted:Episode was as disappointing as Jessica's titties. They were way overdue to come out though.
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Jul 21, 2014 20:35
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Salami from season 5 had the best titties. Everything before and since has been a crushing disappointment.
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evobatman posted:They were way overdue to come out though. They still haven't in this horney trooper's opinion.
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Vhak lord of hate posted:They still haven't in this horney trooper's opinion. Didn't she give us the full frontal when her and Jason first hooked up? I'm pretty sure the only titties we haven't seen at this point are Willa's. And maybe pam. And Lettie may I guess.
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Captain Mog posted:eetc 2 c: I saw this in the Youtube comments for next week's preview and regardless of whether it's legit it seems so incredibly likely and eyeroll-inducing that I can't not share it. Like if this isn't the case, I'd be surprised: That sounds entirely plausible given that most people in this thread have assumed something along those lines would happen. However if it does happen it might just overtake Dexter as the dumbest finale ever.
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ultramiraculous posted:I kind of like how the HepV vampires ended up being feral appears to be just a Bon Temps thing. Nowhere else in the world have we seen anyone freaking out about them (and this is certainly not because it was an ill-conceived season finale plot point. Certainly. Not.). I'm just going to assume those vampires were in the final stages and learned that constantly feeding kept them alive longer. Otherwise, yeah, weird. TMMadman posted:That sounds entirely plausible given that most people in this thread have assumed something along those lines would happen.
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TMMadman posted:That sounds entirely plausible given that most people in this thread have assumed something along those lines would happen. Worse than Dexter is an awfully high bar to shoot for but if what was in that spoilered text actually happens it will have a shot.
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smg77 posted:Worse than Dexter is an awfully high bar to shoot for but if what was in that spoilered text actually happens it will have a shot. watch they'll end up buying a little cabin in the pacific northwest too 
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