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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Hasters posted:

Nouveau riche doesn't understand that carrying large amounts of cash is not something real wealthy people do.

Also, pulling out his massive wad of cash, fanning it out and slowly counting it while sitting in the front row of a basketball game.

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Hasters posted:

Nouveau riche doesn't understand that carrying large amounts of cash is not something real wealthy people do.

Gorilla Salad posted:

Also, pulling out his massive wad of cash, fanning it out and slowly counting it while sitting in the front row of a basketball game.

Why can't an entertainer like P. Diddy stop entertaining us and start acting like a Real Wealth Person™?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
He can act however the hell he wants. I can also think he's a tool. HTH :colbert:

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

No comment.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

The whole "Bort" joke has seen quite a resurgence in recent years.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Time is a flat circle.

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Solice Kirsk posted:

Time is a flat circle.

I thought it was billiard balls on the edge of a cliff :confused:

omg chael crash
Jul 8, 2012

Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.


Imagine 4 dumb, goony responses on a cliff

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Actually as any certified crazy person will confirm to you, it's actually a timecube

Drone_Fragger has a new favorite as of 19:16 on Jul 20, 2014

Anora
Feb 16, 2014

I fuckin suck!🪠

I want to say that with Batman on top, it becomes some sort of social commentary. But I don't know of what...

Also: Don't be jealous of Jesus, Batman.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

Anora posted:

I want to say that with Batman on top, it becomes some sort of social commentary. But I don't know of what...

Also: Don't be jealous of Jesus, Batman.

Batman is taking the role of the angel, watching over and protecting us, duh.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Anora posted:

Also: Don't be jealous of Jesus, Batman.
Batman has reason to be jealous of a guy with an extra dad

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

That must've been the last one in the shop.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

If anything it probably sold out first.

Also I'm really disappointed that's not real, my Coke purchases would have increased significantly.

e: Although it seems like Bart isn't one of the names either. :v:

e2: Apparently Cierra, Janelle, Keisha, Latasha, Latoya, Mayra, Shayla and Yesenia are all common enough to make it? Are these all the sort of unique names that are popular among the American black community these days, and that's why I've never met anyone named any of these things? My spell checker does recognize them...

e3: Also Linds, in place of both Lindsay and Lindsey I guess?

PittTheElder has a new favorite as of 21:37 on Jul 20, 2014

Ball Cupper
Sep 10, 2011

~beautiful in my own way~

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

I don't think that's what they meant when they said "a toast to the Fuhrer".

Ball Cupper
Sep 10, 2011

~beautiful in my own way~

razorrozar posted:

I don't think that's what they meant when they said "a toast to the Fuhrer".
They need to get a new oven

LockHeart
Apr 8, 2005

I'll make Coach Haribo proud!

mind the walrus posted:

The whole "Bort" joke has seen quite a resurgence in recent years.

I blame TFF.

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

LockHeart posted:

I blame TFF.

The Toronto Film Festival has nothing to do with this.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


Some people live a completely joyless life.

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed

Potentially racism, toss it on there for good measure.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

PittTheElder posted:

If anything it probably sold out first.

Also I'm really disappointed that's not real, my Coke purchases would have increased significantly.

e: Although it seems like Bart isn't one of the names either. :v:

e2: Apparently Cierra, Janelle, Keisha, Latasha, Latoya, Mayra, Shayla and Yesenia are all common enough to make it? Are these all the sort of unique names that are popular among the American black community these days, and that's why I've never met anyone named any of these things? My spell checker does recognize them...

e3: Also Linds, in place of both Lindsay and Lindsey I guess?

Cierra is a yuppy name and Yesenia is latina. Also I've never met a Bart but that doesn't make it a Not Real Name For Not Real People™

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless






magic pantaloons
Jan 9, 2012

Ain't you ever seen a naked chick riding a clam before?

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Len posted:

My friend works for a chip company here in Ohio and they make their own brand, Giant Eagle, Sams Choice, Frito Lay and Jimmy Johns chips. Probably some others but those are the only ones I know of for sure.

Couple pages back, but what's up Shearer's?

(I work at Giant Eagle.)

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Baron von Eevl posted:

Also I've never met a Bart but that doesn't make it a Not Real Name For Not Real People™

I've met 3 Bartholomews in my life. None of them went by Bart.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002


Cut my life into pieces
This is my last Coke, Bort

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

Pretty Lady Blob posted:

Cut my life into pieces
This is my last Coke, Bort

Fuckin' bravo. :golfclap:

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Istari posted:

I've met 3 Bartholomews in my life. None of them went by Bart.

Did any go by Bart-Ho?

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Baron von Eevl posted:

Cierra is a yuppy name and Yesenia is latina. Also I've never met a Bart but that doesn't make it a Not Real Name For Not Real People™

Yeah, I'm assuming nobody has chosen to call themselves Bart since 1987. I figured Cierra might be some crazy yuppie name, but Sierra seems sufficiently yuppie already.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

PittTheElder posted:

Yeah, I'm assuming nobody has chosen to call themselves Bart since 1987. I figured Cierra might be some crazy yuppie name, but Sierra seems sufficiently yuppie already.

The only Cierra I've seen was an "escort" lady.



I started to say " Only one I've come across", but decided against it.

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.
And now, so do mine.

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Johnny Aztec posted:

The only Cierra I've seen was an "escort" lady.



I started to say " Only one I've come across", but decided against it.

I came upon a Yesenia once. They are doing the same name thing in Korea where the names can be a lot more samey. Its pretty funny to me.



Also mandeep?

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

There was a Noor in there as well, along with some noticeably Spanish names, like Jorge and Francisco. Probably wise to keep the racial bases covered.

jgrrr
Oct 3, 2007

&

PittTheElder posted:

There was a Noor in there as well, along with some noticeably Spanish names, like Jorge and Francisco. Probably wise to keep the racial bases covered.

I shared a coke with Noor a couple days ago!

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Fauxtool posted:

Also mandeep?


Hell, I know three Mandeeps. Two women and one guy.

Maybe if I bring the Cokes they'll bring some wicked-rear end samosas.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Yeah, that's a pretty common name. But then again, we like to laugh over Dick as a name, so same thing, really.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde
Well, if we're on the topic of Indian names..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dikshit

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused
Guy we had in the store to fry the donuts today is named Barton and he goes by Bart. So there is at least one around.

Elohssa Gib has a new favorite as of 06:45 on Jul 21, 2014

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Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Bees are not toys.

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