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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

Vikings is a pretty dope tv show

I enjoyed it more than I expected to. The latest season isn't on amazon prime yet tho. :(

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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

My brother keeps trying to get me into it. Do they blood eagle anyone? This is important.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Who were you before Lowtax changed your name?

i was powerful weedlock, one of the dudes w/ a newbie av

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


maffew buildings posted:

TVIV brings up the Bechdel test a bunch too, then again those assholes go on 40 page tangents about the meaning of something in a show that the head writer specifically said in an interview had nothing to do with the show. Is the Bechdel Test the one where they evaluate how high the females score on the Xena Warrior Princess scale or whatever

I decided CD wasn't for me when I read a 4 page discussion on the lack of plot in Transformers.

Its a movie series based on a cartoon created with the sole purpose of selling toys. The only plot Transformers should have is giant robots breaking poo poo.

It had giant robots breaking poo poo. Good movie. If anything the loose story they try to tell drags the movie series down and limits time better spent on Grimlock breathing fire and leveling several city blocks.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Genocide Tendency posted:

I decided CD wasn't for me when I read a 4 page discussion on the lack of plot in Transformers.

Its a movie series based on a cartoon created with the sole purpose of selling toys. The only plot Transformers should have is giant robots breaking poo poo.

It had giant robots breaking poo poo. Good movie. If anything the loose story they try to tell drags the movie series down and limits time better spent on Grimlock breathing fire and leveling several city blocks.

Yeah but what is the significant as far as social construct of Megan Fox running in slow motion?

:fap:

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Fister Roboto posted:

My brother keeps trying to get me into it. Do they blood eagle anyone? This is important.

yeah they do

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Sigh.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
ahhh, the bravery to eat all those twinkies you have stockpiled in your cupboard.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
anti-rape panniculus

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
gently caress i really want some pizza now.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Mike-o posted:

gently caress i really want some pizza now.

Me too. Wife is making baked salmon though :(

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

I can't tell what is real and what is parody huff duff human being's law or w/e

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

man it's gonna be awkward when the singularity happens and we all share the same hive mind

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


do those people have any fun ever

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

shyduck posted:

do those people have any fun ever

Wow way to assume something about them? Kind of loving problematic yea?

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night



I don't think she has to worry about getting raped regardless of what she's wearing

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Whip Slagcheek posted:

I don't think she has to worry about getting raped regardless of what she's wearing

I dunno, maybe all whale sex is rape?

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Whip Slagcheek posted:

I don't think she has to worry about getting raped regardless of what she's wearing

Is it legally rape if it only goes in a fold?

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Stultus Maximus posted:

Is it legally rape if it only goes in a fold?

:barf:

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

the trick is you drizzle powdered pepto-bismol over the folds, when it starts to fizz youve hit the bullseye

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


I swear to god, I'm trying to loving eat my dinner.

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

my brother actually, and by the cold heart of the god of war this i do swear to be true, got a back prolapse whilst loving a fat chick, the shithead is still wlking like he has a stick of rebar up his rear end

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
If your dinner isn't very enjoyable, I'm sure you could find something interesting up in her flab.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Whip Slagcheek posted:

I swear to god, I'm trying to loving eat my dinner.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
Be healthy; eat cottage cheese.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Whip Slagcheek posted:

I swear to god, I'm trying to loving eat my dinner.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Sjurygg posted:

my brother actually, and by the cold heart of the god of war this i do swear to be true, got a back prolapse whilst loving a fat chick, the shithead is still wlking like he has a stick of rebar up his rear end

Fat chicks, not even once

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Sjurygg posted:

the trick is you drizzle powdered pepto-bismol over the folds, when it starts to fizz youve hit the bullseye

I've heard this trick with flour and eggs, but I can't endorse battering women

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
I had a student tell me he loved all women but the bigger the better. "Cover her in baby powder and poke the wet spots"

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Snowdens Secret posted:

I've heard this trick with flour and eggs, but I can't endorse battering women
That's a real groaner.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

Fart Sandwiches posted:

I had a student tell me he loved all women but the bigger the better. "Cover her in baby powder and poke the wet spots"

A gross man.

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

Snowdens Secret posted:

I've heard this trick with flour and eggs, but I can't endorse battering women

BOO THIS MAN


also probate him

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
I just got back from taking Dakota for a walk. I'm sitting down waiting for my nephew to get out of the shower. I brush my hand on my pants leg and feel a stick or something on them. I try to dust it off and it sticks to my finger. I start to flick it away with my thumb when I look at it and see a familiar yellow and black stripe pattern. I just got loving stung on my middle finger by a yellow jacket.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




:rock:

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Mr. Nice! posted:

I'm sitting down waiting for my nephew to get out of the shower.

:crossarms:



































































:aatrek:

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

:lol:

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