Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Jigoku San posted:

the box contents is probably worth way less in value than the subs. mystery boxes have been around a long time, this is just the idiot sperg "to shamed to buy this poo poo on thinkgeek" editions


Ahahahahahaha


post the track list

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Werthog 95 posted:

plug that tiny Pressy ... pressing its button

please don't post my kickstarter porn parody script

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Vicas posted:

how do you even break that functionality with a fuckin' button presser, goddamn

android lol

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Vicas posted:

how do you even break that functionality with a fuckin' button presser, goddamn

the pressy probably presents to the system like a headset, and it's assumed that since you have headset plugged in you're not going to put the phone against your head. so a lot od phones will probably default to not checking the proximity sensor.

Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

prefect posted:

post the track list

Eric Carman's "All By Myself" x 14

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Squinty Applebottom posted:

like if you have rats in your room you should ask a nearby yosposter to borrow their cat, who will solve your pest problem for some scritches + tuna

now you have two problems

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

sund posted:

guy i work with has a horse girl wife, sounds like his whole paycheque goes to boarding or the newest injury of the week from the thing running into a fence and scaring itself.

also, according to a guy I worked with who had the same sort of wifey, practically every weekend now becomes:

-get up at some ungodly early hour and hook up heavy rear end horse float to the oversized SUV you had to buy to tow it
-drive 1 hour from home to horse agistment facility
-drive 1-2 hours depending on which regional area is hosting this week's dressage competition
-spend several hours bored out of your skull. he ended up becoming a judge/referee just to have something to do.
-repeat steps 1-3 in reverse, in the dark

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

friend of mine is a horse girl and i can confirm pretty much everything said itt

Squinty Applebottom
Jan 1, 2013

Horse Fact: Boy horses have giant penises. You shouldn't try to have sex with a horse, IT MIGHT BE THE LAST THING YOU EVER DO.

penus de milo
Mar 9, 2002

CHAR CHAR

Squinty Applebottom posted:

Horse Fact: Boy horses have giant penises. You shouldn't try to have sex with a horse, IT MIGHT BE THE LAST THING YOU EVER DO.

thank you for mr for the handsy tip

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
horse girl wife ebooks

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Squinty Applebottom posted:

Horse Fact: Boy horses have giant penises.

have u seen the dirty jobs episode where they milk a boy horse

holy fuckin lol

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

my mom loves horses

except she just does pedigree research, betting and now has her own broodmare that she only sees every once in a while

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
apparently the NotStalker kickstarter has been suspended on fraud allegations, lol

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1577656602/areal


hmmm yes $50k should be good to give it a Xbox One, PS4, Wii U, Linux, Windows and Mac release

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Vicas posted:

apparently the NotStalker kickstarter has been suspended on fraud allegations, lol

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1577656602/areal


hmmm yes $50k should be good to give it a Xbox One, PS4, Wii U, Linux, Windows and Mac release

oh but they addressed that!

We've pooled all of our savings into making Areal, and don't have funds to go any further. Unlike most companies, every one of our employees has invested their time and money into making Areal. The budget that we've pooled together covers salaries and some aspects of game development. We need the Kickstarter and post-apocalyptic communities to support us by helping us cover the rest. Marketing also makes up a huge portion of most budgets, so we will rely on internal marketing as well as word of mouth to lower those costs substantially.

see? simple

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
those guys sound like a bunch of assholes

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
ah, so the employees are paying their own salaries here, now it all makes perfect sense

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
http://www.dx.com/p/3-5mm-plug-shortcut-key-for-android-phone-silver-315648#.U88oa3WSxmM

how much was teh kickstarter one??

zeekner
Jul 14, 2007


quote:

Note: Pictures' showed in English that we translated the screen-shot for reference only. The app you installed is still Chinese user interface by now.

Base Emitter
Apr 1, 2012

?
Show me Gaming Hardware projects on Earth sorted by launch date

10 out of 20 on the first page are "buy me a new gaming computer so i can post my stupid poo poo on youtube"

$0 among the lot, obviously.

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001


the tiniest buttplug

zonar
Jan 4, 2012

That was a BAD business decision!

Werthog 95 posted:

internal marketing
does this mean selling the game to the team

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."

Ruby got Railed posted:

the tiniest buttplug

moooooooods

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
tiny buttplug child

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Vicas posted:

tiny buttplug child

but enough about bruce wagner's boyfriend

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

but enough about bruce wagner's boyfriend

where'd brucey goosey ever end up

MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

graph posted:

where'd brucey goosey ever end up

http://bw.gl/forum/viewforum.php?f=2

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

lol

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

great, thai ladyboys and bitcoin forum. thanks now im getting fired from my job selling hot russian brides to wealthy jewish central bankers

reidscones
Apr 5, 2007

:snoop: deserve got nothin to do with it :snoop:
http://www.polygon.com/2014/7/24/5933151/notorious-airbnb-squatter-may-be-the-dev-behind-two-flailing

quote:

The brothers behind two video game Kickstarters, one backed and one not, appear to be the duo who have threatened to sue a homeowner after turning their 44-day Airbnb rental into a squatter's rights claim in Palm Springs, California.

A woman rented her 600-square-foot condo to someone for 44 days in May, but when the Airbnb contract ran out the man staying there with his brother refused to leave, according to homeowner Cory Tschogl. Under California tenant law, the man has rights as a tenant after he stays in a home for 30 days. Airbnb told Tschogl that they would they would help her with legal support.

According to Business Insider, Tschogl said that the name of the person still staying in her home and refusing to leave is Maksym and that he listed his home address in Austin, Texas. A neighbor told a local television station that the man's full name is Maksym Pashanin. Neighbors also confirmed to the station that the man in a video for a video game Kickstarter is the man living in the home.

Maksym Pashanin is also the name of a self-described game developer who launched a $10,000 Kickstarter in 2013 to fund a pixel-graphic adventure game called Confederate Express. That Kickstarter was successfully funded on Nov. 20, 2013, for $39,739 with an estimated delivery date of June 2014.

But more than a month after that self-defined release date, Pashanin said that the studio he founded in 2013, Kilobite Inc., was undergoing a restructuring that delayed the game. As an apology he offered backers a reward pack for Knuckle Club, another game being developed by Kilobite. But there was a catch: Knuckle Club was also a Kickstarter game seeking funding, this time $25,000. And the current pledge is just $674 with 21 days to go.

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
5

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




a perfect storm of disruption

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

i know this isn't the sv thread but lmao, who could've seen airbnb leading to something like this except everyone

that they're also running a scam game company just makes it all the sweeter

Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.
600 ft condo jfc that's literally smaller than my first 1br apartment...by about 150 sq feet

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



my first apt was 900 :smug:

600 sq ft is about the bare minimum for a single person if they dont want to risk cabin fever on a daily basis

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/bunchoballoons/bunch-o-balloons-100-water-balloons-in-less-than-1

i can't tell if this is stupid or brilliant

i guess it's kinda stupid because you'd have to keep buying them or keep a giant water balloon stockpile or some poo poo

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

6

vOv
Feb 8, 2014

Vicas posted:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/bunchoballoons/bunch-o-balloons-100-water-balloons-in-less-than-1

i can't tell if this is stupid or brilliant

i guess it's kinda stupid because you'd have to keep buying them or keep a giant water balloon stockpile or some poo poo

it looks like it doesnt work with existing balloons so you just have to buy them

the balloons look pretty tiny though

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Proteus4994 posted:

600 ft condo jfc that's literally smaller than my first 1br apartment...by about 150 sq feet

its a resort condo, not someplace anyone sane is going to be living long term.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

vOv posted:

it looks like it doesnt work with existing balloons so you just have to buy them

the balloons look pretty tiny though

well that and the fact that putting 30 balloons onto that thing would be just as annoying as not having the thing at all

  • Locked thread