|
Magic Hate Ball posted:God, that first three seconds of staring is like something out of a Tim and Eric sketch. 
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2014 07:07
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 4, 2024 20:22 |
|
|
Wandle Cax posted:How on earth would anyone think that facial hair looks good? How can you be so delusional to look into a mirror and think yep, that looks awesome. Straight away you can tell not to take any advice of any kind from that person. His first two lines are delivered with such mechanical awkwardness. He immediately comes off as the guy you stay away from at parties. And that's before he talks about eating your eyes. His advice is the advice of someone who has seen and studied people flirting, but hasn't really caught on to the nuance. I would watch a show by someone who finds real people who think they are experts on things they actually are terrible at. Well... I guess that's just Youtube, but like a real TVshow about it would be neat.
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2014 07:50
|
|
|
can you guys stop being assholes, I'm just trying to eat ur sweet, sweet blueberry eyes and divorce you
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2014 08:11
|
|
|
My favorite lifehack comes from this short video starring Steve Martin: https://screen.yahoo.com/dont-buy-stuff-000000884.html
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2014 09:34
|
|
|
Rad Tad posted:if we're making a trip to expert village, we're making a stop here. The Expert posted:Now, who are the best flirts in the world? They're actually little kids. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this is not going to be the best way to make your point. It's pretty awesome at outing you as
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2014 09:38
|
|
|
This guy is amazing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flkXERGMTPg "When speaking to a person, you could try bringing up a recent movie or the latest news. You could also discuss interesting events in your life, like that one time you ever emerged from your oubliette before."
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2014 11:15
|
|
|
Beep boop I am soulpatchatron 3000. Commence program 1252: flirting.exe beep boop.
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2014 12:21
|
|
|
MrAptronym posted:I would watch a show by someone who finds real people who think they are experts on things they actually are terrible at. Well... I guess that's just Youtube, but like a real TVshow about it would be neat. There was a short-lived show in the UK called "Help Yourself", presented by Angus Deayton. He showed clips from terrible self-help or instructional videos and made fun of them. I think there are a few episodes on YouTube still.
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2014 12:29
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2014 15:17
|
|
|
A really useful parenting lifehack from the Onion
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2014 17:25
|
|
|
THAT AIN'T NO ONION
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2014 17:57
|
|
|
Do girls really like it when you pretend to divorce them? They are such mysterious creatures.
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2014 18:11
|
|
|
Stottie Kyek posted:There was a short-lived show in the UK called "Help Yourself", presented by Angus Deayton. He showed clips from terrible self-help or instructional videos and made fun of them. I think there are a few episodes on YouTube still. Thank you. I can't believe this existed 8 years back, before youtube was big. Some of the older videos are proof that there have always been loons I guess.  See its not that you don't take care of yourself, don't have any fashion sense and were born ugly. You just need a new Cologne! The sheer number of these related to being attractive or to anxiety is pretty telling. Then there are these:  Literally just an ad. Do these companies pay the tumblr's owner, or do they just submit these and the guy goes along with it?
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2014 19:38
|
|
|
MASTURBATORS. Create the effect that you've been sleeping on your arm by getting someone else to pull you off. MARRIED women. Bored of having sex with the same man again and again? Simply sit on your husband's cock until it goes numb and Hey Presto! It feels like someone else is banging you. HUSBANDS. Tired of sleeping with the same wife? Simply lie on top of her until she goes numb, and Hey Presto! She'll feel like someone else's wife. Also is there anything you can't use sanitary pads for?    
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2014 20:34
|
|
|
And those are the winning entries. What the hell is it with the UK and poo poo like "Chizzy" and "Jezza" and "Macca" for nicknames. The only time I've hated Matt Smith was the time he referred to Karen Gillan and Billie Piper as "Kaz and Bills." gently caress...off.
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2014 21:07
|
|
|
Stazza posted:And those are the winning entries. 
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2014 21:32
|
|
|
Seeing as it's the same girls over and over I'm not convinced this is true.
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2014 21:42
|
|
|
Fathis Munk posted:Seeing as it's the same girls over and over I'm not convinced this is true. They worked for the magazine and demonstrated some of the winning top tips.
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2014 21:51
|
|
|
Geokinesis posted:They worked for the magazine and demonstrated some of the winning top tips. Aw man, that's a lovely job apparently.
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2014 22:09
|
|
|
It's a UK magazine that mentions Shakira, so that means this must've been from about 2002 at the earliest.  I thought all these things were from old vintage mags. I wanted to believe that.edit: MrAptronym posted:Thank you. I can't believe this existed 8 years back, before youtube was big. Some of the older videos are proof that there have always been loons I guess. Most of the videos featured were actually VHS tapes that were actually for sale in self-help, exercise or self-teaching sections of shops and libraries. Not just on YouTube, some people paid money to see "How To Massage Your Cat". Stottie Kyek has a new favorite as of 23:48 on Jul 21, 2014 |
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2014 23:45
|
|
|
Just how the hell are sanitary towels cheaper than anti-perspirant? Was there some kind of anti-perspirant shortage back then that drove up prices that I'm not away of because I'm a smelly goonlord?
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2014 23:47
|
|
|
Slime posted:Just how the hell are sanitary towels cheaper than anti-perspirant? Was there some kind of anti-perspirant shortage back then that drove up prices that I'm not away of because I'm a smelly goonlord? Hey man, some people don't want any of that aluminum stuff. Not me though, every morning I wad up tinfoil and just shove it up in there, keeps me feeling fresh all day long! Give it a try!
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2014 23:57
|
|
|
Stairs posted:And those are the winning entries. It's because you're an insufferable American.
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2014 00:03
|
|
|
pdog posted:It's because you're an insufferable American. "love it!'s Pdog Say:"
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2014 00:14
|
|
|
Stairs posted:What the hell is it with the UK and poo poo like "Chizzy" and "Jezza" The first season of Peep Show confused the poo poo out of me because I thought they were calling that one guy "Jizzer" Ugly American trap sprung, I guess.
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2014 00:15
|
|
|
"Moz" for Morrissey and "Madge" for Madonna were always my favorite weird-rear end British pop star nicknames.
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2014 01:42
|
|
|
Don't laugh at those nicknames, or as the Brits call them "nibby namey not the samey"s.
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2014 01:50
|
|
|
Stairs posted:And those are the winning entries. This is pretty much a normal everyday thing here in Australia.
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2014 01:57
|
|
|
Stairs posted:What the hell is it with the UK and poo poo like "Chizzy" and "Jezza" and "Macca" for nicknames.
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2014 07:31
|
|
|
magic pantaloons posted:This is pretty much a normal everyday thing here in Australia. I can attest to this.  Here is more information.
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2014 12:57
|
|
|
Need the police or ambulance in a hurry? Phone 911 and tell them a cop has been shot at your location. They won't be happy when they get there, but they'll still show up.
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2014 19:39
|
|
|
I can't get this one to work.  
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2014 19:46
|
|
|
Karma Monkey posted:I can't get this one to work. I saw a variant of this that suggested "puppets and puppeteers". That one didn't work either. 
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2014 19:54
|
|
|
Supposedly you can use tampons to clean shotgun barrels.  I saw a guy a month or two back running with a water bottle tucked into his butt crack and sticking out of his shorts. I guess he took the whole 'nature's pocket' gag a little seriously.
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2014 20:07
|
|
|
Was he walking through the streets winking at freaks with a 2-liter stuffed in his butt cheeks? Because if so I've been trying to figure out what that guy is for a while.
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2014 20:18
|
|
|
These are some pretty good  lifehacks, plus the host has a very pretty beard.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_A-Iw-33bM
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2014 23:45
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Jul 23, 2014 00:38
|
|
|
How loving thick are the pads that woman's using to successfully create the image of curves? 
|
|
#
?
Jul 23, 2014 00:38
|
|
|
PK Starstorm posted:How loving thick are the pads that woman's using to successfully create the image of curves? It's a common rookie mistake to use them right out of the box. Used they add a lot more bulk.
|
|
#
?
Jul 23, 2014 00:46
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 4, 2024 20:22 |
|
|
PK Starstorm posted:How loving thick are the pads that woman's using to successfully create the image of curves? Depends.
|
|
#
?
Jul 23, 2014 00:58
|
|