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Remember that if you talk to Prof Oak 30 times in a row he gives you five more poke-balls, another 50 times and he gives you the keys to the truck that Mew hides under.
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Livewire42 posted:Remember that if you talk to Prof Oak 30 times in a row he gives you five more poke-balls, another 50 times and he gives you the keys to the truck that Mew hides under.
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Jul 21, 2014 22:17
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FactsAreUseless we need to stop lping pokemon right now we are corrupting the kids: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDgjo5a-Kls
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Jul 21, 2014 22:38
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Mr DJB posted:FactsAreUseless we need to stop lping pokemon right now we are corrupting the kids: 
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Jul 21, 2014 22:58
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red plastic cup posted:I don't think I like this new direction you're taking the LP in, OP. I don't know, I think it's pretty good......
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Jul 22, 2014 02:17
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Hey, OP! You just keep on doing whatever it is you're doing, because that's what you're good at, Okay?
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Jul 22, 2014 06:56
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I like the LP so far, but I don't feel a personal connection with you, OP. Try putting a picture of your face in the corner of each picture (it'd have to be a different picture of you per screenshot).
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Jul 22, 2014 13:30
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Nuffkins posted:I like the LP so far, but I don't feel a personal connection with you, OP. Try putting a picture of your face in the corner of each picture (it'd have to be a different picture of you per screenshot). i disagree, instead it should be pictures of forums poster Nuffkins overreacting/joy vomiting to this great lp please send the OP your pics
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Jul 23, 2014 03:05
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Nuffkins posted:I like the LP so far, but I don't feel a personal connection with you, OP. Try putting a picture of your face in the corner of each picture (it'd have to be a different picture of you per screenshot).
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Jul 23, 2014 11:49
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Putty posted:i disagree, instead it should be pictures of forums poster Nuffkins overreacting/joy vomiting to this great lp
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Update 6 – I’m Late! I’m Late! For A Very Important Update! This time we’re heading up to Mt. Moon, and from there we go to Cerulean City to get the Cascade Badge. This is a pretty scary section of the game, so I’ve set up a webcam to record my reactions. Hi everyone!  First we have to go through Route 3. There’s not a lot of interest here, but it is the only place we can catch a Jigglypuff. Jigglypuff is famous for appearing in the Super Smash Bros series of games, as well as a popular series of non-gendered sex toys sold in Japan.  We can try to catch one, but it’s going to take a while. We search high…  …and low…  But eventually we encounter one! Weed Goku beats it almost to death, and then we capture it! Nice work, Luigi!  Jigglypuff is a Normal/Fairy-type Pokemon. It evolves into Wigglytuff when mooned. Never expose Jigglypuff to bright light. Never get it wet. And never feed it after midnight. Jigglypuff learns Sing, Dance, Perform (Lute), and Inspire Competence.  After catching Jigglypuff it’s time to head through Mt. Moon. We enter the mysterious cave…  Mt. Moon is mostly dark and full of Zubats. One gets caught in our hat, so I guess we captured it.  Zubat is a Poison/Flying-type Pokemon. It evolves into Golbat. Zubats have no eyes and navigate via GPS. Zubats are not Bug-type. They learn Bite, Bat, and Bitty Betsy’s Big Bomb Blast.  We can also “catch” a “Geodude” here, by which I mean pick up a rock. There’s no such thing as Geodude. Brock is an idiot.  Geodude is a Rock/Ground-type Pokemon, which means it is a rock that sits on the ground. It evolves into Graveler if you glue a bunch of smaller rocks onto it. You can throw it at somebody and steal their Pokemon if you want to.  Mt. Moon is also home to Team Rocket Avengers! Team Rocket are dedicated to justice and love. If this were a Renegade playthrough we would be forced to fight them, but since we’ve gone Paragon they will give us helpful tips.  Thanks, Team Rocket. This is more important advice than you’d think. If we don’t wear shorts to the desert, we can easily become dehydrated, lowering the effectiveness of our items.  Oh no! A monster! Run away run away run away run away run away!  Yikes, that was terrifying. You can see by my face that I’m still recovering from that one. Mt. Moon can be pretty bad if you’re not prepared, and I was playing this at midnight in a dark room blindfolded wearing earplugs, so you can understand why I freaked out a li  OH HOLY gently caress WHAT EVEN IS THAT I DON’T EVEN I CAN’T EVEN HANDLE IT OH gently caress OH gently caress THAT’S SO CREEPY I’M NEVER GOING TO SLEEP AGAIN  We also have to battle a Hiker, who throws rocks at us. I mean trains Geodudes.  And that’s it for Mt. Moon! Next time, we head to Cerulean –  What? There’s a Route 4? Oh, gently caress that poo poo. Seriously, this game is nothing but filler. I don’t have to do this, you know. I’m a Let’s Play Superstar. I could be the next Nakar. I could be playing Sprung. I could – huh? Nobody knows what those are anymore?  Jesus Christ, what’s even happening to this country. Somebody get my agent on the phone. The good agent! Not that goddamn— 
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Jul 28, 2014 21:44
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I almost forgot! I need you all to name our new Jigglypuff and Geodude.
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Jul 28, 2014 22:39
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Name the Jigglypuff "DashRndr". Don't bother naming the Geodude. They aren't even a real Pokemon.
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Jul 28, 2014 22:47
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Your "geodude" is just a Pet Rock and I don't see why we should put any effort into giving it a real name.
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Jul 28, 2014 23:36
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name the jigglypuff "dweezil" but make sure not to use capital letters, jigglypuffs are allergic to capital letters.
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Jul 29, 2014 01:21
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My vote goes to naming the Jigglypuff Rick Ross and the Geodude Stone Cold.
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Jul 29, 2014 02:52
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Name jigglypuff Nipple and the geodude Dr Teeth
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Jul 29, 2014 03:09
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This just in: When will Obama stop lying to the American people? Obama was playing with his "Geodude" (stoned on cocaine and gay) while Al-Qaeda bombed Ben Ghazi.
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Jul 29, 2014 11:41
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Nihilarian posted:Your "geodude" is just a Pet Rock and I don't see why we should put any effort into giving it a real name.
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Jul 29, 2014 12:01
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It's not just Geodude that's not a pokemon it's the whole rock type. "Rock" type trainers like Barock Obama and Brock are ground type drop outs, they just couldn't handle training awesome ground types like Diglet so they started throwing rocks around calling them rock type pokemon. Honestly why would you need a rock type if you already have ground? Rocks are part of the ground. I should probably stop talking about this as it's a major plot point in the later game and I don't want to spoil this LP. Name Jigglypuff Jack and then throw that stupid rock away, it's not a pokemon so it can be part of a pokemon LP.
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Jul 29, 2014 12:03
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FactsAreUseless posted:This just in: Name your Geodude #ObamaConspiracies
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Jul 29, 2014 12:42
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Pet Rock for the Geodude. Also gently caress Route 4, that poo poo takes hours to get through even on 10x exp in an NG+++.
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Jul 29, 2014 15:32
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I once played on a hacked server where they made Geodude a real pokemon. It was the worst thing ever. Don't ever believe anyone who says Geodude is in any way sort or form a pokemon. Now that Jigglypuff, that's a keeper. Teach it tri attack by fusing it with the three legendary birds and it'll tear through anything.
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Name Jigglypuff Majin Buu. You can throw the rock at a trainer to knock them out, avoiding the battle entirely. This will however give you a one star wanted level.
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Jul 29, 2014 23:13
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GorfZaplen posted:Name Jigglypuff Majin Buu. You can throw the rock at a trainer to knock them out, avoiding the battle entirely. This will however give you a one star wanted level.
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Jul 29, 2014 23:26
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viewer request: please catch a team rocket
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Wiggle-Butt and Dwayne.
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If he were doing a Renegade run, he could just defenestrate Meowth and take the whole organization for himself.
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Name the Geodude Nick Cage as homage to the multi-million dollar blockbuster 'The Rock' which made the Hollywood A-lister a household name. Name Jigglypuff Truffle Shuffle as it is a fatty and should never be allowed to forget it. Also I didn't really like your scarecam OP as there was too much light and you weren't wearing a giant branded headset. The camera wasn't even at a jaunty angle! Please fix these things or I will unsubscribe tia.
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evilspacehopper posted:Name Jigglypuff Jack and then throw that stupid rock away, it's not a pokemon so it can be part of a pokemon LP. I think you meant, "name Jigglypuff Jack and name Geodude stupid rock, it can be part of this pokemon LP because all rocks go to pokeheaven."
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MartianAgitator posted:Name jigglypuff Nipple and the geodude Dr Teeth FactsAreUseless posted:This just in: 
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El Murguista posted:The reason geodude has never been discovered is because everyone has been looking in the wrong direction!
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Jul 30, 2014 22:48
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El Murguista posted:The reason geodude has never been discovered is because everyone has been looking in the wrong direction! That's a Lunatone which is a pure psychic type, it's made of moon stones and not rocks. You can't catch it in this game so there's no point in even mentioning it.
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evilspacehopper posted:That's a Lunatone which is a pure psychic type, it's made of moon stones and not rocks. You can't catch it in this game so there's no point in even mentioning it. No no no, don't just shrug of a controversial statement like that. If you believe in Lunatone you must believe in Solrock as well. And that implies the sun is made of rock. Well, is it? I always thought it was a ball of gas burning millions of miles away.
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Jul 31, 2014 08:00
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Weed poop
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Jul 31, 2014 12:55
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Carbon dioxide posted:No no no, don't just shrug of a controversial statement like that. If you believe in Lunatone you must believe in Solrock as well. And that implies the sun is made of rock. Well, is it? Solrock is made of rock music.... And the souls of dead pokemon. It's not actually formed of rocks at all and because of that you can't hug it.
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PYF fictional Pokemon fanfic ITT.
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FactsAreUseless posted:PYF fictional Pokemon fanfic ITT. 
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FactsAreUseless posted:PYF fictional Pokemon fanfic ITT. I've heard if you catch them all you too turn into a Nicolas Cage of yourself
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Hyperrealistic Nicolas Cage in Blood Cage.
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