Be A GM 2: The Season

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Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

So yeah. Alex Gordon + Mike Trout work well together and like Coors. Experiment's ended everyone, we can all go home to our families!

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kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

I knew it wouldn't last :smithicide:

# ? Jul 20, 2014 22:46

Politicalrancor: Jan 29, 2008

nl central is insane

# ? Jul 20, 2014 22:59

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

Politicalrancor posted:

nl central is insane

Insane = "five mediocre teams"

# ? Jul 21, 2014 00:02

Monicro: Oct 21, 2010; And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician

Oops I forgot there was gonna be a different thread and forgot about this

go rays

# ? Jul 21, 2014 00:19

Sexual Lorax: Mar 17, 2004; HERE'S TO FUCKING; Fun Shoe

DETROIT MEOW CITY's pitching staff is an enigma. Throwing the fewest Ks out of everyone, but Kimbrel is tied for AL saves lead, but AL average team ERA, but no SportsCenter bats to help out, but still doing OK. Is it Dozier? Is he the secret?

Commish: Could I get season-so-far pitcher stats for my team? I'm thinking about moving DMC's best long reliever to SP5 and vice versa, just to send my mutant throwarms a message.

# ? Jul 21, 2014 00:30

Monicro: Oct 21, 2010; And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician

Yeah IcePheonix could I see my lineup thus far? a .704 team OPS when harper's is north of 1.000 is uh, ominous

e: well other than The Ghost Of Tony Gwynn Possessing Erick Aybar's Body

Monicro fucked around with this message at 00:40 on Jul 21, 2014

# ? Jul 21, 2014 00:35

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

Monicro posted:

IcePheonix

# ? Jul 21, 2014 00:36

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

Monicro posted:

Yeah IcePheonix could I see my lineup thus far? a .704 team OPS when harper's is north of 1.000 is uh, ominous

e: well other than The Ghost Of Tony Gwynn Possessing Erick Aybar's Body

I got two guys above 1.000, so I'm pretty worried about the rest of my guys bringing me at only .800.

# ? Jul 21, 2014 01:12

angrygodofjebus: Aug 25, 2005; Drink it up and hunker down

Oakland gonna be a .500 team with some of the best pitching in the AL but an offense that will OPS <.700

Worst OPS in the AL by almost 40 points :woof:

angrygodofjebus fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Jul 21, 2014

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:42

Zodiac5000: Jun 19, 2006; Protects the Pack!; Doctor Rope

The nationals are performing excellently. The Chosen Dunn is performing well, and Angel Pagan is somehow still going out there and just bombin' around the park. Vengeance will be mine!

# ? Jul 21, 2014 19:13

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

angrygodofjebus posted:

Oakland gonna be a .500 team with some of the best pitching in the AL but an offense that will OPS <.700

Worst OPS in the AL by almost 40 points

I don't wanna tell you how to do your job, but murder Tyler Flowers.

# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:32

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

Pander posted:

I got two guys above 1.000, so I'm pretty worried about the rest of my guys bringing me at only .800.

.800 is a Real Good OPS. Right now there are only 47 qualified hitters in the (real) majors that have an OPS this season of .800 or more. For your team OPS to be "brought down" to .800 despite two guys around 1.000 that means the rest of your team is still averaging around .740, which is still in the upper half of all qualified hitters right now.

# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:41

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

What's killing the Mets' pitching? Like their staff doesn't look great, but it also doesn't look like the worst in the league on its face. Gonzalez and Corbin aren't aces but they're still pretty good, and the rest are at least average-ish. Bad luck?

# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:42

Laderhan: Oct 2, 2013

Pander posted:

What's killing the Mets' pitching? Like their staff doesn't look great, but it also doesn't look like the worst in the league on its face. Gonzalez and Corbin aren't aces but they're still pretty good, and the rest are at least average-ish. Bad luck?

Yeah, I don't understand why my staff is so horrible. But my rotation at the very least is average, and my bullpen is pretty decent. I don't think I should have the worst ERA in the league (by one point, albeit, but still.)

# ? Jul 22, 2014 03:35

tadashi: Feb 20, 2006

The Cubs went 11-3 since the last update. :getin:

# ? Jul 22, 2014 14:22

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Kinda curious how my batting is. Obviously Longo is owning poo poo, but how in the gently caress is my OBP that horrible? I mean, PETCO and all that, but I'm fairly sure my lineup is good enough to crack .300 OBP.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 19:11

Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

I think the world is demanding a Miguel Sano update after the next export.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 20:26

Zodiac5000: Jun 19, 2006; Protects the Pack!; Doctor Rope

Harlock posted:

I think the world is demanding a Miguel Sano update after the next export.

Seconded!

# ? Jul 22, 2014 20:34

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

seiferguy posted:

Can you post my pitching stats? Cause drat only the Cubs have me beat in ERA.

Sexual Lorax posted:

DETROIT MEOW CITY's pitching staff is an enigma. Throwing the fewest Ks out of everyone, but Kimbrel is tied for AL saves lead, but AL average team ERA, but no SportsCenter bats to help out, but still doing OK. Is it Dozier? Is he the secret?

Commish: Could I get season-so-far pitcher stats for my team? I'm thinking about moving DMC's best long reliever to SP5 and vice versa, just to send my mutant throwarms a message.

Infidel Castro posted:

Kinda curious how my batting is. Obviously Longo is owning poo poo, but how in the gently caress is my OBP that horrible? I mean, PETCO and all that, but I'm fairly sure my lineup is good enough to crack .300 OBP.

Harlock posted:

I think the world is demanding a Miguel Sano update after the next export.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 01:16

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

June 1st, 2014

AL Central that isn't me please stop being so good.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 01:28

angrygodofjebus: Aug 25, 2005; Drink it up and hunker down

Can I see my pitching staff (Oakland) next time you're posting people's requests?

angrygodofjebus fucked around with this message at 01:46 on Jul 24, 2014

# ? Jul 24, 2014 01:42

Zythrst: May 31, 2011; Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!

I just want to know how I'm losing so bad. I've got 3 of the top 10 starters in the AL so far and what I think feels like a reasonable offense(at least people are getting hits, yet can't get to .500.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:49

PASS THE MASH: Oct 30, 2013

Can I see my batting stats? I'm not sure how I'm doing so well.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 03:03

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

No requests other than LET'S GO ROCK-IES *dun dun, dun dun dun*

# ? Jul 24, 2014 03:46

Gorman Thomas: Jul 24, 2007

Commish can you please switch DeGrom and Capuano if Capuano has the better FIP. And I too would like to see how my bats are doing.

Why can't you be your irl self Jacob?? :negative:

# ? Jul 24, 2014 04:18

Laderhan: Oct 2, 2013

Can I see my rotation too? (i'm da mets btw)

# ? Jul 24, 2014 04:20

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

Laderhan posted:

Can I see my rotation too? (i'm da mets btw)

# ? Jul 24, 2014 04:23

Laderhan: Oct 2, 2013

Pander posted:

or alternately

# ? Jul 24, 2014 04:26

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

Admittedly my Machado pick in the 1st round was a reach; he's now 4th in AL OPS and 2nd in AL WAR. That'll last, I'm sure!

Kazuhito Tadano is going to die of atrophy :japan:

# ? Jul 24, 2014 06:49

Prozach: Oct 30, 2013; When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.

Can I see my (Miami) pitching stats out of curiosity? I feel like Hultzen is holding the team back, even though I tried to keep his impact as small as I could.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 08:18

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Hi

I would like an export of my team's stats if possible.

Thanks for doing this, it is awesome!

# ? Jul 25, 2014 04:02

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

angrygodofjebus posted:

Can I see my pitching staff (Oakland) next time you're posting people's requests?

johnfw50 posted:

Can I see my batting stats? I'm not sure how I'm doing so well.

Gorman Thomas posted:

Commish can you please switch DeGrom and Capuano if Capuano has the better FIP. And I too would like to see how my bats are doing.

Why can't you be your irl self Jacob??

Laderhan posted:

Can I see my rotation too? (i'm da mets btw)

Prozach posted:

Can I see my (Miami) pitching stats out of curiosity? I feel like Hultzen is holding the team back, even though I tried to keep his impact as small as I could.

kensei posted:

Hi

I would like an export of my team's stats if possible.

Thanks for doing this, it is awesome!

I will have another update later today

# ? Jul 26, 2014 19:52

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

Yikes Kensei. Looks like nabbing NPBers didn't really pay off much yet.

# ? Jul 27, 2014 01:02

Politicalrancor: Jan 29, 2008

Somehow, other players are impressively worse

# ? Jul 27, 2014 01:30

Laderhan: Oct 2, 2013

Yo Ice, can you please put Vogelsong in the rotation and put Archer the pen as a longman, tia.

Also, can I see my team's batting stats when you do requests next?

Laderhan fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Jul 27, 2014

# ? Jul 27, 2014 01:30

PASS THE MASH: Oct 30, 2013

Hey I noticed that Russell Martin hasn't played every game for me. Could you check who the hell is playing catcher when he's not?

# ? Jul 27, 2014 02:26

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

Pander posted:

Yikes Kensei. Looks like nabbing NPBers didn't really pay off much yet.

At least Balentin has a higher average than Tulo :negative:

johnfw50 posted:

Hey I noticed that Russell Martin hasn't played every game for me. Could you check who the hell is playing catcher when he's not?

BJ Upton and Michael Bourn

IcePhoenix fucked around with this message at 02:28 on Jul 27, 2014

# ? Jul 27, 2014 02:26

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

IcePhoenix posted:

BJ Upton and Michael Bourn

Hahaha

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straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

IcePhoenix posted:

BJ Upton and Michael Bourn

that's unreal

# ? Jul 27, 2014 02:54

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