The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Skeesix posted:

What a PITY Mr Colon!

♩ ♩ Do you like Mr Colon-ics, and getting caught in the rain, passing out in the ocean... ♪ ♪

# ? Jul 22, 2014 22:46

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# ? May 12, 2024 06:42

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

CatchrNdRy posted:

♩ ♩ Do you like Mr Colon-ics, and getting caught in the rain, passing out in the ocean... ♪

♪ ♪
Under the sea, under the sea,
There'll be no accusations,
Just friendly crustaceans
Under the sea. ♪ ♪

# ? Jul 22, 2014 22:56

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

TMMadman posted:

♪ ♪
Under the sea, under the sea,
There'll be no accusations,
Just friendly crustaceans
Under the sea. ♪ ♪

♪ ♪
Gonna paint a wagon
gonna paint it good ♪ ♪

# ? Jul 22, 2014 23:17

MrSlam: Apr 25, 2014; And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

DrBouvenstein posted:

MrSlam, I'll spare you the embarrassment of admitting you don't know the Spanish word "�ndale."

You know what really aggravazes me? It's them immigants! They wants all the benefits of living in Springfield but they ain't even bother to learn themselves the language.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 23:23

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

MrSlam posted:

You know what really aggravazes me? It's them immigants! They wants all the benefits of living in Springfield but they ain't even bother to learn themselves the language.

Sentence fragment.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 23:25

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

MrSlam posted:

You know what really aggravazes me? It's them immigants! They wants all the benefits of living in Springfield but they ain't even bother to learn themselves the language.

Let the bears pay the bear tax; I pay the homer tax!

# ? Jul 22, 2014 23:27

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

MrSlam posted:

You know what really aggravazes me? It's them immigants! They wants all the benefits of living in Springfield but they ain't even bother to learn themselves the language.

Immigrants! I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them!

# ? Jul 22, 2014 23:32

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

IMJack posted:

Immigrants! I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them!

Hey IMJack! Why you no speaka in yo acCENT no more?

# ? Jul 22, 2014 23:48

Justin Godscock: Oct 12, 2004; Listen here, funnyman!

gingerberger posted:

Let the bears pay the bear tax; I pay the homer tax!

We're here!
We're Queer!
We don't want anymore bears!

# ? Jul 23, 2014 00:19

Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

Justin Godscock posted:

We're here!
We're Queer!
We don't want anymore bears!

2-4-6-8!
Godscock's crime was very great!

...'great,' meaning large or immense -
We mean it in the pejorative sense! :mad:

# ? Jul 23, 2014 00:44

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Justin Godscock posted:

We're here!
We're Queer!
We don't want anymore bears!

I heard it at that mustache parade they have every year

# ? Jul 23, 2014 00:59

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

gingerberger posted:

I heard it at that mustache parade they have every year

Okay, mister. You've got yourself a deal.
I'll shave off the soup strainer if you give the sailor talk the ol' heave-ho.
Okay?

# ? Jul 23, 2014 01:31

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

mrfart posted:

Okay, mister. You've got yourself a deal.
I'll shave off the soup strainer if you give the sailor talk the ol' heave-ho.
Okay?

# ? Jul 23, 2014 01:38

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

jscolon2.0 posted:

Sentence fragment.

Sentence fragment is also a sentence fragment.

# ? Jul 23, 2014 01:42

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Justin Godscock posted:

We're here!
We're Queer!
We don't want anymore bears!

Here things have changed. There will be no mockery of your name, Mr. Godscock.

# ? Jul 23, 2014 01:44

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

jscolon2.0 posted:

Still like him better than Steinbrenner.

# ? Jul 23, 2014 02:16

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

2-4-6-8!
Godscock's crime was very great!

...'great,' meaning large or immense -
We mean it in the pejorative sense!

Some of their chants are very catchy and memorable.

# ? Jul 23, 2014 02:29

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CatchrNdRy posted:

Some of their chants are very catchy and memorable.

What do we want?

More equitable treatment at the hands of management!

When do we want it?

Soon!

# ? Jul 23, 2014 02:32

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

CatchrNdRy posted:

Some of their chants are very catchy and memorable.

And look at the fine stitching on "Dope"!

# ? Jul 23, 2014 02:32

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

jscolon2.0 posted:

Sentence fragment.

Linguo...dead?!

# ? Jul 23, 2014 02:46

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Here things have changed. There will be no mockery of your name, Mr. Godscock.

Hey, don't you try and prank me with a fake name. :argh:

I will rip out your intestines and use them to make a lanyard! Hello? Hello? Ooh!!!

And that's the origin of that. :smug:

# ? Jul 23, 2014 02:50

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Hey, don't you try and prank me with a fake name. I will rip out your intestines and use them to make a lanyard! Hello? Hello? Ooh!!!

And that's the origin of that.

Origin? What origin? I get them for $1.99 down at the Safeway!

# ? Jul 23, 2014 02:52

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Deviant posted:

Linguo...dead?!

Pray. For. Mo-Joooooo......

# ? Jul 23, 2014 03:12

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Tokelau All Star posted:

Origin? What origin? I get them for $1.99 down at the Safeway!

That necklace was a priceless Bouvier family heirloom!

# ? Jul 23, 2014 03:23

MrSlam: Apr 25, 2014; And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

Mister Kingdom posted:

It's a part of us all...a part of us all..._{a part of us all...}

Wow, that does work...

# ? Jul 23, 2014 03:50

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

TMMadman posted:

That necklace was a priceless Bouvier family heirloom!

On one of my frequent trips to the floor i noticed Malloy wore sneakers... For sneaking.

# ? Jul 23, 2014 04:09

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

gingerberger posted:

On one of my frequent trips to the floor i noticed Malloy wore sneakers... For sneaking.

How come gingerberger gets to do that and I can't spend one night lurking in the bushes outside Chef Boyardee's house?

# ? Jul 23, 2014 04:12

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

MondayHotDog posted:

How come gingerberger gets to do that and I can't spend one night lurking in the bushes outside Chef Boyardee's house?

Oh, MondayHotDog, don't start stalking people again. It's so illegal. Remember when you were stalking Drink-Mix Man because you thought he dug up your garden?

# ? Jul 23, 2014 04:15

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

TMMadman posted:

Oh, MondayHotDog, don't start stalking people again. It's so illegal. Remember when you were stalking Drink-Mix Man because you thought he dug up your garden?

Oh ok, have it your way mondayhotdog. I'll be back in a minute... I'm going outside to... Stalk... TMMadman and Jerusalem... D'oh!

# ? Jul 23, 2014 04:24

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

TMMadman posted:

Oh, MondayHotDog, don't start stalking people again. It's so illegal. Remember when you were stalking Drink-Mix Man because you thought he dug up your garden?

Now we come to MondayHotDog. Do you know he likes to eat out of Deviant's garbage?

# ? Jul 23, 2014 04:57

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Now we come to MondayHotDog. Do you know he likes to eat out of Deviant's garbage?

Please don't tell anyone how I live.

# ? Jul 23, 2014 05:07

Facepalm Ranger: Jan 17, 2012; SOME PEOPLE FIND HOME APPLIANCES SEXUALLY AROUSING! ZORDS ARE NOT APPLIANCES, DAMMIT!

Now to grab me some sweet can!

# ? Jul 23, 2014 06:47

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Now we come to MondayHotDog. Do you know he likes to eat out of Deviant's garbage?

Hey, that's the half-truth! :mad:

# ? Jul 23, 2014 06:56

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Root Bear posted:

Hey, that's the half-truth!

Oh, go eat some flowers!

# ? Jul 23, 2014 07:04

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Root Bear posted:

Hey, that's the half-truth!

And when Marge put the cat out, possibly because it was harassed, we don't know.

E: drat autocorrect

# ? Jul 23, 2014 07:26

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

gingerberger posted:

E: drat autocorrect

I knew it! Why would they have our National Grammar Rodeo in Canada?

# ? Jul 23, 2014 08:04

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

TMMadman posted:

Please don't tell anyone how I live.

Clean house, no silverfish. Coulda been very happy here.

# ? Jul 23, 2014 08:46

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Clean house, no silverfish. Coulda been very happy here.

What's wrong with this house? Is it the plumbing? Is there a building code violation? A drainage issue? A surveying error?

# ? Jul 23, 2014 13:19

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

[urk="http://tatianadanger.kinja.com/i-wanna-get-drunk-on-this-modern-art-inspired-homer-sim-1609271681/+jesusdiaz"]Remember when I took that wine making course and forgot how to quote?[/url]

# ? Jul 23, 2014 15:09

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# ? May 12, 2024 06:42

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Now we come to MondayHotDog. Do you know he likes to eat out of Deviant's garbage?

I have a problem.

# ? Jul 23, 2014 19:38

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