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Simply Simon posted:Did...did I just see someone who is going to die? Everyone you see is going to die!  I mean, what do you expect me to tell you? "EVERYBODY LIVES, DoctorWhat has a new favorite as of 13:57 on Jul 23, 2014 |
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holy poo poo.
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Jul 23, 2014 13:56
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Is this road rage or someone trying to protect an unseen convoy?
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Jul 23, 2014 13:56
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I'm pretty sure it's Duel.
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Jul 23, 2014 13:57
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flakeloaf posted:Is this road rage or someone trying to protect an unseen convoy? It's Thailand, so it could be both.
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Jul 23, 2014 13:59
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2670523/Reckless-motorist-undertakes-lorry-hard-shoulder-swerves-fast-lane-brakes-right-car.html This guy got banned for a year.
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Jul 23, 2014 14:17
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:The fee for an emergency helicopter evac in NSW is about $5,700 but in Victoria it's almost $10,000. If they have to transport you via road to get to the copter that costs extra and could be as much as $2,000. Aww, how cute, only 5,700? Here in the land of the free, if they have to bring out the chopper, you best be ready to shell out the equivalent of a new car. And, to make things better, most times your insurance won't cover it! Yay. It's one of the only things I fear when going snowboarding. It's also the reason I stay the gently caress away from the trees and the big jumps. If you get bored, just google life flight costs. e: I'm amazed at these people that brake check at highway speeds don't get followed home and murdered.
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Jul 23, 2014 14:40
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Thats a great way to gently caress up your brake.
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Jul 23, 2014 15:03
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Baron Von Pigeon posted:Alright to be fair though Taggerung isn't a normal player because he's an invite level competitive tf2 player so I'm sure most people would probably get frustrated with how good he is, but it's still funny to watch all the horse-likers freak the poo poo out about video games. I remember seeing a video of a while back of some pubbie challenging him on a pub server with both of them playing soldier on 2fort or something, and him absolutely murdering the guy. Not sure if that's the same person or not though.
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:Indiana Jones and the Castle of Takeshi. This movie would be amazing  Scarf posted:So, I could never be a successful tattoo artist because I lack all kinds of artistic talent... But I like to think that the other reason I could never be a successful tattoo artist is that I'd feel a moral obligation to NOT tattoo stupid poo poo like this on people's loving faces, thereby losing a lot of potential income. Yeah I lack talent just like you do but if I had the talent I would absolutely love getting paid to be a part of people I don't know making terrible life decisions. TheSpiritFox has a new favorite as of 17:53 on Jul 23, 2014 |
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Jul 23, 2014 17:29
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sorry double
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TheSpiritFox posted:This movie would be amazing Let's start a joint business offering bad tattoos and laser removal! Vertical integration!
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Jul 23, 2014 18:12
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Along the lines of tattoos, here's this gem from 2009. Idiot gets tattoos, lies about it
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Jul 23, 2014 18:28
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Rick_Hunter posted:Along the lines of tattoos, here's this gem from 2009. that guy is someone i want to get tattoo advice from
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Jul 23, 2014 18:38
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Rick_Hunter posted:Along the lines of tattoos, here's this gem from 2009. An additional point of schadenfreude is that Eve Ensler (militant feminist man hater) mentioned her in this video I believe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHLgTUV0XWI probably  . Be warned if you watch, she mentions rape and other forms of sexual assault in some detail.Anyway, she's going on and on about how women can do what they want now and how this brave girl just decided that she needed to get 56 stars tattooed on her face and that's great because it's her body and men blah blah. The part she neglects to mention is the rest of the story, you know, the important bit about lying and trying to sue some guy for doing his job. She didn't even use the girls name so unless you're really paying attention and knew about this story when it happened then it just seems like a good-ish point in context. Maybe the real schadenfreude is Eve herself.
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Jul 23, 2014 18:50
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13:15 13:23 Josh Lyman posted:god dammit leo where is your self control
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Jul 23, 2014 18:54
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tattoo wizard posted:from now on he will get written consent from clients before he begins tattooing
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Jul 23, 2014 18:58
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FrozenVent posted:13:15 That guy is an idiot, cats eat grass as a way to encourage themselves to vomit because they're feeling 'off' and need to get what they perceive as something bad out of their stomach. He basically does the equivalent of forcing (at least going 'go on, drink it, drink it!') a small child to drink Ipecac
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Jul 23, 2014 18:59
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SybilVimes posted:That guy is an idiot, cats eat grass as a way to encourage themselves to vomit because they're feeling 'off' and need to get what they perceive as something bad out of their stomach. Ya, but why do they wait to puke until they come back inside. I can let my cat out in the back yard (supervised) for 10 minutes or 10 hours, the fucker will wait until he's inside to puke.
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Jul 23, 2014 19:10
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veedubfreak posted:Ya, but why do they wait to puke until they come back inside. I can let my cat out in the back yard (supervised) for 10 minutes or 10 hours, the fucker will wait until he's inside to puke. Our cats always did it outside, and one even had the sense to do it into the drain so that it'd just wash away on it's own. But that was with my parents, where the cats were always outdoor to the point where they spent more time outdoors than indoors.
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Jul 23, 2014 19:17
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Rick_Hunter posted:Along the lines of tattoos, here's this gem from 2009. quote:She went on to blame the Flemish-speaking tattooist for not being able to understand her French and English instructions. She's Flemish, dailymail. 
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Jul 23, 2014 19:41
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Some classic schadenfreude: one of my all-time favorite TV comedies, To Catch a Predator. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7RPXEeZYoE I know it's exploitative and borderline entrapment, and they had to cancel the segment when one of the potential predators killed himself, but goddamn if I don't laugh my rear end off at the misfortune of these folks. It's like the ultimate hidden camera prank show, except at the reveal you get arrested. If laughing at To Catch a Predator is wrong, I don't think I want to be right. "So you've been in movies, you've been on TV... well, you're about to get another role because I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC..." Quint Gets Eaten has a new favorite as of 23:26 on Jul 23, 2014 |
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Jul 23, 2014 23:23
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Simply Simon posted:Did...did I just see someone who is going to die? You see people who are going to die every day.
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Quint Gets Eaten posted:Some classic schadenfreude: one of my all-time favorite TV comedies, To Catch a Predator. He tried to move on to "to catch a scammer" and flew to nigeria to yell at people and it did not take off. We want to see idiot nerd perverts get tackled by the police and feebly try to stab themselves in the throat with their chained-to-the-desk confession pen. Watching poor people get yelled at for trying to survive wasn't as fun.
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Jul 24, 2014 00:23
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Spike has To Catch a Contractor now. It's hella lame.
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Jul 24, 2014 00:28
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Quint Gets Eaten posted:Some classic schadenfreude: one of my all-time favorite TV comedies, To Catch a Predator. No shame. There is something really satisfying about seeing these awful people get what was coming to them. That look on their face when they know their hosed is magical. It's almost a shame they don't keep doing this on TV, but I'm pretty sure Perverted Justice is still going strong, and their site is a good substitute.
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Jul 24, 2014 00:34
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Quint Gets Eaten posted:Some classic schadenfreude: one of my all-time favorite TV comedies, To Catch a Predator. The ones where he just kind of appears are always the best. "Hey need a paper towel? btw you're on dateline, kiddy fucker."
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Jul 24, 2014 00:48
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I think my favorite appearance of all time (and I have seen all of them) is with the naked white guy (horrifying that I have to specify, as there has been more than one naked dude) and Chris just stands there silently for a moment with his arms folded, pondering what his life has become. I've seen the other sting operations Dateline has done; the lotto scammers, the Nigerian prince email scams, ticket scams, life insurance scams, etc, and they don't come close to recapturing the magic of To Catch a Predator. Lightening in a bottle.
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"There's been a lot of accidents here and I'm gonna work nearby this whole week, so I'm scared", he said before taking off and crashing onto another motorcyclist. Both of them walked away with just a few scratches and did not want to be interviewed again.
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Jul 24, 2014 01:52
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I bet that was one hell of a floor cocktail. Astrobastard posted:"There's been a lot of accidents here and I'm gonna work nearby this whole week, so I'm scared", he said before taking off and crashing onto another motorcyclist. Both of them walked away with just a few scratches and did not want to be interviewed again. And this may be the funniest thing ever.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COolIC3QLf8 Army faker in a uniform confronted by prior service Marines who call him out. Heats up at 5:45.
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Jul 24, 2014 02:45
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Why are we posting terrible photoshops as schadenfreude now?
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Simply Simon posted:Did...did I just see someone who is going to die? eventually M_Sinistrari posted:At one of my past call center jobs, during a call I could hear this persistent 'koh-ki' sound in the background. It was loud enough that it made the caller hard to hear at times and when we were waiting for his computer to boot back up, I asked what was that sound in the background. Turns out it's some type of frog, and as loud as it was, the guy had his windows already closed to mute it as best he could. If I was in that situation, I'd do whatever I could to move somewhere else. Fur20 has a new favorite as of 03:13 on Jul 24, 2014 |
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Jul 24, 2014 03:11
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canyoneer posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COolIC3QLf8 When someone does this what is it that makes a real vet perk up and say "something isn't right here" first? Is it just an absolutely absurd amount of decoration or is it body language or do they just comb over every uniform with a fine toothed comb hoping to catch a faker and yell at them?
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Krinkle posted:When someone does this what is it that makes a real vet perk up and say "something isn't right here" first? Is it just an absolutely absurd amount of decoration or is it body language or do they just comb over every uniform with a fine toothed comb hoping to catch a faker and yell at them? From reading real vet's responses to videos like this there's apparently always really obvious poo poo wrong with the uniforms that anyone in the military will immediately notice.
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Jul 24, 2014 03:20
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The youtube comments seemed to be mostly racial slurs so I appreciate the reply. The guys were picking apart his ribbons asking him when he served in the phillipines but I can't comprehend being able to know ribbons are bullshit without getting a foot away from the guy and leaning in.
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Krinkle posted:When someone does this what is it that makes a real vet perk up and say "something isn't right here" first? Is it just an absolutely absurd amount of decoration or is it body language or do they just comb over every uniform with a fine toothed comb hoping to catch a faker and yell at them? One of the key factors is that the uniforms themselves have some inaccuracies that are obvious to them and that people often wear medals that are either from a different army of the military or a different country all together.
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Jul 24, 2014 03:27
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Krinkle posted:The youtube comments seemed to be mostly racial slurs so I appreciate the reply. Presumably they notice something slightly off and pick out stuff like the ribbons when they look closer.
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Krinkle posted:The youtube comments seemed to be mostly racial slurs so I appreciate the reply. Sargent major is the highest enlisted rank, someone that young wearing those stripes is surprising, seems like they were chatting with him beforehand and started filming when his story wasn't fitting. If he was dressed up as Specialist Pencilpusher with a couple 'you're adequate' ribbons I doubt anyone would have batted an eye. Foxrunsecurity has a new favorite as of 03:40 on Jul 24, 2014 |
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