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Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters

razorrozar posted:

Sure, that seems totally relevant. :catstare:



Probably tastes bland but everyone who drinks it won't shut up about it ho ho ho

Also to open it you need three tools and an internet guide.

Linux jokes, awwwwwwwright.

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razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Morpheus posted:

Probably tastes bland but everyone who drinks it won't shut up about it ho ho ho

Also to open it you need three tools and an internet guide.

Linux jokes, awwwwwwwright.

Well, it's probably free, as well.

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003




This stuff tasted great until they switched to Unity.

SCheeseman
Apr 23, 2003

Morpheus posted:

Probably tastes bland but everyone who drinks it won't shut up about it ho ho ho

Also to open it you need three tools and an internet guide.

Linux jokes, awwwwwwwright.

I prefer the diet version, Xubuntu.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

That isn't David Bowie's hand.

I believe Colonel Meow was also a goon cat.

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

zoux posted:

Necklace (n):


Anyone who spells "tire" as "tyre" needs a necklace.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Death to everyone that speaks English outside of America I guess.

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Scarf posted:

Anyone who spells "tire" as "tyre" needs a necklace.

:freep:

Seriously that's massively jingoist and unnecessary.

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.

razorrozar posted:

:freep:

Seriously that's massively jingoist and unnecessary.

There's apparently two definitions to necklace, maybe he meant the 'jewellry'

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Full Battle Rattle posted:

There's apparently two definitions to necklace, maybe he meant the 'jewellry'

Maybe he meant he was going to jizz on us. :tinfoil:

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about
I read the following sentence last week: "I accidentally hit the kerb with my tyre."

:911:

English is dead.

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

zoux posted:

Death to everyone that speaks English.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Captain Trips posted:

I read the following sentence last week: "I accidentally hit the kerb with my tyre."

:911:

English is dead.

Anyone remember the birks and kerb thread?

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747
You guys should read the AusPol thread.

FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.
Wow did Bill Plympton suffer a stroke or what? Jesus.

I'd read up the blurb on this out of morbid curiosity but I'd rather not have this on my search history.


I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
Tyre was an ancient Phoenician city-state.

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
He was also in Transformers.

David Pratt
Apr 21, 2001

I read about half of this before giving up. It's loving dreadful.

The only amusing bit was when the rear end Goblins killed children by engulfing them in their anuses, and making GBS threads them out as faecal swastikas. This process was called "poo poo Slaughter".

On the positive side it led me to another bizarro book called "Help a Bear is Eating Me", which is actually funny.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Small Frozen Thing posted:

Tyre was an ancient Phoenician city-state.

Yeah and they got hosed up by ol' Alex :black101:

Prurient Squid
Jul 21, 2008

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
Wales.jpg

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

That...tractor...clearly says New Holland. :colbert:

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.
SOMEbody doesn't know their Welsh geography! :rolleyes:

Atmus
Mar 8, 2002
Too many vowels, clearly not Welsh.

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008

Mister Adequate posted:

Yeah and they got hosed up by ol' Alex :black101:

The Hun? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsOJzieQogU

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

cobalt impurity posted:

SOMEbody doesn't know their Welsh geography! :rolleyes:

I don't speak Whale.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




BottledBodhisvata posted:

That...tractor...clearly says New Holland. :colbert:

New Holland are just the manufacturers. Look who doesn't know thier manufacturers of large farm machinery!

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

BottledBodhisvata posted:

That...tractor...clearly says New Holland. :colbert:

So the Dutch are infiltrating Wales and fomenting a separatist movement?

Pyro Fox
Aug 22, 2013

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

BottledBodhisvata posted:

That...tractor...clearly says New Holland. :colbert:

TY GIS.
Welsh police Dyfed-Powys Police unveil marked tractor as new addition to fleet

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

Deteriorata posted:

So the Dutch are infiltrating Wales and fomenting a separatist movement?

No. Australians.

Silentman0
Jul 11, 2005

I have a new neighbor. Heard he comes from far away

David Pratt posted:

I read about half of this before giving up. It's loving dreadful.

The only amusing bit was when the rear end Goblins killed children by engulfing them in their anuses, and making GBS threads them out as faecal swastikas. This process was called "poo poo Slaughter".

On the positive side it led me to another bizarro book called "Help a Bear is Eating Me", which is actually funny.



Is it as good as "Bear"?



She never actually fucks the bear, it's a metaphor for her dissociation with modern society. Also the bear messes up her back before she can try.

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

Silentman0 posted:

Is it as good as "Bear"?



She never actually fucks the bear, it's a metaphor for her dissociation with modern society. Also the bear messes up her back before she can try.

Women have weird porn.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

BottledBodhisvata posted:

Women have weird porn.



http://www.avclub.com/article/read-this-heres-an-interview-with-two-girls-who-wr-103794

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

BottledBodhisvata posted:

Women have weird porn.

You probably shouldn't wander into the weird fanart thread then because everyone has weird porn.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
man, I miss that erotic lit thread where people would talk about all the hot tips to make our moms moist

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

N. Senada posted:

man, I miss that erotic lit thread where people would talk about all the hot tips to make our moms moist

Would it be in bad taste to make a joke about Eggplant Wizard?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




N. Senada posted:

man, I miss that erotic lit thread where people would talk about all the hot tips to make our moms moist

A great loss to all goonkind.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Silentman0 posted:

Is it as good as "Bear"?



She never actually fucks the bear, it's a metaphor for her dissociation with modern society. Also the bear messes up her back before she can try.

A Canadian bestseller. Color me surprised.

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009
Given the "fair trade" logo on the top, they're probably going for http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ubuntu_(philosophy) rather than http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ubuntu_(operating_system).

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

razorrozar posted:

You guys should read the AusPol thread.

No one should read the AusPol thread.

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless










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