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Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Reverand maynard posted:

In eve online I

That's pretty much enough

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krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q
had to be a loving air force guy

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
Straight from the flight line Smokepot:

A1C Crew Chief: So yeah, my girlfriend wants an open polyamous relationship and I don't know man.
Buddy: Dump her you're going on a deployment anyways.
A1C Crew Chief: Yeah, but we've been through a lot the past 4 months I've known her. I just don't feel right restricting her.
Buddy: Whatever *goes back to staring at cell phone*

I feel like my forefathers had the exact same conversation but with the word swinger instead. Fuckin enlisted never changes.

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

Reverand maynard posted:

In eve online I scam people although I have recently taken a break.

autism confirmed

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

KirbyKhan posted:

Straight from the flight line Smokepot:

A1C Crew Chief: So yeah, my girlfriend wants an open polyamous relationship and I don't know man.
Buddy: Dump her you're going on a deployment anyways.
A1C Crew Chief: Yeah, but we've been through a lot the past 4 months I've known her. I just don't feel right restricting her.
Buddy: Whatever *goes back to staring at cell phone*

I feel like my forefathers had the exact same conversation but with the word swinger instead. Fuckin enlisted never changes.

Get that number

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Wild T posted:

Get them drips

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

KirbyKhan posted:

A1C Crew Chief: So yeah, my girlfriend wants an open polyamous relationship and I don't know man.
Buddy: Dump her you're going on a deployment anyways.
A1C Crew Chief: Yeah, but we've been through a lot the past 4 months I've known her. I just don't feel right restricting her.
Buddy: Whatever *goes back to staring at magazine*

This is how it went down 20 years ago.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I'd really like to know what he thinks they've been through.

vulturesrow
Sep 25, 2011

Always gotta pay it forward.

Casimir Radon posted:

I'd really like to know what he thinks they've been through.

3 of his closest friends running the train on her about 2 months into their "relationship."

chemosh6969
Jul 3, 2004

code:
cat /dev/null > /etc/professionalism

I am in fact a massive asswagon.
Do not let me touch computer.

Reverand maynard posted:

In eve online I scam people although I have recently taken a break. Last week I taught a friend my method and then yesterday I got a message that he had scammed someone out of the largest ship in eve. Turns out some guy had just gotten back from Afghanistan and spent over a thousand dollars of his deployment money buying internet money which he promptly got scammed out of.

On one hand, I'd be pissed off if the dude lost a limb while over there but if he didn't, sucks to be him.

PleasantDirge
Sep 7, 2009
ASK ME ABOUT HOW NOT BEING A FUCKING ASSHOLE ON THE ROAD IS JUST LIKE BEING A JEW AT A NAZI GATHERING BECAUSE I CAN NOT UNDERSTAND HOW TO NOT BE A FUCKING ASSHOLE AND WHEN PEOPLE TREAT ME LIKE I'M A FUCKING ASSHOLE THAT IS JUST LIKE GENOCIDE

chemosh6969 posted:

On one hand, I'd be pissed off if the dude lost a limb while over there but if he didn't, sucks to be him.

I am about as far away from a person who has done any real time in the armed forces as it gets but isn't this more than a little messed up limbs lost or not?

There is prob just something I am not getting here but it strikes me as a little harsh on a dude who just spent anything more than 5 minutes in Afghanistan.

Also, please teach me your mmo secrets EvESifu. I'd lie and say I will only use my powers for good but you don't seem to give any fucks.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

PleasantDirge posted:

I am about as far away from a person who has done any real time in the armed forces as it gets but isn't this more than a little messed up limbs lost or not?

There is prob just something I am not getting here but it strikes me as a little harsh on a dude who just spent anything more than 5 minutes in Afghanistan.

Also, please teach me your mmo secrets EvESifu. I'd lie and say I will only use my powers for good but you don't seem to give any fucks.

I hope you step on an IED.

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
Please God no. We let evechat in here and the next thing you know it's twenty pages in a row talking about dota or anime or some poo poo like the YOSPOS games thread.

chemosh6969
Jul 3, 2004

code:
cat /dev/null > /etc/professionalism

I am in fact a massive asswagon.
Do not let me touch computer.

PleasantDirge posted:

I am about as far away from a person who has done any real time in the armed forces as it gets but isn't this more than a little messed up limbs lost or not?

There is prob just something I am not getting here but it strikes me as a little harsh on a dude who just spent anything more than 5 minutes in Afghanistan.

The way I see it is that if the dude has a problem but hasn't lost a leg over there, I'd just tell him to walk it off.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

at the date posted:

Please God no. We let evechat in here and the next thing you know it's twenty pages in a row talking about dota or anime or some poo poo like the YOSPOS games thread.

if it's the yospos game thread then it's kerbal usually.

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

if it's the yospos game thread then it's kerbal usually.

Not since The International. It's been terrible.

I love kerbal so I don't notice/mind so much when the conversation drifts that way.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

I'd talk poo poo about The International but the in-game streaming was pretty cool to see. Being able to scroll around the field and look at whatever I wanted, then press a button and be brought back to the stream view was well done.

That being said DOTA people are insufferable and the only fun I've had in that game is making people get mad and rage quit.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

chemosh6969 posted:

The way I see it is that if the dude has a problem but hasn't lost a leg over there, I'd just tell him to walk it off.

losing a leg isnt a free pass for everyone to feel sorry for your stupid financial decisions. maybe if the dude got his egg scrambled by ieds or some poo poo then his playing of eve would be understandable

chemosh6969
Jul 3, 2004

code:
cat /dev/null > /etc/professionalism

I am in fact a massive asswagon.
Do not let me touch computer.
But don't you have to have scrambled eggs to think eve is worth playing

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

how did you get that he lost his leg from a story about some guy spending one grand of deployment money on a game then losing it all

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!


gleep gloop posted:

Remember one of the first casualties in OIF was a tank driving off a bridge into a river and the other tanks not noticing until they got where they were going.

I know I'm late but driving over the hastily emplaced bridge section with the tank in the water was a surreal experience. Our packs were hanging over water and as we drove up we saw the tank. Bonus was that on the way out of that pos and out of Baghdad we saw our first flipped MTVR, of course it was a woman driver but the hydroplaning on wet sand was all Marine.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Reverand maynard posted:

how did you get that he lost his leg from a story about some guy spending one grand of deployment money on a game then losing it all

It looks like he lost an arm and a leg. :downsrim: Is this thing on?

Anansi The Spider
Jan 30, 2014

loved basic so much I decided to stay
man lemme tell you about this idiot in CS:GO competitive...

Anansi The Spider fucked around with this message at 23:25 on Jul 23, 2014

PleasantDirge
Sep 7, 2009
ASK ME ABOUT HOW NOT BEING A FUCKING ASSHOLE ON THE ROAD IS JUST LIKE BEING A JEW AT A NAZI GATHERING BECAUSE I CAN NOT UNDERSTAND HOW TO NOT BE A FUCKING ASSHOLE AND WHEN PEOPLE TREAT ME LIKE I'M A FUCKING ASSHOLE THAT IS JUST LIKE GENOCIDE

chemosh6969 posted:

The way I see it is that if the dude has a problem but hasn't lost a leg over there, I'd just tell him to walk it off.

That makes sense. I don't think that's some poo poo I will ever say to one of you guys but that's still legit.

Also I meant teach me via email or pm. Like there isn't enough space on SA for that neck beard poo poo.

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Anansi The Spider posted:

man lemme tell you about this idiot in CS:GO competitive...

I'm sensing a Fight Club twist at the end of this story.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Reverand maynard posted:

how did you get that he lost his leg from a story about some guy spending one grand of deployment money on a game then losing it all

uhhh pretty sure everyone that goes to astan loses a leg hth

Anansi The Spider
Jan 30, 2014

loved basic so much I decided to stay
That's why I invested in Wooden Leg stocks.

Softface
Feb 16, 2011

Some things can't be unseen
Today my E-3 coworker lamented that he couldn't play any new games so I asked him why he didn't buy a new computer. He says that he doesn't have any money so I push a bit farther, since he's single and has no bills. All of his money goes to two motorcycles, one of which doesn't run and neither of which is within a thousand miles.

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
E; why does this post exist

its curtains for Kevin fucked around with this message at 22:13 on Aug 3, 2014

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


There's some contractor here working on the network. He's wearing a multicam hat with a blood-type patch on it.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Casimir Radon posted:

There's some contractor here working on the network. He's wearing a multicam hat with a blood-type patch on it.

Ask him how many confirmed kills he has and if he can "spike" somebody for you.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Casimir Radon posted:

There's some contractor here working on the network. He's wearing a multicam hat with a blood-type patch on it.

Give him a wedgie and tell him Android is for idiot shitlords

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

Give him a wedgie and tell him Android is for idiot shitlords

whats wrong with android?

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


The saga of my ex coworker who raped some kids continues. The newspaper just reported that after failing to fight the first couple of charges he accepted a plea deal on the last one. His prison stay is now extended to 25 years.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

whats wrong with android?

Android users are the nerd version of stoner culture

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

whats wrong with android?

It's for poors

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

gleep gloop posted:

It's for poors

my nexus 5 heard you how rude

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

gleep gloop posted:

It's for poors

this too

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

i dunno it works good for downloading fart apps and watching cuck porn while taking a poo poo at work

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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I don't know that this guy is an idiot, but apparently paint sprayers are dangerous. :nws:

Casimir Radon fucked around with this message at 23:11 on Aug 5, 2014

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