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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

AFewBricksShy posted:

Thomas Jane is really reminding me of Christopher Lambert here.

His career certainly is.

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Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Okay I never see this movie brought up but this loving movie is awesome. It's a movie where the Rock plays a guy who is so mad he's unkillable. He's too goddamn angry to die.

Come And See
Sep 15, 2008

We're all awash in a sea of blood, and the least we can do is wave to each other.


Baron von Eevl posted:

Okay I never see this movie brought up but this loving movie is awesome. It's a movie where the Rock plays a guy who is so mad he's unkillable. He's too goddamn angry to die.

I liked it. The Rock rules.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

If you told me some time back that there would be a greasy-looking b-movie with Thomas Jane and John Cusack, I'd have been first in line to see that, but, man, those posters do the thing no favors whatsoever.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
To be fair Danny Trejo said the only person he wouldn't gently caress with on the set of Con Air was Cusack.

westborn
Feb 25, 2010
Apparently this boring minimalistic fanposter was chosen to become an official comic-con poster:



The two characters on the right seem to have levitation powers.

Nybble
Jun 28, 2008

praise chuck, raise heck

westborn posted:

Apparently this boring minimalistic fanposter was chosen to become an official comic-con poster:



The two characters on the right seem to have levitation powers.

Really strong toes.

(they couldn't move those two down just a few pixels? jesus.)

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Lasher posted:

To be fair Danny Trejo said the only person he wouldn't gently caress with on the set of Con Air was Cusack.

Cusack learned martial arts from Benny "The Jet" Urquidez

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Cage posted:

You won't mind your broken tables after viewing these:



Dick move of those motorcyclists to attack them while they're parked.

...

On an exploding sparkler.

TheIndividual
Apr 22, 2010
We all know the movie is going to be awful, but those latest Expendables 3 posters are really good - except for the faces, which I'm sure was out of the poster company's hands. Still, they show exactly the era of late 80s/early 90s, garish color schemes and all, that the films are trying to make you nostalgic for. I definitely would have had those on notebooks as a kid.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
The Hobbit will not even appear in his own film



Outside that, it's pretty sweet

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

I thought the defining chapter of The Hobbit was when he got the ring?

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
I know a lot of people have turned sour on the Hobbit movies and Peter Jackson in general, but not me. I'm ready. Bring it on.

e: I know this is pretty :spergin: but why is it 'The Battle of The Five Armies' and not 'The Battle of Five Armies' ? Is it some obscure marketing thing where you need to have 'The' in there as much as possible (ex. 'The Curse of The Black Pearl')?

Oh, and yeah, 'The Defining Chapter' doesn't really mean anything. Even 'The Final Chapter' would at least have been more descriptive.

Slate Action fucked around with this message at 21:12 on Jul 23, 2014

penismightier
Dec 6, 2005

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

That's one of the worst taglines I've ever seen.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

gently caress your Hobbit, this is my poo poo right here.

Neowyrm
Dec 23, 2011

It's not like I pack a lunch box full of missiles when I go to work!

Febreeze posted:

The Hobbit will not even appear in his own film



Outside that, it's pretty sweet

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Vagabundo posted:

gently caress your Hobbit, this is my poo poo right here.


I like it, I'll admit, but with the source material available here it could've been much better.

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

Vagabundo posted:

gently caress your Hobbit, this is my poo poo right here.



I like how there's clearly some stylistic inspiration from the Bellflower poster:



Which, good poster, awful movie.

SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Febreeze posted:

The Hobbit will not even appear in his own film



Outside that, it's pretty sweet

Does Smaug suddenly have three heads? I can see a face in the left one, and the right one seems to be breathing fire :psyduck:

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!

John Dough posted:

Does Smaug suddenly have three heads? I can see a face in the left one, and the right one seems to be breathing fire :psyduck:

Those are his arm wings dude.

Neowyrm
Dec 23, 2011

It's not like I pack a lunch box full of missiles when I go to work!

K. Waste posted:

I like how there's clearly some stylistic inspiration from the Bellflower poster:



Which, good poster, awful movie.

"stylistic inspiration"

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

Everything in that Hobbit poster is just a tad left of center.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Slate Action posted:

I know a lot of people have turned sour on the Hobbit movies and Peter Jackson in general, but not me. I'm ready. Bring it on.

I suspect that a lot of the things I dislike in The Hobbit movies are a result of studio interference. A demand to make one very short, episodic book into three films, for example. Some exec wants more ties to the original trilogy so buff up those parts. The whole thing feels far more "cash-in" than The Lord of the Rings did at its worst and that's not something that Jackson would be directly responsible for. At least the design of the film is just as strong as it was in the Lord of the Rings movies.

I'd kind of like for someone, maybe Peter Jackson himself :v:, to make a 2-3 hour cut of the whole thing once it's done. I bet it'll work a lot better when it's not bloated beyond all reason.

Also, I kind of like the poster though it's just a standard action shot. I wouldn't call it terrific but I like it.

Random Stranger fucked around with this message at 23:02 on Jul 23, 2014

rawillkill
Aug 15, 2009

Emma Watson is what runs trivia teams.


https://twitter.com/IMAX/status/491976506537947138

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Thanks Drive!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Huh I didn't know IMAX movies were distributed on cassette tapes. Must be a lot of tapes.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
The artifacts around their silhouettes are for style! :downs:

Neowyrm
Dec 23, 2011

It's not like I pack a lunch box full of missiles when I go to work!

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!
I was worried we weren't going to get hippy colours for all the Expendables

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/68111

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I giggled like a little girl when I saw Harrison Ford in his dumpy Iron Man colors. Lordy those look bad.

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.
A film which dares to call your attention everywhere at the same time!

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Man that is not appealing in the least.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

What in the hell is wrong with John Cusack's jaw?:

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org

King Vidiot posted:

What in the hell is wrong with John Cusack's jaw?:


Theres no more than 5% actual Cusack in any of those posters. The rest is cgi.

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

CaptainHollywood posted:

I was worried we weren't going to get hippy colours for all the Expendables

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/68111

Snipes is basically surviving_edged_weapons.jpg.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me


Did they finally make a Lucky and Wild movie?

marshmallow creep fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Jul 24, 2014

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Goddamnit. I LOVED Lucky & Wild.

I miss arcades. :smith:

The Biggest Jerk
Nov 25, 2012
It is literally a game that encourages terrible driving, crashing into malls, trigger happy pair of cops and drive by shooting. It is the best.

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

That doesn't quite look like Paul Rudd..... but I like the look. I'm game. I hope that people don't find the Ant-Man helmet too familiar to the Star-Lord mask though.

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