Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug
youtube just played an ad that started with a crying baby

no video is worth 5s of that

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

sonatinas
Apr 15, 2003

Seattle Karate Vs. L.A. Karate
Only good part of youtube are the users who upload hard to find VHS rips of bad movies in full. You don't have to watch Body Rock 1/7 anymore. There is a horrible Gene Simmons, Vanity, and John Stamos movie on there that is incredibly offensive to LBGT.

ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer

sonatinas posted:

There is a horrible Gene Simmons, Vanity, and John Stamos movie on there that is incredibly offensive to LBGT.

name and shame

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2

Nintendo Kid posted:

"i love how i'm overpaying for this product so the company gets more money" - every apple user.
Microsoft Windows only costs them like $0.25 to press a disc and package it in a box and ship it, clearly everyone is overpaying for those copies of windows by a huge amount.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

just found yos industries and get 5 years of bizspark

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Cardboard Box A posted:

clearly everyone is overpaying for those copies of windows by a huge amount
from a quality perspective people really are

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

ultramiraculous posted:

name and shame

googling "Gene Simmons, Vanity, and John Stamos" got me this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Never_Too_Young_to_Die

Never Too Young To Die is a 1986 B movie, starring John Stamos as Lance Stargrove, a young man who, with the help of secret-agent Danja Deering (Vanity a.k.a. Denise Matthews) must avenge the death of his secret-agent father (George Lazenby) at the hands of the evil hermaphrodite Velvet Von Ragner (Gene Simmons).


john stamos's character may have also been a gymnast, so you've got a gymkata angle, too

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Cardboard Box A posted:

Microsoft Windows only costs them like $0.25 to press a disc and package it in a box and ship it, clearly everyone is overpaying for those copies of windows by a huge amount.

windows is free with a real computer.

raruler
Oct 5, 2003

“Here lies a toppled god —
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.”

flakeloaf posted:

i'm not sure if that argument is brilliant or ridiculous but it would be nice to know why my pocket gets all toasty sometimes

THE EFFECTS OF HYPERPYREXIA PRODUCED BY RADIANT HEAT IN EARLY SYPHILIS

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

prefect posted:

googling "Gene Simmons, Vanity, and John Stamos" got me this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Never_Too_Young_to_Die

Never Too Young To Die is a 1986 B movie, starring John Stamos as Lance Stargrove, a young man who, with the help of secret-agent Danja Deering (Vanity a.k.a. Denise Matthews) must avenge the death of his secret-agent father (George Lazenby) at the hands of the evil hermaphrodite Velvet Von Ragner (Gene Simmons).


john stamos's character may have also been a gymnast, so you've got a gymkata angle, too

this movie sounds amazing

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

Google Maps now showing ads directly in search results on both desktop & mobile

http://9to5google.com/2014/07/23/google-maps-now-showing-ads-directly-in-search-results-on-both-desktop-mobile/

u can feel the desperation

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

cremnob posted:

Google Maps now showing ads directly in search results on both desktop & mobile

http://9to5google.com/2014/07/23/google-maps-now-showing-ads-directly-in-search-results-on-both-desktop-mobile/

u can feel the desperation

yes i'm feeling your desperation to try to find any way in which google is trouble, yet not finding it.

i'm feeling the desperation you constantly have throughout this thread. lmao apple's dying

sonatinas
Apr 15, 2003

Seattle Karate Vs. L.A. Karate

ultramiraculous posted:

name and shame

http://youtu.be/9-RaAfQQHsM

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


flakeloaf posted:

i'm not sure if that argument is brilliant or ridiculous but it would be nice to know why my pocket gets all toasty sometimes

ridiculous

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

Nintendo Kid posted:

yes i'm feeling your desperation to try to find any way in which google is trouble, yet not finding it.

i'm feeling the desperation you constantly have throughout this thread. lmao apple's dying

you seem troubled

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Nintendo Kid posted:

yes i'm feeling your desperation to try to find any way in which google is trouble, yet not finding it.

i'm feeling the desperation you constantly have throughout this thread. lmao apple's dying

lol

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


Nintendo Kid posted:

yes i'm feeling your desperation to try to find any way in which google is trouble, yet not finding it.

i'm feeling the desperation you constantly have throughout this thread. lmao apple's dying

3.5/5

EightFlyingCars
Jun 30, 2008



Nintendo Kid posted:

windows is free with a real computer.

more like windows is built into the cost of the computer

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

facebook's success will come at the expense of google. zuck is in timb's crew too

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy
gently caress now instead cp'ing articles you're just pasting loving screenshots of them

lol crenmob

ufarn
May 30, 2009
cant wait for zuckerdumb to throw his money behind Chris Christie/Rand Paul in 2016

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

saucepanman posted:

gently caress now instead cp'ing articles you're just pasting loving screenshots of them

lol crenmob

wsj is behind a paywall unless you have a goog referrer, so this is probably helpful

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy
can't you see 5 free articles a day?

idk i just use news.google.com, suits my needs

The Leck
Feb 27, 2001

sonatinas posted:

Only good part of youtube are the users who upload hard to find VHS rips of bad movies in full. You don't have to watch Body Rock 1/7 anymore. There is a horrible Gene Simmons, Vanity, and John Stamos movie on there that is incredibly offensive to LBGT.
those people are serious heroes. watching supervan in 7 or 8 parts was way more effort than it should have been, even though the theme song gets stuck in my head regularly.

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

wsj is behind a paywall unless you have a goog referrer, so this is probably helpful

i dont think you understand how copy pasting works

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

saucepanman posted:

gently caress now instead cp'ing articles you're just pasting loving screenshots of them

lol crenmob

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

copy pasting is a pita cause of images and other crap in there

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

cremnob posted:

copy pasting is a pita cause of images and other crap in there

and photo captions, and extra text they append to your copy paste saying "read more about this at http://whatever.example.com/..."

Mr. Glass
May 1, 2009

prefect posted:

extra text they append to your copy paste saying "read more about this at http://whatever.example.com/..."

add

code:
127.0.0.1   tcr.tynt.com
to your hosts file

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

http://recode.net/2014/07/24/facebook-and-uber-discuss-integration-of-car-service-into-messenger/

larry's panicking right now and is gonna get head faked into acquiring uber (and tesla for good measure) :supaburn:

cremnob fucked around with this message at 20:05 on Jul 24, 2014

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
what bad about tesla


also
gently caress using Facebook app
on
phone . u NEED Adblock otherwise it's horrible


I guess most people don't care tho

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

there's nothing wrong with tesla its just really overvalued and would be giant poison pill for google to swallow and would destroy shareholder value and bring us one step closer to the final destruction of google

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

https://helpouts.google.com/

a new google service. gonna get shut down within 2 years

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

this is what innovation from google looks like

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

cremnob posted:

https://helpouts.google.com/

a new google service. gonna get shut down within 2 years

"why do you wake up with headaches?" for a buck a minute? who's going to use this thing?

pram
Jun 10, 2001
its called creative destruction crembob

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
isn't this done already?

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

u can feel the desperation from larry trying to monetize literally everything and they come up with dumb unoriginal businesses like this

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


how long before it is overrun with pyramid scheme pitchmen and other slick scammers?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

cremnob posted:

https://helpouts.google.com/

a new google service. gonna get shut down within 2 years

oh cool they rebranded the old google answers service

  • Locked thread