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JimmydaFish: Apr 23, 2008; This is some serious argy-bargy!

So many pro new cattes and kittens in the thread.

So many pro old cattes in the thread.

So many pro cattes.

e: Ack! new page, have a pic
the breakthrough

# ? Jul 23, 2014 22:14

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 18:45

Turtlicious: Sep 17, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

My girlfriend's cat is 10 and hates being handled or pet for longer then a few minutes, is there any weird tricks I can use to make him sit still and let me pet him?

# ? Jul 23, 2014 22:33

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Turtlicious posted:

My girlfriend's cat is 10 and hates being handled or pet for longer then a few minutes, is there any weird tricks I can use to make him sit still and let me pet him?

is cat do not attempt to fix

# ? Jul 23, 2014 22:34

Turtlicious: Sep 17, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

FrozenVent posted:

is cat do not attempt to fix

Too late he's already fixed.

# ? Jul 23, 2014 22:38

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Turtlicious posted:

Too late he's already fixed.

no user serviceable parts within

breaking the seals will void warranty; consult an authorized service technician

# ? Jul 23, 2014 22:38

dorkanoid: Dec 21, 2004

current status: too warm to move

# ? Jul 23, 2014 22:40

beatlegs: Mar 11, 2001

Turtlicious posted:

My girlfriend's cat is 10 and hates being handled or pet for longer then a few minutes, is there any weird tricks I can use to make him sit still and let me pet him?

cats aren't things you pet, they're superior beings that grant you the privelege to touch them

# ? Jul 23, 2014 22:55

Turtlicious: Sep 17, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

beatlegs posted:

cats aren't things you pet, they're superior beings that grant you the privelege to touch them

So... Binder clip then?

# ? Jul 23, 2014 22:57

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

dorkanoid posted:

u cattes is melt

# ? Jul 23, 2014 22:57

ChickenOfTomorrow: Nov 11, 2012; god damn it, you've got to be kind

Turtlicious posted:

My girlfriend's cat is 10 and hates being handled or pet for longer then a few minutes, is there any weird tricks I can use to make him sit still and let me pet him?

maybe not if that's his ~nature~ but you CAN make him associate you with good things. like every time you see him, give him a single pet and a treat. then after a bunch of repeats, in cat brain, you AND pets == treat

# ? Jul 23, 2014 23:04

Shifty Pony: Dec 28, 2004; Up ta somethin'

graph posted:

u cattes is melt

it happens.

# ? Jul 23, 2014 23:06

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Shifty Pony posted:

lol

# ? Jul 23, 2014 23:09

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

# ? Jul 23, 2014 23:55

devmd01: Mar 7, 2006; Elektronik
Supersonik

halp me not good at dslr

# ? Jul 24, 2014 00:23

SpannerX: Apr 26, 2010; I had a beer with Stephen Harper once and now I like him.; Fun Shoe

devmd01 posted:

halp me not good at dslr

shoot lots, post best.

(i suck too)

# ? Jul 24, 2014 00:25

Trast: Oct 20, 2010; Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

Shifty Pony posted:

he sets traps

but the trigger is busted

the plan is to ask around the neighborhood and get him scanned. if nothing we will turn him over to the local animal shelter which is no-kill and I will alert other foster/placement orgs in the area of how friendly and awesome he is. if that is what happens he won't be there long - the number of orange cats available is always in the low single digits here.

so either he's heading home after being lost or about to have a new home.

He certainly looks like he was someone's cat. A little on the thin side but the coat looks nice and is obviously friendly. Shifty I hope you find his owners and we get a nice happy moment to talk about.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 00:42

Rino: Apr 2, 2009

delilah enjoys the dog bed we got her

current mood: skeptical

# ? Jul 24, 2014 00:44

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

Turtlicious posted:

My girlfriend's cat is 10 and hates being handled or pet for longer then a few minutes, is there any weird tricks I can use to make him sit still and let me pet him?

Try just sitting near with your hand lightly on him and fall asleep.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 00:50

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

laaaaaaaaaaaawl

# ? Jul 24, 2014 01:00

Canadian Bakin: Nov 6, 2011; Retaliate first.

Posting cats.

One day I'll have an apartment/house with lino or hardwood or laminate. Anything but carpet.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 01:12

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

Those are some awesome-rear end cats.

MikeJF fucked around with this message at 01:19 on Jul 24, 2014

# ? Jul 24, 2014 01:16

mod sassinator: Dec 13, 2006; I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

MikeJF posted:

laaaaaaaaaaaawl

ash owns, lol

# ? Jul 24, 2014 01:21

scamtank: Feb 24, 2011; my desire to just be a FUCKING IDIOT all day long is rapidly overtaking my ability to FUNCTION

i suspect that means i'm MENTALLY ILL

when ash is moistened he just temporarily turns into a normal cat

# ? Jul 24, 2014 01:28

beatlegs: Mar 11, 2001

MikeJF posted:

hell yeah

# ? Jul 24, 2014 01:43

Star War Sex Parrot: Oct 2, 2003

devmd01 posted:

halp me not good at dslr

quoting a majestic cat on a majestic lawn

# ? Jul 24, 2014 01:44

Goober Peas: Jun 30, 2007; Check out my 'Vette, bro

holocaust bloopers posted:

Moo so pretty :love:

# ? Jul 24, 2014 01:47

GATOS Y VATOS: Aug 22, 2002

Posting on page 3600 of the cat thread.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:22

Star War Sex Parrot: Oct 2, 2003

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

Posting on page 3600 of the cat thread.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:27

Golden-i: Sep 18, 2006; One big, stumpy family

Current cat status:

Tonight, Refurb will be played by a stand-in actor

# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:31

Nerdlord Actual: Apr 14, 2007; Awaken to your true self with Wisconsin Potatoes; Grimey Drawer

Golden-i posted:

Current cat status:

Tonight, Refurb will be played by a stand-in actor

NICE!

# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:33

Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand just caught up on another 2000 posts

work doesn't let me browse casually anymore so I get behind

# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:51

JimmydaFish: Apr 23, 2008; This is some serious argy-bargy!

# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:52

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

Migishu posted:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand just caught up on another 2000 posts

work doesn't let me browse casually anymore so I get behind

use the awful app

# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:58

JAY ZERO SUM GAME: Oct 18, 2005; Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.

JimmydaFish posted:

# ? Jul 24, 2014 03:00

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

JimmydaFish posted:

This picture makes me simultaneously happy and sad, because it reminds me of my happy fat cat who sadly died almost two years ago.
Seriously, this cat looks almost exactly like he did, right down to the little cluster of white hairs.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 03:00