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Mezzanine: Aug 23, 2009

Say Nothing posted:

"Is it about my cube?"

# ? Jul 24, 2014 01:56

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# ? May 20, 2024 12:30

Boneitis: Jul 14, 2010

Say Nothing posted:

Ah yes, the little known Volkswagen "Roly Poly" in it's defensive positioning

# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:30

Dooky Dingo: Feb 17, 2011; Gym badge day is a VERY dangerous day!

Boneitis posted:

Ah yes, the little known Volkswagen "Roly Poly" in it's defensive positioning

Should be "Pill Bug", you cretin. :colbert:

# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:36

Hydrolith: Oct 30, 2009

Say Nothing posted:

This one's absolutely intentional, and actually heartbreakingly, horrifyingly terrible. They're talking about female genital mutilation.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:38

Len: Jan 21, 2008; Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!

Hydrolith posted:

This one's absolutely intentional, and actually heartbreakingly, horrifyingly terrible. They're talking about female genital mutilation.

I want to know why that's a screenshot of a computer screen. What the hell computer could the person have possibly been at where there wasn't an easier way to get a screenshot and post it without going through a cellphone?

# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:40

Lady Disdain: Jan 14, 2013; are you yet living?

Say Nothing posted:

This stuff is loving amazing ! Mosquitoes will not come within a kilometre of you.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:43

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Istari posted:

This stuff is loving amazing ! Mosquitoes will not come within a kilometre of you.

Neither will anyone else, if you wack off in public.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:44

DoctorWhat: Nov 18, 2011; A little privacy, please?

Len posted:

I want to know why that's a screenshot of a computer screen. What the hell computer could the person have possibly been at where there wasn't an easier way to get a screenshot and post it without going through a cellphone?

Lots of folks just aren't computer-literate in the way we goons are.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:46

Hamsterlady: Jul 8, 2010; Corpse Party, bitches.

Len posted:

I want to know why that's a screenshot of a computer screen. What the hell computer could the person have possibly been at where there wasn't an easier way to get a screenshot and post it without going through a cellphone?

I've seen someone turn caps lock on and off instead of holding the shift key to get capital letters. Print screen is a very advanced function, relative to things like that.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:51

karl fungus: May 6, 2011; Baeume sind auch Freunde

If ads are visible in the first place, the person probably doesn't know how to take a screenshot.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:52

Adeline Weishaupt: Oct 16, 2013; by Lowtax

1stGear posted:

A Canadian bestseller. Color me surprised.

Looks like somebody hasn't heard of Anne of Green Gables. :colbert:

# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:58

Len: Jan 21, 2008; Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!

DarkHamsterlord posted:

I've seen someone turn caps lock on and off instead of holding the shift key to get capital letters. Print screen is a very advanced function, relative to things like that.

I think the last three Windows OS have has the snipping tool included. It's a really simple right there feature

# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:59

Chard: Aug 24, 2010

Could be they were on a public computer that had lots of functions locked down

# ? Jul 24, 2014 03:06

marshmallow creep: Dec 10, 2008; I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Len posted:

I think the last three Windows OS have has the snipping tool included. It's a really simple right there feature

Most of my adult students don't even know how to use an address bar. I'm amazed whoever took that picture actually knew how to get that picture onto their computer after they took it, let alone post it to the internet. Or how to post to facebook from their phone if that's how they did it.

marshmallow creep has a new favorite as of 03:33 on Jul 24, 2014

# ? Jul 24, 2014 03:30

Elysiume: Aug 13, 2009; Alone, she fights.

Chard posted:

Could be they were on a public computer that had lots of functions locked down

You can crop in MSPaint and if you upload to imgur it will let you crop the image. A picture of a screen is only acceptable if you're 70+.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 03:35

mrkillboy: May 13, 2003; "Something witty."

Before they were stars!

# ? Jul 24, 2014 03:38

cobalt impurity: Apr 23, 2010; I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

All you gotta do is press the camera icon on Twitter. I think you guys are just too old and outdated to use the internet. :shrug:

# ? Jul 24, 2014 03:39

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

cobalt impurity posted:

All you gotta do is press the camera icon on Twitter. I think you guys are just too old and outdated to use the internet.

Laugh now, but in ten years it'll be you the kids are making fun of. :corsair:

# ? Jul 24, 2014 03:46

Deteriorata: Feb 6, 2005

cmd-shift-3 for a full screen shot or cmd-shift-4 for a windowed shot has been standard for 30 years.

Sorry life is so tough for you Windows losers. :smug:

# ? Jul 24, 2014 03:48

Maytag: Nov 4, 2006; it's enough that it all be filled with that majestic sadness that is the pleasure of tragedy.

Print Screen or Alt Print Screen. Windows Wins Again.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 03:51

AlmightyBob: Sep 8, 2003

Yeah, it's been one key on Windows for decades.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 05:15

ImpAtom: May 24, 2007

Deteriorata posted:

cmd-shift-3 for a full screen shot or cmd-shift-4 for a windowed shot has been standard for 30 years.

Sorry life is so tough for you Windows losers.

That would make more sense if a screenshot on Windows wasn't one key for as long as I can remember.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 05:17

im pooping!: Nov 17, 2006

Found this on GIS and thought it was relevant

# ? Jul 24, 2014 05:20

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Silentman0 posted:

Is it as good as "Bear"?

She never actually fucks the bear, it's a metaphor for her dissociation with modern society. Also the bear messes up her back before she can try.

The video store near my GF's house has This French gem about a bear monster that graphically fucks women to death. That's pretty much all it's about.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 05:45

graybook: Oct 10, 2011; pinya~

Silentman0 posted:

Is it as good as "Bear"?

She never actually fucks the bear, it's a metaphor for her dissociation with modern society. Also the bear messes up her back before she can try.

Evidently here's some of the content, for anyone curious as to a sample:

Linking because of some of what's written.
:nws:

http://i.imgur.com/V1ZG5G5.jpg :nws:

# ? Jul 24, 2014 06:00

N. Senada: May 17, 2011; My kidneys are busted

That's a good metaphor about feeling distant from society, fondling bear balls and all that.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 06:06

Anora: Feb 16, 2014; I fuckin suck!🪠

Say Nothing posted:

Volkswagon has morph-ball technology I see. Now to wait for Space-jump.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 06:06

EdibleBodyParts: Dec 27, 2005; Body Parts...that are edible

Choco1980 posted:

The video store near my GF's house has This French gem about a bear monster that graphically fucks women to death. That's pretty much all it's about.

From the IMDb you linked:

IMDB The Beast : Parents Guide posted:

Sex & Nudity
10/10 -The begining of the movie includes two horses having sex,the scene is quite explicit -A woman dreams about another woman being chased by a giant beast and pleasures herself most of the dreaming time -A woman has sex with a man,then he walks up and go and the woman rubs her genital to her bedstead and ejaculates,contains frontal male and female nudity -A beast chases a woman in the woods and we see it's genital most of the time -At one point,woman climbs a tree so the beast won't be able to catch her,then the beast pulls off her skirt and underwear,contains rear nudity,then it pulls out her wig and rub it in it's genitals and ejaculates -A woman has sex with a beast from the back and the beast ejaculates on her hip,although most of the time we see the womans face(smiling in pleasure and biting her lips),this scene is highly explicit -A woman pleasures herself during a dream,genitalia is visible -A woman rubs her chest in a beasts genitals and the beast ejaculates a lot,pretty explicit -A woman gives a beast footjob,the scene is short but explicit -A woman bites and licks the beasts genital and the beast ejaculates,quite explicit and probably the most disturbing scene in the entire movie despite the fact that the scene is very short(6 or 7 seconds) -A woman runs around naked in a mansion,contains frontal female nudity -During the end of the movie a woman runs around naked through the woods and walks naked on a road,both frontal and rear female nudity -There was an assumption that a womans child is from a beast and it is confirmed in the end of the movie -Quite possibly the most sexually explicit movie in the film history,it is even more explicit and detailed than most of the adult videos on the internet and the movie itself is not only sexual but it is highly disturbing.Mostly because of the idea of a woman having a sexual intercourse with a giant beast who has less screen time than it's own genital organ which ejaculates a lot,even when the beast is running.

Sounds...fun.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 06:06

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Say Nothing posted:

This is what a car looks like inside it's egg, just before it's about to hatch. Poor thing must've been born in Neutral and just never beeped through the eggshell :sigh:

# ? Jul 24, 2014 06:12

karl fungus: May 6, 2011; Baeume sind auch Freunde

Failure to drive

# ? Jul 24, 2014 06:14

Zesty: Jan 17, 2012; The Great Twist

# ? Jul 24, 2014 07:02

tigerdriver82: Jun 15, 2009; Yo, you best
~Protect Your Neck~
Ah yeah, again and again!

The business hours of the novelty gift shop near my work.

They weren't open today.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 07:12

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

graybook posted:

Evidently here's some of the content, for anyone curious as to a sample:

Linking because of some of what's written.
http://i.imgur.com/V1ZG5G5.jpg

The Bard is reborn.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 07:16

isnt that right: Dec 8, 2009

i once went to a bar that had a sign that said "free beer tomorrow"

hahahah, can you imagine that??

i didn't get a picture though

# ? Jul 24, 2014 07:21

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

signsthatdidnthappen.txt

# ? Jul 24, 2014 08:48

Full Battle Rattle: Aug 29, 2009; As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.

isnt that right posted:

i once went to a bar that had a sign that said "free beer tomorrow"

hahahah, can you imagine that??

i didn't get a picture though

As long as they keep the sign up they never have to pay out. Or they have to pay out every day, I'm not sure.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 09:56

Lady Disdain: Jan 14, 2013; are you yet living?

I was in Spain in February (during the off season), and saw a restaurant with a sign that said "Wanted: customers. No experience required".

# ? Jul 24, 2014 10:01

birdlaw: Dec 25, 2006

Full Battle Rattle posted:

As long as they keep the sign up they never have to pay out. Or they have to pay out every day, I'm not sure.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 10:08

CATTASTIC: Mar 31, 2010; ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

birdlaw posted:

Yes

# ? Jul 24, 2014 10:09

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Len: Jan 21, 2008; Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!

tigerdriver82 posted:

The business hours of the novelty gift shop near my work.

They weren't open today.

There's this racist tea party guy that runs an arcade near me and his hours are literally "if I'm here I'm open." He must be doing something right though because he's been open for a decade or so.

He's just a creepy racist who used to advertise tea party meetings.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 11:22

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