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It's not racist if you hate everyone, even if you need to contrive ethnic basis for it. It's just life.
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Reign Of Pain posted:Is lowtax a sovereign citizen? No but his couch is a sovereign nation. We all hold dual citizenship. Banning = deportation.
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Next mod needs to work in shifts to keep Cole perma 6 houred.
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gleep gloop posted:Next mod needs to work in shifts to keep Cole perma 6 houred. Yea if we can't ban him, this will have to do. Surely we can grease the wheels by tossing Ozma a ham or something.
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Jul 24, 2014 06:23
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Or give her the greased wheel instead.
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Greased wheel was Ozmas nickname for her diaphragm. Don't think that one all the way through or we'll be sharing psych meds under a bridge by the river.
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Obama Africanus posted:Greased wheel was Ozmas nickname for her diaphragm. It's going to take a couple mg of phenazepam to wipe away that image.
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Obama Africanus posted:Greased wheel was Ozmas nickname for her diaphragm. Wait. This wasn't the post that got you probated?
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Jul 24, 2014 13:05
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found an accessory for shim to use when he becomes mod
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:found an accessory for shim to use when he becomes mod
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Let's make Anansi a mod. His goddamn idiocy is so vast that it crosses over back into brilliance.
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gleep gloop posted:Next mod needs to work in shifts to keep Cole perma 6 houred. Sounds like a job for an IK
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:found an accessory for shim to use when he becomes mod The gently caress would you even do with that?
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use it as a chock block
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use it to break car windows
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gleep gloop posted:The gently caress would you even do with that? COMMAND
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gleep gloop posted:The gently caress would you even do with that? 
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Jul 24, 2014 23:55
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Sorry I only buy Prime-eligible items.
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Elect me mod and I'll be cool and not lame like other mods.
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holocaust bloopers posted:Sorry I only buy Prime-eligible items.  edit: looks like someone bought the other one.
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Mad Dragon posted:It's still not Prime, but the price has gone down a lot. Shim. It has to be Shim.
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beanieson posted:Elect me mod and I'll be cool and not lame like other mods. You'll just post pics of your house
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Mad Dragon posted:It's still not Prime, but the price has gone down a lot. I like idea that candles would somehow set the mood with 55 gallons of gently caress fluid
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That was one of those purchases I made mixing amphetamines and ambien. I'm pretty sure the logic began something like "I'll blow that goddamn drone they send to deliver the lube barrel outta the loving sky. No way I'm shaking hands with the devil before I see that poo poo." And ended with me asleep in an Isuzu Trooper wearing nothing but skidded up briefs, some doc martins and the compound bow my family let me keep after they took my guns. Of course there's a black man wearing very tight fed ex shorts waiting for my signature for the literal barrel of lube that Amazon had the sinewy sambo saunter safely, soundly, to my door. Gonna see if you can burn it with LoX and make a dildo shaped liquid rocket.
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Sincerely, I'm going to be pretty sad the day you die, Shim. Not even joking. I want you to live forever.
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I won't be subordinate to a Jew.
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gleep gloop posted:I won't be subordinate to a Jew. lol if you don't think the five jew bankers run your life
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PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:lol if you don't think the five jew bankers run your life no bank account no credit cards 
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Jul 25, 2014 02:59
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nigga my credit score 480
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poo poo I got a negative credit score
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Dr dr drop it low. Lower than my credit sco
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shim when you become the next gip mod you gotta change your avatar to Ignatius J. Reilly from A Confederacy of Dunces. ....you're already halfway there mentally. The rest of the daily gip posters here kinda float from book characters to book character, depending on how drunk they are or if they're on/off their meds. Whip is already Angelo Mancuso, the book character who hangs out in bathrooms to arrest perverts. holly bloopers, eva braun blowjobs & kungfufuckfist are the trio of lesbians who go around beating up everyone. grover is the overwhelmed college professor broken by Ignatius J. Reilly(gip). booblords is the funny gay dude. meowlins is the frustrated hot-dog vendor owner. godholio is the clueless good-natured stripper, etc. gleep is the dude looking for commies everywhere. However, Cole & renraku aren't cool enough/will never be cool enough to be burma jones.
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Jul 25, 2014 04:33
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diesel dykes or lipstick lesbians?
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tuluk posted:shim when you become the next gip mod you gotta change your avatar to Ignatius J. Reilly from A Confederacy of Dunces. We have a legitimately funny gay dude: N4i.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:diesel dykes or lipstick lesbians? diesel dykes. they live to gently caress up people in the book. holocaust bloopers posted:We have a legitimately funny gay dude: N4i. i try not to profile. most of N4I posts that I've read have been him trolling people. booblords is legitly funny to me, and the whole usmc=gay thing was too good not use. quantumfoam fucked around with this message at 04:44 on Jul 25, 2014 |
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tuluk posted:holly bloopers, eva braun blowjobs & kungfufuckfist are the trio of lesbians who go around beating up everyone. Change your names to one of these  Probably want to call dibs on Georgia O'Queefe ASAP
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and here's the cover art for confederacy of dunces. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Confederacy_of_Dunces  
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