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davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

Zzulu posted:

American toilets are so weeeeeird

why would you want the water to be so high in the bowl

To be fair most toilets installed in the past 15 years are low-flow toilets that use less than half the water per flush as the one in that video.

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Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008

Zzulu posted:

American toilets are so weeeeeird

why would you want the water to be so high in the bowl

I like the tip of my dick to be submerged while I'm sitting. Feels good man.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Modern Day Hercules posted:

I like the tip of my dick to be submerged while I'm sitting. Feels good man.

You're making GBS threads in the bathtub, tiny.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Zzulu posted:

American toilets are so weeeeeird

why would you want the water to be so high in the bowl

So that your poop gently wades into the water, instead of taking a long plunge into it and causing splashback all over your rear end and balls. Or worse, squirting water right up your rear end in a top hat and making it close up in terror and then you can't poop anymore so it just sits inside of you with the water. And then when you're doing stuff later, your butthole finally relaxes and poop-water starts leaking out.

Non-Americans are really disgusting with their leaky buttholes.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

Trig Discipline posted:

You're making GBS threads in the bathtub, tiny.

Modern Day Hercules posted:

I like the tip of my dick to be submerged while I'm sitting. Feels good man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrkgBVNuFcQ

Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008

Trig Discipline posted:

You're making GBS threads in the bathtub, tiny.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
I want to believe Lawrence Welk was trolling us in the early 70s with this drug song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye3ecDYxOkg

Fooley
Apr 25, 2006

Blue moon of Kentucky keep on shinin'...

Jamesman posted:

So that your poop gently wades into the water, instead of taking a long plunge into it and causing splashback all over your rear end and balls. Or worse, squirting water right up your rear end in a top hat and making it close up in terror and then you can't poop anymore so it just sits inside of you with the water. And then when you're doing stuff later, your butthole finally relaxes and poop-water starts leaking out.

Non-Americans are really disgusting with their leaky buttholes.

The only useful piece of advice I've ever seen posted on these forums is to put some toilet paper in the bowl to cushion your turds and prevent splashback. So, try that I guess.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Fooley posted:

The only useful piece of advice I've ever seen posted on these forums is to put some toilet paper in the bowl to cushion your turds and prevent splashback. So, try that I guess.

Jesus just man up and catch it with your hand what is wrong with you people.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Zzulu posted:

American toilets are so weeeeeird

why would you want the water to be so high in the bowl

Not everyone still uses outhouses like they do in europe, friend.

Steve Holt!
Aug 28, 2006

STEVE HOLT!

College Slice
gently caress American toilets, I'll take a bit of splashback on my arse over getting piss splash all over my legs every time I do a piss.

Here is a funny Joe Date.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enrxMF5BqnQ

reavor
Jul 24, 2013
"Dear Hahn, I am often jostled in busy bars, spilling my beer everywhere. Can you help?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-P6MMVjfapA

ShiroTheSniper
Mar 19, 2009

I see dead arrows.
Lipstick Apathy
Dunno where to post that except here...

"Youtube Previewer" extension for Chrome doesn't seem to exist anymore, the one that show you thumbnail of the video while hovering the link. Anyone with an alternative? I miss that :(

Let me pay for that question with this video...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFKUKX9ToNI

This video really need a "booooooooiinnnng" sound.

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo

ShiroTheSniper posted:

"Youtube Previewer" extension for Chrome doesn't seem to exist anymore, the one that show you thumbnail of the video while hovering the link. Anyone with an alternative? I miss that :(

I use YouTube Title Adder which shows three thumbnails and the ratings bar.

oh no computer
May 27, 2003

That crazy English guy that loves making pulsejets? He's made another one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9PMD8fcvAk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ydv9Ef-99I

oh no computer fucked around with this message at 21:22 on Jul 25, 2014

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Wowbagger2004 posted:

I use YouTube Title Adder which shows three thumbnails and the ratings bar.

I was going to suggest this but it's not on the chrome store and the website is no longer available. Mine still works perfectly though.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
This is awesome. So what if she only has one real leg? She's still gonna dance!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVa4ekuEeOw

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZDF4yPbp8U

Newest batch of people busting their poo poo.

HerpinAndDerpin
Sep 11, 2011
A trailer for the most explosive children's programming starring Vivica A Fox known to man...

"Cool Cat Saves The Kids"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15MqcNwkpq4

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
Dan Ryckert recently left Game Informer to join Giant Bomb. As a send-off, they said he could pick any game he wanted to play on the final Replay episode at GI. He picked Mario Party 2 so that everyone had to suffer with him.

The guy who's playing Mario is far, far too trusting!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxcG08AMZpA&hd=1

magnificent7
Sep 22, 2005

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Captain Invictus posted:

Dan Ryckert recently left Game Informer to join Giant Bomb. As a send-off, they said he could pick any game he wanted to play on the final Replay episode at GI. He picked Mario Party 2 so that everyone had to suffer with him.

The guy who's playing Mario is far, far too trusting!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxcG08AMZpA&hd=1
That's an hour I'm going to go ahead and keep to myself, thanks just the same.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
your loss Luigi

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe
A clever way to crush cans.

http://youtu.be/KH4NrUxcsYs

Whoforthenwhat
Sep 20, 2009
How to change brake pads on a car
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A129SM9S54A

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

At least post the best one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-sGUnj1P3c

Schlub Husband
Jan 13, 2008

*hic*
Lipstick Apathy

Jamesman posted:

A clever way to crush cans.

http://youtu.be/KH4NrUxcsYs

loving pro click I'm dying

Dusty Baker 2
Jul 8, 2011

Keyboard Inghimasi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrgs_qdy1uw

Anderson Cooper loses his poo poo because of the word "pussywillow".

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
sick beets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgr9lO3Amu8

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

PovRayMan posted:

Thread needs BLAST BEAT DEATH METAL :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock:

Last Days of Humanity - A Divine Proclamation of Finishing the Present Existence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBP8imm03Mo

Drum Solo Blast Beat - Derek Roddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg2EyWA0Jxc

Learn how to blast beat from Tigger the Tiger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLY05XQaJTE

AGREED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CpEMpWd3tg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SImHi16cwqc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBCvJMUEr9g

tuyop
Sep 15, 2006

Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted

Fun Shoe

Jamesman posted:

A clever way to crush cans.

http://youtu.be/KH4NrUxcsYs

This is so awesome but I need context. Like masaokis, who is this person?

I mean, for instance, ARM Tutorial. This is just so creepy: http://youtu.be/zLNaaFw51O0

tuyop fucked around with this message at 04:34 on Jul 28, 2014

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


I did not expect to be saying this about the new Mad Max movie but, gently caress yeah!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akX3Is3qBpw

I'm officially pumped.

treat
Jul 24, 2008

by the sex ghost
2 Mad 2 furious.
:shrek:

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

tuyop posted:

This is so awesome but I need context. Like masaokis, who is this person?

I mean, for instance, ARM Tutorial. This is just so creepy: http://youtu.be/zLNaaFw51O0

It's pretty self-explanatory. He's teaching you for to crush cans and ARM.

And how to put on clown makeup.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


treat posted:

2 Mad 2 furious.
:shrek:

Couldn't you say that about The Road Warrior as well? I dunno I think it looks awesome.

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

I made a Kickstarter video with some chums. Four slightly awkward scientists trying to get Skynet funded. I desperately hope no one is actually silly enough to drop cash on this.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/thebetamales/skynet-a-better-world-wide-web

Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIC_D6y1pRk

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...

NESguerilla posted:

I did not expect to be saying this about the new Mad Max movie but, gently caress yeah!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akX3Is3qBpw

I'm officially pumped.

It's like Borderlands saw Mad Max and made Borderlands which was then seen by Mad Max who made Mad Max based on Borderlands.

Not meta at all nosiree.

Very Strange Things
May 21, 2008

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZDF4yPbp8U

Newest batch of people busting their poo poo.

Here is a video about the Borneo Ninja Slug.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQNBCI4hhbU
It's OK I guess but I'm really posting because I have a question.

At around 1:09 in that fail compilation there is a vertical video that is framed inside a fuzzy, zoomed-in, cropped version of the same video. I've seen it in a few compilations lately. Is it some sort of phone that does that automatically or is it just some weird effect people are using for no apparent good reason?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZDF4yPbp8U&t=69s

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Very Strange Things posted:


At around 1:09 in that fail compilation there is a vertical video that is framed inside a fuzzy, zoomed-in, cropped version of the same video. I've seen it in a few compilations lately. Is it some sort of phone that does that automatically or is it just some weird effect people are using for no apparent good reason?


I'm guessing it's an effect they use when they're putting it all together, to try to distract people from the fact that it was a vertical video, which is poo poo.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

Very Strange Things posted:

At around 1:09 in that fail compilation there is a vertical video that is framed inside a fuzzy, zoomed-in, cropped version of the same video. I've seen it in a few compilations lately. Is it some sort of phone that does that automatically or is it just some weird effect people are using for no apparent good reason?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZDF4yPbp8U&t=69s

As a video editor I can safely say this effect is used because everyone else uses it, even on network television. It's too much trouble coming up with content to fill the void left by vertical videos that can't be cropped to 16:9, so the laziest thing to do is just copy to the background, stretch or zoom, then drop a gaussian blur on it. Usually it's fine but what really throws me off is when news show will have their normal fill-the-screen backgrounds with an insert for 16:9 video, then they show a 16:9 with that blur around a vertical video in it because the clip already had it and they're too lazy to crop it back down.

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SnakePlissken
Dec 31, 2009

by zen death robot

acejackson42 posted:

It's like Borderlands saw Mad Max and made Borderlands which was then seen by Mad Max who made Mad Max based on Borderlands.

Not meta at all nosiree.

Looks like it has the potential to be a great movie to watch with the volume all the way down while listening to some really good music real loud.

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