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KERNOD WEL
Oct 10, 2012

They'll take my Blade Runner prop from my cold, dead hands!

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Karasu Tengu
Feb 16, 2011

Humble Tengu Newspaper Reporter
Even worse, it's a sprite from one of those Violent Video Games, inspired by a gun in a liberal movie!

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...

"I don't care about your politics/actually, I really care about your politics and they had better not include taxation"

Someone should tell granny that being opposed to raising taxation is a pretty dividing political opinion she should drop so everyone can unite :keke:.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Elliotw2 posted:

Even worse, it's a sprite from one of those Violent Video Games, inspired by a gun in a liberal movie!

Fallout: New Vegas, specifically.

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

KERNOD WEL posted:

They'll take my Blade Runner prop from my cold, dead hands!

Hey, it's that gun. You know, That Gun.

efb but I have a link

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
How to sell a jeep on Craigslist :nws:
http://austin.en.craigslist.org/cto/4576851808.html
:nws:

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

canyoneer posted:

How to sell anything on the Internet

Once on eBay I saw a Halo 2 sale that had, as its display picture, a nude woman holding the game over her breasts.

Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

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It's kind of dumb of me to notice but the first thing that comes to mind is I think they used a picture of the gun from Blade Runner instead of a real gun.

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.

Glagha posted:

It's kind of dumb of me to notice but the first thing that comes to mind is I think they used a picture of the gun from Blade Runner instead of a real gun.

Scroll up, friend.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀



The person who posted this isn't single.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Picnic Princess posted:



The person who posted this isn't single.

Misread that as Night Person and started thinking of Dwarf Fortress :iit:

Moatman
Mar 21, 2014

Because the goof is all mine.

Really? Nobody noticed "partiotism"?


I don't know Al Dente, so I'm not sure if he's joking or not

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

Kavak posted:

Fallout: New Vegas, specifically.

razorrozar posted:

Hey, it's that gun. You know, That Gun.

efb but I have a link

Blade Runner ripped off Obsidian.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Moatman posted:

Really? Nobody noticed "partiotism"?


I don't know Al Dente, so I'm not sure if he's joking or not

Why would a B777 be in France? What could it possibly mean? :tinfoil:

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
Here's a question: Why are right wingers so ready to support Putin? Like their parents must be spinning in their graves that they love the Russkies so much.

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug

Mister Adequate posted:

Misread that as Night Person and started thinking of Dwarf Fortress :iit:

I also read it as night person. I thought they meant some kind of Twilight "watching you sleep" fantasy.

The Comna
May 22, 2012

schtzn
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t-t-t-t
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There's so many layers of stupidity here.

Peanut President posted:

Here's a question: Why are right wingers so ready to support Putin? Like their parents must be spinning in their graves that they love the Russkies so much.

It's because they see him as a strong leader, who's against the things they are against (mainly homosexuals in this case).

Ninjasaurus
Feb 11, 2014

This is indeed a disturbing universe.

The Comna posted:


There's so many layers of stupidity here.


It's because they see him as a strong leader, who's against the things they are against (mainly homosexuals in this case).

Everyone has an opinion on the Israeli/Palestinian conflict, and every one of those opinions is stupid.

Also, right-wingers love Putin now because

A) He's against Obama

and

B) He's against gays

It's not more complicated than that.

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
No, pretty sure it's mostly the pro-Israeli side.

Van Kraken
Feb 13, 2012

DeusExMachinima posted:

Blade Runner ripped off Obsidian.

The Blade Runner gun has two triggers, the picture is literally taken right from Fallout.

e: durrrrrrrrr

Van Kraken has a new favorite as of 08:12 on Jul 25, 2014

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Van Kraken posted:

The Blade Runner gun has two triggers, the picture is literally taken right from Fallout.

Woosh.

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...

Peanut President posted:

Here's a question: Why are right wingers so ready to support Putin? Like their parents must be spinning in their graves that they love the Russkies so much.

America will probably never again elect a True Conservative and even if the GOP takes control of both houses of Congress, they still need a Dear Leader to :fap: to. Meanwhile, Putin is basically the ideal far right but not libertarian president (just swap out Orthodox Christianity for Evangelical Protestant, and Russian for English and boom all done) and will always be president so they never have to worry about needing to keep up to date with Russian politics to know if it's time to worry that their favorite will lose power.

But put more succinctly,

Ninjasaurus posted:

Also, right-wingers love Putin now because
A) He's against Obama

and

B) He's against gays

E: And if you're wondering about European right wingers, Russia is basically the socially conservative alternative to the decadent liberal EU.

Apogee15
Jun 16, 2013

Ninjasaurus posted:

Everyone has an opinion on the Israeli/Palestinian conflict, and every one of those opinions is stupid.


This is the truth. Especially for that person earlier who posted their 5 paragraph facebook reply to some other idiot on facebook talking about it.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth


"Why don't black people want to join the Republican Party???"

Orgophlax
Aug 26, 2002


trapped mouse posted:



"Why don't black people want to join the Republican Party???"

Well... If you want to get technical it was the Democrats that didn't want slavery abolished (the parties looked completely different back then).

EDIT: I think this counts:
Stephen A. Smith goes on First Take to tell women how not to get beat:
http://deadspin.com/first-take-discusses-a-womans-responsibility-to-avoid-b-1610831462

The tries to clarify, saying he was only trying to tell women how not to get beat:
http://deadspin.com/stephen-a-smith-responds-to-criticism-updating-1610990770

Orgophlax has a new favorite as of 19:37 on Jul 25, 2014

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

trapped mouse posted:



"Why don't black people want to join the Republican Party???"

I didn't realize everybody who lived through the civil rights movement was dead now.

GAINING WEIGHT...
Mar 26, 2007

See? Science proves the JewsMuslims are inferior and must be purged! I'm not a racist, honest!

trapped mouse posted:



"Why don't black people want to join the Republican Party???"

Yeah, those darn blacks still griping about slavery!Defeat Hilary 2016

Hedera Helix
Sep 2, 2011

The laws of the fiesta mean nothing!
If that group is named AMERICAN-STRONG!, does this mean that we have a video of sweet accordion playing to look forward to?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.


:downs:

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Someone I went to college with has posted this exact status three times in the past week, in both English and Spanish (she live sin Peru), and I'm pretty sure I had seen it from her at least twice before.

quote:

"You know, sometimes all you need is twenty seconds of insane courage. Just literally twenty seconds of just embarrassing bravery. And I promise you, something great will come of it."~We bought a Zoo
Who the gently caress saw and actually found We Bought a Zoo memorable?

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!
Some great geopolitical insights from someone's mom:



"What is the cause of these conflicts?" "HUMANS :downs:"

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

Not allowed to have nice things

ol qwerty bastard posted:

Some great geopolitical insights from someone's mom:



"What is the cause of these conflicts?" "HUMANS :downs:"

Kill all humans

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Slickdrac posted:

Kill all humans

BEEP BOOP

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Slickdrac posted:

Kill all humans

this but unironically

We're going to murder ourselves eventually anyway.

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy

Henchman of Santa posted:

Who the gently caress saw and actually found We Bought a Zoo memorable?

Me and my mom. My mom because she eats sappy things like that up and me because the moustache-twirlingly evil zoo inspector was goddamn hilarious in all the wrong ways.

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...

ol qwerty bastard posted:

Some great geopolitical insights from someone's mom:



"What is the cause of these conflicts?" "HUMANS :downs:"

Why stop there man, don't you know humans are just like atoms and stuff? Isn't all war just atoms moving around other atoms? :catdrugs: genocide doesn't exist, war is a myth.

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

ol qwerty bastard posted:

Some great geopolitical insights from someone's mom:



"What is the cause of these conflicts?" "HUMANS :downs:"

I wanted to know what happened. What was it? Then a sage showed me the light:

"Something happened."

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!

Henchman of Santa posted:

Who the gently caress saw and actually found We Bought a Zoo memorable?

They didn't even really have to see it, that line is repeated in the trailer. They may have taken their inspiration from a two-minute clip of a movie they never saw.

All on Black
Dec 14, 2007

She's not "that Mexican", Mom, she's MY Mexican. And she's...Colombian or something.
What kind of pretentious rear end spells them "Israël" and "Palestina?"

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GAINING WEIGHT...
Mar 26, 2007

See? Science proves the JewsMuslims are inferior and must be purged! I'm not a racist, honest!

All on Black posted:

What kind of pretentious rear end spells them "Israël" and "Palestina?"

The worst kind

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