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# ? Jul 25, 2014 04:13 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 02:43 |
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lololol
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 04:20 |
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wth is hmv
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 04:23 |
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do the thing where you walk out of your your boss's office shouting "you can't fire me, i quit!", but don't actually talk to your boss first, just come in and stare uncomfortably at them for a minute so they won't know wtf
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 04:52 |
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idk how u quit in this country same law that prevents employers firing person on the spot prevents people from walking out with no notice ithink
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 04:57 |
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Shaggar posted:wth is hmv British chain music store. The intern or whoever had control of that twitter account for days before they got control over it again lol
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 05:02 |
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in a plastic cup
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 05:03 |
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Shaggar posted:wth is hmv 'his masters voice'
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 05:58 |
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i wonder if dennys is ever going to fire their tumblr staff
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 06:25 |
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echinopsis posted:idk how u quit in this country will the Bobbies come and drag you back in to the building and MAKE you work?
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 06:29 |
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Phoenixan posted:i wonder if dennys is ever going to fire their tumblr staff
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 06:31 |
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echinopsis posted:idk how u quit in this country nah you just don't show up, get another job
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 06:33 |
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Ruby got Railed posted:will the Bobbies come and drag you back in to the building and MAKE you work? breach of nz employment law contract and sue for damages? that what an employee can do
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 06:46 |
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then you could get a hotshot lawyer to argue that you were actually a constant distraction and slowed your team down and they are making money with you gone, so there can't be damages
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 10:57 |
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welel yeah maybe i guess so depends who you work for etc
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 10:58 |
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if this was weird twitter i would be breakdancing out of the court room right now
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 10:59 |
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Squinty Applebottom posted:if this was weird twitter i would be breakdancing out of the court room right now B E N G H A Z I
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 11:07 |
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put all your collective works and knowledge into a 2048bit pgp encrypted file and leave it on a USB drive on your desk, with 5000 other USB drives. when asked where it is, tell them, then demand payment for the password the password will be "butts lol"
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 11:51 |
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lol
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 11:55 |
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turn assigned parking spot into a car-sized public park complete with turf and a slumbering hobo
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 21:11 |
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if you're american I guess you could just show up with an automatic rifle and start shooting people but idk that's not how business works here in euroland.
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 21:34 |
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computer toucher posted:if you're american I guess you could just show up with an automatic rifle and start shooting people but idk that's not how business works here in euroland. excuse me, it's a SEMI automatic rifle so it's ok i need it to protect my home/my family from obama
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 21:38 |
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Guns r cool
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 21:42 |
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set yourself on fire at the next all hands meeting obvs
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 21:45 |
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keep showing up to work normally but whenever your boss tries to talk to you yell "you're not the boss of me" and storm out of the office
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 21:59 |
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Cat Face Joe posted:set yourself on fire at the next all hands meeting obvs set everyone's hands on fire at the all hands
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 22:22 |
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lsd in the water cooler
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 22:23 |
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start a mass walk out
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 22:23 |
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The Management posted:keep showing up to work normally but whenever your boss tries to talk to you yell "you're not the boss of me" and storm out of the office this one is good
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 23:05 |
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do osmething that makes you a lot of money, but is of minimal perosnal risk and fucks over the company.
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 23:13 |
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echinopsis posted:start a mass walk out who's coming with me?
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 00:01 |
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:3: give weev your creds might just use this one
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 00:02 |
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crusader_complex posted:who's coming with me? well thats the importance of the lsd in the cooler trick
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 00:12 |
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get fured
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 00:33 |
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raruler posted:might just use this one if you wanna start small give rufo your creds and maybe it'll just be a goatse done in your name
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 01:31 |
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Powercrazy posted:do osmething that makes you a lot of money, but is of minimal perosnal risk and fucks over the company.
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 16:53 |
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that is of minimal personal risk, but i don't really see how it makes a lot of money or fucks over the company.
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 18:41 |
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The Leck posted:that is of minimal personal risk, but i don't really see how it makes a lot of money or fucks over the company.
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 18:42 |
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:leak the nuclear codes quote:For the Minuteman ICBM force, the US Air Force's Strategic Air Command worried that in times of need the codes would not be available, so they quietly decided to set them to 00000000. The missile launch checklists included an item confirming this combination until 1977.[7]
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 19:32 |
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coffeetable posted:quote: i suppose its not like you can trust the president or senior-ranked armed forces people to be able to remember an 8-digit number
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 19:55 |