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PT6A posted:I said to myself, "PT6A, you forgot Simpsons Quote Thread rule number 1: Kill Writer Cath!" Kill wealthy dowager.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 19:38 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 02:29 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Kill wealthy dowager. How frightfully rude! I certainly hope someone stabs CharlieFoxTrot in the eye.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 19:45 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:
Uh, why don't you invite him over to dinner. Turn him from an enemy to a friend. Then when he's not expecting it... bam! The old fork in the eye.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 20:35 |
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TMMadman posted:Uh, why don't you invite him over to dinner. Turn him from an enemy to a friend. Then when he's not expecting it... bam! The old fork in the eye. You think it could work without the fork in the eye?
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 20:41 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:
You know what? You're right! First thing tomorrow at the quite thread I'm going to punch writer cath in the back of the head!
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 22:22 |
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Skeesix posted:You know what? You're right! First thing tomorrow at the quite thread I'm going to punch writer cath in the back of the head! Remember? When Daddy punched the referee?
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 22:29 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:
Are you disrespecting my husband? I ought to bust a cap in your rear end.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 22:53 |
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Writer Cath posted:Are you disrespecting my husband? I ought to bust a cap in your rear end. But I was using my whole rear end.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 22:54 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:But I was using my whole rear end. I'll mace you good!
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 22:56 |
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Writer Cath posted:I'll mace you good! You'll mace me. What does that even mean?
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 23:00 |
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Writer Cath posted:Are you disrespecting my husband? I ought to bust a cap in your rear end. I recognize that voice. TV's bottomless chum pit has claimed Vanessa Redgrave. Farewell, sweet 'Nessa.
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 23:30 |
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jscolon2.0 posted:I recognize that voice. TV's bottomless chum pit has claimed Vanessa Redgrave. Farewell, sweet 'Nessa. *20th Century Fox sound plays*
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# ? Jul 27, 2014 23:33 |
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gingerberger posted:You already did that! Then we'll put you in one of the crooked homes we saw on 60 Minutes
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 00:01 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:But I was using my whole rear end. And I think it's ironic that, for once, Mister Kingdom's rear end prevented the release of toxic gas.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 00:02 |
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jscolon2.0 posted:I recognize that voice. TV's bottomless chum pit has claimed Vanessa Redgrave. Farewell, sweet 'Nessa. But then I wouldn't be watching TV! You can see the bind I'm in!
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 00:03 |
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FanofPortals posted:*20th Century Fox sound plays* Now, FanofPortals, FOX does a lot of quality programming too.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 00:07 |
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IMJack posted:Now, FanofPortals, FOX does a lot of quality programming too.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 00:56 |
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IMJack posted:Now, FanofPortals, FOX does a lot of quality programming too.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 01:10 |
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Are you hugging the TV?!
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 01:21 |
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Root Bear posted:Are you hugging the TV?! Teacher, mother! Secret lover...
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 01:25 |
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Root Bear posted:Are you hugging the TV?! You can pet the cat!
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 01:34 |
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Everything Counts posted:You can pet the cat! The cat? What's the point?
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 01:40 |
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Technogeek posted:Teacher, mother! Secret lover... Stupid TV! Be more funny!
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 02:36 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Stupid TV! Be more funny! The Rock Tumblr or the TVIV?
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 03:07 |
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After The War posted:But then I wouldn't be watching TV! You can see the bind I'm in! If you're bored why don't you read a book?
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 03:17 |
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gingerberger posted:If you're bored why don't you read a book? Because I'm trying to reduce my boredom.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 03:27 |
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Awwww 20 dollars? I wanted a peanut.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 03:29 |
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gingerberger posted:If you're bored why don't you read a book? "And then they realized they were no longer little girls: they were little women."
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 04:09 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:"And then they realized they were no longer little girls: they were little women." Wouldn't it be weird if they had little parties at night? Wee little parties?
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 04:16 |
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gingerberger posted:If you're bored why don't you read a book? And talk about a preachy book, everybody's a sinner! Except for this guy.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 04:20 |
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TMMadman posted:And talk about a preachy book, everybody's a sinner! You know who I'm talking about. He used to drive that blue car.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 04:29 |
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MondayHotDog posted:You know who I'm talking about. He used to drive that blue car. I think his name is Mother Shabubu now.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 06:15 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:"And then they realized they were no longer little girls: they were little women." Egghead likes his booky-book! Egghead likes his booky-book!
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 06:19 |
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Oh, the forum slogan is true! "Post in TV IV and be damned for all eternity!"
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 06:37 |
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Something Awful turned into a hardcore sex site so gradually I didn't notice.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 06:46 |
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MondayHotDog posted:You know who I'm talking about. He used to drive that blue car. Don Quixote?
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 06:48 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Kill wealthy dowager. Trash in trash can. Makes sense.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 06:48 |
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H.R. Hufflepuff posted:Something Awful turned into a hardcore sex site so gradually I didn't notice. I know one of you is responsible for this. So repeat after me: If I withhold the truth, may I go straight to Hell where I will eat nought but burning hot coals and drink naught but burning hot cola, where fiery demons will punch me in the back, where my soul will be chopped into confetti and be strewn upon a parade of murderers and single mothers, where my tongue will be torn out by ravenous birds.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 06:52 |
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TMMadman posted:I know one of you is responsible for this. So repeat after me: If I withhold the truth, may I go straight to Hell where I will eat nought but burning hot coals and drink naught but burning hot cola, where fiery demons will punch me in the back, where my soul will be chopped into confetti and be strewn upon a parade of murderers and single mothers, where my tongue will be torn out by ravenous birds. H. R. Hufflepuff did it! That H. R. Hufflepuff over there.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 07:30 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 02:29 |
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TMMadman posted:I know one of you is responsible for this. So repeat after me: If I withhold the truth, may I go straight to Hell where I will eat nought but burning hot coals and drink naught but burning hot cola, where fiery demons will punch me in the back, where my soul will be chopped into confetti and be strewn upon a parade of murderers and single mothers, where my tongue will be torn out by ravenous birds. Oh no not my tongue ....uhhh... is what that goon will say.....
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