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Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




Thanatosian posted:

Follow it up with Doctor Strangelove and The Fog of War.

And don't forget get that this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybE0UQCUqNw
is inspired by John Birch Society rhetoric and that a great deal of the money behind the Tea Party is from a Bircher who is the child of a founding member.

At least McNamara gave us seat-belts.

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Reminder that Ronnie-sama didn't think nuclear war was a big deal until he saw a movie about it.

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret
If the medium is the message then maybe progressives need to act out immigration, regulation, campaign finance, and tax cut morality plays with NASCAR cars.

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro
When discussing Russia you have to remember that however disorganized and stupid the US military can be, it doesn't hold a candle to something like the Russian military in terms of utter incompetence. Not that that's comforting, just that there's a really stupid, naive and ignorant fetishization of the Other that sometimes goes on on SA that indicates the person in question has had no transactional contact with the culture in question.

I am 100% sure that while the US military's nuclear force is a goldbricking bunch of paid off idiots, the Russians will make this story seem like child's play. Oh except it will never come out because it's Russia. Generally speaking, goons have no concept of the level of self-censorship and imposed censorship throughout the rest of the world.

What this means is that between our high-level incompetence and Russia's low-level incompetence we're all going to die.

EDIT: Not me, I live in a non-aligned country on the equator. Eat it.

ReindeerF fucked around with this message at 19:17 on Jul 28, 2014

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

yeah, keep hitting us with those truthbombs, reindeerf

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

ReindeerF posted:

When discussing Russia you have to remember that however disorganized and stupid the US military can be, it doesn't hold a candle to something like the Russian military in terms of utter incompetence. Not that that's comforting, just that there's a really stupid, naive and ignorant fetishization of the Other that sometimes goes on on SA that indicates the person in question has had no transactional contact with the culture in question.

I am 100% sure that while the US military's nuclear force is a goldbricking bunch of paid off idiots, the Russians will make this story seem like child's play. Oh except it will never come out because it's Russia. Generally speaking, goons have no concept of the level of self-censorship and imposed censorship throughout the rest of the world.

What this means is that between our high-level incompetence and Russia's low-level incompetence we're all going to die.

Wise Russian man use pencil :smug:

Courtesy of MrChips excellent posts in the Aeronautical Insanity thread in AI (which you should all read)

quote:

In 1970, the new aircraft was approved for production, and was to be designated as the MiG-25, with NATO giving it the nickname “Foxbat” shortly after. Entry into service was not without problems however, one of which could possibly have been anticipated. Engine reliability dogged early aircraft, as the R-15B-300 was still hampered by poor handling characteristics and very short service life. Some aircraft had issues with the quality of the welds; this had more to do with quality control rather than the welding process itself. Where the MiG-25 went wrong was with a common characteristic of many Soviet aircraft; the hydraulic system. Instead of a conventional hydraulic fluid, the MiG-25 used pure grain alcohol as hydraulic fluid. Being Russian at heart, pilots and ground crews alike in MiG-25 squadrons formed miniature black-market bootlegging rings to sell this free, state-supplied nectar, skimming off a bit of fluid every now and again and selling it in makeshift market stands outside the gates of their fighter bases! It was such a popular thing to do that the MiG-25 quickly earned the nickname “Massandra”, which is a backronym in Russian for “Mikoyan Aviation equips alcohol, people happy with decision of aircraft designer”. Famously (and perhaps apocryphally), the wives of these bootlegger-pilots began a letter-writing campaign, sending letters to both the MiG design bureau and the Air Ministry, demanding that a change be made to the MiG-25 to rid the aircraft of its boozy hydraulic fluid. Artem Mikoyan bristled at the suggestion, stating that “If aircraft system performance demands we fill it with the finest Armenian cognac, then that’s what we’ll use drat it!” Ultimately, later versions of the MiG-25 switched to a more conventional hydraulic fluid; certainly not because of the endemic bootlegging either.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Speaking of John Oliver's show last night and Thailand, I thought the funniest segment was on his threat to that country's monarchy.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

ReindeerF posted:

When discussing Russia you have to remember that however disorganized and stupid the US military can be, it doesn't hold a candle to something like the Russian military in terms of utter incompetence. Not that that's comforting, just that there's a really stupid, naive and ignorant fetishization of the Other that sometimes goes on on SA that indicates the person in question has had no transactional contact with the culture in question.

I am 100% sure that while the US military's nuclear force is a goldbricking bunch of paid off idiots, the Russians will make this story seem like child's play. Oh except it will never come out because it's Russia. Generally speaking, goons have no concept of the level of self-censorship and imposed censorship throughout the rest of the world.

What this means is that between our high-level incompetence and Russia's low-level incompetence we're all going to die.

I think it's also that people tend to fixate on one characteristic. Organizations (militaries included) are often simultaneously great at their jobs and full of drunk morons. While the size and complexity of the organizations can shield individual idiots from the consequences of their incompetence, it also stops one person's incompetence from bringing the whole thing down.

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro

R. Mute posted:

yeah, keep hitting us with those truthbombs, reindeerf
Zwarte Piet didn't leave you what you asked for? Quelle dommage!

Anyway, Americans and especially Europeans discussing massively ethnocentric countries in multicultural terms is cute, but basically useless. It's been entertaining watching John Oliver nail this poo poo unabashedly for the last year or so. It ain't special, it deserves no genuflection, it's out and out xenophobia and if you don't understand that, you're riding with Hitler, not the rest of us.

I assume you can speak with some specificity with what it's like to do business in Russia, since you have an opinion! Want to talk banking regulations or which?

Joementum posted:

Speaking of John Oliver's show last night and Thailand, I thought the funniest segment was on his threat to that country's monarchy.


There's a thing that kiddie goons won't understand, but responding too much puts businesses, myself and family in jeopardy. Of course it's goons, so it is what it is. With that said, I've emailed Oliver about once a year for years via The Bugle as he's upped the ante that jabs and insults would mean he'd never be allowed to visit. With that said, he's 100% right in every charge he'd laid out and I support him 100%. The only part he gets wrong is that the laws are kept in place because they're beneficial to the politicians, not the the royal family. It's like the impeachment laws in the US x 100. They're dragged out by idiots who want to score cheap points. The old man himself routinely pardons foreigners and others (though his state of mind these days is questionable).

My point being, it's some stupid poo poo, but it exists for political and not feudal reasons. Many other things here exist for feudal reasons because it's a feudal country masquerading as a democracy. Not that there aren't a lot of feudal people who benefit, so of course it's complex.

ReindeerF fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Jul 28, 2014

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer
Matt Yglesias himself stopped by to explain what same-sex marriage is to a National Journal reporter

https://twitter.com/voxdotcom/status/493821115316584448

Not really sure what is going on here but I'll bet it's dumb

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Defenestration posted:

Matt Yglesias himself stopped by to explain what same-sex marriage is to a National Journal reporter

https://twitter.com/voxdotcom/status/493821115316584448

Not really sure what is going on here but I'll bet it's dumb

Emma is making a common Twitter joke (her last job was as Weigel's intern) about Vox being an "explainer journalism" site that has a lot of pages explaining very common things. Turns out that in this case, :thejoke: is actually the truth!

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

ReindeerF posted:

Zwarte Piet didn't leave you what you asked for? Quelle dommage!

Anyway, Americans and especially Europeans discussing massively ethnocentric countries in multicultural terms is cute, but basically useless. It's been entertaining watching John Oliver nail this poo poo unabashedly for the last year or so. It ain't special, it deserves no genuflection, it's out and out xenophobia and if you don't understand that, you're riding with Hitler, not the rest of us.

I assume you can speak with some specificity with what it's like to do business in Russia, since you have an opinion! Want to talk banking regulations or which?
my point is that your little flakes of truth aren't at all controversial or unique and are pretty basic. you can write a post without contrasting yourself to those dumb goons/americans/europeans/whatever, i'm sure you can.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
Funny thing about that Russian booze story is it's pretty easy to make pure ethanol undrinkable. My personal favorite additive makes people blow chunks far earlier than a normal night of binge drinking.

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

DemeaninDemon posted:

Funny thing about that Russian booze story is it's pretty easy to make pure ethanol undrinkable.

Just ask the American brewing industry

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Hey-oooo

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
I highly recommend all of you read Command & Control by Schlosser for a comprehensive look at how we managed to not nuke ourselves out of sheer luck.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Able Archer smfh.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

Gum posted:

Just ask the American brewing industry

Don't you dare talk ill of The Beast.

Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
So, a Brazilian friend of mine received this lovely message:

A Crazy Person posted:

Hello Maurilio! My name is Chris...and I am an American...

After reading your profile...I would like to correct you on one particular subject. NORTH AMERICA is a continent. AMERICA is a country! I am an American. There are over 300 million of us. We are called Americans because we are from America. We refer to our own country as America. Our leaders call our country America. Our schools teach that this IS America! We are recognized as America by the United Nations. The official name of our country is the United States of America. Your country is officially named the Federative Republic of Brazil. And you tell people you are from Brazil. See the comparison...

So, please correct your profile, because you are spreading false information. :)

:911:.txt

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

zoux posted:

I can't believe that we even have nukes in Europe any more. I'd be surprised if the Russians even have 10 functional missiles since upkeep on nuclear arsenals is expensive, difficult and constant.

After Crimea got annexed? You'd have to be a chump not to have nukes. It's the new world order, baby. :hydrogen:

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
Nuclear weapons are absurd. It was estimated that it would take about 300 hydrogen bombs to wipe out human civilization, past that, as Churchill said, "all you're going to do is make the rubble bounce."

How we ended up with tens of thousands of them isn't any secret, but it's too bad that the idea of complete disarmament is still out of the question since any reduction in overkill x1000 is still overkill.

Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer

Popular Thug Drink posted:

I highly recommend all of you read Command & Control by Schlosser for a comprehensive look at how we managed to not nuke ourselves out of sheer luck.
Probably my favorite incident--and widely considered the nearest we've ever come to nuclear war--is the Black Brant Scare. Note that that occurred in 1995, well after the fall of the Soviet Union.

Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer

Dreylad posted:

Nuclear weapons are absurd. It was estimated that it would take about 300 hydrogen bombs to wipe out human civilization, past that, as Churchill said, "all you're going to do is make the rubble bounce."

How we ended up with tens of thousands of them isn't any secret, but it's too bad that the idea of complete disarmament is still out of the question since any reduction in overkill x1000 is still overkill.
There are some entirely reasonable arguments to be made in favor of total unilateral disarmament.

There are virtually no good arguments against large-scale disarmament. Honestly, we should be getting together with the Russians, agreeing to mutual disarmament, and writing them a check to pay for their disarmament. IIRC, at one point, we were even paying Russian nuclear scientists, just so they wouldn't have to sell their expertise to other countries in order to eat.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Yeah but then we'll look pretty fuckin stupid when Iran has nuclear missles then won't we.

Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer

zoux posted:

Yeah but then we'll look pretty fuckin stupid when Iran has nuclear missles then won't we.
Hand to God, I'm much less afraid of Iran having nuclear weapons than I am of Israel having nuclear weapons. The thought of Avigdor Lieberman having his hand anywhere near the button is petrifying.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Dreylad posted:

Nuclear weapons are absurd. It was estimated that it would take about 300 hydrogen bombs to wipe out human civilization, past that, as Churchill said, "all you're going to do is make the rubble bounce."

How we ended up with tens of thousands of them isn't any secret, but it's too bad that the idea of complete disarmament is still out of the question since any reduction in overkill x1000 is still overkill.

Depends entirely on what you mean by wiping out human civilization. If anything, the consequences of nuclear war have been overplayed, for the pretty understandable reason that it might keep somebody from thinking it's an okay idea.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Israel definitely has nukes.

Talmonis
Jun 24, 2012
The fairy of forgiveness has removed your red text.
Honestly, until the current political trends in Russia veer away from hard-right nationalism, I wouldn't trust any promises of disarmament.

Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer

Chantilly Say posted:

Depends entirely on what you mean by wiping out human civilization. If anything, the consequences of nuclear war have been overplayed, for the pretty understandable reason that it might keep somebody from thinking it's an okay idea.
It's one of those things that we just don't know for sure until it happens; there were some people who thought we wouldn't be able to stop the nuclear reaction started by the first bomb, and it would end the world.

It's one of those things I'm disinclined to find out, though.

zoux posted:

Israel definitely has nukes.
I'm entirely aware. They're on the top of my "most likely to be first to nuke" list. Followed by a tie between Pakistan and India, who I would also put well in front of Iran.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Thanatosian posted:

there were some people who thought we wouldn't be able to stop the nuclear reaction started by the first bomb, and it would end the world.


They thought this for about five seconds until someone, Fermi or Teller, did the math to show that no, it wouldn't burn off the earth's atmosphere.

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.
Wasn't it the case that the Soviets were absolutely determined to not be the first to strike since they didn't want to go down in history as having fired the first shot in nuclear war, or something?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

Wasn't it the case that the Soviets were absolutely determined to not be the first to strike since they didn't want to go down in history as having fired the first shot in nuclear war, or something?

I tend to think that under guys like Powers and LeMay, the US was much more likely to start a nuclear exchange than vice versa. Of course, NATO and WP doctrine w/r/t nuclear weapons was vastly different; NATO saw nukes as a last resort world-ending armament and the Russians viewed them as really good artillery.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

zoux posted:

I tend to think that under guys like Powers and LeMay, the US was much more likely to start a nuclear exchange than vice versa. Of course, NATO and WP doctrine w/r/t nuclear weapons was vastly different; NATO saw nukes as a last resort world-ending armament and the Russians viewed them as really good artillery.

Plenty of people in the US saw them as great artillery at first, but these were people who were trying to fit this new weapon into their existing understanding of how wars were fought rather than (as we do today) treating them as really separate kinds of force. Understandable, honestly, that before ICBMs came around there wasn't the idea that an hour after the war started all your cities would be gone and there was nothing you could do about it.

SavageBastard
Nov 16, 2007
Professional Lurker

Dreylad posted:

Nuclear weapons are absurd. It was estimated that it would take about 300 hydrogen bombs to wipe out human civilization, past that, as Churchill said, "all you're going to do is make the rubble bounce."

How we ended up with tens of thousands of them isn't any secret, but it's too bad that the idea of complete disarmament is still out of the question since any reduction in overkill x1000 is still overkill.

Yes, but Oliver makes an excellent point about how they might actually be a small enough arsenal to be competently shepherded while saving billions of dollars.

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Chantilly Say posted:

Depends entirely on what you mean by wiping out human civilization. If anything, the consequences of nuclear war have been overplayed, for the pretty understandable reason that it might keep somebody from thinking it's an okay idea.

I mean any kind of large scale human social organization, which would collapse as industrial agriculture ground to a halt after 300 bombs let alone thousands.

Chantilly Say posted:

Plenty of people in the US saw them as great artillery at first, but these were people who were trying to fit this new weapon into their existing understanding of how wars were fought rather than (as we do today) treating them as really separate kinds of force. Understandable, honestly, that before ICBMs came around there wasn't the idea that an hour after the war started all your cities would be gone and there was nothing you could do about it.

Yeah, early on nuclear bombs were seen as a natural progression from mass firebombing. Far less risk, and manpower needed, and unlike traditional strategic bombing, actually capable of destroying civilian morale.

Warcabbit
Apr 26, 2008

Wedge Regret

zoux posted:

Israel definitely has nukes.

Yeah, well, Japan can have nukes in about fifteen minutes, I believe. The parts are just not assembled.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Warcabbit posted:

Yeah, well, Japan can have nukes in about fifteen minutes, I believe. The parts are just not assembled.

Not quite fifteen minutes--they'd need to enrich the nuclear material itself. But the technical aspects are no hurdle for them.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Warcabbit posted:

Yeah, well, Japan can have nukes in about fifteen minutes, I believe. The parts are just not assembled.

The US stores/stored nuclear weapons on foreign soil, sometimes with the understanding that if things went to poo poo they'd just turn over the keys and custody of the weapons. Japan was not one of those states, mainly IIRC because of the strong anti-nuke policies in Japanese law. If Japan wanted nukes they'd have to go about manufacturing them.

made of bees
May 21, 2013
Is public opinion in Japan still (understandably) vehemently anti-nuke or are the laws still there out of inertia?

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Chantilly Say posted:

Not quite fifteen minutes--they'd need to enrich the nuclear material itself. But the technical aspects are no hurdle for them.

Or for anyone.

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