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what do you like best
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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
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Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW
That match was the greatest thing in the history of football. It came up roses for everyone involved, and everything that happened in it was of the hilarious. Lescott's idiotic header, Barton's card and kick, Mario's assist, AGUERROOOOOO, Hart running around like a super saiyan, god what an afternoon. It helped that I watched it with a die hard QPR fan and both United and Bolton got hosed. Also my dog is now deathly afraid of anything sky blue because the noise scared him and he associates that color with the noise.

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Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:

lol oops, I'm at work where youtube is blocked because I work for corporate fascists

(oddly enough, SA still gets through the firewall somehow).

Reminder that everyone with work Internet filters should download the ZenMate chrome plugin which unblocks everything ftw

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Well, there is something strangely provocative about Aguero, despite his innocent looks. What I'm trying to say is that the red card was a disgrace, a disgrace, it was a disgrace.

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW

Xabi posted:

Well, there is something strangely provocative about Aguero, despite his innocent looks. What I'm trying to say is that the red card was a disgrace, a disgrace, it was a disgrace.

Yeah except the card was for fouling Tevez

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


Earthy Ape Unit posted:

Yeah except the card was for fouling Tevez
They all look the same to me tbh

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW

Chris de Sperg posted:

They all look the same to me tbh

Argentina is white so you're not even being casually racist, op

Vexin
Jan 13, 2014





How many of these 'Müller dancing/spinning" gifs are there, anyway?

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

Earthy Ape Unit posted:

Argentina is white so you're not even being casually racist, op

all white people look like mayonnaise

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Vexin posted:





How many of these 'Müller dancing/spinning" gifs are there, anyway?

Not Enough IMO

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty

Earthy Ape Unit posted:

Yeah except the card was for fouling Tevez
We all know that TBF. I made two brilliant points, blended into one brilliant post.

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW

Xabi posted:

We all know that TBF. I made two brilliant points, blended into one brilliant post.

Okay fair enough op

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Noted bad defender Johan Djourou apparently had an idea for a mobile football game that was cool and good enough to get the app developed; it's going to be called "play2fame" (lol), it'll be endorsed by Wilshere and Iniesta and the profits will go to charity.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
That's the worst name I've ever heard. Having said that, it sums up all that is wrong with football today.

Heskie
Aug 10, 2002


Ashley integrating well.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

Xabi posted:

That's the worst name I've ever heard. Having said that, it sums up all that is wrong with football today.

I hate charity too, op.

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.

Heskie posted:



Ashley integrating well.
Is the left side the back of the bus or something.

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


8raz posted:

Is the left side the back of the bus or something.
the ultras are just out of shot on the far right

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'



Puyi

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

drat that man is sexy.

TasmanianX
Jan 7, 2009

Just Kick 'Em

That must be a European twister game. Looks different than an American one.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
That woman is basically anorexic.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




This thinshaming is going way too far.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
As far as the fatshaming?

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Nothing wrong with fatshaming.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

T Bowl posted:

As far as the fatshaming?



Used to be really good, now just fat and horny and doesn't give a poo poo. Oh, and Ronaldo!

Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

are those commissioned faux kahinde wiley paintings of the england squad in the hallway? lmao

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

straight up brolic posted:

are those commissioned faux kahinde wiley paintings of the england squad in the hallway? lmao

They look like photographs with wacky photoshopped backgrounds.

sonatinas
Apr 15, 2003

Seattle Karate Vs. L.A. Karate

straight up brolic posted:

are those commissioned faux kahinde wiley paintings of the england squad in the hallway? lmao

Need to commission Wiley to paint a Balotelli portrait. I think I have $15 million around to make it happen.

Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng
a+ art reference though

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

sonatinas posted:

Need to commission Wiley to paint a Balotelli portrait. I think I have $15 million around to make it happen.
eboue is #art

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

651324

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

nice

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
the first one on the left is a man

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

El Hefe posted:

the first one on the left is a man

nothing wrong with that

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW

Lmao all their legs are bigger than Iniesta's. I mean I would still make tender love to each of them but during I would probably sneak both my hands down around a thigh and see if I could get my thumbs and index fingers to touch and when it couldn't happen I would feel ashamed and have difficulty achieving climax.

Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

Earthy Ape Unit posted:

Lmao all their legs are bigger than Iniesta's. I mean I would still make tender love to each of them but during I would probably sneak both my hands down around a thigh and see if I could get my thumbs and index fingers to touch and when it couldn't happen I would feel ashamed and have difficulty achieving climax.

that wouldn't be a problem with iniesta though

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

this picture is amazing!!

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