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i need all the funny pics of google ya got. it's for a project you will like. thank you. get the largest you can. 
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Jul 27, 2014 23:02
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facebook's privacy pivot is happening and google's stuck holding their dick and trying to roll back the quagmire that is google+ http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/future_tense/2014/07/facebook_s_privacy_pivot_mark_zuckerberg_s_plan_to_win_back_trust.single.html
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Jul 27, 2014 23:57
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you sure have a vivid imagination cremnob
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Jul 28, 2014 00:05
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facebook privacy pivot lol
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Jul 28, 2014 00:13
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wish u'd pivot your posts out of this thread lol
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Jul 28, 2014 01:26
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theadder posted:facebook privacy pivot lol
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Jul 28, 2014 02:01
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Mr. Glass posted:wish u'd pivot your posts out of this thread lol lmao
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Jul 28, 2014 03:35
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Jul 28, 2014 05:03
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theadder posted:facebook privacy pivot lol
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Jul 28, 2014 05:38
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well now that we've done lolling at facebook, let me lol again at google finally allowing people not to use their real names
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Jul 28, 2014 07:25
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Wheany posted:well now that we've done lolling at facebook, let me lol again at google finally allowing people not to use their real names rip vic we hardly knew ye
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Jul 28, 2014 07:31
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google plus blocked names containing "jobs"
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Jul 28, 2014 08:12
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my buddy steve wozniak had to fax in his driver's license before they believed him. those algos were pretty poo poo for the first few months.
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Jul 28, 2014 08:23
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i guess i could go and change my name to something else, but that would probably require me to open google+ in the browser, so...
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Jul 28, 2014 08:51
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:my buddy steve wozniak had to fax in his driver's license before they believed him. those algos were pretty poo poo for the first few months. wait, you can actually talk to people at google now if something fucks up?
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Jul 28, 2014 12:19
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slogsdon posted:wait, you can actually talk to people at google now if something fucks up? im watching spiderman 2 and it bites
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Jul 28, 2014 12:21
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is that to represent android whatever dot whatever "hastily thrown together disposable piece of garbage" ?
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Jul 28, 2014 16:51
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Sniep posted:is that to represent android whatever dot whatever "hastily thrown together disposable piece of garbage" ? there's not enough asian tourists taking pictures in front of it for this to be an actual thing on google campus
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Jul 28, 2014 16:52
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i want the gle to pop or something so it says Goo then the logo will look like it belongs on a childrens toy even more than it already does
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Jul 28, 2014 20:11
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i probably shouldn't make a habit of this but here is the latest entry on the cafe feedback mailing list. jfcquote:[Foodback 23610: US_KIR] Ice for 2pm Italian sodas changed
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Jul 29, 2014 18:21
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when is google voice going to be killed and merged into hangouts while losing features in the transition
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Jul 29, 2014 18:23
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cremnob posted:when is google voice going to be killed and merged into hangouts while losing features in the transition when you least expect it
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Jul 29, 2014 18:29
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:i probably shouldn't make a habit of this but here is the latest entry on the cafe feedback mailing list. jfc no, please, please do. and is there anyone around here that can make a wiki???
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Jul 29, 2014 18:31
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:i probably shouldn't make a habit of this but here is the latest entry on the cafe feedback mailing list. jfc dear god, is no google feature sacred?!
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Jul 29, 2014 19:07
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fuzzy mammal the sooner u let go of any loyalty u have to google and start treating it as a job u do at a lovely company the happier u will be. google x and the like are jedi mind tricks from management designed to brainwash the drones working for them. they want u to think u work at an innovative tech company, but really ur working at an internet utility that makes its money selling search ads. just ask ur self why the "innovation" never materializes into anything real. ur plugged into the matrix fuzzy mammal. ur living in a fiction created by google management and ur being strung along with propaganda about larry's "20 year vision". but deep down u know there is no vision. u know that the most innovative thing google did in its entire history as a company was (if we're being generous) making a new search engine in a crowded space. its next hit product was gmail, literally an email service. does that seem like vision to u? no, ur not that dumb. in ur heart u understand that innovation was never part of google's origin story and that as an institution it lacks the skill set to be a real innovative company when ur ready to take the red pill and take this sucker down, let me know
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Jul 29, 2014 19:40
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cremnob posted:google x and the like are jedi mind tricks from management designed to brainwash the drones working for them. i thought larry fired all the managers one day because he saw The Corporation documentary, and now the engineers are self managing, like a colony of ants
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Jul 29, 2014 19:48
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red pill or no, please keep posting google mailing list entries fuzzy mammal thanks in advance
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Jul 29, 2014 19:55
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cremnob posted:fuzzy mammal the sooner u let go of any loyalty u have to google and start treating it as a job u do at a lovely company the happier u will be. google x and the like are jedi mind tricks from management designed to brainwash the drones working for them. they want u to think u work at an innovative tech company, but really ur working at an internet utility that makes its money selling search ads. just ask ur self why the "innovation" never materializes into anything real. lol
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Jul 29, 2014 20:22
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cremnob posted:fuzzy mammal the sooner u let go of any loyalty u have to google and start treating it as a job u do at a lovely company the happier u will be. google x and the like are jedi mind tricks from management designed to brainwash the drones working for them. they want u to think u work at an innovative tech company, but really ur working at an internet utility that makes its money selling search ads. just ask ur self why the "innovation" never materializes into anything real. cremnob.txt
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Jul 29, 2014 20:30
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cremnob posted:fuzzy mammal the sooner u let go of any loyalty u have to google and start treating it as a job u do at a lovely company the happier u will be. google x and the like are jedi mind tricks from management designed to brainwash the drones working for them. they want u to think u work at an innovative tech company, but really ur working at an internet utility that makes its money selling search ads. just ask ur self why the "innovation" never materializes into anything real. something something tim something suppository something
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Jul 29, 2014 20:39
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but seriously cremnob is right
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Jul 29, 2014 20:42
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google's problem used to be they didn't apply any effort, they just made little apps in their 30% free time and if they failed, they blamed the idea and moved on. now things like google plus have had some actually effort put in, and there's an overall design push too. but those have failed, and what they're finding is they just don't have the organizational experience to release and market a product on a mass scale. all that time they've spent ideating and experimenting should have been spent perfecting the marketing and distribution process. i guess their hope is with a "moon shot" they can get the first-mover advantage in a new category with no competition and where their inexperience doesn't matter. this is almost identical to microsoft, where they had one hit knock-off product, and assumed that gave them the know-how to make a successful mp3 player, video game console, tablet and phone. whereas apple has released the mac, iMac, iPod, iphone and iPad, with refreshes of each yearly. they are so far ahead of google and microsoft in experience and proven track record that there's no fitting analogy to do it justice. it's not coke vs. pepsi. it's like the economy of north america vs. north korea, where north korea is google, always boasting about their latest jerry-rigged doomsday weapons to destroy apple while their actual sole source of income is manufacturing the nipples on baby bottles.
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Jul 29, 2014 21:16
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america is under trillions of dollars of debt though
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Jul 29, 2014 21:20
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that ignores the fact that google doesnt release and market products but instead stands between users customers and products and takes money and data as it passes among them
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Jul 29, 2014 21:21
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saucepanman posted:america is under trillions of dollars of debt though so what?
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Jul 29, 2014 21:24
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google: why not monetize failure as well as success?
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Jul 29, 2014 21:29
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well I said North America but if I could go back and do it all again I'd say Germany or Japan or something
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Jul 29, 2014 21:30
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duTrieux. posted:so what? the problem is that we owe it in dollars and if they feel the need to print or inflate their way out of the debt then those who owe me and my company money will be significantly less poor not to mention what will happen to my gigantic pile of money so plz keep interest rates and inflation as close to zero as you can thx
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PleasureKevin posted:i thought larry fired all the managers one day because he saw The Corporation documentary, and now the engineers are self managing, like a colony of ants theyre more like worker bees protecting the queen (justine tunney). seriously how is that idiot not fired yet
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