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razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Space Cob posted:

If that class was in a bathroom instead, I wonder if the universe would fold into itself and collapse.

If you want a picture of the future, imagine the Epistles of John as taught by Johnny Johnson in the john - forever.

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Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?


Folashade.

M-Jy also appeared on that tumblr today, but imgur won't let me upload it.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Oh god at work today we had a client name Richard Ballin who has the best porn name ever.

Bonster
Mar 3, 2007

Keep rolling, rolling

Istari posted:



Folashade.


It's a popular Yoruban name.

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

We've got a new locum GP at work. Dr Kansar.

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW
Ledasha, spelled "Ledasha"

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Bonster posted:

It's a popular Yoruban name.

Apologies, in that case. Any idea how it's pronounced ? I'm guessing full-a-shade isn't right.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Fell-ah-shah-day? I knew a girl whose name was similar and that's how she pronounced it.

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

bringmyfishback posted:

Fell-ah-shah-day? I knew a girl whose name was similar and that's how she pronounced it.



?

Feats of Strength
Feb 9, 2012

Man, If god told me to sacrifice my son I'd tell
him to fuck off.
When i was about 14 there was a trainee teacher at my secondary school called Ali Raper

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
"Hey mom, is it okay if I spend the night at the Raper's house?"

Imperialist Dog
Oct 21, 2008

"I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
\
:backtowork:

bringmyfishback posted:

Fell-ah-shah-day? I knew a girl whose name was similar and that's how she pronounced it.

A weird French pronunciation of Félicité?

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused
Saw a cake order yesterday at my store for a kid name Autzen.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
'Daquantrius' sounds like a math term.

"Alright, class, after you sum up da' hypotenuse, next you need to find da' quantrius of the adjacent sides."

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

What kind of sick parents name their kid Keith? :stonk:

Bonster
Mar 3, 2007

Keep rolling, rolling

Istari posted:

Apologies, in that case. Any idea how it's pronounced ? I'm guessing full-a-shade isn't right.

foh-lah-shah-deh

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Bonster posted:

foh-lah-shah-deh

Thanks.

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?

CJacobs posted:

'Daquantrius' sounds like a math term.

"Alright, class, after you sum up da' hypotenuse, next you need to find da' quantrius of the adjacent sides."

Black people :stare:

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Oddly enough Keith Hickels Jr is my least favorite name on that list.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

The Golden Man
Aug 4, 2007

A guy at the propane place Dorden

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

Was just reading an article on Ol' Dirty Bastard and learned he had some interestingly-named people in his life.

Sister: Lamaranae
Wife: Icelene
Children: Barson, Taniqua, Shaquita, Osiris, Allah, God Ason, and Ashana.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Count Freebasie posted:

Was just reading an article on Ol' Dirty Bastard and learned he had some interestingly-named people in his life.

Sister: Lamaranae
Wife: Icelene
Children: Barson, Taniqua, Shaquita, Osiris, Allah, God Ason, and Ashana.

God Ason is a kickass name, not even kidding here.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
This guy's parents really lacked imagination.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?


Chantkrishna-Elisa

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I'm watching an online training video for work and this lady's name is Thristene.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
My brother has just reminded me that he went to school with a boy called Calico.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?


Lovely-Eve

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

Istari posted:

My brother has just reminded me that he went to school with a boy called Calico.

An old friend of mine was dating Alice Cooper's daughter, also named Calico.

"The First 48" on A&E has some great names. On a recent episode, a woman named Kingshinika and a guy named Oxavius.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Just out of curiosity I think it was in the last AUG thread but does anyone remember that ridiculous name full of Y's? Like Mykynzie or something retarded? TIA

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

McSpergin posted:

Just out of curiosity I think it was in the last AUG thread but does anyone remember that ridiculous name full of Y's? Like Mykynzie or something retarded? TIA

I misunderstood what you were asking and dug up this gem before realizing it wasn't what you meant, but here it is anyway


Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012

McSpergin posted:

Just out of curiosity I think it was in the last AUG thread but does anyone remember that ridiculous name full of Y's? Like Mykynzie or something retarded? TIA
Is this it?

Celery Face has a new favorite as of 04:02 on Jul 30, 2014

D Lambent
Jul 28, 2014
One of the new hire girls at my job: Kanitrics (KUH-nee-TRICKS)

What the gently caress.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Celery Face posted:

Is this it?



At least Mommy and Daddy get a Y also

D Lambent posted:

One of the new hire girls at my job: Kanitrics (KUH-nee-TRICKS)

What the gently caress.

The emphasis on that one makes it even weirder. I'd expect it to be the opposite.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

sweeperbravo posted:

I misunderstood what you were asking and dug up this gem before realizing it wasn't what you meant, but here it is anyway




I have absolutely no idea how to even pronounce Lakynn. My first response is to pronounce it lack-in. But that sounds exactly like lackin' and no parent would be that cruel or stupid.

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

D Lambent posted:

One of the new hire girls at my job: Kanitrics (KUH-nee-TRICKS)

What the gently caress.

Sounds like some type of science discipline.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Istari posted:

I have absolutely no idea how to even pronounce Lakynn. My first response is to pronounce it lack-in. But that sounds exactly like lackin' and no parent would be that cruel or stupid.

Lake-in.

My favorite one in that picture is Nayvie, which is just a tragic misspelling of Navy, which is not a name at all.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

CJacobs posted:

My favorite one in that picture is Nayvie, which is just a tragic misspelling of Navy, which is not a name at all.

Navy is as much a name as Indigo. Which is also not a name at all but I have seen it IRL twice on babies.

At least the kid din't get stuck with "McKarty." That's just sad.

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Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

sweeperbravo posted:

Navy is as much a name as Indigo. Which is also not a name at all but I have seen it IRL twice on babies.

At least the kid din't get stuck with "McKarty." That's just sad.

I went to school with a boy called Indigo. He was awesome.
Maybe the baby's dad is a sailor ?

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