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gingerberger posted:I was at a pornography store; I was buying pornography. MISTER X!?! Dare I cross the final frontier....?
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mrfart posted:Stealing! How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives sermons at church? Captain what's-his-name? He drove that blue car?
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Jul 30, 2014 01:03
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mrfart posted:Stealing! How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives sermons at church? Captain what's-his-name? Captain Wacky... later renamed Homer.
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Jul 30, 2014 01:09
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I like his films except for that nervous fellow that's always in them... What did I do to deserve this!? Oh, right. 
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Jul 30, 2014 01:42
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:What did I do to deserve this!? If I could turn back the clock on my mother's stair-pushing, I would certainly reconsider it.
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Jul 30, 2014 02:08
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:What did I do to deserve this!? Oh, yes. All that stuff I did.
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Jul 30, 2014 03:03
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Tokelau All Star posted:If I could turn back the clock on my mother's stair-pushing, I would certainly reconsider it. I think Tokelau's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him. But I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
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Jul 30, 2014 03:24
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Oh, yes. All that stuff I did. Mom! I found Sideshow Drink-Mix's hideout and I got a secret message to the police and I had a blimp fall on me and I was in an atomic blast but I'm OK now!
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Jul 30, 2014 03:27
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MondayHotDog posted:I think Tokelau's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him. But I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children. Brawled his way up from the box cars did he?
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Everything Counts posted:Mom! I found Sideshow Drink-Mix's hideout and I got a secret message to the police and I had a blimp fall on me and I was in an atomic blast but I'm OK now!  There's our secret meeting place. Yes. Let's go inside. Sounds good.
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Jul 30, 2014 03:31
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Jerusalem posted:MISTER X!?! Hurry up, Jerusalem. I'm a busy man. 
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Jul 30, 2014 04:03
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:What did I do to deserve this!? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth. No truth-handler, you. Bah! I deride your truth-handling abilities.
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Jul 30, 2014 04:25
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TMMadman posted:You want the truth? You can't handle the truth. No truth-handler, you. Bah! I deride your truth-handling abilities. 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand in a pile o'goo that used to be your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, TMMadman! It's Chinatown!
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Jul 30, 2014 04:29
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gingerberger posted:Brawled his way up from the box cars did he? Well he's a hungry young fighter. In fact tonight he's fighting for a sandwich.
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Jul 30, 2014 04:37
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Skeesix posted:Well he's a hungry young fighter. In fact tonight he's fighting for a sandwich. Skeesix, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.
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Jul 30, 2014 04:42
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TMMadman posted:You want the truth? You can't handle the truth. No truth-handler, you. Bah! I deride your truth-handling abilities. I was born a snake handler, and I'll die a snake handler.
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Jul 30, 2014 04:43
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After The War posted:'Cause when you reach over and put your hand in a pile o'goo that used to be your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, TMMadman! It's Chinatown! They're just... sleeping. Upside-down. And inside-out.
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Jul 30, 2014 05:06
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MondayHotDog posted:They're just... sleeping. Upside-down. And inside-out. Simpson quote thread scandal update: MondayHotDog sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers!
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Jul 30, 2014 06:42
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Do over Ham posted:Hurry up, Jerusalem. I'm a busy man. ....are you wearing a shopping bag? 
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Jul 30, 2014 07:18
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MondayHotDog posted:They're just... sleeping. Upside-down. And inside-out. Just one sniff of that fog and you're inside out...
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Jul 30, 2014 07:36
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Just one sniff of that fog and you're inside out... Stupid cheap weather stripping from Sears!
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Jul 30, 2014 08:25
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Jerusalem posted:....are you wearing a shopping bag? I have misplaced my pants.
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Jul 30, 2014 08:38
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Pants all the way up to your armpits!
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Jul 30, 2014 08:47
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Do over Ham posted:I have misplaced my pants. Heh, that's what they all say.... they all say "don't you hate pants?" 
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Jul 30, 2014 08:51
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mrfart posted:Simpson quote thread scandal update: MondayHotDog sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers! I'll tell you, they only come out at at night. Or in this case, the daytime.
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Jul 30, 2014 08:54
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Tokelau All Star posted:Pants all the way up to your armpits! Everything's coming up Milhouse! 
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Jul 30, 2014 09:26
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Jorghnassen posted:Skeesix, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment. Are you gonna eat it?
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Jul 30, 2014 09:46
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gingerberger posted:Are you gonna eat it? *pause* Yes.
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Jul 30, 2014 11:47
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CatchrNdRy posted:Stupid cheap weather stripping from Sears! A hot date.  Dinner with friends. Dinner alone. Ogling the women in the Victoria's Secret catalog. Sears Catalog.I don't deserve this!
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Jul 30, 2014 12:54
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gingerberger posted:Are you gonna eat it? Where the gourmand becomes the voluptuary!
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Jul 30, 2014 13:01
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Writer Cath posted:Where the gourmand becomes the voluptuary! See, 'epidermis' means your hair, so technically it's true.
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Jul 30, 2014 14:52
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:See, 'epidermis' means your hair, so technically it's true. Moneypenny Dreadful, that's his crotch.
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ThNextGreenLantern posted:Moneypenny Dreadful, that's his crotch. Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?  Listen to me, you little puke. One of these days, I'm going to catch you, and I'm going to carve my name on your back with an ice pick!
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Jul 30, 2014 19:38
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TMMadman posted:Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately? How dare you! If I find out who this is, I'm gonna staple a flag to your butt and mail you to Iran!
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Jul 30, 2014 19:53
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IMJack posted:How dare you! If I find out who this is, I'm gonna staple a flag to your butt and mail you to Iran! I'm gonna shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs up your butt.
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Jul 30, 2014 20:16
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gingerberger posted:I'm gonna shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs up your butt. I wasn't really gonna kill ya
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Jul 30, 2014 20:38
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gingerberger posted:I'm gonna shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs up your butt. You'll do what, young man?
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Jul 30, 2014 20:41
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FanofPortals posted:I wasn't really gonna kill ya I was just gonna cut you.
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Jul 30, 2014 21:02
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gingerberger posted:I'm gonna shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs up your butt. Yeah I've been starving them, teasing them, singing off key. Me-may-mah-mo. Me mo ma...
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gingerberger posted:I was just gonna cut you. Aw geez I gotta get back and check on Jerusalem!
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