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also instead of honey they make poop. google is literally a poop hive
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 23:09 |
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# ? May 14, 2024 08:46 |
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corn cob
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 00:09 |
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PleasureKevin posted:google's problem used to be they didn't apply any effort, they just made little apps in their 30% free time and if they failed, they blamed the idea and moved on.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 00:52 |
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ban cremnob
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 01:41 |
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theadder posted:ban cremnob
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:26 |
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just testing the emptyquote button in yos+, rousing success thanks valeyard
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:26 |
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Forums Terrorist posted:ban valeyard
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:40 |
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:41 |
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theadder posted:ban cremnob
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:49 |
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this is the ancient taoist symbol of "yin and yang" it symbolizes balance if we remove the cremnob, there will be nothing to stop the stymie all things in balance, my friends please reban twee as gently caress, though
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 05:06 |
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well ban failyard
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 05:08 |
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if cremnob is the yin to stymie's yang, then if you ban them both then there will continue to be order in the universe.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 05:27 |
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cremnob is a continuing offence in steves eyes
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 05:41 |
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PleasureKevin posted:google's problem used to be they didn't apply any effort, they just made little apps in their 30% free time and if they failed, they blamed the idea and moved on. this is a good time for the occasional reminder that Google has never (never!) designed a single money-making thing everything they have that makes them money, they bought
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 09:00 |
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theadder posted:ban cremnob
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 12:52 |
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Pinterest Mom posted:this is a good time for the occasional reminder that Google has never (never!) designed a single money-making thing ad-words / sponsored links weren't done in-house? lmao if true
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 15:02 |
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Necc0 posted:ad-words / sponsored links weren't done in-house? lmao if true they bought doubleclick for some reason
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 15:07 |
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Cocoa Crispies posted:they bought doubleclick for some reason was it not profitable before doubleclick? i thought they had a good decade-ish between adwords and doubleclick, and the doubleclick acquisition was seen as them doubling down on their profit center.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 15:12 |
theadder posted:ban cremnob
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:01 |
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how is stymie not hellbanned yet or can they do that anymore
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:21 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:how is stymie not hellbanned yet nope thanks team barry
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:47 |
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they started buying advertising companies in 2003
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 17:53 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:how is stymie not hellbanned yet too much load on the servers
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 17:56 |
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gimmick accounts are supposed to be bannable but hey
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 20:46 |
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stymie's gimmick is that there is no gimmick
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 21:05 |
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Cold on a Cob posted:stymie's gimmick is that there is no gimmick the bruce lee of pedantic shitposting
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 21:07 |
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PleasureKevin posted:gimmick accounts are supposed to be bannable but hey
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 21:07 |
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lol
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 21:24 |
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Smythe posted:lol wtf is this poo poo, that's not a drunk post at all. stay in gimmick
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 21:32 |
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NICE!
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 21:33 |
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Pinterest Mom posted:this is a good time for the occasional reminder that Google has never (never!) designed a single money-making thing who cares. they made the best search engine and the best maps, gmail is good, self driving cars are cool. that any of these do not make money doesn't matter at all to me.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 21:46 |
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Busta Chimes.wav posted:who cares. they made the best search engine and the best maps, gmail is good, self driving cars are cool. that any of these do not make money doesn't matter at all to me. idk, maps in chrome is kind o lovely now they spread the controls out to be as far from each other as possible, panels pop up everywhere and there's no obvious way to know when or why, there are no labels or tooltips, etc
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 21:47 |
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good Cold on a Cob posted:stymie's gimmick is that there is no gimmick the gimmick is he nonchalantly works from a faulty premise to write something infuriating. he does it so consistently and selectively that it's got to be a gimmick.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 21:50 |
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Cold on a Cob posted:wtf is this poo poo, that's not a drunk post at all. stay in gimmick ive been breaking my gimmick all morning. but ill tbh, i dont really have a gimmick hehe
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 21:51 |
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Busta Chimes.wav posted:who cares. they made the best search engine and the best maps, gmail is good, self driving cars are cool. that any of these do not make money doesn't matter at all to me. search is buggered beyond recognition now, trying to get google to search for what you've actually typed requires going through two hidden menus and selecting "verbatim", as opposed to say, searching for what the gently caress you typed by default. they've completely hosed the maps interface over the last couple years, for no obvious reason, and hidden or removed every useful feature it had. gmail is only good compared to webmail pre-gmail. and even then as long as you never plan to go anywhere else, because they do some awful things to their message headers. apps for business is a joke in every sense. google makes a lot of bad products now, and the few products that were good, even if only by comparison to their competition are being shitted up on the regular now because bored ballpit spergs can't leave well enough alone
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 21:55 |
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duTrieux. posted:idk, maps in chrome is kind o lovely now now that i think about it i probably use maps on my phone 90% of the time. yeah tho the new web interface is balls
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 21:56 |
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Smythe posted:ive been breaking my gimmick all morning. but ill tbh, i dont really have a gimmick hehe some gimmicks are natural like mine i'm naturally this annoying and forgettable
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 22:01 |
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you can almost completely replace google in Yosemite * you can search sites by typing their name before your search query, sidestepping google. also change the rest to duck duck go eg stackoverflow php catch a squirtle * mail is fine * maps is fine, and might get transit directions? * you can share iCloud docs with anyone on iCloud.com (replaces google docs) Cold on a Cob posted:some gimmicks are natural ayy come here
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 22:02 |
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Smythe posted:lol
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 22:03 |
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Necc0 posted:ad-words / sponsored links weren't done in-house? lmao if true Adwords: quote:The original idea was invented by Bill Gross of Idealab who, in turn, borrowed the idea from the model of the Yellow Pages. Google wanted to buy the idea but a deal could not be reached. Not wanting to give up on this form of advertisement, the company launched its own solution, AdWords in 2000. AdWords followed a model that was significantly similar to Bill Gross' creation which led to legal action between the two parties. Eventually the dispute was settled out of court.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 22:15 |