Mince Pieface posted:

One of my friends has been slowly sliding into weirder and dumber 'natural' foods. This is definitely the stupidest poo poo yet.

made of bees posted:

I've heard you either have to stay home for two weeks or wear diapers while using that stuff, because it causes pretty much non-stop diarrhea.

Ragequit posted:

People should just eat sugar free gummy bears instead. It would at least taste better going down. They provide reviews like this:

"It all started the day prior when my sugar tooth persuaded me to eat 2 handfuls of these sugar-free delights. Fast forward 15 hours 23 minutes and 44 seconds, the world shook. All hell broke loose inside me, a sudden headache, my skin began to perspire and something tore around in my abdomen with force enough to make me latch onto my couch with both hands and let out a sheer cry that sent my dog retreating into the bedroom, she probably knew the battle was already lost. I tried to make for the bathroom but the pressure was so intense I had to wait it out on the couch until a lapse in the gut-busting occurred and I regained control of my muscles. It took only moments before the volcano Mt Anus had blown its top. The air quickly turned poisonous from the methane and sulfuric fumes that spewed forth. Violence and terror are understatements of what happened for the next 45 minutes. I sustained 3rd degree burns from contact with the lava that flowed abruptly from my bowels, my blood pressure was at record levels, and my body mass was reduced by 4 lbs. After ample ventilation of the crime scene I quickly took a shower and changed clothes because the powerful fumes had soaked through the fabric and into the skin. I almost had a mental breakdown in the shower after realizing those little gummy bears had nearly defeated such a man that I thought I was. I can now hardly bare to look forward through the night-terrors and PTSD that will come of this horrid event. . ."

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Forty-five minutes is a pretty conservative estimate. "Better part of a day" is more accurate.

Seriously, stay away from sugar-free gummy bears unless you have a clear event calendar and a bathroom to yourself.

ravenkult posted:

Fresh!



Those ''poor children'' AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT

ravenkult posted:

Paid off. I'm red.



ITS ABOUT HUMAN LIVES (Things that happened 80 years ago).

FrozenVent posted:

It's you, you're the idiot / insensitive jerk on Facebook.

ravenkult posted:

Yeah, I'm worried about my dead great-grandfather too. But please, let's not fight, just don't talk about Palestine so much, there are imaginary children dying in Ukraine.

Apogee15 posted:

Yeah, kids never die in a civil war, it's all imaginary.

ravenkult posted:

Dude, poo poo might happen, that doesn't mean we shouldn't give a poo poo about things ACTUALLY happening right now.

e: gently caress it, I don't wanna derail any further, I'm out.

Excels posted:

what a... time to be alive...?

reaganbook.com posted:

Thank you to all those who participated in the pre-release of ReaganBook.com Your participation is helping us build a more secure site. Thank you! Please be patient while we make the necessary changes to keep the site free from obscenity, pornography, and those intent on the destruction of life, liberty, and the family. We will be opening the doors again soon with additional protections in place. As Reagan taught us, trust, but verify.
--Management

FrozenVent posted:

Isn't "trust, but verify" or "trust but check" usually attributed to Stalin as well?

FrozenVent posted:

Isn't "trust, but verify" or "trust but check" usually attributed to Stalin as well?

Wikipedia posted:

Trust, but verify is a form of advice given which recommends that while a source of information might be considered reliable, one should perform additional research to verify that such information is accurate, or trustworthy. The original Russian proverb is a short rhyme which states, Доверяй, но проверяй (doveryai, no proveryai).
[...]
Suzanne Massie, a writer on Russia, met with President Ronald Reagan many times between 1984 and 1987. She taught him the Russian proverb, "doveryai no proveryai" (trust, but verify) [...] The proverb was adopted as a signature phrase by Reagan, who subsequently used it frequently when discussing U.S. relations with the Soviet Union.

karl fungus posted:

I knew a LaTrina, but she preferred to just be called Trina.

Excels posted:

Elysiume posted:

That seems pretty reasonable. Is there some backstory here?

graynull posted:

I don't have the USA story offhand, but if my memory is intact the guy had been pepper sprayed like 6 times and lunged at a cop. One cop fired 9 times and another 3. So as with most simplified internet stories there was more than what was implied.

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

That's unbelievable. No way cops shoot twelve bullets and eleven of them hit center mass.

TinTower posted:

in which a serious anti-trans demagogue retweets someone called "Latrine".

Which is as fake as a name as "Ledasha", for what it's worth.

RagnarokAngel posted:

I heard that's not actually true and it was people just trolling that got wildly popular. Reviews on amazon now are people saying they bought it to prank friends and it didn't work.

DrNutt posted:

Pretty much every sugar free candy has a warning that says "hey, don't eat a fuckton of these things in one sitting or you'll poo poo your brains out." If you can, you know, be a grown up and not mow through a bag at a time, you can still enjoy sugar free candies.

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

You don't need to eat a whole bag. Sugar free Reese's mini cups? Good. At least until you eat 3 and all of the moisture decides to leave your body via the anus immediately. If you're lucky enough to make the bathroom in time it will sound like someone dumping a 5 gallon bucket of water and aquarium gravel in the bowl.