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gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT




gleep gloop fucked around with this message at 09:03 on Jul 16, 2014

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Is that a regular wooden bat or aluminum? :stare:

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Someone tried to barehand one of Stanton's homers



The ball won

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT


I had to watch the first two a couple times to figure out if these were real or from MLB The Show.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

shyduck posted:

Someone tried to barehand one of Stanton's homers



The ball won

Holy poo poo.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


Somebody just threw a rock at me at the speed of a car. What could go wrong with catching it? :downs:

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

I had to watch the first two a couple times to figure out if these were real or from MLB The Show.

lmao get glasses nerd

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

shyduck posted:

Someone tried to barehand one of Stanton's homers



The ball won

My hand after an intense j/o sesh.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Is that a regular wooden bat or aluminum? :stare:

Wood. Stanton stronk

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it
LMAO Vikings.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night




Agreed.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
lmao

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


Get back in the kitchen porkins.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Broncos owner stepping down due to Alzheimer's.


Hopefully the first memory to disappear is that thrashing his team took in the Super Bowl.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Broncos owner stepping down due to Alzheimer's.


Hopefully the first memory to disappear is that thrashing his team took in the Super Bowl.

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Broncos owner stepping down due to Alzheimer's.


Hopefully the first memory to disappear is that thrashing his team took in the Super Bowl.

hopefully its the only thing that sticks

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Eat poo poo, Phillies.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Not professional football, obviously. Is this legal?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Play starts on movement of the ball, so yeah.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Not professional football, obviously. Is this legal?



Is this college or high school?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

That was High School, iirc

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

That was High School, iirc

Jr. High iirc. They counted it as a touch down, but changed the rule the next day saying the snap has to be from between the legs of the center to start play

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

gently caress YES FOOTBALL BITCH

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

BUFFALO BILLS TIME BITCH

:toxx::toxx::toxx::toxx::toxx::toxx::toxx::toxx::toxx::toxx:

The Buffalo Bills will win the 2015 Super Bowl. Or I will be banned.

:toxx::toxx::toxx::toxx::toxx::toxx::toxx::toxx::toxx::toxx:

Also gently caress Bon Jovi forever.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Save yourself a few months of waiting and just burn :10bux:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

if you're not willing to throw everything away ever then you're a waste of life hth

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q
lol the bills

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

gently caress YES FOOTBALL BITCH

They'd better melt down all their rings and make Jim Kelly a huge gently caress-off WWF belt for dealing with the poo poo he's had to.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Booblord Zagats posted:

They'd better melt down all their rings and make Jim Kelly a huge gently caress-off WWF belt for dealing with the poo poo he's had to.

I seriously teared up during that segment. Saddest halftime show ever.

Nostalgia4Butts fucked around with this message at 21:21 on Aug 4, 2014

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Don't think there are many motorsports fans here but we all like gore, so here is the video of Tony Stewart killing a dude last night.

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

Genocide Tendency posted:

Don't think there are many motorsports fans here but we all like gore, so here is the video of Tony Stewart killing a dude last night.

I'm a rallyamerica/wrc guy, and from my perspective that dude killed himself

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


krispykremessuck posted:

I'm a rallyamerica/wrc guy, and from my perspective that dude killed himself

Genocide Tendency posted:

Some kid ran in front of traffic. So SA has decided all car drivers are murderers.

P much sums my thoughts up too.

Don't run in front of dudes on a race track because you are mad.

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

Genocide Tendency posted:

P much sums my thoughts up too.

Don't run in front of dudes on a race track because you are mad.

if you step on a live track you're gonna die, tons of browns walk in front of wrc cars trying to snap pictures and learn the same lesson every year

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Dude stepped into traffic during a race over some light contact. This is Darwin at work.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Genocide Tendency posted:

P much sums my thoughts up too.

Don't run in front of dudes on a race track because you are mad.

He doesn't hit him from the front though, Stewart opens the throttle as he's passing him which caused the car to kick out and strike him.

I don't think he did it intentionally, but Stewart isn't in the clear on it. That said Ward came REALLY far down onto the track and was an idiot.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
Good job victim blaming guys

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

Whip Slagcheek posted:

He doesn't hit him from the front though, Stewart opens the throttle as he's passing him which caused the car to kick out and strike him.

I don't think he did it intentionally, but Stewart isn't in the clear on it. That said Ward came REALLY far down onto the track and was an idiot.

Doesn't matter, the retard walked into a live track. you're supposed to wait for the aid car to get there for a reason. every time this comes up someone bitches about why the person that hit the other didn't go somewhere else on the track, and the answer is always the same: to avoid creating a pile-up somewhere else, and because a lot of the time you're going too fast to safely do anything about it.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Cole posted:

Good job victim blaming guys

PROBATION 08/10/14 01:00pm Cole 75% of all hit and runs are unreported because of victim blaming. Just because he's wearing a track suit doesn't mean he was asking to be struck. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours. Whip Slagcreek Whip Slagcreek

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

PROBATION 08/10/14 01:00pm Cole 75% of all hit and runs are unreported because of victim blaming. Just because he's wearing a track suit doesn't mean he was asking to be struck. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours. Whip Slagcreek Whip Slagcreek

Agreed

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I wish the video was a wider angle. It's an interesting coincidence that Stewart was driving the car that put that dude into the wall in the first place.

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