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I Might Be Adam
Jun 12, 2007

Skip the Waves, Syncopate
Forwards Backwards

Bonzo posted:

GIS Kiss 1981 KISS if you need a good laugh

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Stux
Nov 17, 2006

from phiz, the HB Cable Design PowerSlave Marble

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yHFqYPda00

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!


Stux posted:

from phiz, the HB Cable Design PowerSlave Marble

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yHFqYPda00

Please please let that be a Maiden reference.


...... It's not, is it? :negative:

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Stux posted:

from phiz, the HB Cable Design PowerSlave Marble

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yHFqYPda00

eight thousand nine hundred and ninety-five american dollars

Weird BIAS
Jul 5, 2007

so... guess that's it, huh? just... don't say i didn't warn you.
Can I just take a moment to say the big muff is my least favorite out of the box pedal but with a ts9/od in front it's basically my favorite sound? I'm thinking of getting a line selector just so I can go from pure clean to both pedals on with a single button press because drat.

postin bout my muff

Pocket Billiards
Aug 29, 2007
.

Ferrous Wheel posted:

Hey guys, could I interest you in a loving 48k passive humbucker?


I've never seen that plectrum holding doodad before. Can you actually change the angle of the pick part with it? Looks daft as hell.

Deleuzionist
Jul 20, 2010

we respect the antelope; for the antelope is not a mere antelope
those reviews are precious

"The HB Cable Design PowerSlave Marble Power Distributor affects an immediate Rx by putting in place the most solid foundation I've encountered. It begins by firming up the loose bass—actually, everything from 20–20kHz benefits from firming. The low frequencies became weighty, massive, and taut, and don't spread upwards into the lower midrange. Tone drops and becomes a bit darker, notes became dense and concentrated, what Lynn likes to call centered. A lot of the vague atmospheric effects some listeners call air were washed away. Yet, they are fully developed; timbres are quite fully realized.

The firming particularly benefits articulation. Now I can pick out each woodwind and follow their lines; now I can "see" each instrument on the soundstage. Note that the Marble also imparts huge dollops of flesh and keeps images at full size. It firms without shrinking or getting lean—that's nice! What I'm saying is the Marble heightens definition and articulation while maintaining the beauty of the sound. There is no loss—only gain with this power distributor."

dude i think that's the acid you dropped, not the power strip...

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Harry in Rio posted:



bc rich makes pretty ugly guitars i mean look at that poo poo

Lol i have the ST version of this guitar except not in such hideous colour and it's pretty bitchin' sorry OP

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Quickscope420dad posted:

Lol i have the ST version of this guitar except not in such hideous colour and it's pretty bitchin' sorry OP

same

Synonamess Botch
Jun 5, 2006

dicks are for my cat
Bc rich makes a lot of ugly guitars but the mockingbird is not one of them.

Actuary X
Jul 20, 2007

Not really the best actuary in the world.

That is a very nice power strip (with no filtering) and I would be willing to pay as much as $100 for it, although I'm not sure what the shipping would be on a 40 lb. block of marble.

I think plugging my computer into it would make the ones and zeroes more precise, not sloppy approximate values like they are now. Drives me crazy.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Does anyone else remember the teenage metal band Vai put together in the 90s?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yqMkjy4jPs

And yes that is the kid from D'ffrent Stroke and Salute Your Shorts.

Zuhzuhzombie!!
Apr 17, 2008
FACTS ARE A CONSPIRACY BY THE CAPITALIST OPRESSOR

Bonzo posted:

Does anyone else remember the teenage metal band Vai put together in the 90s?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yqMkjy4jPs

And yes that is the kid from D'ffrent Stroke and Salute Your Shorts.

And Terminator 2. Don't forget Terminator 2.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008




gently caress this guy. Mostly on general principle, but still. gently caress that box.

Gilgameshback
May 18, 2010

Who the gently caress is Joe Bonamassa? The only place I have ever seen him mentioned is the Guitar Center website.

Dirt
May 26, 2003

Gilgameshback posted:

Who the gently caress is Joe Bonamassa? The only place I have ever seen him mentioned is the Guitar Center website.

He's like the whitest blues guy possible.

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.
I only know of him from the 30,000 commercials from a nearby casino he played at.

Dirt
May 26, 2003

He would be a lot better if he didn't sing. He has the worst case of "White dude trying to sound like an old black blues guy" voice I have ever heard.

Decent enough guitarist, if you are into that kind of "blues".

Jedrick
Mar 21, 2010

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:

Dirt posted:

Decent enough guitarist, if you are into that kind of "blues".

So he's awful then, got it, thanks.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
he wears sunglasses indoors yet he's not vision impaired

muike
Mar 16, 2011

ガチムチ セブン

comes along bort posted:

he wears sunglasses indoors yet he's not vision impaired

Who's the blind fat guy with a prs sig (that's really cool if you like prs)


oh right johnny hiland

fake edit: nooo they stopped making it

iostream.h
Mar 14, 2006
I want your happy place to slap you as it flies by.

The whole Bonamassa thing kind of sucks for the dude.

I had no idea who he was until a while back he tried to buy an amp I had rented to a studio, he was cool as hell and we talked gear bullshit for hours and he was cool even after I repeatedly said 'no it's not for sale, sorry' and he never attempted to namedrop or anything, none of that 'do you know who I am' bullshit, he was just a cool, average guy who loves guitars and poo poo and he REALLY enjoys geeking out over the minutae, pedals, effects and the little goofy poo poo.

When he's just being 'him', dude plays some wicked poo poo, especially when he's got his bari out, but the people paying $30 for those bobble head dolls and $100 for a seat to his show, they want to hear SRV, over and over. With 100% honesty, if I could pull that schtick off to the level he and John Mayer and some of those guys do, I'd ride that train until it derailed.

But yeah, I can't stand his 'stage persona' at all, and I'm so dead loving tired of hearing SRV.
Then again, I keep seeing shots of his gear collection and I don't feel so sorry for him after all.

Zuhzuhzombie!!
Apr 17, 2008
FACTS ARE A CONSPIRACY BY THE CAPITALIST OPRESSOR
I had never heard of him. But then he got that signature guitar.

I guess living in the deep south I kinda knew who Derek Trucks is even passively.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
haha yeah he's being forced at gunpoint to play poo poo music for poo poo people at $100 a pop

Ferrous Wheel
Aug 18, 2007

"This is not only a security risk but we occasionally get pigeons roosting in the space as a result."
I feel like Bonamassa is probably living exactly the life hie 13 year old self wanted to live. Most of us develop other priorities eventually but meh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvHEyAnS0bs

muike
Mar 16, 2011

ガチムチ セブン

comes along bort posted:

haha yeah he's being forced at gunpoint to play poo poo music for poo poo people at $100 a pop

I think he's saying that he makes so much dosh on it that he doesn't care about how lame it is, and I'd be in the same camp

Dirt
May 26, 2003

Ferrous Wheel posted:

I feel like Bonamassa is probably living exactly the life hie 13 year old self wanted to live. Most of us develop other priorities eventually but meh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvHEyAnS0bs

That reminds me of this kid Quinn Sullivan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQJGIdCy5Rc

He opened for Buddy Guy last time I saw him. Something just feels weird hearing a 12 year old sing songs about heartbreak and the blues.

The blues is so weird. Like 10 years from now all the original dudes are gonna be dead, and all that will be left is poser white dudes.

iostream.h
Mar 14, 2006
I want your happy place to slap you as it flies by.

comes along bort posted:

haha yeah he's being forced at gunpoint to play poo poo music for poo poo people at $100 a pop
That's the opposite of my point. He wasn't bitching about it, never mentioned it, just seems like it's what he makes a lot of money doing and there's worse things to be doing so why not? Like I said, if I could ape SRV, or hell, any of the overplayed crap that's become a stereotype and make the money he makes doing it? I'd buy a goofy fedora so fast your head would spin.

Hell, I'm not overly proud of most of my Top Ramen being paid for by shilling radio ad jingles, but gently caress it, it pays the bills so why complain?

NinjaEdit: Muike nailed it.
If you heard the guys playing before you met him, you'd probably expect him to be some weird, goony bluesdad, but dude's actually pretty cool and doesn't go on and on about the standard TGP poo poo you'd expect. I was really surprised when I DID hear his album stuff after meeting him, totally expected his music to have gone a different way.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
well your post implied that it's essentially an act he's trapped in performing but it's obvious that's what he likes doing

iostream.h
Mar 14, 2006
I want your happy place to slap you as it flies by.

comes along bort posted:

well your post implied that it's essentially an act he's trapped in performing but it's obvious that's what he likes doing
No sorry, didn't mean to imply that, was just saying that his act is just that, an act. It's pretty clear that he enjoys a hell of a lot more than what he's 'known' for, but again, play what people are willing to pay for and use the proceeds to fund what you enjoy the most (which, for him seems to be buying the coolest vintage gear in existence).

Synonamess Botch
Jun 5, 2006

dicks are for my cat

Dirt posted:

That reminds me of this kid Quinn Sullivan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQJGIdCy5Rc

He opened for Buddy Guy last time I saw him. Something just feels weird hearing a 12 year old sing songs about heartbreak and the blues.

The blues is so weird. Like 10 years from now all the original dudes are gonna be dead, and all that will be left is poser white dudes.

there is something about that white guy playing the same tired making GBS threads blues licks fake soulful head-back eyes-closed face that i just cannot stand and that something is everything, that i just mentioned.

iostream.h
Mar 14, 2006
I want your happy place to slap you as it flies by.

Synonamess Botch posted:

there is something about that white guy playing the same tired making GBS threads blues licks fake soulful head-back eyes-closed face that i just cannot stand and that something is everything, that i just mentioned.
I really wish I'd saved that old thread on TGP about 'How do you practice your solo face?'.
The best thing is when the old blues fucks go on and on about how shredding is soulless and the whole 'one note tonez and soul and feel one note ONE NOTE'.

After my gig this past Saturday night went somewhat South, had the bar owner join in and ask if we could play a blues shuffle for him to play along to with his harmonica, no problem, then a buddy of his joined in and it was a nonstop 5 minute long wankfest between the two of them.

They nodded over to me at one point and the only thing I could think to do was see how weird I could get feedback, my wah and my ring mod to sound over that goofy C shuffle, *hits note points guitar towards speaker cab and presses pedal butans while looking somber*.

It wasn't ALL bad, at one point the waitresses started sending up full glasses of vodka instead of single shots and when I asked what was up the owner said 'it's my last night, we're closing, gotta drink all this poo poo up before 2am' and once word spread, it went from a regular show to full-on how crazy can the night get.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
i wonder if buried in the contract robert johnson made with lucifer is a clause stating 75 years onward only white people will have any interest in his music

iostream.h
Mar 14, 2006
I want your happy place to slap you as it flies by.

comes along bort posted:

i wonder if buried in the contract robert johnson made with lucifer is a clause stating 75 years onward only white people will have any interest in his music
'And will lament the difficulties of life whilst playing $10k guitars through $5k amps and stepping on $1k pedals'

muike
Mar 16, 2011

ガチムチ セブン

comes along bort posted:

i wonder if buried in the contract robert johnson made with lucifer is a clause stating 75 years onward only white people will have any interest in his music

i really like that episode of metalocalypse

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

iostream.h posted:

'And will lament the difficulties of life whilst playing $10k guitars through $5k amps and stepping on $1k pedals'

and i looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was dumble, and tones followed with him

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

The instrument of the bluespocalypse:



It is goldplated. It costs $32,000.

iostream.h
Mar 14, 2006
I want your happy place to slap you as it flies by.

That'd go right handy in the 'I'm afraid to play my new Les Paul' thread over on TGP.

Seriously, if you guys haven't already, go over there, make an account and look around. It's loving HILARIOUS.

Off the top of my head:
'I just bought a new R9 (1959 Reissue Les Paul) and I'm afraid to play it because I don't want to wear it out'
'I just bought a brand new PRS and when I was changing strings I put a ding in the finish so I'm shipping it back to PRS to have it refinished'
'When playing blues when does it become self indulgent?'

Oh, and ANYTHING posted by this guy GearAndGuitars is solid gold if it's posted in any thread even remotely related to piracy. Youtube (even and especially the channels hosted by artists and/or their labels), Spotify, Pandora, Apple iRadio, yes everyone who avails themselves of those perfectly legal resources are pirates and are scum who deserve to be jailed. The best, recently was when he called some guy a horrible parent who has horrible children because in some random thread the guy mentioned hearing his daughter watching someone on YouTube and asking her who she was listening to.

Guitar Cables: are the really expensive ones worth it? is pretty much all my brain can take. From 'breaking instrument cables in properly' to 'directional cables' to the guy who is adamant that ANYONE can hear the difference between their poo poo and his $1k/foot instrument cable but who spazzed out when someone suggested doing a blind test, that's probably my favorite in recent days.

unlawfulsoup
May 12, 2001

Welcome home boys!

Allen Wren posted:

The instrument of the bluespocalypse:



It is goldplated. It costs $32,000.

I can't remember the name but there is a company that basically just specializes in making tacky guitars for rich people (with no clue or taste). That guitar looks like it is out of their catalogue.

edit: http://rockroyaltycustomguitars.com - was wrong not gold guitars, just guitars slathered in jewels

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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

muike posted:

i really like that episode of metalocalypse

the whole first season of that show was loving genius, but really only if you're into heavy metal or a musician. My drummer friend thinks the recording episode is the most spot on representation of recording he's ever seen and I agree with him

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