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mobby_6kl posted:The real life hack is only using jeans with buttons on the fly They are comfortable, but they kinda defeat the purpose of a fly.
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Shy bladder? Avoid the worry by pre-pissing on your kids before they get stung by a jellyfish.
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Jul 30, 2014 21:03
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Life hack #1: make a fuby post earn the respect of your pets
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Jonathan Yeah! posted:Shy bladder? Avoid the worry by pre-pissing on your kids before they get stung by a jellyfish. That's dumb, piss in a bottle beforehand and pour it on them. Pro tip: make a bottle out of bread tags. Do it.
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Jul 30, 2014 21:21
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im pooping! posted:Have you tried it? Because I have and it doesn't work. You'll get drunk, but you won't have clean breath. Sadly the alcohol on your breath is from the alcohol in your system circulating through your lungs and out when you exhale.  life hack: Need to get some place but don't have a car? Call your friend and tell them that family died and ask if they take you to the funeral home.
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Jul 31, 2014 00:09
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Lifehack: Piss in a bottle then stuff a rag in so it hangs out of it, lite the rag and toss at a cops feet with enough force for it to shatter.
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Jul 31, 2014 02:01
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SeaGoatSupreme posted:life hack: Need to get some place but don't have a car? Call your friend and tell them that family died and ask if they take you to the funeral home. Hey man, my grandma just died and I need a ride to the wake... It's at Wal-Mart... Funeral is being held directly afterwards at ABC Liquors... After that you can drop me back off at home.
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Jul 31, 2014 02:04
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*if you don't shower for a month
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Jul 31, 2014 05:43
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MariusLecter posted:Lifehack: Piss in a bottle then stuff a rag in so it hangs out of it, lite the rag and toss at a cops feet with enough force for it to shatter. Lifehack: save money on bottles and rags by pissing directly on a cop (no liability implied or accepted)
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Jul 31, 2014 07:43
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lifehack: post "gently caress the police" online as much as possible but be petrified of them irl
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Jul 31, 2014 08:14
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Rad Tad posted:lifehack: post "gently caress the police" online as much as possible but be petrified of them irl this also works with minorities
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Jul 31, 2014 09:38
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Thesaurus posted:Boozehack: If you want to be drunk at work secretly, inject the booze directly into your anus. You can get drunk fast without having people smell alcohol on your breathe! Anal Boozehack (wicked band name): Is the start of the workday too early to get your drink on? Shove a ziplock bag full of alcohol into your pre-loosened rear end in a top hat, and just clench for a mid-day pick-me-up!
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Jul 31, 2014 09:50
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One of my cousins tried this. It looked pretty much like you'd expect blurry marker with hairspray on it would look.
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Jul 31, 2014 09:57
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M_Sinistrari posted:One of my cousins tried this. It looked pretty much like you'd expect blurry marker with hairspray on it would look. one of my cousins tried this too, he just hasn't woken up yup
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Jul 31, 2014 10:39
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Lifehack: Don't temporary tattoo the inside of your nostril with a Sharpie.
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Jul 31, 2014 11:20
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 stop cooking your eggs in the oven like a square, everyone knows that the best way is to use a rice cooker to achieve perfectly overcooked eggs and rice that tastes of calcium and cloaca
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Jul 31, 2014 13:22
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twoday posted:
drat it's like you walking in on some crackhead who broke into your house and decided to cook dinner but it's been so long since he's had his own place or the means to cook so he no longer understands what dinner is everyday
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Jul 31, 2014 13:40
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY6I71-bajo
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Jul 31, 2014 13:52
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Stand in puddle of water while use corded power drill over bucket. Is fine, is no problem 
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Jul 31, 2014 14:08
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This is basically how they peel potatos indstrially anyway except they usually use like 3 or 4 heads to just deskin the potatos instantly as they pass by.
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Jul 31, 2014 16:35
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Saw a guy dump a bunch of potatoes in a bucket and then skinned them in 30 seconds with a power drill + plastic brush + hose.
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Jul 31, 2014 16:37
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He's using a dirty toilet brush to peel potatoes.
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Jul 31, 2014 16:56
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You know they're clean when you buy them from the store right?
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bamhand posted:You know they're clean when you buy them from the store right? And can be sanitized.
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Jul 31, 2014 17:43
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Impossible. Anything that has touched poo is forever poo-touched. That's just science.
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Lotish posted:Impossible. Anything that has touched poo is forever poo-touched. That's just science. True. So you shouldn't be eating potatoes anyway. They grow outside, in the dirt. Bugs poop out there.
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bamhand posted:You know they're clean when you buy them from the store right? I can see someone finding that video and going "Ooh, that looks like an awesome idea" and not being clever enough to look beyond their own bathroom.
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Lotish posted:Impossible. Anything that has touched poo is forever poo-touched. That's just science. In addition, anything that has been made to touch poo has been touched by poo via the fourth dimension. Antero-poo-touched. Pro-poo-touched? Regardless, there's poo everywhere you guys, trust nothing.
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Jul 31, 2014 18:07
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The real life hack is using a toilet brush when you could have gotten a structurally identical dish washing brush and sounded less gross in the process.
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Jul 31, 2014 18:14
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Kitchen brushes aren't as rounded, which increases the chance of something going wrong. As always, safety is number one priority.
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Jul 31, 2014 18:17
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now use the soggy potato peels to wipe the poo poo off the toilet bowl
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StrangersInTheNight posted:So there are people on this very forum who have taken the time to turn a whole package of Oreos into plain chocolate biscuits by hand because it never occurred to them that those exist as a product. This is because Oreos are much more common in American supermarkets, not to mention cheaper than the nine dollar box of premium cocoa wafers.
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twoday posted:
Or, OR, just use your PID-controlled sous-vide immersion circulator, because exact temperature stability is the key to making proper repeatable boiled eggs
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Sagebrush posted:Or, OR, just use your PID-controlled sous-vide immersion circulator, because exact temperature stability is the key to making proper repeatable boiled eggs I love that the "x"-ed out one suggests that after putting the eggs in the oven, you then cook the eggs for a half an hour. You could do that, or you could just boil an egg for 5 minutes.
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Jul 31, 2014 22:41
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twoday posted:
Hey, I have that same rice cooker. It's a piece of poo poo.
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Wanamingo posted:Hey, I have that same rice cooker. It's a piece of poo poo. Maybe as a rice cooker. But as an egg cooker, hoo-boy
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Jul 31, 2014 22:53
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twoday posted:
At that point why not boil them in a pot like a normal person?
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Namarrgon posted:At that point why not boil them in a pot like a normal person? Because then you dirty a pot, duh.
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Dorm boiled eggs. Probably don't have an oven or a range, but they might just have a rice cooker. I understand even a hot plate is pushing it these days.
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