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de_dust
Jan 21, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
guys, dow2 or retribution???,,

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Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


de_dust posted:

guys, dow2 or retribution???,,

For what purpose? DOWII's campaign owns way harder, but Retribution is the "active" one in terms of multiplayer.

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:

gender illusionist posted:

Long ago the Master Sculptors of Games Workshop were tasked with creating Nagash, The First Necromancer, destroyer of civilizations, progenitor of all vampires and scourge of the Empire.

This was the fruits of the labour:



Bet this guy loves mardi gra.

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Trast posted:

Bet this guy loves mardi gra.

The toomb kinges crewe

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
a skull man wearing a cone of skulls, topped with a skull, complimenting his skull staff of skulls

skulls skulls skulls skulls skulls skulls

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

scalded schlong posted:

crewing a skull, in fact

repping the skull crew

necroid
May 14, 2009

I'd unironically enjoy sporting a skull crew/crewed by skulls gang tag

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




necroid posted:

I'd unironically enjoy sporting a skull crew/crewed by skulls gang tag

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

necroid posted:

I'd unironically enjoy sporting a skull crew/crewed by skulls gang tag

same

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


de_dust posted:

guys, dow2 or retribution???,,

Retribution is much better, its campaign isn't very good after one play-through, but DOW 2's campaign takes forever, re-uses like four maps endlessly, and is generally stupid and boring. In all other ways Retribution is far superior.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

necroid posted:

I'd unironically enjoy sporting a skull crew/crewed by skulls gang tag

Let's do this poo poo up

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

paranoid randroid posted:

a skull man wearing a cone of skulls, topped with a skull, complimenting his skull staff of skulls

skulls skulls skulls skulls skulls skulls

This is it, skulls are done.

Let's talk about gothic archways now.

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

necroid posted:

I'd unironically enjoy sporting a skull crew/crewed by skulls gang tag

thread should be renamed skull crew imo

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Harime Nui posted:

This is it, skulls are done.

Let's talk about gothic archways now.

Or how every skull in 40k has perfect white teeth.

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




In the dark future there is only war and dentistry

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Harime Nui posted:

This is it, skulls are done.

Let's talk about gothic archways now.

a man bored of skullz is a man bored of life

GTFO!

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

Harime Nui posted:

This is it, skulls are done.

Let's talk about gothic archways now.

most of those archways are covered in skulls

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Whorelord posted:

William Murderfang Murderfang Murderfang

bet GW is kicking themselves for not thinking of Murderface

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Present posted:

This is hilarious on so many levels, but my favorite is fact that his head skull is obviously way too big for his body. It's as if he's wearing a skull helmet on his regular sized head.

It's skulls all the way down.

if you lift his robe up he's actually two skulls, one standing on top of the other Little Rascals style

necroid
May 14, 2009

nothing's stopping him from having a bone willy with a tiny skull on top

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

necroid posted:

I'd unironically enjoy sporting a skull crew/crewed by skulls gang tag

Background: All skulls, bone white obv

Text: Overly Gothic "Crew" or whatever that translates to in fake Latin

Edit: Crewtus

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
At what point do the skulls stop being grimdark and became just plain old Khmer Rouge.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Jumpingmanjim posted:

At what point do the skulls stop being grimdark and became just plain old Khmer Rouge.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
the imperium puts flying buttresses on every drat thing

your spaceships are in space they dont need structural support gad dang

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

paranoid randroid posted:

the imperium puts flying buttresses on every drat thing

your spaceships are in space they dont need structural support gad dang

i'm fairly certain those ships have so much mass that they have some significant gravitation force (much like your mother)

Senjuro
Aug 19, 2006

OneThousandMonkeys posted:

Retribution is much better, its campaign isn't very good after one play-through, but DOW 2's campaign takes forever, re-uses like four maps endlessly, and is generally stupid and boring. In all other ways Retribution is far superior.

Just make sure that your one and only Retribution play-through is the ork campaign.

necroid
May 14, 2009

welp attachment doesn't work



Only registered members can see post attachments!

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Senjuro posted:

Just make sure that your one and only Retribution play-through is the ork campaign.

Counterpoint: the Impguard campaign has you playing Lord Mustache and his merry band of Catachans.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Len posted:

Counterpoint: the Impguard campaign has you playing Lord Mustache and his merry band of Catachans.

the guard ending is great

"well lord general i guess you turned out not to be a total idiot"
"well sergeant i guess i wont have to have you shot"

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
just watch the cutscenes on YT and save yourself the trouble

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

necroid posted:

welp attachment doesn't work







lol

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe
Imperial ships are heavily decorated to scare away daemons

Why did you think they were covered in skulls and gargoyle statues and spikes

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
because skull & spike funding is issued on a strict "use it or lose it" basis?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

paranoid randroid posted:

because skull & spike funding is issued on a strict "use it or lose it" basis?

40k NASA used all of their skulls and spikes on a rover and they still lost a lot of their allocation :(

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
anyway why would you put skulls &tc on something to scare demons. dont they basically love that poo poo? thats like dealing with a roach problem by smearing peanut butter all over the wall.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

necroid posted:

welp attachment doesn't work







I don't like how it moves, it may interfere with my Star Trek avatar :ohdear:

MAKE IT AGAIN AND BETTER :commissar:

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
oh christ no. lock the thread. things have run their course and all it will be is losers begging for tags now

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
gently caress off m8

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:

necroid posted:

welp attachment doesn't work







Those are great.

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Shadeoses posted:

Imperial ships are heavily decorated to scare away daemons

Why did you think they were covered in skulls and gargoyle statues and spikes

admit it if you walked by a building an dit had an ugly statue of your own head staring back at you you'd probably be pretty spooked too


alternatively demons are interdimensional spirits from hell dimension with no set physical form so they model themselves on skull spike demons because that's all they see encrusting pretty much everyting in 40k world and they just want to fit in

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