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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Elysiume posted:

That seems pretty reasonable. Is there some backstory here?

Expecting officers to shoot someone in a leg isn't reasonable. It sucks that someone died but expecting poo poo from movies is stupid.

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The Shame Boy
Jan 27, 2014

Dead weight, just like this post.



Not knowing anything about the story, i can believe sombody, through adrenaline not realizing they've been shot that much and not dying till a bit later.

It's not always like the movies where they might as well be playing laser tag where you're down and out after one shot.

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

kazil posted:

Expecting officers to shoot someone in a leg isn't reasonable. It sucks that someone died but expecting poo poo from movies is stupid.

Yeah, therefore you should immediately shoot someone 12 times in the chest. The only way to prevent harm to the noble law officers is to make sure the mentally ill man with the pocket knife stops breathing for good.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Okay if you're gonna bring up German police as a shining example then you have to also mention that they also relatively recently shot and killed a naked mentally ill man with a knife in a public fountain.

Plus if we're talking about Bavarian police, the fact that the guy only got shot in the leg is probably more a question of bad aim than anything else.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Heads up: the MPI for Molecular Cell Biology in Germany found out that two substances that naturally occur in certain fruit and Greek yogurt can counteract Parkinson's. So get ready for that to hit the usual channels and get twisted into BEAT BIG PHARMA BY EATING FRUIT ON THE BOTTOM. At least it's not that far off the mark.

SybilVimes
Oct 29, 2011

My Lovely Horse posted:

Heads up: the MPI for Molecular Cell Biology in Germany found out that two substances that naturally occur in certain fruit and Greek yogurt can counteract Parkinson's. So get ready for that to hit the usual channels and get twisted into BEAT BIG PHARMA BY EATING FRUIT ON THE BOTTOM. At least it's not that far off the mark.

quote:

They also showed that the two substances rescued the toxic affects of the weed killer Paraquat. Cells that had been treated with this herbicide, which is known to cause a Parkinson’s-like harm of mitochondria, recovered after the addition of the two substances.

Not just Big Pharma, but Big Monsanto* too.


* Actually ICI/AkzoNobel but close enough

CrowsNestMutineer
Mar 9, 2009

* Juciano makes the best damned Caesar dressing I've ever tasted in my life.

Yay, transphobia.



Me, I'm going to withhold my thoughts regarding her physical appearance until I find out how old she is in that photo.

BobFossil
Jun 17, 2005

Note to self: I hate whites.

CrowsNestMutineer posted:

Yay, transphobia.



Me, I'm going to withhold my thoughts regarding her physical appearance until I find out how old she is in that photo.

pedophobe.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

BobFossil posted:

pedophobe.

Um, it's "ephebophobe" :smug:

SybilVimes
Oct 29, 2011

CrowsNestMutineer posted:

Yay, transphobia.



Me, I'm going to withhold my thoughts regarding her physical appearance until I find out how old she is in that photo.

Doesn't that alone imply that you see that image as nothing but wank-material?

If you were interpreting it as the more acceptable meaning of 'cute' it wouldn't matter how old she is, a cute young girl is cute regardless of legality in regards to sex.

CrowsNestMutineer
Mar 9, 2009

* Juciano makes the best damned Caesar dressing I've ever tasted in my life.

SybilVimes posted:

Doesn't that alone imply that you see that image as nothing but wank-material?

(A) Yes, and (B) it was a joke, deliberately intended to imply just that. At least in my culture, "cute," when applied to an adult human, implies physical and sexual attractiveness. Maybe the connotations of the word are different for you.

In case it's not clear, I interpret the caption as meaning "Do you think she's cute (i.e., attractive)? ITS REALLY A GUY HAW HAW U R GAY." And that's not cool for anybody.

I'd better stop explaining before I become an Idiot on Social Media, unless it's already too late.

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Ninjasaurus
Feb 11, 2014

This is indeed a disturbing universe.

SybilVimes posted:

Doesn't that alone imply that you see that image as nothing but wank-material?

If you were interpreting it as the more acceptable meaning of 'cute' it wouldn't matter how old she is, a cute young girl is cute regardless of legality in regards to sex.

I think she's a cute young girl but do not wish to have sex with her because I am not a pedophile. Also, I like men. I'm sure this will prove to be a valuable contribution to the discussion.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

CrowsNestMutineer posted:

Yay, transphobia.



Me, I'm going to withhold my thoughts regarding her physical appearance until I find out how old she is in that photo.
Your failed pedophilia joke aside, I think that's less "HA HA SHE'S A GUY YOU'RE GAY" and more "The stereotype of transwomen being "mannish" is bullshit." But that could just be me giving the benefit of the doubt.

Segmentation Fault posted:

EDIT: Incoming internet social justice shitstorm


Did you forget to link to the SJW shitstorm or is this what you think qualifies as SJW?

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

DrNutt posted:

Yeah, therefore you should immediately shoot someone 12 times in the chest. The only way to prevent harm to the noble law officers is to make sure the mentally ill man with the pocket knife stops breathing for good.

If I'm a cop, have already pepper-sprayed the man to no effect, and he lunged at me with a butcher knife... I'm going to aim for center mass.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Scarf posted:

If I'm a cop, have already pepper-sprayed the man to no effect, and he lunged at me with a butcher knife... I'm going to aim for center mass.

Shame you're unlikely to hit it.

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

Aramoro posted:

Shame you're unlikely to hit it.

I dunno, I'm a pretty decent shot. But then I probably shoot more than NYPD officers.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

DrNutt posted:

Yeah, therefore you should immediately shoot someone 12 times in the chest. The only way to prevent harm to the noble law officers is to make sure the mentally ill man with the pocket knife stops breathing for good.

A gun is a weapon of deadly force. If you are going to shoot, it's to kill, not to incapacitate. Like I said, it sucks that someone died. But leg shots/arm shots/warning shots are bullshit you see from movies.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

kazil posted:

A gun is a weapon of deadly force. If you are going to shoot, it's to kill, not to incapacitate. Like I said, it sucks that someone died. But leg shots/arm shots/warning shots are bullshit you see from movies.

Except that in one of the cases in the macro it actually happened.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Who What Now posted:

Except that in one of the cases in the macro it actually happened.

It's not something officers are trained to do nor should they be. The macro implies that using a gun to incapacitate suspects is "their job" which is the dumb part. Guns are for killing people.

Also, leg shots can be deadly too. Just ask Sean Taylor.

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!
police brutality is something of a big issue where i live in toronto right now, cuz around this time last year, a bunch of cops surrounded one kid sitting alone on a trolley with a knife, then shot blindly at him like 9 times without provocation. when they saw he was twitching on the floor of the vehicle, another cop rushed in to tase him and he died

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

Excels posted:

police brutality is something of a big issue where i live in toronto right now, cuz around this time last year, a bunch of cops surrounded one kid sitting alone on a trolley with a knife, then shot blindly at him like 9 times without provocation. when they saw he was twitching on the floor of the vehicle, another cop rushed in to tase him and he died

And yet my hippie friends insist that only the US police use excessive force ever since they were asked to leave the retarded faux-Occupy they setup in my town. I wish I had screenshots because that really qualifies for this thread.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!
Back on track...

My three wolf moon cousin posted this:



and 5 minutes later fell for The Onion's Death Penalty Machine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfsMMVgIToA

:allears:

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
NYPD has a thing for firing wildly into a crowd of innocent civilians:

http://gothamist.com/2012/08/25/ray_kelly_9_empire_state_building_c.php

The best part was, it was hard to find an article about that shooting, because NYPD has shot bystanders in time square multiple times:

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/12/05/nyregion/unarmed-man-is-charged-with-wounding-bystanders-shot-by-police-near-times-square.html

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!

Don Gato posted:

And yet my hippie friends insist that only the US police use excessive force ever since they were asked to leave the retarded faux-Occupy they setup in my town. I wish I had screenshots because that really qualifies for this thread.

I had a good, hearty laugh at American people saying if Obamacare went through they were moving to Canada, because they were trying to avoid socialism. We even got in on the joke, too, saying if we saw a Prius at the border they would be stopped and turned back

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Maker Of Shoes posted:

Back on track...

My three wolf moon cousin posted this:



That's funny.

Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Did you forget to link to the SJW shitstorm or is this what you think qualifies as SJW?

No and no. I just imagine that the lady who once was chased off the Internet by SJWs is going to face that poo poo again because of these comments.

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

CrowsNestMutineer posted:

Yay, transphobia.



Me, I'm going to withhold my thoughts regarding her physical appearance until I find out how old she is in that photo.

16. Stop being such a loving american.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Maker Of Shoes posted:

and 5 minutes later fell for The Onion's Death Penalty Machine.

Got screenshots of that?

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

Met posted:

Got screenshots of that?

I wish I did. I linked him the actual Onion link and without replying he just deleted his post. :(

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!

Don Gato posted:

And yet my hippie friends insist that only the US police use excessive force ever since they were asked to leave the retarded faux-Occupy they setup in my town. I wish I had screenshots because that really qualifies for this thread.

also one time a police officer pretended to be a flood victim rescued by the police, praising their efforts on the news to make them look good. they got in a heap of trouble for that

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Your failed pedophilia joke aside, I think that's less "HA HA SHE'S A GUY YOU'RE GAY" and more "The stereotype of transwomen being "mannish" is bullshit." But that could just be me giving the benefit of the doubt.

In that case, she wouldn't be referred to as a boy.

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

kazil posted:

A gun is a weapon of deadly force. If you are going to shoot, it's to kill, not to incapacitate. Like I said, it sucks that someone died. But leg shots/arm shots/warning shots are bullshit you see from movies.

I'm glad it takes so little in the US to escalate a situation to the point where deadly force is used. "Welp pepper spray didn't work EMPTY YOUR CLIPS BOYS."

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
So somebody I vaguely know posted a lengthy but reasonable rant about how his district has been gerrymandered and his vote won't count for anything because his district is now overwhelmingly democratic. Some people lamented the current state of the U.S. political system, yadda yadda yadda. Then some dude whose Facebook middle name is "DJ TruSmoke" came in with this:

quote:

It's astonishing to see that political parties have been mutilated behind the scenes so much that it has been broken down to upper and lower class citizenry...speckling the other districts with incumbent wealthy and lumping the complete lower class into a demographic where they total only count for a couple votes electorially speaking. I'm ready to Execute Traitors in the name of the American people and on behalf of the constitution of the united states. circa 1776
At first I thought that he was being ironic, but when someone sarcastically said "Yes, violent revolution is the answer," he responded with this gem:

quote:

But you see it's all bullshit ...it doesn't matter if all the dems and all the gop vote or not...Our votes don't even count for poo poo..except to amuse the campaigners in a popularity poll. The assholes who hold the electoral college votes decide who makes it or not. Sounds an awful lot like the federal reserve...you the people believe the fed. Res. Is an entity of the united states government, but in fact is a privately owned and operated corporation run by offshore non-u.s. citizen conglomerate of banker cartel. And by believing the hype we have sold the next 100 generations into economic slavery....yes SLAVERY.
Now what part of this seems friendly and un-traitorous to the people to you?
Violence? No...i prefer the term Justice.
Integrity is the ability to do right by others even when nobody is paying attention.
Something the powers that be forgot a very long time ago.
They'r days are numbered.
People Should be Pissed! Bubbles of perfect plastic government fabricated lives completely burst!
And i do expect a certain ammount of bashing from the completely lost and brainwashed but it's ok. There is no Victory without sacrifice.
:psyduck:

EDIT: I clicked on his profile and oh my god it's just a bunch of these







EDIT 2: He has now said that, "scalability wise" the minimum wage should be $54.00/hr. Fifty-four.

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Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

DrNutt posted:

I'm glad it takes so little in the US to escalate a situation to the point where deadly force is used. "Welp pepper spray didn't work EMPTY YOUR CLIPS BOYS."

Did you miss the part where he lunged a the cop with a butcher knife from 3ft away?

We get it, you don't like cops. You don't like guns. But they have the right to protect themselves from life-threatening harm, same as anyone else in this country.

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Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!


LaughMyselfTo
Nov 15, 2012

by XyloJW

Um, don't post that in this thread. People who identify with the political left are never wrong and implying otherwise makes you unfit for Something Awful.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I am pretty sure we have (or had? I dunno) a tumblr mock thread so might want to ease up on that persecution complex champ.

If you even define that as leftist, which isn't that clear cut, I suppose.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



You do realise almost all of that extreme poo poo in tumblr is just people trolling, right? Especially recently due to all the 4channers making accounts to screw with them.

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

Scarf posted:

Did you miss the part where he lunged a the cop with a butcher knife from 3ft away?

We get it, you don't like cops. You don't like guns. But they have the right to protect themselves from life-threatening harm, same as anyone else in this country.

Nope, cops actually should be held to a higher standard than private citizens when it comes to lethal force.

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LaughMyselfTo
Nov 15, 2012

by XyloJW

CharlestheHammer posted:

I am pretty sure we have (or had? I dunno) a tumblr mock thread so might want to ease up on that persecution complex champ.

Yes, and what happened to it?

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