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youve heart my feelings Earthy Ape Unit, whoever you are
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 19:06 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 12:58 |
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euroboy posted:youve heart my feelings Earthy Ape Unit, whoever you are It's PITUAE.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 20:27 |
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 20:32 |
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lol
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 20:39 |
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Reddit strikes again.quote:He's quite content. He has just bought Sanchez, Ospina, Chambers and Debuchy. They are all dangling about in their bags, as he skips his way down past the shops. Humming, he passes a shop, and out of the corner of his eye, he sees something in the window of a toy store. There is still some of his allowance left in his pocket. Money he was promised if he was a good boy and watched the stadium for 7 years. In the display window is a brand new French model. A Pogba. Arsène drops his jaw. The resemblance to an old toy of his is striking. A toy he remembers with joy. Some years ago, Arsène had had a toy named Vieira. It never broke, even when it got tossed around and it got muddy. This one looks just like it. I don't even know what it is. At first I thought it was a joke but there's no punchline.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 21:34 |
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OK I'm going to post this up before I go to bed (already 04.00 here) ! Chew on this for a bit : NOTE : I WROTE THIS BEFORE REMY FAILED HIS MEDICAL SO SUBSTITUTE ANOTHER STRIKER AT WILL (because for sure there will be at least one). _____________ Where are Liverpool's goals going to come from next season now that Suarez has gone to Barca. This may be a little pre-emptive with, I'm sure, a few transfers to come but ..... Looking at our likely squad for 2014/15 (I expect another MF or Forward so I've added A.N.Other) I can see us scoring at least 111 goals against 117 goals with Suarez in 2013/14.** We achieve this by spreading the scoring responsibility across the team rather than having it concentrated in 3 players (Suarez, Sturridge and Gerrard = 71 goals) and maintain our Goal Difference by improved defensive solidity. **This is based on the same number of games as 2013/14 - I expect possibly another 10 games this coming season and so would need to adjust the goals scored per player accordingly (depending on the number of matches they play vs 2013/14). Sturridge 21 (2013/14 : 25) Sterling 15 (13) Remy 13 (14 for Newcastle in 27 games) Gerrard 10 (15) Lallana 8 (10 for Southampton in 39 games) Lambert 7 (14 for Southampton in 38 games) Coutinho 8 (5) Henderson 7 (6) A.N.Other 5 (TBC) Markovic 3 (1 for Benfica in 13 games) Skrtel 3 (7) Sakho 3 (1) Can 2 (4 for Leverkusen in 39 games) Lovren 2 (2 for Southampton in 31 games) Allen 1 (2) Johnson 1 (0) Enrique 1 (0) Other Scorers in 2013/14 Suarez 31 Aspas 5 Agger 2 Moses 2 Kelly 1 Cissokho 1 Alberto 1 An historical look back at the PL shows that no team has come even close to repeating 100+ (only 3 teams ever having topped 100 ; Chelsea 103, City 102 and Liverpool 101) with following seasons around 80. There are also only 3 seasons where more than 86 goals were needed to win the PL* (City in 2012 with 93, Chelsea in 2010 with 103 and City in 2014 with 103) though as can be seen 3 of those were in the past 5 seasons. Looking at all the strengthening going on in the PL due to the influx of PL sponsorship and TV money it may be considerably more difficult (using City for example) to knock 3, 4, 5 or more goals past teams week in week out or to run up a 6-0 or 7-0. Not that it won't happen, but all of the above possibly being less frequent than in 2013/14. To maintain our position in the Top 4 then we theoretically may need no more than 80-85 goals and to concede no more than 38-40. I suspect we will be winning more games by 3-1, 2-0, 2-1, 1-0 than the 6-3, 5-2, 4-3 etc. of 2013/14. 3 points is still 3 points no matter the goal difference. Or to put it another way (see below) the lowest number of goals scored to still obtain a Top 4 finish in the PL is between 55 and 72 goals. Even just using the past 5 seasons as a guide, I would be very surprised if we don't score at least 72 goals in the PL. 01 - United 79 (lowest in Top 4 = 63) 02 - Arsenal 79 (67) 03 - United 74 (63) 04 - Arsenal 73 (55) 05 - Chelsea 72 (45) 06 - Chelsea 72 (57) 07 - United 83 (63) 08 - United 80 (65) 09 - United 68 (68) 10 - Chelsea 103 (67) 11 - United 78 (72) 12 - City 93 (66) 13 - United 86 (72) 14 - City 102 (68)
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 22:10 |
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Just came in from Turin. Made in France, assembled in Manchester, and the last finish was given in Italy. Just came back from testing in Brazil, they say it can withstand Honduran-rough-tacklers."
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 22:14 |
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not not luvd posted:OK I'm going to post this up before I go to bed (already 04.00 here) ! Chew on this for a bit : this isnt how football works!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 22:25 |
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Barcelona will of course score 130 goals now that they have Suarez since they scored 100 last year
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 22:29 |
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Ravel posted:Barcelona will of course score 130 goals now that they have Suarez since they scored 100 last year
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 22:32 |
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Was in the pub tonight, a Manc walked in, looked at the telly and saw their game was one, started saying (I poo poo you not) "Oh look, Yernited are on, yes we're winn 3-0 at the moment to a team that the Scousers lost to the other night, this says it all really, we're going to be back this season... then started singing "YERNITED, BUSBY BABES, WE ARE YERNITED etc. etc" and then said "I might start thinking like a Liverpool fan this season, we're going to win everything I think based on our pre-season"... at which point I piped up... "Are you going to win the Champions League then??? .... Oh no wait, your not... COS YOUR NOT IN IT"..... he didn't reply, and moved to the other side of the pub
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 22:50 |
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TelekineticBear! posted:
I like this top 4 OP and think it is realistic for the coming season
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 00:58 |
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not not luvd posted:
I cba to go through this post really but aspas only scored one goal last season so idk wtf this guy is talking about. Brony Car posted:Was in the pub tonight, a Manc walked in, looked at the telly and saw their game was one, started saying (I poo poo you not) "Oh look, Yernited are on, yes we're winn 3-0 at the moment to a team that the Scousers lost to the other night, this says it all really, we're going to be back this season... then started singing "YERNITED, BUSBY BABES, WE ARE YERNITED etc. etc" and then said "I might start thinking like a Liverpool fan this season, we're going to win everything I think based on our pre-season"... at which point I piped up... "Are you going to win the Champions League then??? .... Oh no wait, your not... COS YOUR NOT IN IT"..... he didn't reply, and moved to the other side of the pub And then everyone stood up and clapped.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 14:53 |
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vyelkin posted:And then everyone stood up and clapped. and that manc... was albert einstein
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 15:33 |
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 18:14 |
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I've always wondered what the back of the electronic billboards look like
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 18:45 |
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Frankston posted:I've always wondered what the back of the electronic billboards look like just a giant tv innit
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 22:09 |
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gently caress him. I'm tired of the crap. He could have had it all with us, WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL LUKAKU. From day one he came in here bullshitting us that Chelsea was his boyhood club, and that he dreamed of being Chelsea's #9. gently caress off. He's just a disappointment. All the talent, all the potential in the world, and yet you refuse to take your talents and test them. Great players don't shy away from competition, especially not the sorry group of strikers we've had in the past couple of years. He's had our support since he's been here. Everyone has been pouring love in his direction, and defending him every chance they could. Personally, I'm done with Lukaku. I'm done supporting him. I'll be taking shots at him every chance I get, and every time he has those poor runs of form, which he is so accustomed to, I'll be laughing my butt off while Bamford/Costa/Any other promising striker we have rakes in goals. Whoever it is that is going be Chelsea's #9, will be our #9 not because they're more talented than Lukaku, but because they have the grit and heart to fight for it. I'm all in for Wilfried Bony as our #2 right now. So long, Lukaku.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 23:06 |
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Hashtag Banterzone posted:gently caress him. I'm tired of the crap. He could have had it all with us, WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL LUKAKU. From day one he came in here bullshitting us that Chelsea was his boyhood club, and that he dreamed of being Chelsea's #9. gently caress off. He's just a disappointment. All the talent, all the potential in the world, and yet you refuse to take your talents and test them. Great players don't shy away from competition, especially not the sorry group of strikers we've had in the past couple of years. He's had our support since he's been here. Everyone has been pouring love in his direction, and defending him every chance they could. Personally, I'm done with Lukaku. I'm done supporting him. I'll be taking shots at him every chance I get, and every time he has those poor runs of form, which he is so accustomed to, I'll be laughing my butt off while Bamford/Costa/Any other promising striker we have rakes in goals. Whoever it is that is going be Chelsea's #9, will be our #9 not because they're more talented than Lukaku, but because they have the grit and heart to fight for it. I'm all in for Wilfried Bony as our #2 right now. Bamford's gonna rake in so many goals for Chelsea dude
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 23:42 |
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We Go Again A special season now is done And sadly there's no title won. But memories of how we played Will hold us through these summer days. One memory for me stands out Our captain gives a rallying shout. Emotion strong, he tells his men We Go Again. Those words so heartfelt and inspired Don't change because of what transpired. For Stevie is a man who leads Desiring always to succeed. Pushing himself and those around To always reach for higher ground. He bottled it? Go boil your head Support your ******* team instead! As we back ours and know that then We Go Again. So Chelsea came and things went wrong And now they sing that ******* song And flood the web with endless memes Our captain's slip, their bitter dream. Don't let them take those words from him As if it's ruined by what they sing. Don't let them say he fell on his arse And gave the ball to Demba Ba. Because though he did, we know he slipped And from there they were well equipped To defend their lead, to waste our time, To keep their deep defensive line. We know that horrid twist of fate Was just one game of thirty-eight As Mourinho spouts his bitter chat. The Special One? The "Special" ****. I'll stick with backing Rodgers men. We Go Again. I'm proud of reds who backed their team And lined the streets as they made us dream. I'm proud of our courage and conviction As we battered all pre-season predictions. I'm proud that at 33-1 We oh so nearly had it won. I'm proud of our captain and proud of his words And proud I'll remain despite internet nerds Who hide behind computers and type on their screens And have no idea what that passion means. It means that they care, that they'll fight for the club For those in the ground and for those in the pub. For those who support us home and away And even the gloryhunters who turn up in May. The importance of that passion cannot be diminished Though our best season for years had a frustrating finish. You'll see how it matters next season when We Go Again.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 01:55 |
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Nice to see Greg's keeping busy
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 07:25 |
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GG please rename me I'm proud of our captain and proud of his words And proud I'll remain despite internet nerds Who hide behind computers and type on their screens And have no idea what that passion means.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 07:58 |
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What a catchy and easy to remember chant.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 12:15 |
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Has the McMahon meme run out of gas yet? To be fair, it's pretty well done.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 13:38 |
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Brony Car posted:Has the McMahon meme run out of gas yet? wrong thread
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 13:41 |
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vyelkin posted:GG please rename me He's right. Really makes you think.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 13:44 |
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Brony Car posted:Has the McMahon meme run out of gas yet? The McMahon meme is still funny, but this isn't.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 13:50 |
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Brony Car posted:Has the McMahon meme run out of gas yet? Thats brilliant
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 13:55 |
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blue footed boobie posted:The McMahon meme is still funny, but this isn't. Same gif only with Zlatan slamming some upper 90s and not even giving a gently caress, on the other hand...
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 13:56 |
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Editor of popular music magazine Kerrang complains that Leyton Orient fans have a song about tits and fanny on Twitter, then the following happens: http://n.twitlonger.com/show/n_1s2r14j
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 17:57 |
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Bacon of the Sea posted:Editor of popular music magazine Kerrang complains that Leyton Orient fans have a song about tits and fanny on Twitter, then the following happens: lol what a baby
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 18:08 |
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I bet she does
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 18:11 |
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Bacon of the Sea posted:Editor of popular music magazine Kerrang complains that Leyton Orient fans have a song about tits and fanny on Twitter, then the following happens: Isn't Kerrang a metal magazine? I'd think one's sexism tolerance would have to be pretty high to deal with metal on a regular basis.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 18:15 |
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Brony Car posted:Isn't Kerrang a metal magazine? I'd think one's sexism tolerance would have to be pretty high to deal with metal on a regular basis. "I'm done with sexist football supporters, DONE!!" - exclaimed the offended editor, literally shaking while Cannibal Corpse's "Entrails Ripped From A Virgin's oval office" blared from his headphones.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 20:47 |
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roma photo spawns lovely 'lurking ashley cole' meme
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 21:47 |
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wow, those are all wonderfully terrible, they didn't even put in the loving original. copyright?
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 21:56 |
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Brony Car posted:Has the McMahon meme run out of gas yet? Lol nice
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 22:29 |
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 19:42 |
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bet this new kit comes in a sick box
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 19:45 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 12:58 |
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In a modern age when so many demand loyalty, we forget that we took a boy, who's dream it was to play for Real Madrid, and gave him his shot at the big time. We were never meant to hold onto him forever, but we gave him everything and we adored him for everything he gave in return. He did not give us the loyalty that we craved, but he gave us a respect and love that we may never know again. Like every United fan, I dream of the day that CR7 returns to wear the red, but I am so proud of him, and know that he loves United still to this day, and even though he may never call it that, we will always welcome him home with open arms should he ever need us again. Obrigado Cristiano. gently caress them scousers up for us lad.
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