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Swan Oat
Oct 9, 2012

I was selected for my skill.

Chantilly Say posted:

Homeward Bound was awesome, I watched the VHS until it broke.

I also did this with Homeward Bound.

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Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

New Zealand Politics are weird.

http://colincraig.co.nz

it's a parody page

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
first I remember: Flight of the Navigator (I also remember crying at the end of The Land Before Time, but that was later)

first non-date date movie: The Avengers (not that one, that one) *

top 3: The Blues Brothers, 8 1/2, and I don't know, Office Space or something

so old


* now I'm saying "Now is the winter of your discontent" in my awful Sean Connery impression.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Majorian posted:

I liked Starship Troopers when I first saw it (14ish?), but now I appreciate it so much more because I get the jokes.

I had the same thing happen with Robocop except I was like 5 (what the gently caress was wrong with my parents). I just want to say I'm sorry because I was the target audience for Robocop 3 and I liked it

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
First movie I can remember going to see is toy story.

The second movie I can remember going to see was Kazaam, thankfully 15 minutes into the movie God intervened and saved me from a horrible fate.

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.
I was like 1 or 2 or something when my parents took me to my first movie, and fell asleep. I can't even remember what it is.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Kids these days.

quote:

Now, another unusual trend has emerged among teens to get buzzed. It’s called “Beezin,” and it involves rubbing Burt’s Bees lip balm on their eyelids. The peppermint oil found in the balm creates a tingling sensation that some teens say enhances the feeling when they are already drunk or high. Others say its a way to keep them alert after a long night.

Get off my lawn, etc.! :argh:

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

spoon0042 posted:

first I remember: Flight of the Navigator (I also remember crying at the end of The Land Before Time, but that was later)


i know for a fact that i have seen this movie but all i remember is the swiveling talking robot eye thing using whoa far out gnarly surfer slang.

paranoid randroid fucked around with this message at 03:10 on Aug 1, 2014

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

Joementum posted:

Kids these days.


Get off my lawn, etc.! :argh:

Beezin on jenkem at a rainbow party.

Also, I like the tingly sensation when I take a shower with peppermint Dr. Bronners. Am... am I a junkie now?

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

drat kids tryna get an eye beezy

cafel
Mar 29, 2010

This post is hurting the economy!

Joementum posted:

Kids these days.


Get off my lawn, etc.! :argh:

I'm pretty sure putting Vick's vapor rub or tiger balm near sensitive areas to keep oneself alert is a practice that's old as gently caress. This is some of the stupidest poo poo I've ever heard, on par with people drinking soap and butt chugging. Pretty soon the big story will be about how kids are sticking Burt's up their rear end to get ultra high, then flash mobbing to kill old people.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe



Joementum posted:

Kids these days.


Get off my lawn, etc.! :argh:

Why back in my day, we all used honest god fearing wintergreen oils!

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
I think back in the day it was drinking vanilla extract.

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

D_and_D.jpg

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
We played the choking game to get high. Really same idea.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Pornographic Memory posted:

I had the same thing happen with Robocop except I was like 5 (what the gently caress was wrong with my parents).

Yeah, I had a friend whose parents let us watch "Predator" and "Last of the Mohicans" and other stuff that was probably a little too violent for kids around that age.

But hey, I turned out all right! I mean, I can't get an erection unless I'm thinking of Jesse Ventura getting his chest blown open, but that's normal, right?

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.

Majorian posted:

But hey, I turned out all right! I mean, I can't get an erection unless I'm thinking of Jesse Ventura getting his chest blown open, but that's normal, right?

I'd be more worried if you didn't get aroused by that.

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!
Maybe that's what it means to be a god damned sexual tyrannosaurus.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Discendo Vox posted:

I'd be more worried if you didn't get aroused by that.

drat skippy. Boner bros!

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro
They even made everyone white!

Joementum posted:

Kids these days.

Get off my lawn, etc.! :argh:
After a long night of butt chugging and sexting, I reach for a can of...

rscott
Dec 10, 2009

Chantilly Say posted:

I think back in the day it was drinking vanilla extract.

artificial vanilla flavor has a bit of alcohol in it but grosssssss

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

ReindeerF posted:

After a long night of butt chugging and sexting, I reach for a can of...

Ooh, ooh, are we playing Cards Against Humanity?! Somebody volunteer to be ref, then gather up all our suggestions and submit them to ReindeerF in random order! Here's mine:

----worms------

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW

Majorian posted:

Yeah, I had a friend whose parents let us watch "Predator" and "Last of the Mohicans" and other stuff that was probably a little too violent for kids around that age.

But hey, I turned out all right! I mean, I can't get an erection unless I'm thinking of Jesse Ventura getting his chest blown open, but that's normal, right?

French national tv had "fist of the north star" as part of the afternoon children's program. Thank you, Club Dorothee, for making me who I am today.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
Haha they took that story down because it's stupid.

Now remember, when your kids go to the playground don't let them accept any stickers with a blue star!!! it contains LSD!!! A girl was abducted while "dropping out" and her mother cried.

FORWARD EVEN IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT, IF IT SAVES ONE LIFE IT'S WORTH IT!!

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Ooh, ooh, are we playing Cards Against Humanity?! Somebody volunteer to be ref, then gather up all our suggestions and submit them to ReindeerF in random order! Here's mine:

----worms------

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Why are you a meanie? :(

We can play Ticket to Ride or Pirate Fluxx or something, geez.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
i only play Australian Rules Settlers of Catan or Dominion with nothing but attack cards.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

paranoid randroid posted:

i only play Australian Rules Settlers of Catan or Dominion with nothing but attack cards.

Pfft. I play Go with no stones. Check and mate. :smaug:

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Pfft. I play Go with no stones. Check and mate. :smaug:

I play with my dick.

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Pfft. I play Go with no stones. Check and mate. :smaug:

You mean atari.

edit: :suicide:

moller fucked around with this message at 05:27 on Aug 1, 2014

CPFortest
Jun 2, 2009

Did you not pour me out like milk, and curdle me like cheese?

Joementum posted:

Kids these days.


Get off my lawn, etc.! :argh:

The idea of kids being peer pressured into rubbing Burt's Bees on their eyelids as their first "attempt to get high" experience is horribly hilarious.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

paranoid randroid posted:

i only play Australian Rules Settlers of Catan

Tell me what this is so I can hate it and hate you for it. (the Australian rules, not Catan, which I know very well)

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

DemeaninDemon posted:

I play with my dick.

Roll a d12. Target number is 5.


moller posted:

You mean atari.

:thejoke:

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
dunno, i just made it up. but i imagine it involves a lot of drunken shouting and throwing things.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

paranoid randroid posted:

dunno, i just made it up. but i imagine it involves a lot of drunken shouting and throwing things.

Every player is called Bruce. Roos instead of sheep. Kicking other players is encouraged.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
also i imagine Dominion with nothing but attack cards would be a pretty good way to completely poison a relationship

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

paranoid randroid posted:

also i imagine Dominion with nothing but attack cards would be a pretty good way to completely poison a relationship

Illuminati is the ultimate friendship-killing game.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Pope Guilty posted:

Illuminati is the ultimate friendship-killing game.

Diplomacy. :getin:

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
kings court, kings court, saboteur *gets glassed in the face*

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MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

I've seen a(n already dying) relationship end because of diplomacy, true story.

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