UYD: Not a move common to the game

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Borrowed Ladder: May 4, 2007; monarch of the sleeping marches

I think someone asks this every few months or so, but does anyone know the first episode to feature "boaschk"? I can't find it in weck's wiki

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:14

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a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Episode 65. It s seths dad's middle name and his uncles would say it all the time. Pretty aure its a traditional italian name and there was a pope boashk I back in the 1300s. But apart from that we dont know much else

# ? Aug 1, 2014 03:22

Shadow Puppet Of: Feb 13, 2014; If I worked there I'd have freaked out long ago and smeared toner all over my naked body, flopping around to spell out "I TOLD YOU SO!" on the carpet until campus security could drag me away.

Every time National Italian-American Exultation Day rolls around there is a chance he'll go into detail, but so far, no luck.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 03:55

Crescendo: Apr 24, 2005; Strafe those atheistic degenerates. Color them green with lots of holes.

Borrowed Ladder posted:

I think someone asks this every few months or so, but does anyone know the first episode to feature "boaschk"? I can't find it in weck's wiki

Serious answer: "Boaschk" is the surname of a man from a news story.

My memory tells me that Boaschk was from New York, and was either some sort of union/construction worker, a teacher, or maybe just a concerned Dad. In any case, the context of the story was that he was objecting to something that had gone wrong awry, so Seth pretended to be him and reenacted scenes by saying "Booaschk!" in that stereotypical Italian-American outrage voice.

I wish I could remember the episode number because I'd love to know how accurate my lovely recollection is. It was definitely a guy's surname though.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 15:12

Meme Emulator: Oct 4, 2000

http://www.56.com/u73/v_MTE1MDcxOTQy.html

How do I get this video to seth? This isnt really a url I can read off onto the voicemail and its not like I can email it to him. This WILL give you a panic attack.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 15:45

Reformed Pissboy: Nov 6, 2003

Meme Emulator posted:

http://www.56.com/u73/v_MTE1MDcxOTQy.html

How do I get this video to seth? This isnt really a url I can read off onto the voicemail and its not like I can email it to him. This WILL give you a panic attack.

Just use a URL shortener like tinyurl or bit.ly or something and then read that, or you can try and find some search terms that return that video (at work so I can't see what it is) and give him those.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 15:59

Meme Emulator: Oct 4, 2000

Reformed Pissboy posted:

Just use a URL shortener like tinyurl or bit.ly or something and then read that, or you can try and find some search terms that return that video (at work so I can't see what it is) and give him those.

Its a bunch of scientologists saying the craziest poo poo with a ton of enthusiasm

# ? Aug 1, 2014 18:33

Binowru: Feb 15, 2007; I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

You could also try posting it to the Facebook page or on Twitter. Seth doesn't read those directly but I'm sure they'll pass it along.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 19:07

WoG: Jul 13, 2004

You could email Jonathan, too -- does he still announce uyd at me.com at the end?

# ? Aug 1, 2014 19:14

Otaku Alpha Male: Nov 11, 2012; bitches get ~tsundere~ when I pull out my katana

# ? Aug 1, 2014 19:38

Brock Samson: May 13, 2003; I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

Gramps and Grumps.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 21:23

Damo: Nov 8, 2002; The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.; Offensive Clock

God drat that scientology video is some poo poo. What the gently caress are they even saying?

How the gently caress do people get caught up in/fall for that poo poo? I mean, I know humanity as a whole is stupid as gently caress, but, jesus loving rear end titties that poo poo is some crazy nonsensical crap.

"Ah yes let me hook you up to what is basically a fuckin' ohm meter and test the level of ancient alien ghosts in your body. They flew to our planet in spaceships shaped like douglas dc-9 aircraft, then were killed by being chucked into a volcano and their spirits possessed all of humanity and are the cause of all the strife and pain in human existence. BTW psychiatrists did the holocaust and 9/11."

What. The. gently caress. People.

Damo fucked around with this message at 06:06 on Aug 2, 2014

# ? Aug 2, 2014 06:03

Shadow Puppet Of: Feb 13, 2014; If I worked there I'd have freaked out long ago and smeared toner all over my naked body, flopping around to spell out "I TOLD YOU SO!" on the carpet until campus security could drag me away.

Its only nonsense by lack of cultural familiarity. Its no odder than any Abrahamic religion, right down to the superpowers, etc.

I watch this piece of poo poo TV show on CMT called Party Down South, and there is this southern girl that sleeps with various southern bros a lot whose prayer style is "Jesus, we command you..."

Like lovely rednecks now command the infinite power of the lord? Really? They don't even say please any more?

How is that different from "I am a god of my own universe!"

# ? Aug 2, 2014 06:06

Damo: Nov 8, 2002; The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.; Offensive Clock

Yeah for sure, I get what your saying. But at least being a Christian or whatever doesn't cost hundreds of thousands of dollars to achieve "clear" status or whatever and become more faithful.

# ? Aug 2, 2014 06:07

Shadow Puppet Of: Feb 13, 2014; If I worked there I'd have freaked out long ago and smeared toner all over my naked body, flopping around to spell out "I TOLD YOU SO!" on the carpet until campus security could drag me away.

Damo posted:

Yeah for sure, I get what your saying. But at least being a Christian or whatever doesn't cost hundreds of thousands of dollars to achieve "clear" status or whatever and become more faithful.

The churches around the globe are in great decline that is being hastened by the lack of little old ladies leaving huge sums to the church in their will, which was a keen part of receiving salvation. Now they are having real problems paying for masonry upkeep on their stone churches. Where is the difference between a nun and a sea-org billion-year slave?

I'm not some foaming internet atheist, but, its really the same thing.

# ? Aug 2, 2014 06:14

CortezFantastic: Aug 10, 2003; I SEE DEMONS

Shadow Puppet Of posted:

The churches around the globe are in great decline that is being hastened by the lack of little old ladies leaving huge sums to the church in their will, which was a keen part of receiving salvation. Now they are having real problems paying for masonry upkeep on their stone churches. Where is the difference between a nun and a sea-org billion-year slave?

I'm not some foaming internet atheist, but, its really the same thing.

No but you are not right, because while the old lady gives out of the kindness (and probable hope it helps her case) of her heart, you literally need to spend money to get anywhere in Scientology. No one is telling these people they need to give money to be saved.

# ? Aug 2, 2014 15:24

Bolek: May 1, 2003

CortezFantastic posted:

No but you are not right, because while the old lady gives out of the kindness (and probable hope it helps her case) of her heart, you literally need to spend money to get anywhere in Scientology. No one is telling these people they need to give money to be saved.

Doesn't sound like you guys are in Present Time.

# ? Aug 2, 2014 20:16

Shadow Puppet Of: Feb 13, 2014; If I worked there I'd have freaked out long ago and smeared toner all over my naked body, flopping around to spell out "I TOLD YOU SO!" on the carpet until campus security could drag me away.

I bought "Student Hat" and using those technologies I was better to clear the theatans that clouded my argument. Next time I need to check if the pages of my indoctrination booklet are stuck together.

# ? Aug 2, 2014 20:21

Brock Samson: May 13, 2003; I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

You're stuck in an incident man. You just gotta do your tech work!

# ? Aug 2, 2014 20:45

RustyTrombone: Oct 23, 2007; by zen death robot

http://www.tetramor.ph/minds_eye/

# ? Aug 3, 2014 06:59

EmotionlessThug: Feb 14, 2012

RustyTrombone posted:

http://www.tetramor.ph/minds_eye/

nice

# ? Aug 3, 2014 07:48

CaptainJuan: Oct 15, 2008; Thick. Juicy. Tender.

Imagine cutting into a Barry White Song.

loving beautiful.
E: just now getting to 426... I think Florida Georgia Line was talking poo poo about my small town, which hosts Country Thunder USA

CaptainJuan fucked around with this message at 08:57 on Aug 3, 2014

# ? Aug 3, 2014 08:39

Binowru: Feb 15, 2007; I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

The bit about self-esteem in 426 is some of the realest poo poo I ever heard

# ? Aug 3, 2014 20:46

C-Euro: Mar 20, 2010; Soiled Meat

RustyTrombone posted:

http://www.tetramor.ph/minds_eye/

What a terrible thing for me to find when I'm already late getting ready for work.

E: Just way too excited about going 3/3 on one set. You might be on to something here, though it seems like the first time I open the page and get through my guesses, the answers and "Again?" prompt don't fully load.

C-Euro fucked around with this message at 01:41 on Aug 5, 2014

# ? Aug 4, 2014 12:50

Shadow Puppet Of: Feb 13, 2014; If I worked there I'd have freaked out long ago and smeared toner all over my naked body, flopping around to spell out "I TOLD YOU SO!" on the carpet until campus security could drag me away.

I love the smell of cinnamon and episode 427.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 03:42

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

When did seth get a cat?

# ? Aug 7, 2014 05:36

doug fuckey: Jun 7, 2007; hella greenbacks

a starwar betamax posted:

When did seth get a cat?

are you real

# ? Aug 7, 2014 05:38

Shadow Puppet Of: Feb 13, 2014; If I worked there I'd have freaked out long ago and smeared toner all over my naked body, flopping around to spell out "I TOLD YOU SO!" on the carpet until campus security could drag me away.

I'm only up to Big Dick Pierre, but this is the funniest episode.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 05:49

jackhunter64: Aug 28, 2008; Keep it up son, take a look at what you could have won

RIP Big Dick Pierre

# ? Aug 7, 2014 11:45

CaptainJuan: Oct 15, 2008; Thick. Juicy. Tender.

Imagine cutting into a Barry White Song.

I'm on the train and im loving crying about pierre

# ? Aug 7, 2014 14:30

peter banana: Sep 2, 2008; Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

Jonathan bringing it right out the gate with opinions about lady drivers

# ? Aug 7, 2014 14:39

Jerry Seinfeld: Mar 30, 2009

peter banana posted:

Jonathan bringing it right out the gate with opinions about lady drivers

888-842-2357

# ? Aug 7, 2014 14:47

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Mods please rename me to RIP Big Dick Pierre

# ? Aug 7, 2014 16:22

peter banana: Sep 2, 2008; Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

tailgating actually does annoy me, but that's just because it equally dangerous and dumb.

Like the way dudes drive.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 17:09

GraPar: Jun 2, 2011

I'm glad everyone agrees that 'RIP Big Dick Pierre' is the greatest combination of words in the history of the English language.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 18:42

Greggy: Apr 14, 2007; Hands raw with high fives.

I love how these guys have 400+ episodes of this thing under their belts and they can still bring it with amazing episodes like this.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 19:00

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

High points of episode were seths pierre bit and when jonathan got duped by his military pal with the story about boats skydivng out of planes at terminal velocity

# ? Aug 7, 2014 19:33

peter banana: Sep 2, 2008; Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

is that a dupe? dang, it sounded cool as hell

# ? Aug 7, 2014 21:23

Shadow Puppet Of: Feb 13, 2014; If I worked there I'd have freaked out long ago and smeared toner all over my naked body, flopping around to spell out "I TOLD YOU SO!" on the carpet until campus security could drag me away.

What part of skydiving with boats is causing confusion? Aside from not landing in the boat and not being at terminal velocity as it begins to fall from the plane, his story checks out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsKID0P3Wys&t=13s

# ? Aug 7, 2014 21:40

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roach cum puddle: Jun 22, 2013; by Ralp

Can one of you guys that uploads clips upload big dick pierre?

# ? Aug 7, 2014 23:39

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