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Can things on Doomsday Preppers count as life hacks? Because there's no thread in TV IV but I really need somewhere to talk about a man making a flamethrower powered by rabbit poop.
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Lifehack: get yourself a Colt M4 .22LR and stock up on thousands of .22LR rounds cause you'll be shooting a lot of black people when poo poo hits the fan!
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Aug 1, 2014 02:35
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Lifehack: Too young or cheap to buy booze? Just buy some Listerine. It's fine for the homeless, it's fine for you.
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Aug 1, 2014 03:30
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Phy posted:Dorm boiled eggs. Probably don't have an oven or a range, but they might just have a rice cooker. I understand even a hot plate is pushing it these days. In my dorm we weren't allowed a coffee pot because it had a warming plate. Of course that didn't stop us from having it. We just hid it before they did dorm sweeps.
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Aug 1, 2014 03:55
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Len posted:In my dorm we weren't allowed a coffee pot because it had a warming plate. Are you allowed to have microwave ovens in dorms? Because you can make hard-boiled eggs in them. Actually, you can cook loads of stuff in them without doing anything gross, weird, or complicated. Lifehack: Get a loving microwave.
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Aug 1, 2014 04:14
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Karma Monkey posted:Are you allowed to have microwave ovens in dorms? Because you can make hard-boiled eggs in them. Actually, you can cook loads of stuff in them without doing anything gross, weird, or complicated. Some schools don't allow that. I don't live in the dorms of my school, but I remember at orientation you'd only be allowed to have a microwave if you got one that was combined with a mini-fridge into one unit. Seems to imply that some schools just don't allow microwaves.
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Aug 1, 2014 04:16
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Karma Monkey posted:Are you allowed to have microwave ovens in dorms? Because you can make hard-boiled eggs in them. Actually, you can cook loads of stuff in them without doing anything gross, weird, or complicated. Yes. At least that was the case at my university. Couldn't have anything else except a minifridge and a microwave (and even then the microwave had to be an approved brand but they didn't do much if you had one that wasn't.)
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Aug 1, 2014 04:17
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1lX-TP7Vow #Brulehacks
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Aug 1, 2014 04:39
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ChaosArgate posted:Some schools don't allow that. I don't live in the dorms of my school, but I remember at orientation you'd only be allowed to have a microwave if you got one that was combined with a mini-fridge into one unit. Seems to imply that some schools just don't allow microwaves. dovetaile posted:Yes. At least that was the case at my university. Couldn't have anything else except a minifridge and a microwave (and even then the microwave had to be an approved brand but they didn't do much if you had one that wasn't.) Ok, ok, I think I can fix this one! Lifehack: Want to cook food? Don't go to college! 
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Aug 1, 2014 04:44
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Wearing pantyhose over your head will help keep your parole officer from finding out. #crimehacks
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Aug 1, 2014 06:15
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ChaosArgate posted:Some schools don't allow that. I don't live in the dorms of my school, but I remember at orientation you'd only be allowed to have a microwave if you got one that was combined with a mini-fridge into one unit. Seems to imply that some schools just don't allow microwaves. Lifehack: don't go to some piece of poo poo school that treats you like a goddamn prisoner in your own dorm room you donguses.
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Aug 1, 2014 06:29
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If you're losing an argument online, just say you're trolling.
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Aug 1, 2014 06:29
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Peanut President posted:Lifehack: don't go to some piece of poo poo school that treats you like a goddamn prisoner in your own dorm room you donguses. Gee this program is really great and the school is totally affordable with the scholarships but gee whiz I can't have a microwave in my dorm so no thank you.
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Aug 1, 2014 06:36
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Lifehack: Don't live in the dorms, you friendless wiener.
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Aug 1, 2014 06:44
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kazil posted:Gee this program is really great and the school is totally affordable with the scholarships but gee whiz I can't have a microwave in my dorm so no thank you. Way back in the Olden Days, people disguised their microwaves by putting rabbit ears on them.
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Aug 1, 2014 06:55
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kazil posted:Gee this program is really great and the school is totally affordable with the scholarships but gee whiz I can't have a microwave in my dorm so no thank you. Well poo poo I get 3 square meals, a bed and a toilet in prison? Better go kill someone!
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Aug 1, 2014 07:06
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Peanut President posted:Well poo poo I get 3 square meals, a bed and a toilet in prison? Better go kill someone! Life(in prison)Hack(someone to death)
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Aug 1, 2014 07:10
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prisonhack: chew up the coldcuts they give you for lunch and spit them into your pantyhose. Let those sit in the toilet water for 2-3 weeks. presto, you have meatwine
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Aug 1, 2014 07:44
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Lava Lamp Goddess posted:Lifehack: Too young or cheap to buy booze? Just buy some Listerine. It's fine for the homeless, it's fine for you. I'm going to start a group that distributes Listerine and Scope to homeless people for all the right reasons. So that way when they're accosting you for loose change, their breath will smell like ULTRACLEAN™ FRESH CITRUS.
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Aug 1, 2014 07:46
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Lifehack: do not buy Listerine Original Flavor
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Aug 1, 2014 10:11
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Gaunab posted:If you're losing an argument online, just say you're trolling. Literal anti-troll lifehack: 
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Aug 1, 2014 10:20
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Gaunab posted:If you're losing an argument online, just say you're trolling. "It was a social experiment"
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Aug 1, 2014 12:06
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Chocolate Teapot posted:"It was a social experiment" "It's a prank dude! It's a prank!"
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Aug 1, 2014 12:07
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LifeHack: They sell hard-boiled eggs at the grocery store. Also: Life Hack: Steel Reserve only costs like a dollar a can. Impress your college dorm-mates by drinking like a real man.
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Aug 1, 2014 12:15
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Pneub posted:Also: Life Hack: Steel Reserve only costs like a dollar a can. Impress your college dorm-mates by drinking like a real man. #lifehacks A wicker basket is instantly a barf bucket if you add the plastic bag the guy at the liquor store put the beers in
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Aug 1, 2014 12:23
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Hummingbirds posted:"It's a prank dude! It's a prank!" "I'm the next Andy Kaufman!" "I'm Andy Kaufman!"
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Aug 1, 2014 12:42
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There are a fair few schools that require first years to live in dorm units unless they are married, have a kid, or are living with parents. It's dumb.
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Aug 1, 2014 13:58
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MariusLecter posted:Lifehack: get yourself a Colt M4 .22LR and stock up on thousands of .22LR rounds cause you'll be shooting a lot of black people when poo poo hits the fan! This is bad advice because .22LR will be used as currency when the SHTF.
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Aug 1, 2014 14:07
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Majere posted:This is bad advice because .22LR will be used as currency when the SHTF. This. No way anyone would use a .22 to drop tangos. Everyone knows that poo poo just bounces off jeans.
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Aug 1, 2014 14:47
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Antifreeze Head posted:This. Lifehack: Use .22 rounds because they bounce around inside your victim, shredding their brains and bones into pulpy mess.
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Aug 1, 2014 15:29
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dino. posted:There are a fair few schools that require first years to live in dorm units unless they are married, have a kid, or are living with parents. It's dumb.
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Aug 1, 2014 16:06
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Tiggum posted:Where are these schools? Salt Lake City? And how could they possibly know whether students are living with parents or by themselves? My first year at the University of Mary Washington required me to live on campus. In fact, acceptance in the first place was highly influenced by having indicated I would be living on campus my first year in my application. Mo money, I suspect.
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Aug 1, 2014 16:35
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 No mess! Aside from needing to thoroughly clean the ketchup bottle after each use and the loss of however much batter remains caked to the sides after you use it, I guess.  Or you could spend five dollars and buy a new pair?  Honestly, I'm not even sure what's being hacked here.
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Aug 1, 2014 16:44
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:
It's so you can fit two bowls in a microwave, although it doesn't look like that's a problem in that photo. I bet it's a great way to have one person eat hot food while the other eats lukewarm food.
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Aug 1, 2014 16:48
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Meatwave posted:It's so you can fit two bowls in a microwave, although it doesn't look like that's a problem in that photo. Oh, that makes sense. And I bet you're right!
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Aug 1, 2014 16:51
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But both of those bowls would easily fit into that microwave. 
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Aug 1, 2014 16:55
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Tiggum posted:Where are these schools? Salt Lake City? And how could they possibly know whether students are living with parents or by themselves? Some of the state schools in Illinois do it, too. If you're a commuter living with your parents, they have a variety of ways of checking, such as the address on your parents' tax return, motor vehicle registration, etc. Though it's not like it would be hard to lie about your kid still living with you and put him or her up in an apartment somewhere. "Freshmen must live on campus so we can keep an eye on your kids for their health and safety" is usually enough to deter that sort of thing, though. edit: Oh, and it's not about conservative values or whatever, it's 100% "gotta keep the dorms full" GOTTA STAY FAI has a new favorite as of 17:02 on Aug 1, 2014 |
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Aug 1, 2014 16:59
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Tiggum posted:Where are these schools? Salt Lake City? And how could they possibly know whether students are living with parents or by themselves? I go to school in Boston, MA, and a lot of schools around here require first years to live in the dorms. I had to send in a few scans of information that verified that I lived with my parents to get that requirement waived
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Aug 1, 2014 20:27
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Master Twig posted:But both of those bowls would easily fit into that microwave.
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I think carl is a pretty good at lifehack. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2S7ks4xEc4
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