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OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
I took an ambien and failed to fall asleep.

Not sure this'll be a good CE thread, I'll give it a shot later.

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Take another channel the walrus and go for it

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Nah man I'm like teetering on coherency here. I keep forgetting what was happening a minute ago, over and over.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

doesn't matter as long as you remember to hit the post button

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
:justpost:

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Obama Africanus posted:

Nah man I'm like teetering on coherency here. I keep forgetting what was happening a minute ago, over and over.

Just cut and paste this, it'll be worth it for the response

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

lookit this loving nerd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrLf-79y6js

wonder what his sa handle was

0:58 mark - "He is said to be an observant muslim who likes video games, sports and dunkin' donuts"

lol how is this for real

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Sorry guys, calling no balls. Better to wait until I can actually remember what the gently caress I'm doing. I 8 opened the new post 3 times and just kept typing things about how various people are faggots and something about the sick USAF cuck scene.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

yeah sure play with my balls and call out sick you rear end in a top hat

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

shim did the best thing next to cucking GiP, he left us with blue balls

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.
Alternately c/p this cutting-edge idea from Matt Yglesias, Executive Editor of Vox, but don't link or credit, see how long it takes for someone to catch it

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Fine gimme a bit gently caress lemme go find my lappy

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Obama Africanus posted:

Fine gimme a bit gently caress lemme go find my lappy

You're posting from it, right now

TheKlontz
Jan 7, 2009
What up you drunk rear end goons. Got me a Battalion run tomorrow and i wanna call that cadence where its all drip drop drippity drop drop and at the end of it the guy kills his wife and the dude she was cheating with. Anyone know how that poo poo goes?

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


TheKlontz posted:

What up you drunk rear end goons. Got me a Battalion run tomorrow and i wanna call that cadence where its all drip drop drippity drop drop and at the end of it the guy kills his wife and the dude she was cheating with. Anyone know how that poo poo goes?

Are you a black NCO? Ask a black NCO. They know the best cadences. They'll write it all down for you.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Napalm sticks to kids
Napalm sticks to kids

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

TheKlontz posted:

What up you drunk rear end goons. Got me a Battalion run tomorrow and i wanna call that cadence where its all drip drop drippity drop drop and at the end of it the guy kills his wife and the dude she was cheating with. Anyone know how that poo poo goes?

Roof sprung a leak in the ceiling up above my bed,
(drip drop, drippity drop)
Roof sprung a leak in the ceiling up above my bed,
(drip drop, drippity drop)
I don't know but I think I'm soon gonna be dead.
(drip drop, drippity drop)

Baby she's cheatin, can't believe a word she said
(drip drop, drippity drop)
Baby she's cheatin, can't believe a word she said
(drip drop, drippity drop)
I dunno but I think my eyes will be turnin' red.
(drip drop, drippity drop)

Jody I'm a comin', fillin' you full of lead
(drip drop, drippity drop)
Jody I'm a comin', fillin' you full of lead
(drip drop, drippity drop)
Two to the body and another one to the head.
(drip drop, drippity drop)

TheKlontz
Jan 7, 2009

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

Roof sprung a leak in the ceiling up above my bed,
(drip drop, drippity drop)
words words words

awesome thank you!

Im only a black nco in spirit.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3654597

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

http://youtu.be/0_yj-ZNi9DI


(Stay 'till end)

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012



Pro Click. Dude is speaking the truth.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Trannies are actual crazy at a level of the square root of negative one. It's what fucks up the matrix do bad, they're like sexual antimatter.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
omg someone tell me a good place to add music to my youtube videos. and not that mashup thing either, i want legit audio on this baby.

nvm i found out. check the dogge thread for why i was asking :3:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

i want to believe

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Betcha he got that sweet tat as a boot.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

i want to believe



And the irony is that tattoo will probably get him placed high up on the draw down list

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I know everything that there's to know about this kid from just that one photo.

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

i want to believe



EBB
Feb 15, 2005


:thesperg:

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

i want to believe



I would give him bonus points if the barcode actually read something. Also I'm the random civilian dude on the right talking about when I was in.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
Heard about a loggie who had a barcode on his wrist. If you scanned it for whatever equipment system they were using, it showed as a keg of beer.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
barcode for copenhagen?

Squirrel Knight
Nov 8, 2004

Lipstick Apathy
Taking a dump with a SAW wearing an OTV and Nomex coveralls is tricky. The poo poo is going to happen no matter what, but how you handle it is where it counts.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.



Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

what a oval office

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

I added another they're from the GBS tumblr (surprise) thread. Pretty choice poo poo there




Haha

Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 04:17 on Aug 2, 2014

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
bitches be trippin

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISmgOrhELXs

Click Beelay
Oct 13, 2011

gently caress got confused for a second coz I couldn't see a "like" button.. improvised old fashioneds with black label, it's meant to be bourbon isn't oit?

anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFbQQYHLndM

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Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

Dead Reckoning posted:

Heard about a loggie who had a barcode on his wrist. If you scanned it for whatever equipment system they were using, it showed as a keg of beer.

this is the only good barcode tattoo in the world

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