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amaranthine
Aug 27, 2009
I AM A TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING
This dude is so high right now.

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Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

amaranthine posted:

This dude is so high right now.

I'm underwhelmed by him so far.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Majorian posted:

I'm underwhelmed by him so far.

Defense against the Dark Arts taught by Zimmerman was a pretty funny answer.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

swickles posted:

Defense against the Dark Arts taught by Zimmerman was a pretty funny answer.

That was a good line. Anyone know if his standup is any good?

Tupping Liberty
Mar 17, 2008

Never cross an introvert.
"Live with me if you want to come" was way funnier.

Paradox Personified
Mar 15, 2010

:sun: SoroScrew :sun:
Yeah I love this show and I loving love me some Q.I. but I see no elements in this except a few people on a panel being hilarious. Nothing compares to the wonder and glory that is Quite Interesting.

do u believe in marigolds
Sep 13, 2007

Paradox Personified posted:

Yeah I love this show and I loving love me some Q.I. but I see no elements in this except a few people on a panel being hilarious. Nothing compares to the wonder and glory that is Quite Interesting.

8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown.

PassTheRemote
Mar 15, 2007

Number 6 holds The Village record in Duck Hunt.

The first one to kill :laugh: wins.
Next Week's Schedule:

MONDAY 8/4
• Moshe Kasher @moshekasher
• Donnell Rawlings @donellrawlings
• Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce

TUESDAY 8/5
• Rob Riggle @RobRiggle
• Rob Huebel @robhuebel
• Owen Burke @owenburke

WEDNESDAY 8/6
• Kurt Braunohler @kurtbraunohler
• Jason Biggs @JasonBiggs
• Jessimae Peluso @JessimaePeluso

THURSDAY 8/7
• Doug Benson @DougBenson
• Steve Agee @steveagee
• Megan Neuringer @MeganNeuringer

Tupping Liberty
Mar 17, 2008

Never cross an introvert.
Jason Biggs is going to have to be really really good in order for me to get past him being Larry.

Fresh Like Zafo
May 31, 2012



Jason Biggs isn't really all that funny, no matter how many times he tries on twitter.

Fateo McMurray
Mar 22, 2003

Fresh Like Zafo posted:

Jason Biggs isn't really all that funny, no matter how many times he tries on twitter.

Andy Richter Syndrome

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

PassTheRemote posted:

TUESDAY 8/5
• Rob Riggle @RobRiggle
• Rob Huebel @robhuebel
• Owen Burke @owenburke

Should be a third Rob, with all points being awarded to Rob.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
With Riggle's improv background it should be glorious.

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

Gyges posted:

Should be a third Rob, with all points being awarded to Rob.

Rob Corddry, obviously.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

The most exciting thing about tonight's show (aside from Donnell's buzzer not working) was that I thought Moshe Kasher's name was Motion Capture.

I Am Fowl
Mar 8, 2008

nononononono

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

The most exciting thing about tonight's show (aside from Donnell's buzzer not working) was that I thought Moshe Kasher's name was Motion Capture.

Dunno, I thought that one of them actually having been to that strip club was interesting.

Other than that, pretty tame episode.

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.
I just want to leave this here for posterity.

Rob Riggle posted:

Here's $500... your hotel sucks. Here's another $500...your hotel sucks. I just like saying it. You know what, while we're at it, here's another $250... I banged your wife. And SHE sucked.

Something about Riggle's delivery of that destroyed me; it's such a jock-y slam, and he plays the older jock so drat well.

And those other two responses were golden. That ended up being a great live challenge.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
Four Matadors in a house with one bull.

No.1 Special
Apr 4, 2011
Oh Lord they're rebooting the Left Behind series?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Of course Nic Cage has a prehistoric cave bear skull. Of course he does.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

No.1 Special posted:

Oh Lord they're rebooting the Left Behind series?

YEP! With Nick Cage.

THe only way to make those crazy movies better.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Holy poo poo, Aubry Plaza and Dane DeHaan. I wish they were actual contestants!

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Eventually they need to find the craziest Fan Fiction they can find.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

BigRed0427 posted:

Eventually they need to find the craziest Fan Fiction they can find.

The Omegaverse isn't even suitable for midnight on cable, so nope.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

GaryBuseyUpskirts.tumblr.com

LemonySnicketsDickPickets.tumblr.com ahahahaha

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

THat bot is going to end up in someone's basement.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

BigRed0427 posted:

THat bot is going to end up in someone's basement.

That robot's going to end up a serial killer.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Jason Biggs may have won the internet tonight but he's still not that funny.

I Am Fowl
Mar 8, 2008

nononononono

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Of course Nic Cage has a prehistoric cave bear skull. Of course he does.

Well, he used to.

You'd think if you go into debt buying fossils, you'd have some of them put in proper cases so you don't knock them over when you're drunk.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

Mr. Fowl posted:

Well, he used to.

You'd think if you go into debt buying fossils, you'd have some of them put in proper cases so you don't knock them over when you're drunk.

If you go that deep in debt buying fossils there's probably not enough proper cases in the world to house them.

Man a Hoarders episode with Nic Cage would be awesome. Just dump trucks full of fossils and castles.

Tupping Liberty
Mar 17, 2008

Never cross an introvert.

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Jason Biggs may have won the internet tonight but he's still not that funny.

Agreed. I think I just actively dislike Larry so much that I couldn't enjoy anything Biggs said. I think I laughed at one joke.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Haha what the gently caress? Apparently Chris Hardwick is premiering a new show called Talking Bread on Conan's show in a little while. They just played a promo for it during the commercial break. It's Hardwick sitting in what looks like the same set as Talking Dead but with a bunch of baguettes all around him.

e: Oh my god, this is so awkward. Andy Daly and Tig Notaro talking to Chris Hardwick about various types of bread and what to do with them. And there's no audience.

Rageaholic fucked around with this message at 04:52 on Aug 8, 2014

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

"Where did this person go to elementary school?"
"Liver......wurst.......Junior.......Middle..........school?"

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Sure, why not.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
That ad broke my brain.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

That Smokey The Bear ad was loving horrifying :staredog:

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Chris Hardwick's Alex Trebeck impression is hilarious.

e: "What is 'The glue she will be sniffing someday.'?" :lol:

Rageaholic fucked around with this message at 05:18 on Aug 8, 2014

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

Am I alone in thinking Doug Benson is pretty bad on this show? I would much rather have had Agee be in that FTW than him.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

ShakeZula posted:

Am I alone in thinking Doug Benson is pretty bad on this show? I would much rather have had Agee be in that FTW than him.

Brett Gelman plz.

LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT's SATURDAY NIGHT!

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Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
The TV IV@Midnight: "Bears will gently caress you up"

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