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duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

my profile on google+ has had over a half million views

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theadder
Dec 30, 2011


i dont have a google+ profile because im not an idiot op

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

duTrieux. posted:

my profile on google+ has had over a half million views

why

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

duTrieux. posted:

my profile on google+ has had over a half million views

doze fuckin bots!!

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

i like how now i have 3 youtube accounts the original some random new one and another I guess is my G+Youtube, and if I want to comment i need to sign up again

Max Facetime
Apr 18, 2009

pram posted:

do people really use rss anymore lol

pram posted:

yeah i know im inviting a bunch of huffing nerds talking about their reddit feed or w/e gently caress you in advance

i added some rsses to bing news so now i get Krebs on security, openssl Valhalla rampage, the old new thing and foss patents as well as reuters, associated press, al jazeera, bbc news, the guardian, etc etc all in one place

no :reddit: feeds though, are :their: even any good ones in the first place?

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

Nintendo Kid posted:

now its called "log in with google + also you no longer have a seperate youtube account nerds"

they quietly brought this back, actually

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
don't ask me how I decoupled g+ from my youtube because frankly I don't know but I angrily pushed some buttons a few months ago and it's back to normal somehow

Dubstep Jesus
Jun 27, 2012

by exmarx
i deleted my google+ once i discovered that was a thing i could do

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

youtube community was a brunt-of-jokes shithole to begin with yet the g+ merge still managed to piss everyone off despite it feeling like much less of a shithole now

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Progressive JPEG posted:

youtube community was a brunt-of-jokes shithole to begin with yet the g+ merge still managed to piss everyone off despite it feeling like much less of a shithole now

it's still irritating that i can't just vote comments up or down whenever i feel like it. it felt like i could make some small improvement before

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
Google pus

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
google plus auto picture backup is a serious need suiter

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
    ░░███████ ]▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ Bob is building an army.
▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂     ☻/ This tank & Bob are against Google+
Il███████████████████]. /▌ Copy and Paste this all over
  ◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤..  /\ Youtube if you are with us

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003


i honetly don't know, it frightens me a little

i also had a monetary offer for my twitter, i think i accidently built a brand

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

pram posted:

do people really use rss anymore lol

suck my dick

Base Emitter
Apr 1, 2012

?
how many people does google employ just to make these idiot banners

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

Google’s latest innovation is not computerized eyeglasses or self-driving cars. Its major selling points are the more old-fashioned pleasures of sand, sun and schmoozing.

Google is sponsoring an elite conference this week at a golf resort in Sicily, with a guest list of chief executives, investors and celebrities, all of whom were invited to bring their families. On the agenda are high-minded discussions of global issues — along with relaxation by the Mediterranean Sea.

Call it the Davos of the summer.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
that really creams my knob

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

cremnob posted:

Google’s latest innovation is not computerized eyeglasses or self-driving cars. Its major selling points are the more old-fashioned pleasures of sand, sun and schmoozing.

Google is sponsoring an elite conference this week at a golf resort in Sicily, with a guest list of chief executives, investors and celebrities, all of whom were invited to bring their families. On the agenda are high-minded discussions of global issues — along with relaxation by the Mediterranean Sea.

Call it the Davos of the summer.

sounds like the setup for a tom clancy novel.

now all we need is a good 'ol fashioned terrorist attack on the resort

awesome-express
Dec 30, 2008

infernal machines posted:

sounds like the setup for a tom clancy novel.

now all we need is a good 'ol fashioned terrorist attack on the resort

sounds like an intro mission in splinter cell

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

infernal machines posted:

sounds like the setup for a tom clancy novel.

now all we need is a good 'ol fashioned freedom assault on the resort

JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax
google is not a brand and it will never be a brand. it's a search engine, a general internet utility for people. google maps is just location search. youtube is video search (plus they host the videos but whatever). people don't care that android is from google. the rest of the products like docs are jokes. nobody will ever want google+ because they don't want their identity connected to the box where they type "asian tentacle piss porn"

The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

JewKiller 3000 posted:

google is not a brand and it will never be a brand. it's a search engine, a general internet utility for people. google maps is just location search. youtube is video search (plus they host the videos but whatever). people don't care that android is from google. the rest of the products like docs are jokes. nobody will ever want google+ because they don't want their identity connected to the box where they type "asian tentacle piss porn"

idk I'm pretty sure they make money hand over fist with google apps for corps/unis, which also builds the brand for non search poo poo

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

JewKiller 3000 posted:

google is not a brand and it will never be a brand. it's a search engine, a general internet utility for people. google maps is just location search. youtube is video search (plus they host the videos but whatever). people don't care that android is from google. the rest of the products like docs are jokes.

nah

quote:

nobody will ever want google+ because they don't want their identity connected to the box where they type "asian tentacle piss porn"

yeah

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

JewKiller 3000 posted:

"asian tentacle piss porn"

top-tier fetish, imo

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

cremnob posted:

Google’s latest innovation is not computerized eyeglasses or self-driving cars. Its major selling points are the more old-fashioned pleasures of sand, sun and schmoozing.

Google is sponsoring an elite conference this week at a golf resort in Sicily, with a guest list of chief executives, investors and celebrities, all of whom were invited to bring their families. On the agenda are high-minded discussions of global issues — along with relaxation by the Mediterranean Sea.

Call it the Davos of the summer.

hopefully sicily explodes

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
explode the rich, i say

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

i like how it's cool for the tech crowd to hate on google, but normals love it

its like being a hipster

its u

the hipster

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

"oh its dogpile, you probably haven't heard of it"

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

pagancow posted:

i like how it's cool for the tech crowd to hate on google, but normals love it

its like being a hipster

its u

the hipster

please forums poster pagancow, tell us more about this fascinating world of "normals" you know so much about.

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

lol pagancow mad no one cares about him now that he's not ik

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

pagancow posted:

"oh it's bing, you probably haven't heard of it"

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

"I was deleting my google+ account before you"

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

infernal machines posted:

please forums poster pagancow, tell us more about this fascinating world of "normals" you know so much about.

they use apps on their phones and dont like it when it doesnt work


they dont care if its the network, or a bad app, or their phone they just immediately blame whatever is in front of them and if you try to educate them about anything that is happening their eyes glaze over and they just forget everything

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

and then since you made the mistake of trying to educate, they come to you for the worst questions like "make facebook work." when their in O or wahtever the gently caress a not gsm network does when the data stops

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

because sprint lol

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

because they dont work in tech and make like 30 grand a year

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pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

oh god i've fallen into my own trap now u guys will be like:

*hands normal over*

"make her like me."

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