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TMMadman, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our quoters to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?
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This circle, which I'm sad to say we are in, will die a slower, much more painful death.
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Aug 3, 2014 18:14
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My hair. You chopped off my hair! Oh God, I'm ugly! 
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Aug 3, 2014 20:10
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Jorghnassen posted:My hair. You chopped off my hair! Oh God, I'm ugly! Dimoxinil!
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Aug 3, 2014 20:24
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Hijo Del Helmsley posted:Mein bratwurst has a first name, it's F-R-I-T-Z. Mein bratwurst has a second name, it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N. Mmmmm land of chocolate...
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Aug 3, 2014 21:48
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Jorghnassen posted:My hair. You chopped off my hair! Oh God, I'm ugly! You're also fat.
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Aug 3, 2014 22:07
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:You're also fat. Can I play the piano anymore?
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Aug 3, 2014 22:08
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gingerberger posted:Mmmmm land of chocolate... That was ten minutes ago!
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Aug 4, 2014 01:10
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Deviant posted:That was ten minutes ago! Ve Germans aren't all smiles und sunshine...
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Aug 4, 2014 01:14
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:You're also fat. I'm not fat, it's glandular! 
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Aug 4, 2014 01:26
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Root Bear posted:I'm not fat, it's glandular! What are you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem!
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Aug 4, 2014 01:59
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Jerusalem posted:Then why'd I have the bowl, Do over Ham? WHY'D I HAVE THE BOWL!?! Yeah. He was a great 
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Aug 4, 2014 02:43
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Jorghnassen posted:My hair. You chopped off my hair! Oh God, I'm ugly! You keep squirming and there's going to be a little bald girl with no lollipop.
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Aug 4, 2014 04:50
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Drink-Mix Man posted:You keep squirming and there's going to be a little bald girl with no lollipop. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BDFJ7BH7ug
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Aug 4, 2014 05:57
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That's a paddlin'.
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Aug 4, 2014 06:10
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Well, well, well. If it isn't the tooth fairy.
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Aug 4, 2014 08:01
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You shot who in the what now?
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Aug 4, 2014 08:34
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gingerberger posted:You shot who in the what now? But of course, for that ending to work, you would have to ignore all the Simpson DNA evidence. [laughs] And that would be downright nutty. 
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Aug 4, 2014 11:35
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Do over Ham posted:But of course, for that ending to work, you would have to ignore all the Simpson DNA evidence. [laughs] And that would be downright nutty. Hey everybody, surf's up!
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Aug 4, 2014 12:12
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Do over Ham posted:But of course, for that ending to work, you would have to ignore all the Simpson DNA evidence. [laughs] And that would be downright nutty. This is hour 57 of our live, round-the-clock coverage outside the Simpson estate. Remember, by the way, to tune in at 8:00 for highlights of today's vigil, including when the garbage man came and when Marge Simpson put the cat out...possibly because it was harassed, we don't know.
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Aug 4, 2014 14:16
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Frink posted:Hey everybody, surf's up! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8EoQ_Kr2JM
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Aug 4, 2014 15:39
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Frink posted:Hey everybody, surf's up! That's right! The year is 1965, and you and I are undercover detectives on the Hot Rod circuit. Now, let's burn rubber, baby!
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Aug 4, 2014 16:28
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ThNextGreenLantern posted:That's right! The year is 1965, and you and I are undercover detectives on the Hot Rod circuit. Now, let's burn rubber, baby! Hey, kids, always recycle... TO THE EXTREME!!! Bust it! 
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Aug 4, 2014 19:44
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Hey, kids, always recycle... TO THE EXTREME!!! Bust it! Hey everybody, I'm gonna haul rear end to Lollapalooza!
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Aug 4, 2014 20:27
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mrfart posted:Hey everybody, I'm gonna haul rear end to Lollapalooza! That's fine for you, mrfart but I used to Rock 'N' Roll all night and party everyday. Then it was every other day. Now I’m lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky.
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Aug 4, 2014 20:52
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TMMadman posted:That's fine for you, mrfart but I used to Rock 'N' Roll all night and party everyday. Then it was every other day. Now I’m lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky. I used to be with it; then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with, isn't it. And what's it seems weird and scary to me.
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Aug 4, 2014 21:36
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gingerberger posted:I used to be with it; then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with, isn't it. And what's it seems weird and scary to me. Gingerberger, you said that about all the other presents.
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Aug 4, 2014 21:44
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mrfart posted:Hey everybody, I'm gonna haul rear end to Lollapalooza! I recognize that voice. TVIV's bottomless chum bucket has claimed mrfart! Farewell, sweet 'farty.
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Aug 4, 2014 23:26
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ThNextGreenLantern posted:That's right! The year is 1965, and you and I are undercover detectives on the Hot Rod circuit. Now, let's burn rubber, baby! 19.. 1939!? I've got to warn everybody about Hitler! And get to the ice cream store!
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Aug 4, 2014 23:42
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:19.. 1939!? I've got to warn everybody about Hitler! And get to the ice cream store! Das ist nicht einen booby!
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Aug 4, 2014 23:46
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jscolon2.0 posted:I recognize that voice. TVIV's bottomless chum bucket has claimed mrfart! Farewell, sweet 'farty. Let's see... mrbart, mrcart, mrdart, mre-art... Nope, can't see any problem with that!
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Aug 5, 2014 00:02
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:19.. 1939!? I've got to warn everybody about Hitler! And get to the ice cream store! Not so fast, schwartenheimer! 
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Aug 5, 2014 01:11
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gingerberger posted:I used to be with it; then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with, isn't it. And what's it seems weird and scary to me. We can go outside again! Eh, I don't like the looks of those teenagers.
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Aug 5, 2014 02:36
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Eh, I don't like the looks of those teenagers. 
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Aug 5, 2014 02:52
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The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!" Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed Charlie to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!
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CatchrNdRy posted:Let's see... mrbart, mrcart, mrdart, mre-art... Nope, can't see any problem with that! No, my son is also named Bort
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Aug 5, 2014 03:17
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Johnny. JOHNNY. JOHHHHHNNNNNYYYY!!!
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Aug 5, 2014 03:29
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MondayHotDog posted:Johnny. Cooooool, I broke his brain.
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CatchrNdRy posted:Let's see... mrbart, mrcart, mrdart, mre-art... Nope, can't see any problem with that! Less artsy, more fartsy!
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Root Bear posted:Less artsy, more fartsy! Beans, beans, they're good for the heart.
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