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Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer
Sort of a shame they've pussied out on Gaza at least twice now though. I mean I'm sure there are reasons and I don't let it bother me but it deserves more than just a small bit at the top of every episode.

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Leb
Jan 15, 2004


Change came to America on November the 4th, 2008, in the form of an unassuming Senator from the state of Illinois.

Bown posted:

Sort of a shame they've pussied out on Gaza at least twice now though. I mean I'm sure there are reasons and I don't let it bother me but it deserves more than just a small bit at the top of every episode.

If the conflict sees further escalation, as Netanyahu is suggesting, I think it would be disappointing, indeed, since this is precisely the kind of complicated, intractable issue that Oliver has (rapidly) made a name for himself by tackling.

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...
One of the pictures in the intro is an Israeli flag with the fake Latin suggesting it's a complicated issue. I'm hoping it means they're giving themselves time to get it right before they do a full segment.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

It would have fit with their nukes piece though, considering I think Israel is probably the most likely state actor to use theirs other than Pakistan losing one.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

comes along bort posted:

We're still flying B-52s carrying nukes too. In their case though it's more because they're really cheap to maintain.

The Air Force's nuclear mission is becoming outmoded and obsolete with each passing year. The Minuteman IV has been permanently shelved in lieu of just continuing to maintain/upgrade the existing Minuteman IIIs, and without the AGM-129, the only nuclear cruise missiles the Air Force [legally] has left at its disposal are the 80s-era AGM-86s, a good deal of which were converted to *conventional* versions in the 90s because the Navy was getting too much funding for their Tomahawks, and if there's anything that'll spur the Air Force to action, it's the Navy getting more funding than them for wanton destruction. The only thing else they've got a monopoly on is nuclear gravity bombs (as technically carriers aren't carrying them along anymore - just keeping them within supply range at all times), and in this day and age, not even the B-2 will likely be able to get through the air defense screen of China and/or Russia, which means they're an asset that can only be utilized quite some time *after* the initial ICBM/SLBM exchange.

The Russians and Chinese have learned that stationary missiles sitting in silos is dumb. That's why the bulk of their strategic funding is going into mobile ICBMs and ballistic missile subs. China *still* hasn't bothered with strategic bombers (they still fly copies of the 50s-era Tu-16), and the Russians are basically paying their bomber force lip service. But we have to keep ~The Triad~ going because lobbyists and there are still enough assholes in Congress that remember the glory of the McNamara era of grandiose defense spending (and the easy votes that came along with it).

IRQ posted:

It would have fit with their nukes piece though, considering I think Israel is probably the most likely state actor to use theirs other than Pakistan losing one.

India/Pakistan is still the most likely. If/when Pakistan's 'secular' government falls, the Indians will have ~30-60 minutes in which to decide whether or not to launch a preemptive strike on strategic assets in Pakistan that they *know* about, before the fundamentalists start looking for the codes and/or breaking locks on the bunkers. This leaves the deployed/hidden assets (most of Pakistan's nukes are road-mobile) free to act on what's called 'fail-deadly' orders, meaning that in the event of certain criteria being met (no contact with their command authority, witnessing detonations in the distance, etc.), they've orders to fire on their designated targets (probably cities as none of their missiles have very decent accuracy). Obviously it's never been confirmed that Pakistan operates under such orders, but given the proximity of both countries to each other, it's a logical conclusion seeing as the flight time for an SRBM or MRBM even fired from the tip of the Indian peninsula to Islamabad would have a flight time of ~10 minutes maximum.

Fun Fact: we offered fail-safe technology to Pakistan shortly after they exploded their first bomb, in hopes of giving them a way to secure their warheads against potential hostiles. They turned us down because they were afraid we'd engineer a backdoor into whatever we gave them. And let's face it, we would have.

The next nuclear exchange will happen while most of us are sleeping. We'll wake up and find out ~2-300 million people will have died, just to start.

BIG HEADLINE fucked around with this message at 11:41 on Jul 29, 2014

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?

Leb posted:

If the conflict sees further escalation, as Netanyahu is suggesting, I think it would be disappointing, indeed, since this is precisely the kind of complicated, intractable issue that Oliver has (rapidly) made a name for himself by tackling.

Haha, Oliver would never touch this. His segments thus far have taken a position that most of his audience — 18-36 year olds who lean left — would agree with him on. There is no way he commits himself to an issue that transcends political parties like Israeli politics.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




JohnSherman posted:

Haha, Oliver would never touch this. His segments thus far have taken a position that most of his audience — 18-36 year olds who lean left — would agree with him on. There is no way he commits himself to an issue that transcends political parties like Israeli politics.

He might go for it but just dedicate himself to clearing up all the facts amongst the bullshit from both sides rather than taking a firm stance like he does on most issues.

VagueRant
May 24, 2012
I was surprised he was so wary of discussing the death penalty. I completely understand him not wanting to talk Israel.

The US is loving creepy about it. Journalists lose jobs all the time for having an opinion on that poo poo. It's like unquestioning support of Israel was in the constitution, or the bible (hah).

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
You think people go crazy over the death penalty? They go even crazier over guns. The craziness over guns is not even close to the craziness Israel brings out.

sbaldrick
Jul 19, 2006
Driven by Hate

BIG HEADLINE posted:

The Air Force's nuclear mission is becoming outmoded and obsolete with each passing year. The Minuteman IV has been permanently shelved in lieu of just continuing to maintain/upgrade the existing Minuteman IIIs, and without the AGM-129, the only nuclear cruise missiles the Air Force [legally] has left at its disposal are the 80s-era AGM-86s, a good deal of which were converted to *conventional* versions in the 90s because the Navy was getting too much funding for their Tomahawks, and if there's anything that'll spur the Air Force to action, it's the Navy getting more funding than them for wanton destruction. The only thing else they've got a monopoly on is nuclear gravity bombs (as technically carriers aren't carrying them along anymore - just keeping them within supply range at all times), and in this day and age, not even the B-2 will likely be able to get through the air defense screen of China and/or Russia, which means they're an asset that can only be utilized quite some time *after* the initial ICBM/SLBM exchange.

The Russians and Chinese have learned that stationary missiles sitting in silos is dumb. That's why the bulk of their strategic funding is going into mobile ICBMs and ballistic missile subs. China *still* hasn't bothered with strategic bombers (they still fly copies of the 50s-era Tu-16), and the Russians are basically paying their bomber force lip service. But we have to keep ~The Triad~ going because lobbyists and there are still enough assholes in Congress that remember t


India/Pakistan is still the most likely. If/when Pakistan's 'secular' government falls, the Indians will have ~30-60 minutes in which to decide whether or not to launch a preemptive strike on strategic assets in Pakistan that they *know* about, before the fundamentalists start looking for the codes and/or breaking locks on the bunkers. This leaves the deployed/hidden assets (most of Pakistan's nukes are road-mobile) free to act on what's called 'fail-deadly' orders, meaning that in the event of certain criteria being met (no contact with their command authority, witnessing detonations in the distance, etc.), they've orders to fire on their designated targets (probably cities as none of their missiles have very decent accuracy). Obviously it's never been confirmed that Pakistan operates under such orders, but given the proximity of both countries to each other, it's a logical conclusion seeing as the flight time for an SRBM or MRBM even fired from the tip of the Indian peninsula to Islamabad would have a flight time of ~10 minutes maximum.

Fun Fact: we offered fail-safe technology to Pakistan shortly after they exploded their first bomb, in hopes of giving them a way to secure their warheads against potential hostiles. They turned us down because they were afraid we'd engineer a backdoor into whatever we gave them. And let's face it, we would have.

The next nuclear exchange will happen while most of us are sleeping. We'll wake up and find out ~2-300 million people will have died, just to start.
I thought the US or South Africa offered to take Pakistan's bombs the last time anyone thought there was a serious threat in order to stop the whole nuclear death thing.

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH
At a certain point, a show like this has to tell the audience to turn on the loving news. Discussing human shields, blockades, and two sides blaming each other for the explosion at a refugee shelter is really not what celebrity guest cameos, punchlines, song parodies, etc are really for.

Now if you find the content in that news to be rubbish, that's what TDS is for.

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

JohnSherman posted:

Haha, Oliver would never touch this. His segments thus far have taken a position that most of his audience — 18-36 year olds who lean left — would agree with him on. There is no way he commits himself to an issue that transcends political parties like Israeli politics.
So... Why wouldn't he continue to take the position that "most 18-36 who lean left" do on this issue? Or do you just want to just call him out for pandering without actually doing it?

Oliver's covered a lot of topics that transcends political parties, probably because there isn't enough interest in it for a party to take a position. His international background lets him cover events from perspective that's actually shared by most of the world -and he's been doing it for a long time on his podcast.

...how does Israel transcend party politics anyway :confused:

ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer

rapeface posted:

...how does Israel transcend party politics anyway :confused:

There's basically no politician in the US that is gonna touch Israel. It's a huge political quagmire of lobbying and misappropriated religious feelings. If you voice an opinion even mildly anti-Israel, you end up disappeared from the conversation like Helen Thomas.

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

ultramiraculous posted:

There's basically no politician in the US that is gonna touch Israel. It's a huge political quagmire of lobbying and misappropriated religious feelings. If you voice an opinion even mildly anti-Israel, you end up disappeared from the conversation like Helen Thomas.

Hmm, I get that he might not cover it because it's controversial but I don't think he wouldn't cover it just because it doesn't pander to the left though! I'm still hopeful that he unloads a hate deluge on Benjamin Netanyahu on television.

I was also under the impression that even though U.S. politicians don't discuss it, the general consensus of most educated people (especially the left leaning) is that Israel is the aggressor. Is this not the case?

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

rapeface posted:

I was also under the impression that even though U.S. politicians don't discuss it, the general consensus of most educated people (especially the left leaning) is that Israel is the aggressor. Is this not the case?
Privately? Some left-leaning people certainly think that. However, if you have any sort of public life, you cannot afford to say anything bad about the state of Israel in a public forum in the United States without risking your career, reputation and contacts. This includes not just politicians but media and (high-ranking, particularly) businesspeople.

Leb
Jan 15, 2004


Change came to America on November the 4th, 2008, in the form of an unassuming Senator from the state of Illinois.

ultramiraculous posted:

There's basically no politician in the US that is gonna touch Israel. It's a huge political quagmire of lobbying and misappropriated religious feelings. If you voice an opinion even mildly anti-Israel, you end up disappeared from the conversation like Helen Thomas.

It's still scary just how quickly and completely Helen Thomas was silenced after a few decidedly indelicate remarks. I trust that if John were to attempt to address the issue, he'd be very, very careful at every step along the way.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...

rapeface posted:

I was also under the impression that even though U.S. politicians don't discuss it, the general consensus of most educated people (especially the left leaning) is that Israel is the aggressor. Is this not the case?

As the chart above kind of suggests, the breakdown correlates more to age than to education level. Young people are much more likely to believe that the literal children that make up a good portion of Gaza's population shouldn't have to suffer for the past misdeeds of the PLO and Hamas. Though it's important to point out that this is uniquely an American problem. Even in other countries where the politicians are afraid to touch Israel, like the UK and Germany, the majority of people are more sympathetic to Palestine.

I hope they roll the dice and tackle this subject, but I'll understand why if they don't. Suggesting Israel is even partially to blame will convince a lot of otherwise reasonable people that John is an anti-semite.

hcreight fucked around with this message at 15:13 on Jul 30, 2014

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
On the nuclear situation

http://www.npr.org/2014/07/28/334501037/to-stop-cheating-nuclear-officers-ditch-the-grades?sc=tw

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat

I swear to god I really don't understand the cheating thing because in the real world literally everyone has reference manuals on their desks or nearby or maybe an internal wiki or something so why does it have to be this weird thing?

Can you not use reference material at that job?

Tree Dude
May 26, 2012

AND MY SONG IS...
I'm required to carry around a manual with everything related to my job in it and I'm encouraged to reference it on the job when necessary. Every year I have to take a two day training course covering stuff I could already find in the book and I'm tested at the end of it.

It's always a boring 2 days because I know my poo poo but I don't think requiring people to know their job is all that strange otherwise you could just hire anybody and tell them to read the book.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Drifter posted:

I swear to god I really don't understand the cheating thing because in the real world literally everyone has reference manuals on their desks or nearby or maybe an internal wiki or something so why does it have to be this weird thing?

Can you not use reference material at that job?

I guess the theory is: what if the russians send in weevils to eat all the reference books, what now?

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat

Timett posted:

It's always a boring 2 days because I know my poo poo but I don't think requiring people to know their job is all that strange otherwise you could just hire anybody and tell them to read the book.

Right? But I'm saying like, you're not learning NEW things taking care of a loving 40 year old missile silo or whatever. Are these people so loving worthless that over the course of drills throughout the weeks and months and years they still have to cheat on a drat test about things they have been theoretically doing every day of their working life?

If I know one thing about the military it's that they love their drills and practice procedures.

Bah. And yes, if you hire someone and tell them to read the books then after a while they're going to know what's in those books. That's the point of having reference and training material.

military jobs, man.

PowerBuilder3
Apr 21, 2010

After watching many many Jimmy Kimmel episodes where people just make answers up to anything on the spot, every time I see a poll about anything I always want wish they had a line

Excluding people who probably don't know what the gently caress we are talking about but give their opinion anyway ---

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


In that event where the missiles are going to be launched, you can't have your loving officers farting around with up to 35 year old documentation with equally aged equipment. If something fails as you prep for launch, you have probably minutes before bombs start falling in your general area to fix it. You need to know what to do without consulting the manual. The missiles need to launch when told to, basically. I can get that. This isn't a case where almost any other job might show leniency, you're talking about not just ending your side of the planet, but the other guy's too, and you don't have any time at all with ICBM travel time to gently caress around referencing the manuals to your archaic equipment.

It sucks that the job is dead-end and boring, the equipment is old and lovely, and missile silos are outdated and a bad idea compared to mobile weapon platforms, but when handling world-ending explosives I expect the guys to be competent and know what they're doing on a moment's notice, all other things off the table.

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat

hemophilia posted:

In that event where the missiles are going to be launched, you can't have your loving officers farting around with up to 35 year old documentation with equally aged equipment. If something fails as you prep for launch, you have probably minutes before bombs start falling in your general area to fix it. You need to know what to do without consulting the manual. The missiles need to launch when told to, basically. I can get that. This isn't a case where almost any other job might show leniency, you're talking about not just ending your side of the planet, but the other guy's too, and you don't have any time at all with ICBM travel time to gently caress around referencing the manuals to your archaic equipment.


Ahh, the good ol' Israeli Hail Mary.

Paper Kaiju
Dec 5, 2010

atomic breadth

Drifter posted:

Can you not use reference material at that job?

What that reference material actually is is a huge book of checklists. If you're manning a nuclear missile silo, you have a checklist for absolutely everything, even taking breaks. And there are hundreds of them compiled into a huge book. That is what the tests are mainly about; knowing your checklists. And the cheating wasn't being done to pass the test, it was to get perfect scores, because they were necessary for promotions.

http://www.npr.org/2014/03/12/289423404/ex-missile-crew-members-say-cheating-is-part-of-the-culture

GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?

hemophilia posted:

In that event where the missiles are going to be launched, you can't have your loving officers farting around with up to 35 year old documentation with equally aged equipment. If something fails as you prep for launch, you have probably minutes before bombs start falling in your general area to fix it. You need to know what to do without consulting the manual. The missiles need to launch when told to, basically. I can get that. This isn't a case where almost any other job might show leniency, you're talking about not just ending your side of the planet, but the other guy's too, and you don't have any time at all with ICBM travel time to gently caress around referencing the manuals to your archaic equipment.

It sucks that the job is dead-end and boring, the equipment is old and lovely, and missile silos are outdated and a bad idea compared to mobile weapon platforms, but when handling world-ending explosives I expect the guys to be competent and know what they're doing on a moment's notice, all other things off the table.

The technology is old and lovely because it's proven, purpose built, and bug free (or at least it's quirks are all known). Upgrading introduces new bugs.

It is shocking at first how old the technology on the space shuttle was near the end of the program, but that was the reason.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


GutBomb posted:

The technology is old and lovely because it's proven, purpose built, and bug free (or at least it's quirks are all known). Upgrading introduces new bugs.

It is shocking at first how old the technology on the space shuttle was near the end of the program, but that was the reason.

There are points where updates might be a good idea, like where the software is shown to load from 8 inch floppy disks. I'm not saying gut the whole system because you shouldn't fix what isn't broken but 8 inch floppy disks are pretty busted.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Yeah, even at their best, 8 inch floppies are unreliable as hell.

Space Shuttle's a special case because hardening and verifying chips against cosmic rays is a whole other thing and takes a very very long time to process that.

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH

rapeface posted:

I was also under the impression that even though U.S. politicians don't discuss it, the general consensus of most educated people (especially the left leaning) is that Israel is the aggressor. Is this not the case?

Israel is a specifically touchy issue for a few reasons:

1) there is an incredible amount of lobbying for letting Israel do their thing without obstruction and supporting them 100%. GOP overlord Sheldon Adelson is a one-issue guy, and guess what his issue is? He's got contemporaries in the other party, too.

2) The loudest and most commonly expressed criticism of Israel comes from crazy people. This also transcends parties. Ten years ago, the protest movement against Bush's wars often had a fringe element that was spreading angry rhetoric about Israel, and right wing blogs loved to take pictures of it. In 2010, an incumbent Republican thrown out by the Tea Party (I think it was Bob Bennett) described meeting with Tea Partiers and watching their racism quickly descend into Jewish conspiracy theories.

So not only is there a lot of influence toward fully supporting Israel, but not supporting Israel can align you with crazies.

So, mainstream opinion varies between a belief that Israel is fully justified, to disagreement with certain policies such as settlements but still believing they're defending themselves. I think few would call them the aggressor, because they fight like a modern military, while the other side is a guerilla army that does things considered amoral like putting civilians between themselves and Israel's guns.

nuzak
Feb 13, 2012
Seeing as his point on wealth inequality began with an impassioned defense of inequality in principle, I don't see why anyone should assume that LWT would take the left's perspective on Israel. Maybe after a lot of decrying Hamas rockets and terrorism and Israel's right to exist.

Astro Nut
Feb 22, 2013

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nuzak posted:

Seeing as his point on wealth inequality began with an impassioned defense of inequality in principle, I don't see why anyone should assume that LWT would take the left's perspective on Israel. Maybe after a lot of decrying Hamas rockets and terrorism and Israel's right to exist.

I wouldn't really call John's defense 'impassioned', when he compared it to cinnamon 'adding a bit of spice' to life, and then followed it up by lampooning how the severity of the wealth gap could be - and pretty much is - a problem that needs serious curbing before it gets already more out of hand than it already has, and how many people's optimism that the system being so heavily rigged doesn't matter so long as they're one of the lucky ones really isn't helping.

As to him commentating on Israel or not, I wouldn't be surprised if his views were more in the realms of criticising it (certainly Israel doesn't see as much love here in the UK, when you have men like Jon Snow ripping in the Israeli spokesperson right on the air, and opinions of it were 72% negative as of a 2013 bbc world service poll), but he may be careful on trying to directly address it. After all, it pretty much involves a quandary of hot button topics (the middle east, US involvement, a US ally, terrorism, anti-semitism, military support, etc, etc) that even Oliver may be a bit cautious in how many he dares to press at once - which is made harder when seemingly all the buttons are hotwired to go off at once.

Periodiko
Jan 30, 2005
Uh.

Craptacular! posted:

Israel is a specifically touchy issue for a few reasons:

1) there is an incredible amount of lobbying for letting Israel do their thing without obstruction and supporting them 100%. GOP overlord Sheldon Adelson is a one-issue guy, and guess what his issue is? He's got contemporaries in the other party, too.

2) The loudest and most commonly expressed criticism of Israel comes from crazy people. This also transcends parties. Ten years ago, the protest movement against Bush's wars often had a fringe element that was spreading angry rhetoric about Israel, and right wing blogs loved to take pictures of it. In 2010, an incumbent Republican thrown out by the Tea Party (I think it was Bob Bennett) described meeting with Tea Partiers and watching their racism quickly descend into Jewish conspiracy theories.

Of course, these two things are related. When there's a massive lobbying effort in favor of Israel, people with career hopes inside of the mainstream are not going to touch that issue if they can help it, and if you don't really care about the I/P conflict, being pro-Israel is a free way to boost your political career.

Being outright pro-Palestinian is generally political suicide in the US, on a national level, which is kind of crazy.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

That seriously was a warship?

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


BigRed0427 posted:

That seriously was a warship?

The USS constitution is still technically a comissioned warship in the US navy.

The argentinian navy does still have actual ships, it's not like that's what they use to defend their country.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Powershift posted:

The USS Constitution is still technically a comissioned warship in the US Navy.

Yep. Old Ironsides. In service since 1798; currently staffed by 60 officers and sailors.

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
Glad he covered the Argentina story because good lord people need to get it beat into their heads that hedge funds are absurdly powerful in the modern world.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Relentlessboredomm posted:

Glad he covered the Argentina story because good lord people need to get it beat into their heads that hedge funds are absurdly powerful in the modern world.

I'm pretty sure it's in people's heads. The problem is those hedge funds have more power over their representatives than they do, and have enough money and influence to corrupt anybody that gets elected.

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Rikthor
Sep 28, 2008

Powershift posted:

I'm pretty sure it's in people's heads. The problem is those hedge funds have more power over their representatives than they do, and have enough money and influence to corrupt anybody that gets elected.

I can assure you it is pretty much not in people's heads. Try asking the average person what a hedge fund is, most people don't know what they are other than something with Wall St.

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