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Khazar-khum posted:Anime! I know exactly what convention this is, and no self-respecting cosplayer would go to the five-guys when there's literally a Hibachi grill down the street where they can impress all the waiters/chefs with their extensive knowlege of Japan.
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 08:56 |
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Raenir K. Artemi posted:self-respecting cosplayer I kid, I kid, but I know it's super easy for me to fall into a fast food trap rather than go to a real place to eat.
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 09:40 |
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an rear end in a top hat posted:My wife and I had free tickets to the dollar theater. Hey, a free movie at the dollar theater is still a free movie. We check showtimes for 'Captain America: Winter Soldier' and of course get there with plenty of time to get drinks, find a seat and sit down. Now, there were only two showings, one around noon and one at 6:50, we were at the 6:50 showing.
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 15:25 |
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How dare someone bring children to a comic book superhero movie???
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 20:01 |
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You show those sexhavers you brave,brave man! That'll teach people to have fun as a family!
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 20:48 |
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Honestly, children act just like animals in the movie theater. You might even say, these kids aren't humans.
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:34 |
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Pidmon posted:I kid, I kid, but I know it's super easy for me to fall into a fast food trap rather than go to a real place to eat. Nothing realer than a Five Guys cheeseburger. Content ( I guess): As real as a Penthouse letter but far more poorly written posted:So I'm an athlete and I work out every day and go in the sauna. When I'm there, I usually see this one guy, let's call him Dave. Dave runs a sandwich shop on a street... let's call it Smallway. Dave's Sammy's on Smallway.
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# ? Aug 3, 2014 23:48 |
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moerketid posted:Regarding the Dr Pepper given to infants: You mean you had a fantastic mother because Irn Bru is loving delicious? I agree! posted:Guitar Anti-Hero I don't believe this at all! No one stood up and clapped and he didn't play "Bohemian Rhapsody"!
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# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:36 |
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Haha yeah nothing better than discouraging people who are new to an instrument. That'll teach you to show off in public before you know the entire Led Zeppelin discography
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# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:40 |
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ibntumart posted:Some dude who has a weird obsession with skin colour I know this is STDH, but number one, is Dave's Sammy's literally the only business on what the gently caress ever fake street name? And number two seriously, this dude has a weird obsession with describing people based on their skin colour. What does Dave being a 'mulatto' have to do with his 'olive skinned beauty'?
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# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:50 |
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Palisader posted:I know this is STDH, but number one, is Dave's Sammy's literally the only business on what the gently caress ever fake street name? And number two seriously, this dude has a weird obsession with describing people based on their skin colour. What does Dave being a 'mulatto' have to do with his 'olive skinned beauty'? For real. It's like the logic is supposed to be that that's the only store it could POSSIBLY be, and that OBVIOUSLY the two darker-skinned people must be married because interracial relationships are just for out-of-wedlock jollies? I thought it was gonna turn out it was Dave's sister or something, you know? Like he sees a picture somewhere in the apartment of the guy. At least then the rest of it would make sense. Sex that didn't happen
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# ? Aug 4, 2014 01:13 |
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bringmyfishback posted:You mean you had a fantastic mother because Irn Bru is loving delicious? I agree! What the gently caress kind of study period lasts three or four hours, what the gently caress kind of teacher allows people to just play music during study hall? They don't even try, do they?
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# ? Aug 4, 2014 01:25 |
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bringmyfishback posted:You mean you had a fantastic mother because Irn Bru is loving delicious? I agree! I've never sympathized with a person who carries their guitar around everywhere so they can play it in public until I read this story.
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# ? Aug 4, 2014 03:20 |
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FrozenVent posted:What the gently caress kind of study period lasts three or four hours, what the gently caress kind of teacher allows people to just play music during study hall? A bunch of seniors at my school would only take three or four classes and then the rest of their time was spent in study hall because they weren't actually allowed to leave the premises. And some teachers basically let you do whatever you want in study hall. Still a lovely story and totally didn't happen because teenagers would tell you to keep it down so that they could listen to their own music, and also it's a lovely thing to even think of doing, but still.
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# ? Aug 4, 2014 03:45 |
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quote:"Why the gently caress do these god drat parents bring their kids who can't stay quiet for more than two minutes to a movie and ruin everyone else's time?" Because babysitters are often too expensive for poorer people. I'm childless myself, but I don't begrudge parents their night out.
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# ? Aug 4, 2014 08:40 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:Because babysitters are often too expensive for poorer people. I'm childless myself, but I don't begrudge parents their night out. And I can't help wondering if a non-dollar-theater showing of a non-children's movie would have been a better place to get away from the filthy sexhaver crotchdroppings. edit for content: http://imgur.com/gallery/OGX2n Enjoy a gallery of totally legit feminist strawmen, 100% guaranteed to scald your micropenis with rage. walrusman has a new favorite as of 16:23 on Aug 4, 2014 |
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DangerDummy! posted:Having worked in restaurants my entire adult life, that anecdote isn't even remotely unbelievable. I've heard (and experienced) scores of stories just like it. It's just dumb poo poo servers find hilarious. Christ, people still unironically order quesadillas phonetically. I worked at a retirement home dining room when I was in high school. One of the old ladies there ordered the fajitas, pronounce "fuh-JI-tuh"
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# ? Aug 4, 2014 17:50 |
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Ah, yes. That is definitely what bruises and electrical burns look like and it bears no resemblance to makeup at all. Amazing that despite a brutal beating and near rape, it's perfectly even and uniform and your skin is still totally flawless.
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# ? Aug 5, 2014 02:45 |
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Even if that's true, I don't know any first world country that wouldn't consider that assault and prosecute the uncle. You don't have to loving buy a lawyer to get an arrest in this case
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Guilty posted:Even if that's true, I don't know any first world country that wouldn't consider that assault and prosecute the uncle. You don't have to loving buy a lawyer to get an arrest in this case Also, apparently legal aid doesn't exist where they are.
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# ? Aug 5, 2014 07:13 |
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The DA says only 40,000 more tumblr notes before he'll file charges!
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# ? Aug 5, 2014 07:27 |
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walrusman posted:The DA says only 40,000 more tumblr notes before he'll file charges! He's still going to make the victim hire the prosecuting attorney instead of using someone from the DA's office though!
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# ? Aug 5, 2014 07:38 |
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I can't tell if this is STDH or not:posted:"We get lots of tourists in my family's coffee shop (read: people who have never been in there or probably any other independent coffee shop before and are utterly thrown off when you tell them you can't make a frappuccino). One day, this guy comes in and asks for a coffee, "regular." In Massachusetts, that tends to mean cream and sugar. I get him his coffee and tell him that the cream and sugar is behind him at the creamer station. It sounds pretty plausible, but where besides Tim Horton's do the people behind the counter add your cream and sugar for you?
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# ? Aug 5, 2014 09:53 |
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Well, all I can say is that they must live in one classy area if their dollar theater has ushers.
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# ? Aug 5, 2014 11:27 |
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To me the funniest part is that it's clearly a womens' dress shirt in the photo.bringmyfishback posted:I can't tell if this is STDH or not: The idea is plausible. The writing style is pure STDH. quote:It sounds pretty plausible, but where besides Tim Horton's do the people behind the counter add your cream and sugar for you? I've had it happen at Dunkin' Donuts in the Maryland/Delaware area. But they typically follow "do you want cream and sugar?" with "how much?" Wild T has a new favorite as of 11:51 on Aug 5, 2014 |
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tacodaemon posted:He's still going to make the victim hire the prosecuting attorney instead of using someone from the DA's office though! Assuming any of it is true, which it isn't, he also lives in the loving Animal crossing town or something. I mean, he's living as a man. He's out to his family, his friends, at school - he's going to the school dance as his real gender. He's not afraid to call the police, who are taking an assault against a transman extremely seriously without the slightest hint of prejudice. ... but apparently, despite the police manhunt, he can't tell us the uncle's name?
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# ? Aug 5, 2014 14:00 |
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Minarch posted:Honestly, children act just like animals in the movie theater. You might even say, these kids aren't humans. You mean to tell me these kids...are inhuman!?
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# ? Aug 5, 2014 15:49 |
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Desk Lamp posted:You mean to tell me these kids...are inhuman!? In retro stdh.txt I'm surprised this site still exists: Book of Gord posted:Can't Read Your Crazy Moon Language! How did this happen if you needed your playstation modded? I would assume someone who went to the trouble of modding their system would know that Japan speaks...Japanese. RagnarokAngel has a new favorite as of 16:30 on Aug 5, 2014 |
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Acts of Gord was pretty awesome. I still go back every few years and re-read the stories. You can actually see the slide from "probably happened pretty much like he said" to "complete poo poo that didn't happen." Even the poo poo that didn't happen is mostly pretty entertaining.
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# ? Aug 5, 2014 16:35 |
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bringmyfishback posted:I can't tell if this is STDH or not: Dunkin' Donuts, and "regular" is 2 cream, 2 sugar. This is entirely plausible if the man ordering coffee has spent his life in New England.
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# ? Aug 5, 2014 17:28 |
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Yeah, being a New Englander who's worked at an independent coffee shop, that's just an everyday encounter.
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# ? Aug 5, 2014 18:25 |
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Centripetal Horse posted:Acts of Gord was pretty awesome. I still go back every few years and re-read the stories. You can actually see the slide from "probably happened pretty much like he said" to "complete poo poo that didn't happen." Even the poo poo that didn't happen is mostly pretty entertaining. I liked it until I got to the part where he turns out to be Jet Li the game store owner. It's so ridiculous that even 12 year old gullible me couldn't believe it.
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# ? Aug 5, 2014 19:43 |
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Hoover Dam posted:Dunkin' Donuts, and "regular" is 2 cream, 2 sugar. This is entirely plausible if the man ordering coffee has spent his life in New England. Ah, the ol double double to us Canucks .
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Hoover Dam posted:Dunkin' Donuts, and "regular" is 2 cream, 2 sugar. This is entirely plausible if the man ordering coffee has spent his life in New England. Here in California, both Peets and Starbucks now offer to add cream and sugar for you. I hate it. In Australia it is also common.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 02:20 |
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MAKE NO BABBYS posted:In Australia it is also common. Yeah, don't think I ever had to put milk (sorry, cream) in my coffee before I visited the USA. But we also use proper milk too, where as everywhere in the US only seemed to have those little UHT cup looking things or just straight UHT powder. I had about 2 cups of coffee while I was over there because UHT milk is loving vile.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 03:02 |
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Facebook posted:
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=dialing+112
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 03:44 |
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Christ, that's an old one. http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/fakecop.asp It won't necessarily work in all fifty states, you're better off just calling 911. That being said, people have apparently attacked women by pretending to be cops and pulling them over.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 03:50 |
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FrozenVent posted:Christ, that's an old one. Yeah, I feel like "Call 911 to speak to the dispatcher and drive to a safe location before pulling over" would be a much better way to offer safety advice, rather than making up a dramatic story involving 112.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 03:57 |
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GreenMetalSun posted:
Mods, rename me my sex is female but my gender is male
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 08:30 |
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FrozenVent posted:Christ, that's an old one. We used to get a briefing from a retired cop in Mississippi every year before the holidays back when I first joined the military. The dude had all kinds of crazy stories and advice, and this was one of them. Essentially he told us if you're in an isolated spot, keep driving until you're somewhere public and deal with the pissed off cop. Then again he also told us 'the best thing to defend your home is a pump shotgun because you can just rack it the dude will run away' so I'm wondering how many of his other stories were STDH.
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