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The best way to mow you lawn manually is this way: Mower and fertilizer in one. Brilliant!
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Shnag posted:Every time I see someone post a nsfw picture just in spoilers, someone has a stroke because the picture shows up on their phone and their boss is watching them at all times and is ok with them looking at funny pictures, but not ok with boobs and such. Though really, its because: There's also been a few stickied threads in GBS about how it's not a thing the powers in charge want to happen. Usually they're titled "You retards need to stop spoil tagging nws pictures" and the text is something like "Seriously we've announced this multiple times how have you not understood it yet?"
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Aug 4, 2014 19:49
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It's a Polish name. Where's the funny? E: oh, I see now. It's misspelled, lol.
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MadlabsRobot posted:The best way to mow you lawn manually is this way: This is great up until the horse gets its tail caught in the mower, causing the horse to freak out and run and spool ever more horse hair and skin into the whirling blades. So unless a flayed horse carcass decorating your front yard is your goal this probably isn't for you. e: guy in that picture knows exactly what's coming and he is stoked
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Aug 4, 2014 20:06
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Paladinus posted:It's a Polish name. Where's the funny? How many Poles does it take to drink a diet coke?
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Aug 4, 2014 20:28
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Scarf posted:How many Poles does it take to drink a diet coke? Two. One to send money back home from London, and one to spend all the money on księżycówka, get drunk and steal a coke from a local store.
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Aug 4, 2014 20:35
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Scarf posted:How many Poles does it take to drink a diet coke? How many latvians does it take to eat a potato? None, they all dead from malnourish. Rip poorlatvia, the best and most racist tumbler :<
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Aug 4, 2014 20:38
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Caveman Cat posted:I see their cat training is going well. My cat was almost insulted that I put her bed here  
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Aug 4, 2014 20:46
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MisterOblivious posted:Congrats! Now you're going slower than just pushing the drat thing and you still can't turn because the person who made the "bike mower" is an idiot and didn't cut and reweld the head tube perpendicular to the ground. With the right gear ratio it'd be about the same as walking, but push mowers aren't for constant forward motion anyway. They basically rely on a back and forth vacuuming motion unless you're cutting grass any shorter than light rough on a golf course. And yeah, you'd need some sort of fancy articulating suspension for the wheels or you could just slap a smaller wheel on one side and mow in a steady spiral (as long as only one wheel is driving the blade, otherwise we need to integrate a differential into this thing.) Philip J Fry has a new favorite as of 22:09 on Aug 4, 2014 |
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Aug 4, 2014 22:05
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Duct Tape posted:My cat was almost insulted that I put her bed here If my cat experience has told me anything, they prefer solid surfaces with something relatively thin like a folded towel on it. That thing looks way too soft. Anyhow 
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Aug 5, 2014 01:13
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Aug 5, 2014 01:27
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Well, poo poo... do you execute him?
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Kanfy posted:If my cat experience has told me anything, they prefer solid surfaces with something relatively thin like a folded towel on it. That thing looks way too soft. I was already laughing before I even noticed who the message was from.
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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Pleads posted:Well, poo poo... do you execute him? It's what he wants. It's what he kind of wants. It's what some part of his subconscious wants. It's- Put the computer in a cardboard box and close the lid. Problem solved. *Edit* If it's any consolation, both of his personalities want the other to die. One just wants himself to die too.
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Aug 5, 2014 01:31
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Now that's a spymaster.
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Kanfy posted:If my cat experience has told me anything, they prefer solid surfaces with something relatively thin like a folded towel on it. That thing looks way too soft. Was there by chance another character with that name, or is the best AI bug since someone in Democracy 2 had their candidate assassinated by a faction of 0 members.
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Aug 5, 2014 01:54
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I was walking through Walmart just now and came across this in the little girl's sleepwear section: What the gently caress Walmart?
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IUG posted:I was walking through Walmart just now and came across this in the little girl's sleepwear section: That's probably a best seller in Walmart
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IUG posted:I was walking through Walmart just now and came across this in the little girl's sleepwear section: Knowing which state you're in could go a long way towards explaining this.
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Memento posted:Knowing which state you're in could go a long way towards explaining this. Nope, I'm in Connecticut.
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Aug 5, 2014 03:15
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Memento posted:Knowing which state you're in could go a long way towards explaining this. Anywhere there are Wal-marts there are rednecks its like a thumper but for rednecks instead of worms. (I'm rereading Dune shut up) Content:    
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Aug 5, 2014 03:42
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Hair like this isn't a fashion choice, it's a lifestyle decision.     Also this which is just awesome, apparently a shower with heat-sensitive tiles 
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Chard posted:Also this which is just awesome, apparently a shower with heat-sensitive tiles Doggy-style shower sex owns.
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Haruharuharuko posted:Anywhere there are Wal-marts there are rednecks its like a thumper but for rednecks instead of worms. (I'm rereading Dune shut up)
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Captain Trips posted:Doggy-style shower sex owns. You know some kinky rear end doggies.
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Aug 5, 2014 04:20
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Chard posted:
Aw someone had to stand on their tippie toes.
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Whiteycar posted:Aw someone had to stand on their tippie toes. Oh, thank god you said that; I was thinking they were paw prints.
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Aug 5, 2014 05:16
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Note the size of them front feet though.
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The foot and handprints are a Photoshop. Gotta look at it upside down to get it.
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Aug 5, 2014 05:33
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Haruharuharuko posted:Content: Why would someone only order one boot?
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Aug 5, 2014 05:49
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Oh, so that's what they mean when they say stuff like "discretely packaged plain brown wrapper"?
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Angela Christine posted:Oh, so that's what they mean when they say stuff like "discretely packaged plain brown wrapper"? Well, yah, how else would you ship a hammer? 
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Angela Christine posted:Oh, so that's what they mean when they say stuff like "discretely packaged plain brown wrapper"? It's from an Onion article.
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VendaGoat posted:Well, yah, how else would you ship a hammer? That's clearly a bulk pack of boomerangs. Or the roof to his H0 scale model of this bulding: 
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SaltyJesus posted:Now that's a spymaster. Wait... how did you get away from yourself long enough to bring your crimes to my attention, and were you followed?
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IUG posted:I was walking through Walmart just now and came across this in the little girl's sleepwear section: I would buy this immediately in t-shirt form.
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Haruharuharuko posted:Anywhere there are Wal-marts there are rednecks its like a thumper but for rednecks instead of worms. (I'm rereading Dune shut up) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A12-KN5UijA
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