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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

MachineryNoise posted:

Was it The Nuttiest Nutcracker (why the hell do I remember this thing)?

Believe it or not, I showed her a clip from that and she said the computer animation was even worse.

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Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:
There was a Barbie Nutcracker CG movie in 2001, a bit late but if you want The Nuttiest Nutcracker but with even worse CG...

Captain_Indigo
Jul 29, 2007

"That’s cheating! You know the rules: once you sacrifice something here, you don’t get it back!"

I think this was a movie, may have been a TV thing. Fairly sure it was a movie.

It was on television in the early-mid 90s in UK. All I remember was that the main couple had recently moved house. The wife begins getting on with an interesting handsome neighbor and the husband gets jealous. Other stuff happens. Eventually the neighbor attempts to kill the husband, then disguises himself so well as the husband that the wife doesn't notice. Fortunately the husband survives the attack (which I think involved a car crash of some kind?) and returns and the two of them fight. One of the identical men throws the other off a roof and through a greenhouse, then convinces the wife he is the real husband by telling her all this intimate romantic stuff. The last shot is the husband twisting a coin over his fingers the way surgeons do to train their hands - a habit the neighbor had.

Anyone got any idea?

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Shnakepup posted:

Trying to remember some anime movie I saw many years ago (between 15 - 20 years). It was something I saw on late night cable, but it was an english dub so it couldn't have been some really obscure anime. I hope.

Anyway, I don't really remember the overall plot, just general details. I remember the movie was overall very dreamlike. Stuff would happen that just blatantly didn't make sense, no continuity. I wanna say that it was explicitly about dreams but I could be wrong. In any case, the movie was very surreal and deliberately absurd.

Random details:
  • Part of the movie takes place in a big house, almost like a haunted house
  • There's a scene where a character is in an elevator or a hallway with mirros on either side, giving that infinite hall of mirrors affect. They see someone (a ghost maybe?) stepping through the mirrors coming towards them.
  • There's a scene where the main male character "wakes up" in a cryogenic tube. He's in some kind of advanced looking technological chamber, and a robotic voice comes over an intercom telling him that he's been in suspension and that all his experiences thus far have been a dream. The voice then tells him that, unfortunately, the female character (possible love interest?) who was with him was also in suspension but that her cryo tube failed thousands of years ago. In a panic he opens up her chamber only to find a dusty skeleton. He starts freaking out but then - Surprise! - he accidentally flails against one of the "walls" and knocks it over, revealing that the chamber he was in was all fake. The movie then kinda continues from where it left off before.
  • There's another scene towards the end of the movie, I think it's basically the climax, where the "world" is ending, somehow. Like, reality itself it breaking down or something. The land around the house they were in is like falling down into a spacey void. The characters all jump onto this harrier jet and fly away to escape the destruction. It's a comical sight, there's like ten people all piled up around and on top of the harrier's cockpit. As they're flying the jet away, I think I remember them seeing a giant turtle or something. Like a giant cosmic turtle that had the whole world on it's back, but now the world is collapsing and the turtle is just floating through space.

Like I said, I saw the movie on TV. It was on very late at night (like, middle of the night). Can't remember what channel it was on. It was on a cable channel but not, like, one devoted to anime. Timeframe I'm a little hazy on. Before 2000 definitely.

EDIT - After a lot of googling random phrases and details, I think I found it: Urusei Yatsura 2: Beautiful Dreamer. Reading the plot synopsis on IMDB also confirms some of my recollections. Apparently the film was originally from the 80s but only dubbed in the late nineties. Here's the Harrier scene I remember:





Crazy poo poo, yo.

I watched this because of this post. It was trippy as gently caress. I want more. I might check out #1.

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es
Trying to identify a movie that popped into my head recently; hopefully it's more identifiable than the other one that nobody knows:

Pretty sure it's Italian, late 80s/early 90s probably. This thuggish guy kidnaps this singer and ties her to a bed so she can get over her heroin addiction of something like that. She originally hates him but falls in love with him. She tells him to put tape over her mouth, or she'll be tempted to scream for help. He buys some special tape that won't irritate the skin, but he pulls it off her mouth to kiss her goodbye, She calls for help, and I don't remember the ending.

Looking through IMDB for "Italian" "Kidnapping" etc. didn't produce anything that seemed familiar.

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
Tie Me Up Tie Me Down?

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

Schweinhund posted:

Tie Me Up Tie Me Down?

Holy poo poo, you're a wizard.
I had no idea it was in Spanish, and I speak Spanish fluently.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

simplefish posted:

I watched this because of this post. It was trippy as gently caress. I want more. I might check out #1.

Sadly this one is a bit farther out there than the rest of the franchise. The show has the occasional episode where everything will break down into complete madness bullshit but that's about it. The movies are mostly about other potential love interests from space! and thus are not nearly as rad as the second one.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Captain_Indigo posted:

I think this was a movie, may have been a TV thing. Fairly sure it was a movie.

It was on television in the early-mid 90s in UK. All I remember was that the main couple had recently moved house. The wife begins getting on with an interesting handsome neighbor and the husband gets jealous. Other stuff happens. Eventually the neighbor attempts to kill the husband, then disguises himself so well as the husband that the wife doesn't notice. Fortunately the husband survives the attack (which I think involved a car crash of some kind?) and returns and the two of them fight. One of the identical men throws the other off a roof and through a greenhouse, then convinces the wife he is the real husband by telling her all this intimate romantic stuff. The last shot is the husband twisting a coin over his fingers the way surgeons do to train their hands - a habit the neighbor had.

Anyone got any idea?

I think that's Natural Selection (AKA Dark Reflection)

Nemesis Of Moles
Jul 25, 2007

My brother keeps bugging me about this horror movie he saw at some point, any ideas?

My dumb brother posted:

The movie opens with a group of teenagers in a 4x4 driving up a snowy mountain. They have the feeling that they are being followed. They arrive at a house in the woods up in the mountains. They go inside and make themselves at home and start drinking. Their evening is interrupted when they hear something outside and go to investigate. They decide to go into the forest for a reason I cannot remember. They are frightened back to the house to find the power and phones have been cut. They are murdered one by one. I cannot remember if any of the group survived

I know, most generic film description of all time.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
Well, that sounds like about 100% of all the teen horror movies from the 80s. Does he at least have a decade to narrow it down? Are they murdered by a monster, a serial killer, or each other?

Nemesis Of Moles
Jul 25, 2007

CzarChasm posted:

Well, that sounds like about 100% of all the teen horror movies from the 80s. Does he at least have a decade to narrow it down? Are they murdered by a monster, a serial killer, or each other?

This is what I said. Literally the only defining factor is the snowy mountain and even that isn't really very distinct. He said it was sometime relatively recent, so 2000-Now, probably, and that it was a serial killer/slasher type deal rather than a monster.

edit: breaking news, the film may have been a found footage movie.

Nemesis Of Moles fucked around with this message at 19:34 on Jul 31, 2014

Mouser..
Apr 1, 2010

Nemesis Of Moles posted:

This is what I said. Literally the only defining factor is the snowy mountain and even that isn't really very distinct. He said it was sometime relatively recent, so 2000-Now, probably, and that it was a serial killer/slasher type deal rather than a monster.

edit: breaking news, the film may have been a found footage movie.

Cold Prey ?

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Or Frankenstein Theory

Nemesis Of Moles
Jul 25, 2007


I suggested that to him when he asked me and he said no. He's not really one to watch foreign language films.

It kinda sounds like he's mixing up My Little Eye and any generic slasher flick to me

Captain_Indigo
Jul 29, 2007

"That’s cheating! You know the rules: once you sacrifice something here, you don’t get it back!"


I think this is what he is thinking of.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
Generic Slasher thing is making me think of that one movie with the nazi zombies in the snow or whatever. Oh yeah, Dead Snow: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1278340/reference

Nemesis Of Moles
Jul 25, 2007

Apparently its neither dead snow or my little eye. I guess in fairness it would be pretty hard to forget the Nazi zombies hunting for their missing Nazi gold subplot

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
This may be a movie or a mini series, I can't remember since I was 7 or 8 at the time.

Early 80s, french movie/series. What little I remember from the plot involved a policeman/detective/investigator and some sort of political/criminal/terrorist secret society called the "white (or red) hand". Setting late 19th or early 20th century I think. At some point someone was killed with the poison of a plant.
May or may not have been somewhat surreal. From what I remember it was like Sherlock Holmes meets Delicatessen.


I know this isn't a lot to go by but it's been nagging me on and off for almost 20 years.

anticake
Nov 5, 2004

Biscuit Hider
I remember very very little, basically just one scene. It was on TV between 1982 and lets say 1995 at the latest although probably later and earlier respectively. All I remember is these two dudes in some kind of underground looking architecture. I thought it looked like a sewer or storm drain system, although the huge kind like in Phantom of the Opera or something. One dude has a gun or a superpower or something. He's either going to kill the other guy or someone else and the other guy wants him not to do that. Then, and this is confusing because I remember it so vividly but it doesn't make sense on an adult level or even a child level in my case, the guy who wants the killing not to happen holds out what looks amazingly like a snow globe, there is no indication this is a magical snow globe or some such thing, he offers to share it with the guy who wants to kill somebody. Anyway the killer guy shoots the other one, because for fucks sake it's a regular snow globe, and the snow globe falls and breaks on the ground. Then I had to go back to bed as I had woken up and wandered out to the front room where my parents were watching whatever this was.

It wasn't a fancy snow globe either. Looked like the kind you would find at any old tourist trap souvenir stand.

anticake fucked around with this message at 07:30 on Aug 2, 2014

sbagliom
Mar 27, 2010

SOCIALISM IS DEAD

MeLKoR posted:

This may be a movie or a mini series, I can't remember since I was 7 or 8 at the time.

Early 80s, french movie/series. What little I remember from the plot involved a policeman/detective/investigator and some sort of political/criminal/terrorist secret society called the "white (or red) hand". Setting late 19th or early 20th century I think. At some point someone was killed with the poison of a plant.
May or may not have been somewhat surreal. From what I remember it was like Sherlock Holmes meets Delicatessen.


I know this isn't a lot to go by but it's been nagging me on and off for almost 20 years.

Possibly "Le mystérieux docteur Cornélius".

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

sbagliom posted:

Possibly "Le mystérieux docteur Cornélius".

God damnit I think that's precisely it. Incredible how I converted a few bizarre settings that stuck in my memory into a whole Victorian/steampunk scenario when it seems more of a James Bond thing.

Thanks a lot this thing was killing me! :toot:

Mouser..
Apr 1, 2010

anticake posted:

I remember very very little, basically just one scene. It was on TV between 1982 and lets say 1995 at the latest although probably later and earlier respectively. All I remember is these two dudes in some kind of underground looking architecture. I thought it looked like a sewer or storm drain system, although the huge kind like in Phantom of the Opera or something. One dude has a gun or a superpower or something. He's either going to kill the other guy or someone else and the other guy wants him not to do that. Then, and this is confusing because I remember it so vividly but it doesn't make sense on an adult level or even a child level in my case, the guy who wants the killing not to happen holds out what looks amazingly like a snow globe, there is no indication this is a magical snow globe or some such thing, he offers to share it with the guy who wants to kill somebody. Anyway the killer guy shoots the other one, because for fucks sake it's a regular snow globe, and the snow globe falls and breaks on the ground. Then I had to go back to bed as I had woken up and wandered out to the front room where my parents were watching whatever this was.

It wasn't a fancy snow globe either. Looked like the kind you would find at any old tourist trap souvenir stand.

Are you remembering this scene from Falling Down ?

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
There was a movie I saw on TV a few years back where two guys are looking for buried treasure and there's a villain that dresses like a nazi and drinks blood. There's a scene where he puts an IV line from a womans neck to his mouth and sucks on it till it makes slurping sound when you empty out a cup of soda.

anticake
Nov 5, 2004

Biscuit Hider

Mouser.. posted:

Are you remembering this scene from Falling Down ?

Nah. One of the only things I remember vividly was the cheap white plastic bottom, painted dark blue back half of a souvenir stand snow globe. Also my general memory of the guy with the snow globe offering it to the guy who was going to kill some one as some kind of trade for the victims life.

bamhand
Apr 15, 2010
I remember seeing the trailer for this movie about 10 years ago. Two kids, a boy and a girl, play a game where whoever is in possession of an object (I think it was a box) can dare the other person to do something and they have to do it. It starts off light hearted and sweet but eventually they grow older and I think one of them is about to get married and then the dares escalate to doing dangerous stuff. I don't exactly remember what happens but I seem to recall someone almost getting hit by a train or car and there is an explosion at one point. May have been a foreign film.

fenix down
Jan 12, 2005

bamhand posted:

I remember seeing the trailer for this movie about 10 years ago. Two kids, a boy and a girl, play a game where whoever is in possession of an object (I think it was a box) can dare the other person to do something and they have to do it. It starts off light hearted and sweet but eventually they grow older and I think one of them is about to get married and then the dares escalate to doing dangerous stuff. I don't exactly remember what happens but I seem to recall someone almost getting hit by a train or car and there is an explosion at one point. May have been a foreign film.
Good memory! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0364517/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

ShineDog
May 21, 2007
It is inevitable!
I remember a hong kong kung fu movie, I believe set in the past. It's heavy on the wireworks and CG effects which I dont normally go for, but whatev.

Theres a particular scene where two master fighters throw down in the absolute pissing rain. They are both badasses to the point they are able to do spinkicks that send the water shooting up like deadly blades. Describing it sounds really goofy, but in practise I remember it looked amazing.

This was probably about 10 years ago, so it almost certainly did not look amazing, because I was an idiot. Whatev though, I'd like to know what it was.

westborn
Feb 25, 2010

ShineDog posted:

I remember a hong kong kung fu movie, I believe set in the past. It's heavy on the wireworks and CG effects which I dont normally go for, but whatev.

Theres a particular scene where two master fighters throw down in the absolute pissing rain. They are both badasses to the point they are able to do spinkicks that send the water shooting up like deadly blades. Describing it sounds really goofy, but in practise I remember it looked amazing.

This was probably about 10 years ago, so it almost certainly did not look amazing, because I was an idiot. Whatev though, I'd like to know what it was.

Doesn't fit exactly, but just to get it out of the way: Hero (Ying xiong) maybe?

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



I remember falling asleep during some late-night movie on HBO years ago, I would say that the movie was from somewhere between 1983 and 1993 or so. There's some kind of bad stuff going on at a strip club and a cop (or private eye or something) talks with some woman who's going to strip onstage, and I guess they couldn't afford to have the actress also do the stripping, because she gave some excuse about how she could only strip if she could wear her special mask, then they cut in this obviously taken-from-elsewhere footage of some other woman with the same hair color stripping while wearing one of those elaborate masquerade-ball masks. Kind of like the stunt Francis Ford Coppola pulled with borrowed stag-film footage in "Tonight For Sure" back in 1962.

I was already half asleep when I saw the beginning of the flick so I'm trying to figure out if I just hallucinated it or something. I don't think it was any of the "Stripped to Kill" movies.

ShineDog
May 21, 2007
It is inevitable!

westborn posted:

Doesn't fit exactly, but just to get it out of the way: Hero (Ying xiong) maybe?

No, pretty sure it's earlier than that. When I say they are fighting in the pissing rain, I really mean it. The water stands around an inch deep so everything they do sends spirals of water around. It's just occasionally deadly. I think.

csidle
Jul 31, 2007

I have a vague memory from 4 or 5 years ago, when I a bunch of top X films lists, like IMDb's top 250 and 1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die, were like watchlists for me. From that time I remember reading about a film depicting a battle on the eastern front of World War II that was supposedly rather great. I feel like it was a movie about the battle of Stalingrad or Leningrad. However, IMDb doesn't give me any obvious canon films depicting these battles. The closest I can get is Stalingrad from 1989 by Yuriy Ozerov, but it's nowhere near IMDb's top 250. I'm gonna watch it anyway, since I don't particularly care about IMDb's top 250 anymore, but since I seem to have gotten the idea from there I wonder if it's the right movie. Are there any films depicting these battles particularly noteworthy?

westborn
Feb 25, 2010

csidle posted:

the battle of Stalingrad

It's not in the top 250 either, but there's the much more popular german Stalingrad from 1993. Did that somehow not come up in your search results or did you weed that one out already?

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Enemy at the Gates? It's pretty popular

Price Check
Oct 9, 2012

csidle posted:

I have a vague memory from 4 or 5 years ago, when I a bunch of top X films lists, like IMDb's top 250 and 1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die, were like watchlists for me. From that time I remember reading about a film depicting a battle on the eastern front of World War II that was supposedly rather great. I feel like it was a movie about the battle of Stalingrad or Leningrad. However, IMDb doesn't give me any obvious canon films depicting these battles. The closest I can get is Stalingrad from 1989 by Yuriy Ozerov, but it's nowhere near IMDb's top 250. I'm gonna watch it anyway, since I don't particularly care about IMDb's top 250 anymore, but since I seem to have gotten the idea from there I wonder if it's the right movie. Are there any films depicting these battles particularly noteworthy?

The best relatively obscure Eastern Front movie is Come and See

Whether that's the movie or not, you should definitely watch it.

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.
I second that. One of the best war films I've ever seen. Just don't expect to feel good for a while after watching it.

Tooter
Nov 12, 2003

Ok, trying to track down a movie I have never seen for a friend. It may have been on Showtime or HBO but this is the synopsis from her.
It starts off this young woman at this boss's house and he's taking pics of her to post on his escort website. her little sis is there and she steps out so the boss and the chick can handle some business in private. Then the little sis starts going with big sis to her gigs. and waits outside. OK but somehow it links all these random rear end people together and so the dude who paid for her last night might have connections with this other person. so there's all these different stories going on but they all have some connection. there was the dentist who was in love with his hygienist. but she was married to a hit man who was partners with one of the dudes who was paying for the girl. But the husband of the hygienist falls in love with the sister of the call girl while his partner and the call girl are inside. the two are both waiting outside and hit it off. Then i think the call girl murders that guy

Any ideas?

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:
What's the name of the either Dennis Hopper or Brian Dennehy flick where he's a psycho cop who abducts "bad" people to make sure they earn enough points by behaving to be worthy of staying alive?

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

Neo Rasa posted:

What's the name of the either Dennis Hopper or Brian Dennehy flick where he's a psycho cop who abducts "bad" people to make sure they earn enough points by behaving to be worthy of staying alive?

The Keeper?

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regulargonzalez
Aug 18, 2006
UNGH LET ME LICK THOSE BOOTS DADDY HULU ;-* ;-* ;-* YES YES GIVE ME ALL THE CORPORATE CUMMIES :shepspends: :shepspends: :shepspends: ADBLOCK USERS DESERVE THE DEATH PENALTY, DON'T THEY DADDY?
WHEN THE RICH GET RICHER I GET HORNIER :a2m::a2m::a2m::a2m:

Some early 80s slasher flick. Saw bits and pieces on HBO when I was a wee lad. Killer's gimmick was that he wore one of those gimp mask deals with the zippered mouth.

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